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standardize the format.

founder. please standardize the format on articles and reviews to the same as discussions. and please hide the 'post" button until something has been entered into the comment area. thank you sir.

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OT - Would you drive this?

I took pictures of this over the July 4 weekend. I don't know if you can appreciate how big this was from the pictures. What do you think? https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B5P56eNpyyeISm5scEdXRG1qa00/view?usp=drivesdk https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B5P56eNpyyeIY2Vub29uOFE0Y28/view?usp=drivesdk https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B5P56eNpyyeIWUYtd1dUUVkzdEk/view?usp=drivesdk https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B5P56eNpyyeIN2hleElHcXZYcW8/view?usp=drivesdk

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Wedding Ring

I never remove it. I'm the same man no matter what I'm doing. Just curious if this is common for married men, or if some hide the fact they're married or remove it at critical moments.

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Joke....

There was this lonely blonde housewife that was not getting any from her husband. So one day she decided to seduce the cute milk man to full fill her needs. When the milk man showed up she was dressed in just her…

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Yes, She Really Likes Me!

I met a new dancer last night. A solid 9, best natural breasts I've seen in a year at least, and very outgoing and fun in conversation. She broke a multitude of rules in my bikini, limited touch club which…

Tijuana

Going to TJ tonight! Anyone else?

I'm headed to TJ tonight for my first visit to HK. I'll be there tonight and tomorrow night. Anyone else going or down to go?

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She is extra wild

I was talking to this 8+ stripper the other day, and I was thinking about doing dances with her. For some reason she opened up a bit about her sex life. She said during sex she likes to eat the guy's…

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Couples clubs in northeast

Anyone know any good clubs for couples in the Northeast? I called Desire's in Rhode Island to ask about a VIP experience and was met with a rude response. I also emailed Foxy Lady and never heard back. I'm assuming…

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Trash Reviews

It appears that the number of trash/uninformative reviews, with no details, possibly fake, or vague recollections from a visit two years ago, just to get access to VIP, is on the rise. I know its a fine line, between what…

Brass Rail Tavern

Toronto, Ontario

BR around 3pm

2 entrances, left is for the regular club and right is for the vip. I headed left theres the bar on the left side with a stage on the right. Sat across from the bar…

Platinum West

West Columbia, South Carolina

More dancers than usual for early afternoon

Visited PW on a Friday afternoon before the hurricane. I was expecting 1-2 dancers as in the past few visits, but was pleasantly surprised to see way more than usual. The dancers were already rotating…

Diamonds Cabaret

Mississauga, Ontario

never again

Friday night, stopped by a bit. Bar in the back and small stage at the front. Girls were older and average, mostly Caucasian not my type. A sprite was 7.05, it was flat and sour,…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

Decent - if you like skinny white girls

I been to the old Wagon Wheel a few times, now it's the Players Club. It's a decent enough club: a good alternative to the joints on The Block. It's smallish to medium size as…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Good second visit

Second time here. In town for work. Very friendly staff as usual. Wanted to just relax and take it all in because it was a rough day for me that day. Immediately hounded by girl…

Sugar Shack Gentlemen's Club

Salem, Oregon

Hit and miss

This place is really hit and miss. I've been in there when they only have 3-4 dancers working and I can't finish my beer and get out the door fast enough becouse none of them…

C.W.'s

Akron, Ohio

CW

I popped into CW's on a Saturday nights. The entrance is in the back. The parking lot is small. I had to park on the street but close enough to the bar. You don't want…

Golden Banana

Peabody, Massachusetts

Came in on a Sunday evening...

Came in on a Sunday evening expecting it to be a little slow but ended up Pretty good. The girls rated about a 7. The layout is pretty open with a stage that looks like a…

Cheetah Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, Florida

Another visit

So it was Monday afternoon at the Cheetah, not as many girls as usual however the ones there were very nice. On average around a 7, some higher and some lower. Most guys in there…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

Ok

It's been a couple weeks and thought it was time to give pp another try since some of the more recent reviews gave some hope. I arrived at 10pm and the parking lot looked pretty…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Has Potential

Kittens has become my go-to club when in the Seattle area. Deja Vu in Lake City has the cute coed girls and Pandora's isn't very private. Kittens is a good mix of those other two…

Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, New York

Good regular club

If the bouncers know you as a regular they'll let you in for free during the pay times too. Got plenty of good lap dances here. Some girls on the 2nd song, I just keep…

Club SinRock

Renton, Washington

Don't know how they stay open

This was my first SC. I come when I'm close and when I don't have much time. On this visit I came in around 5 PM and left by 5:30. There should be no cover…

La Fiesta

Paterson, New Jersey

As

Driven by this place on several occasions. Made my first stop in, and wasn't disappointed. The neighborhood is very sketchy. But there is a large parking lot not from club. A couple of panhandlers in…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

this place is really nice

I was in town for a meeting and decided to stop in for some hot AZ action. When I got there I just sat back and watched and then they started coming to hustle for…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Stopped by hanks for a bit...

