Asian Massage Parlor. This means the store front version, just walk in.
Almost always they offer HJ. But in most places it can also be FS.
But GFE is not usually on the menu. But I have learned how to make it go GFE most of the time. When this happens, the girl really gives it up and turns it into GFA ( Girl Friend Audition ) and it does not get any better than that.
Quality of AMPs varies greatly and from metro to metro.
Used to be I had to look in the yellow pages. And I was doing all the girls in 3 counties and even more phone books. So I would go up to a phone booth, look in the Yellow, only to find those few pages ripped out!
Then it was stuff like the San Jose Metro. Better because it changes fast. But San Francisco is much better than San Jose.
Has strengths and weaknesses over strip clubs. But I would still say that overall the strip club format is the best because you can have unstructured fraternizing in the front room.
How good it is in the back room depends more than anything else on the rapport you can establish in the front room.
Only chumps let girls sell them dances.
But I also see that in Houston on Telephone Rd, there are a bunch of Asian Hostess Bars, where they do massage in the back rooms. And some have reported front room GFE. So this should be good too. But most of the women are probably too old.
Strip Clubs have the highest standard for looks and dolling up. But if only guys would stop making it hard for the rest of us by letting girls sell them dances. Lap dancing started and SF MBOT and it meant lap sitting.
give me the strip clubs. unless it is a genuine ASIAN real 100% trained massage parlor... it can be kinda disappointing. butt the very first full body massage ASIAN massage i experienced was wonderful. EXCELLENT genuine massage. then cfs. from the attractive massager herself. she certainly knew exactly what she was doing. near ventura california.
nemesisk7, sometimes Korean GFE is not very good, not real DFKing. But you may know some places and some girls where it is real good. I have fully enjoyed some nice ones.
Strip clubs have it over AMPs because of the unstructured front room fraternizing. This is what most reliably gets you the best GFE. And then they also have a higher looks and dolling up standard. But AMPs are cheaper for FS, and when I started going to AMPs, FS strip clubs would be very rare. And there still aren't any around here.
And TheeOSU, how do you expect me to understand what you are saying when you have got your head shoved up your anus?
Ours are mostly Asian, but there are some exceptions. But from looking at RubMaps I can see that there are more Latina, AA, and White massage parlors in many other places.
I only know of that one Russian place, long ago closed. But with Rubmaps, and especially with zipcode radius search, you can find what is in SoCal. You can even search the entire state all at once.
There probably is a Russian Girls escort system somewhere, need to make an appointment. I don't know though where it would be or how to find it. Previously SF RedBook was the way for the Bay Area. RedBook was fantastic.
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last commentAsian Massage Parlor. This means the store front version, just walk in.
Almost always they offer HJ. But in most places it can also be FS.
But GFE is not usually on the menu. But I have learned how to make it go GFE most of the time. When this happens, the girl really gives it up and turns it into GFA ( Girl Friend Audition ) and it does not get any better than that.
Quality of AMPs varies greatly and from metro to metro.
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Used to be I had to look in the yellow pages. And I was doing all the girls in 3 counties and even more phone books. So I would go up to a phone booth, look in the Yellow, only to find those few pages ripped out!
Then it was stuff like the San Jose Metro. Better because it changes fast. But San Francisco is much better than San Jose.
But today:
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Has strengths and weaknesses over strip clubs. But I would still say that overall the strip club format is the best because you can have unstructured fraternizing in the front room.
How good it is in the back room depends more than anything else on the rapport you can establish in the front room.
Only chumps let girls sell them dances.
But I also see that in Houston on Telephone Rd, there are a bunch of Asian Hostess Bars, where they do massage in the back rooms. And some have reported front room GFE. So this should be good too. But most of the women are probably too old.
Strip Clubs have the highest standard for looks and dolling up. But if only guys would stop making it hard for the rest of us by letting girls sell them dances. Lap dancing started and SF MBOT and it meant lap sitting.
SJG
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SJG is opening an AMP in his basement. His mom is going to be the mamisan, and he'll clean the rooms.
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give me the strip clubs. unless it is a genuine ASIAN real 100% trained massage parlor... it can be kinda disappointing. butt the very first full body massage ASIAN massage i experienced was wonderful. EXCELLENT genuine massage. then cfs. from the attractive massager herself. she certainly knew exactly what she was doing. near ventura california.
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SJG Korean mps with Fs are my favorites , Korean GFE
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"What is AMP? Seen it in the discussions lately."
Unit of electrical current. In units of charge-per-unit-time.
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i have experienced AMPs flowing at AMPs. ;)
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Yanky my wankie
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AMP? Isn't that what you connect an electric guitar to
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If we ask real nice maybe we can get our resident expert SJG to once again tell us about his MAMP experiences. LOL
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Papi,
I think it is the measurement of electrical current flow.
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ditto. i really felt a jolt with that girl.
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I've found a Hispanic AMP (HMP?) that I like.
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Hispanic would LMP for Latina and LMP would be appropriate.
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nemesisk7, sometimes Korean GFE is not very good, not real DFKing. But you may know some places and some girls where it is real good. I have fully enjoyed some nice ones.
Strip clubs have it over AMPs because of the unstructured front room fraternizing. This is what most reliably gets you the best GFE. And then they also have a higher looks and dolling up standard. But AMPs are cheaper for FS, and when I started going to AMPs, FS strip clubs would be very rare. And there still aren't any around here.
And TheeOSU, how do you expect me to understand what you are saying when you have got your head shoved up your anus?
SJG
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LOL! Stick what you know creep, giving prostate massages and BFE at the bathhouse!
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If it hires both Asian and Latinas, you've got yourself a LAMP.
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Ours are mostly Asian, but there are some exceptions. But from looking at RubMaps I can see that there are more Latina, AA, and White massage parlors in many other places.
SJG
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We did have this place "From Russia With Love", white big haired Russian bombshells in high heels and mini-skirts, being extremely flirty.
But it got closed before I was able to session.
SJG
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I need a BMP (black massage parlor)
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Take me there, Papi. once you go black, you never go back. :)
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Tell us more about Russian Mps there are none in souuthern Cali , Korean FS has been great
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I only know of that one Russian place, long ago closed. But with Rubmaps, and especially with zipcode radius search, you can find what is in SoCal. You can even search the entire state all at once.
There probably is a Russian Girls escort system somewhere, need to make an appointment. I don't know though where it would be or how to find it. Previously SF RedBook was the way for the Bay Area. RedBook was fantastic.
SJG
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Redbook had alot of white women from what i remember
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New york city has a few rusky fs mps
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jose guy let me know if you find one
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I see SJG that you mention MAMPs a lot in your discussions. What are MAMPs, and what does it stand for?
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my guess is Mexican AMPs. remember that mexico is 10% pure asian.
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SJG'S MAMP'S are male asian massage parlor's his second favorite after slender mexican boys based on his true self sjgay
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