ESL in the Fall

Had an annual meeting in STL, blew in earlier than usual. Got a $28 rental at the airport and struck out eastward. Even early enough to get in 18 holes of Golf before titty time. Was close to PT’s Centerville, so went there first. Dark as night inside. Amber Bock or something like it on tap for $4. Counted 5 entertainers, one I thought was there with her husband.

Half a beer in, got visited by a 35+ something dishwater blonde. Bit of a pooch in the midsection, but couldn’t shake her. Did get the dance deal – 1 for $40 or 100 for 15 in the back. She wasn’t the one I was looking for. Otherwise, two hotties in the house. Went to the head to express the 1st beer and engaged in a handshake and hug from one of the two hotties, and dishwater was on me like I was magnetized. The hottie pinched her tits, grabbed my crotch, and was off, just like that. Cock blocked is not how I want to spend my time. Told the blonde my back was hurting from golf and hit the door to my next stop, Dollies.