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The bed that I made.

Oct 8, 2016, 7:00 PM
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Timex345
Illinois

I successfully avoided a dancer at one of my favorite clubs for almost a year. The last time I saw her she ROBbed me of $20. Anyways, I briefly considered reconnecting with her. She was busy while I considered my options. After 10 minutes and finishing my overpriced drink. I simply left and decided to lay in the bed I had made for myself. Rarely do situations with strippers end well. Fortunately, there are other clubs where I can start over. Maybe I was at fault, but apologizing just seemed like a waste of time to a girl only after my money.

comments (6)

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shailynn

Damn Juice makes more sense when he purposely isn't making any sense.

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vincemichaels

Give them the gift that keeps on giving. Herpes !!

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JuiceBox69

LMFAO

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Subraman

-->"Anyways,"

Subraman tip. If someone starts a sentence with "anyways", you know something dumb is going to follow.

PS "Mines" is a pretty good tip-off too, as is "Not gonna lie".

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shailynn

what about starting a sentence with "u damn rite" ???

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Subraman

U Damn Rite = gold! Same with Tru Dat.

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