Doesn't even resemble who I thought Gwyneth Paltrow was. I was thinking of a woman in the movie "Shallow Hal ." I checked IMDB and it was her, but sure didn't know it form the above picture. The Shallow Hal version, do her!
Yahoo came out with a new story today about how pretentious she was, and how her daddy kicked her butt for it. I'll post it when I see it. I'd do her, she may be on the scrawny side, but I'd like to have her legs around me.
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Too small-chested for me, doesn't give me an instant boner but I wouldn't throw her out of bed
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I'd fuck her with your dick. :)
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She'll make you do a 10 day lemon juice cleanse
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Bad news, shadowcat. My dick fell off. :)
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"Detachable Penis" (1992) by King Missle
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I don't know. I'd do her just to say I did her! "Sorry honey, I was out last night. I had a date with Gwen." ^_^
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VM has a thing for Gwen's. :)
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I never thought much of her but IMO she's looking better as she ages.
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I miss Gwen, shadowcat, VM says as he starts sobbing. :)
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Thx for the inside track, shadowcat. Did not know that.
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I guess.
She's not high on my celeb list.
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She's a snobby, pretentious cunt.
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Not my top choice but if I was really horny, she would do.
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Meh.
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A better question is would Gwyneth want to have sex with you.
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Doesn't even resemble who I thought Gwyneth Paltrow was. I was thinking of a woman in the movie "Shallow Hal ." I checked IMDB and it was her, but sure didn't know it form the above picture. The Shallow Hal version, do her!
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Yahoo came out with a new story today about how pretentious she was, and how her daddy kicked her butt for it. I'll post it when I see it. I'd do her, she may be on the scrawny side, but I'd like to have her legs around me.
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If she didn't talk before, during or after... maybe.
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