Stopped by hanks for a bit Wednesday night got in about 9pm 14 girls working and about 10 customers it was so dead it was almost depressing to be there. They had girls on all…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Bourbon Street Circus Review

Second trip ever to Phoenix for clubbing, but first trip to Bourbon Street Circus. There was a small cover to get in (I think?), but I don't really recall. As I mentioned in another review,…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Post-airport visit

I visit Phoenix for family, and have been hitting BML for a few years now whenever I can. Flew in really late and needed my fix before heading to the hotel, and dealing with…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Unique experience

I decided to stop by the BML Monday around 1130 am. The day cover is in fact $12 and the 3 dance set is now $46. I paid the cover and tried to get my…

Chicas Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Hola Chicas!

Just tried this place for the first time based on forum reviews. Close to where I stay when I visit family in Phoenix, and well, I like clubs with a variety of women, especially…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

2nd visit, slightly lower quality/less variety

This was my second visit to Sahara Theatre. On the positive side, your money can go a *long* way here. I ended up getting one 3-for-30 set from a dancer who claimed to…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

2nd visit almost as good as the first!

My strip club in experience in San Diego is limited. That being said, I've been to 3 clubs here and this one is by far the best in terms of quality and experience.…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Hit and Miss

Got there about 11pm on a Monday night, called for the limo and tipped the driver $20. The. Club was pretty empty with guys and the girls were attacking like piranha. None of…

Mouse's Ear

Knoxville, Tennessee

Loved the Dancers, Hated the "No-Touch" Rule

I was in the area so I stopped in for the hell of it. It was a $10 cover, plus a charge for any drinks you bring in (I didn't bring any in).…

Club Pussycat

Baltimore, Maryland

Disappointing

Found myself in Baltimore on business for one night and thought I would have a new experience in the famous block. Walked up and down the street and at first I was not impressed.…

Club 1245

Tallmadge, Ohio

Horrible club

Decidedanette to stop in and check this place out, a girl from another club told me she works here and how awesome it was. The bar is dirty the floors are filthy and so were the…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

Nice play to stop in the afternoon

This is my goto club because of the selection of girls and typically good dances. It's not the biggest club, but it's big enough and there is always a cute girl working that catches my…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Sunday afternoon football

How else to watch some Sunday afternoon football than with a bunch of boobies walking around. This was my first time here. I have heard of this place over the years but always…

Diamond Cabaret

Denver, Colorado

Busy

Went mid week and mid month which usually is not a good combination. But it was packed with dancers and very good ones to boot. Went "early", at about 8pm and already there were…

Kuma Charmers

Ithaca, New York

The Best in the Area

I went to Kuma's on a Thursday evening when it was stormy outside. I say this because it is quite a drive from anywhere on a twisty, hilly back road to get there.…

The Library Gentlemen's Club

Westminster, California

Great for a night out

Overall a good time to be had. They have a full bar and have bottle service so the alcohol is pretty plentiful. I went on a friday night and this place was pretty…

Stilettos Gentlemen's Club

Charleston, South Carolina

Same old stuff

Back in Charleston for business, there is just not a lot of night life here especially coming from Atlanta. I will say this off topic, If you are in the area go to The…

Cheeks

Santa Fe, New Mexico

Very middle of the road

Everything about Cheeks is very middle of the road. The girls are not gorgeous or ugly, but allright. The club itself isn't beautiful or rundown, but average.The overall experience isn't a great time or absolute…

Centerfolds

Neptune, New Jersey

Old fashioned fun

After a night out on the town, it's hard to find a better night cap than centerfolds, given the right mood of course. This place is somewhat standard in many ways but the byob is…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Great Place to Hang

Really enjoyed my recent late afternoon visit here after being away for some time. Hit there around 3 and left around 6:30, so got the late afternoon and early evening shifts. Dancer…

