Gwyneth Paltrow.

yes.

Too small-chested for me, doesn't give me an instant boner but I wouldn't throw her out of bed

I'd fuck her with your dick. :)

She'll make you do a 10 day lemon juice cleanse

Bad news, shadowcat. My dick fell off. :)

"Detachable Penis" (1992) by King Missle youtu.be

I don't know. I'd do her just to say I did her! "Sorry honey, I was out last night. I had a date with Gwen." ^_^

VM has a thing for Gwen's. :)

I never thought much of her but IMO she's looking better as she ages.

I miss Gwen, shadowcat, VM says as he starts sobbing. :)

Thx for the inside track, shadowcat. Did not know that.

I guess.

She's not high on my celeb list.

She's a snobby, pretentious cunt.

Not my top choice but if I was really horny, she would do.

Meh.

A better question is would Gwyneth want to have sex with you.

Doesn't even resemble who I thought Gwyneth Paltrow was. I was thinking of a woman in the movie "Shallow Hal ." I checked IMDB and it was her, but sure didn't know it form the above picture. The Shallow Hal version, do her!

Yahoo came out with a new story today about how pretentious she was, and how her daddy kicked her butt for it. I'll post it when I see it. I'd do her, she may be on the scrawny side, but I'd like to have her legs around me.

If she didn't talk before, during or after... maybe.