Lets write all the lame questions/lines that strippers say to you when hustling
knobsnbobs
L.A. All Day
Write any cheesy line, comment or pitch that a stripper has said to you in trying to get you to do a dance OR
any annoying ass question that a stripper you're NOT into asks you while they are clinging to you for a dance even though you're obviously not feeling them. Throw in the response you would give them as well if you want (or what you WOULD say if you wanted to be a dick). I'll start it off:
"Hey Baby. Are you ready for me?"
ME: "Never"
any annoying ass question that a stripper you're NOT into asks you while they are clinging to you for a dance even though you're obviously not feeling them. Throw in the response you would give them as well if you want (or what you WOULD say if you wanted to be a dick). I'll start it off:
"Hey Baby. Are you ready for me?"
ME: "Never"
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And I like to select the girl myself, and let her see that I am doing so.
Best is a front room makeout session, saving booths and back rooms until your own pants are to come down.
But then best to plan on waking up with her the next morning.
SJG
:)
-If my phone was on I could call you later.
-I wish I could find a great guy like you to date.
-I just found out I am pregnant and dont know how I am going to pay for everything.
-The one I was a dick to. When she found out I was from out of town. She had this really mean look on he face and was bowing up to me.
her wow you live_____.
Me yes
her then you can afford to take me to europe.
me why would i do that? You just sat down here. I dont really know you.
her because i know you have the money and i demand it. While raising her fist to hit me.
me bitch get the fuck away from me and dont come back. Manager was close by and handled her.
:)
If you don't like her, then just approach the one you do like.
SJG
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On to your lap, $20 into her hand, and let it be like a first date.
If she declines to engage, but promises wonders in the VIP Room, send her on her way.
But don't be surprised if another one, seeing what was up, jumps in to take her place.
Assume that you will probably be waking up with one of these girls the next morning.
SJG
Evidently, there's some retarded sales strategy that says you're supposed to get the customer saying "yes" to something, before you close. These kind of tactics are all over stripperweb. I have no idea what kind of spineless sap would go do a dance he's not attracted to and otherwise wouldn't have danced with, just because she asked him a question he said "yes" to first, but there it is.
I'm a fucking perv what do you think - LOL
This is her clever, subtle probe to see if I"m an extras customer, VIP room customer, lap dance customer, or LDK customer :)
^^^ I guess she's fishing for why she's my fantasy girl and what to showcase while sitting with me.
"Give me a good reason for why you aren't getting a dance from me! If you give me a good enough reason I will leave."
^^ You can sit and chat or you can leave.
"Fine. I'll give you a free taste. If you like what you see, you can pay me, if not, that's fine."
^^^ She gave a free floor dance showcasing her ass. She seemed ok with 2-way contact. Had her pussy not smelled foul I might have relented. NO SALE. I admire the tenacity though.
"Wanna-dance?"
"Didn't I see you here last week / two weeks ago? Are you sure? I'm pretty sure I saw you?"
^^^ I don't go that often. It more like very 1-4 months. I'm somewhat puzzled why a lot of dancers ask this. It must be a sales tactic, so I don't give it much thought.
Wow she was a let down. The southern accent and southern belle just makes my dick invert.
I dont date much, the only guys i get to see are in the club and your cute....
are you married?
Do you come here often?
Want VIP, we can get closer in VIP?
once you're in VIP, want me to finish it? its 100 more, when i say yes, then she says its 200 more...
Or
"I want you to fuck my mouth"
Every dancer so far who has said that or similar, only three so far,was one of the best dancers at that time.
Here are some I have heard way too often.
"I am much better than her," usually when I say I am waiting for someone else.
"I haven't gotten off yet, and I need it so bad." I occasionally say, "that's good because I have been saving it up."
"Do you like tits or ass?" With this question it depends on the mood. If she has nice tits and I am considering her then I'll answer "tits." If I don't like her and she is flat chested I'll say, "tits, huge tits." Other times I'll say, "neither, pussy."
"Do my breasts look good?" Come on do you expect a guy to say no?
"I am thinking of implants, do you think I should." I don't tend to like implants, so usually I say no, but I have occasionally said yes to dancers with sunken floppy tits.
"What brings you here today?" Why do you care. I usually say just visiting, but a few times I say stuff like, "to get off," or "a nice wet blowjob."
"I haven't gotten any dances today." Again who cares.
"I bet your cock is big," or if she is sitting next to me and rubbing her hands on my lap," wow your cock feels huge." I usually reply with "yep," or if I like her, "do you want to head back and see?"
"Does this feel good." Far too many times it's usually not really, and in my mind I am thinking, "can't you tell how fucking limp my dick is?" If she's doing great I'll likely say, "can't you tell by cock poking your ass?" In extras clubs I may say, "yes, and I bet it will feel even better in your mouth."
And then there are the ones who tell you how good they are such as:
"I bet your cock will feel much better in my mouth."
"I give the best head."
No, honey. Bring on the fat bitches over 30 with kids at home. That's what I'm really interested in. Smh
"People wanna fuck me...heeehhhh not YOU"
-Louis CK