Divas Men's Club

Austin, Texas

So so club

Perhaps this is my first ever visit to a club in Austin. I have been to some in California and Florida. I cannot compare this one with CA and FL clubs. They are different class…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Alternate Stop Over

So I will start that Synn was not my first choice when driving over to COI, was planning on headed over to the Rhino before heading out of town and it was early enough that…

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Hustler

After a failed visit at another club at the block I stopped in the Hustler club. The difference between this club and the others that I hit on the block could not be…

Cheetah Gentlemen's Club

Lexington, Kentucky

Good Saturday Night

Was I'm in Lexington this past weekend for a family matter. Stopped in Platinum to check out the sites. Always tend to find a couple ladies that I enjoy spending time with. This night was certainly…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

TJ on Wednesday

Went down to TJ on a Wednesday and parking was easy enough, parked on the right side of the entrance. It's an actual lot that charges you when you leave, the pricing was very different…

Gallery at Beamers

Stamford, Connecticut

Cute European Girls in the VIP is the Way to Go

When you walk in, it kind of just feels like a bar with a dance floor as an afterthought. Dancers come out and do their thing and then head back to the VIP where the…

Angels Gentlemen's Club

Kalamazoo, Michigan

Just another story

Tried their 6. 99 steak dinner and venue. The food was great, the entertainment on the other hand was pretty lack luster. Only 4 girls were working at the time, and in their defense it…

Diamond Cabaret

Sauget, Illinois

Penthouse VIP tour

I was at Penthouse last Saturday. I have been to this club few times with friends on weekends. It is always hopping on Friday and Saturday nights after midnight. So many beautiful girls on stage…

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, New Jersey

What a waste

I was in the area and aftsr reading the reviews of this place, I decided to give it a try. It was my first time, and my last. The club has been described quite a…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

still good

Second review of the blue. Haven't been back as frequent because of the new bouncer tax. 5 bucks for every time entering the LD booths (aka 25 for the first dance and 20 for the…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Better at taking your money than the casinos

I stopped in to Sapphire the last time I was in Vegas. I've been here before and always walked out feeling ripped off. I returned on this trip because they were running a…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

A tuesday afternoon at Michaels

Went there a lil early from work on tuesday around 3 pm. There were about 15 girls. Most of them deeply engaged with their phones. Managed to strike a conversation with Catalina. A very…

Diamonds Gentlemen's Club

Bangor, Maine

sinclair's Review

I went to Diamonds around 22:00 on a Friday night and stayed until the club closed down at 01:30. The cover was $8. The inside of the club is spacious and has four stages and…

Pussycat Lounge

Tel Aviv-Yafo, Israel

First time there and loved it

Many times in Tel Aviv but never been to a strip club and on a friends recommendation decided to visit the Pussycat club with a colleague.. Pretty mean looking guys on the door, as you'd probably…

Scarlet Lounge

Portland, Oregon

still good

It's still the Pitiful Princess even if the name has changed. Same dancers, same bartender, same decor--except they upgraded the sofas in the private dance areas, a welcome improvement. So it's still a friendly strip…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

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Been here several times since my last review. The new VIP booths are def an upgrade over the old, but its created a clusterfuck of chairs / tables everywhere. They need to remove…

Pure Gold of Raleigh

Cary, North Carolina

Not a lot of options, no private rooms

I went here with a few friends a few weeks back, after about an hour of seeing girls that all looked roughly the same (not unattractive, but none had more than a medium B cup)…

Déjà Vu Kalamazoo

Kalamazoo, Michigan

Friday nights only

I recall a great weekend here a few years back so I tried the Vu again when in town on business. While last time I recall young toned college bodies (it was at night…

Ruby's II

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Tuesday visit

Random Tuesday afternoon stop off, with it being Tuesday and unusually beautiful weather for October not a lot of patrons. As for the dancers - Gabriella, I've seen her here a few times before a black…

Centerfolds

Worcester, Massachusetts

Good time for the money

Got here in the midafternoon on a Saturday and it was busier than I imagined it would be. This club is much smaller than I imagined it would be and it can sometimes be difficult…

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

Back in town

Stopped in on a Tuesday afternoon. About 4 dances working with some I recognized and some new faces. Took park in 3 different bar side dances with good fun from all…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Nice selection of Dancers

This place gets a pretty consistent post-lunch crowd. The bar was pretty crowded with what looked like mostly regulars. The girls are a bit mixed - a few 7-8 and mostly 4-6 range. They are…

Tattletales

Levittown, Pennsylvania

Checking on this place after awhile

Had been more than a year since I was last in Tattle Tales Too. Layout and vibe are still pretty much the same. But, I will say the bartenders have stepped it up a notch.…

Red Garter Gentlemen's Club

Indianapolis, Indiana

Not great....

The best part of this club is the location; its close to the bars and restaurants and near Lucas Oil stadium. Thats where it ends. There were very few girls I would rate over 6;…

Crazy Horse III (CH3)

Las Vegas, Nevada

After lackluster experiences at Cheetahs and...

After lackluster experiences at Cheetahs and Hustler, I walked over here. It's a short walk from Hustler and fairly safe as far as I noticed. No cover since I did not arrive by cab. Great…

Déjà Vu Seattle

Seattle, Washington

Back after a few months away

and was disappointed with my visit compared to before. not nearly as many girls as I remember for peak time on a Saturday night, and the hotness of the dances overall was a notch…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

This is a review of the...

This is a review of the second night of my back to back in late July. Still a heavy vacation week and only 6 dancers working. I got dances from Monica, Jessie and Chloe. Every…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Zoo

So this is one of the most talked about clubs in Dallas, and therefore I had to check it out. I show up on a weekday afternoon. The club has an open layout with 7…

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, Illinois

Best Afternoon Option in Area

This place is up and down with their selection of girls in the afternoon. Sometimes you go and its like JACKPOT! Other times not so much. This day was awesome. I got there before 3pm…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

You might as well just go here

I fly in and out of Detroit Metro frequently and, over the years, have visited most of the clubs within a reasonable distance of the airport. Let's face it, the Detroit area strip clubs…

Heartbeat

Stockholm, Sweden

Basement turned in to Stripclub.

The club is in the basement of a sex show. First thing I noticed was the smell of mold. Sound system is poor (think 90s boom box). Most important - only 2 girls working. One blonde…

Heartbeat

Stockholm, Sweden

Basement turned in to Stripclub.

The club is in the basement of a sex show. First thing I noticed was the smell of mold. Sound system is poor (think 90s boom box). Most important - only 2 girls working. One blonde…

7th Heaven

Conshohocken, Pennsylvania

Seventh Heaven hangs on

The best part of my last visit to Seventh Heaven was the fact that there were four young ladies in attendance celebrating one of their female friends' 27th birthday. They made up in looks and enthusiasm…

GC Gentlemen's Club

Marieville, Quebec

I stop there on a tuesday...

I stop there on a tuesday afternoon, very different from nightime. Only 4 girls. Usually nightime is crowdy and noisy with more than 10 girls. all 8 and 9. Daytime is really quiet with some…

The Mpire Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Nice venue

Mpire is a pretty nice club. It used to be a pretty dumpy club, but They completed renovations within the last couple years. The venue is well designed. The downstairs bar is…

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I tried to place a call to my friend Wang in China...

The operator told me "Sorry. That's a Wong number"

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OT: Don and Hill sing a song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzcjexXZ6yg

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Larry Fisherprice's bedroom...

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WAHOO!!!!!!! Just Don't Use That Word In Ontario, Canada

http://mlb.nbcsports.com/2016/10/17/major-league-baseball-issues-a-statement-on-chief-wahoo/?ocid=Yahoo&partner=ya5nbcs&yptr=yahoo These Canadians need to find something to do. Don't they know about the awesome strip clubs in Toronto?

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San Fransisco

In SFO for the weekend with the wife, she enjoys the clubs and being pulled up on stage and becoming part of the show. Any advice?

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Getting Women to Buy You Cars

We should give Juice a little more credit - looks like he's been swooning several women out of much more than just blowjobs. https://www.yahoo.com/news/man-allegedly-cons-women-buying-150532594.html

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Wrong Number

Hello?" "Hi honey this is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?" "No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul." After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul." "Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room…

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Juice's work station...

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Nina's bedroom.....

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Invitation to kiss?

This is my last kissing thread I promise. When a stripper does the nose to nose thing and holds it there, or puts her lips really close to yours, is that a invitation to kiss her? The worst thing would be attempting…

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how to tell a stripper no more ITC, only OTC

Im at a SC with no private rooms and officially bottoms always on rule. Semi-private LD area has a roaming bouncer to make sure your hands arent touching pussy or that you are fucking. In this SC 1 out of…

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Strip Club Justice: Greenville “God Cops” Drop More Charges

For the past two years this website has been chronicling the Upstate, S.C. “God Cops” and their war against the Platinum Plus strip club in Greenville, S.C. For those of you new to the drama, here’s a recap: Police and prosecutors…

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#BlackVultureLivesMatter

More than hairless ape lives at the very least. There are just too damn many of you apes on the planet. The glorious cat revolution will thin your herds. Squawk! However, I've asked my cat buds to leave some of the…

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Benefits of Old Age

I haven't been strip clubbing in awhile, but yesterday the wife was getting ready to paint and wallpaper the game room and rather than risk being on patch patrol i decided to take in the Pats game at Club Desire.…

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Another stripperweb gem.

https://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?212771-Jizz-so-much-fucking-jizz

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Was in Vegas for a weekend...

Was in Vegas for a weekend at the beginning of October. One of the guys thought that Cheetahs would be a good place to watch the late NFL game, perhaps remembering back in the day…

Skin Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

Overall good club

Decided to come here on a Saturday night after work. I noticed that there was no parking besides Valet, and there wasn't really any street parking nearby, and the area seems kind of sketch, but…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

As good as it gets in NC?

Third visit here. Place looks pretty good compared to last visit, couple of years back. Not too hard to find off the highway and in a generally busy area. No worries about…

Platinum Plus

Allentown, Pennsylvania

Great time, but pricey

I stopped in on a friday night last summer for a friends birthday party. One girl called mulan caught my attention and immediately sat on my lap. Started talking to me about how she goes…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

This club is weird. It's nice...

This club is weird. It's nice enough but the layout is off. Lots of tables and chairs a mile from the stage. Very bright inside by strip club standards so even if you found a…

Dream Girls

Denver, Colorado

Fun time

This was a fun time. This club is very similar to Ladies en Confidente where it is just private dances, no stage. I have gone twice and both times been greeted at the door by…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

A club that didn't live up to its reputation

This place has has a lot of great reviews on this site so I thought I have to make some time to check out for myself. I can understand the reviews but I found I…

Madame Oar's

Binghamton, New York

What to be expected in upstate NY

Was in town for the career fair at the local university... stopped in the night before since i had nothing to do in town. There were 3 girls working. None were that attractive so i…

Kit Kat Club

Portland, Oregon

Above average for the area

First time in Portland. Came here after stopping at Anna's. Much bigger and nicer on the inside. It was quiet and not many nice girls on stage. One blonde caught my…

Platinum Plus

Greenville, South Carolina

A Fuckin' Travesty

This club was closed because of the actions of independent contractors that were on the premises and were accused of engaging in illegal activity when $2000 was shoved in their face. $2,000 will get you…

The Nine O Five Lounge

Pickering, Ontario

Nothing like it!

Went last night so this review is very current. Sign out front says 27+ but I was dressed well, the bouncer just asked me to tuck in my chain after screening my ID. the line…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

No foxes

I was in Atlanta and was anxious to try variety of strip clubs. Years ago, Foxy Lady had some of the best looking women in Atlanta. That has changed drastically. I went in the…

Mr. Lucky's

Columbia, South Carolina

Back in the game

I've been out of the game for a while (money crunch/ car issues) so I headed to Cola seeing as how I had a couple of extra dollars. Truthfully, I was looking for Bliss. Rode…

Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, New York

Upscale and chill to break the bank

A nice feel of a bar and club. Me and my friends felt very comfortable just hanging out at the bar without feeling like we were in a sleezy stripclub. Beautiful women dancing and walking…

Eden Nude Cabaret

Tucson, Arizona

Tucsons only full nude club

Went here around 11:00pm on a Saturday. Many of the girls starting arriving around 11:30 so I assume on busy nights the good ones don't start until midnight so they can go to close; 5:00am.…

Club Wax

Atlanta, Georgia

Repeat visits

I tried out Wax on a Thursday evening, and it was so-so. It was good enough that I was ready to return the next night, after making a few contacts. The dancer that I had…

Emigrante Gentlemen's Club

Newark, New Jersey

looks nice from the outside

my curiousty finally got to me, and decided to peep this place. The club itself is actually pretty nice , nice setup and clean. but thats where the pluses end. the talent was pretty dull.…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Howdy

Is BD's the best SC in Dallas? (Dallas has many Clubs) - um YES!!!!! BD's truly has it ALL and is the GOLD STANDARD for strip clubs, period. While money does go a long…

GC Gentlemen's Club

Marieville, Quebec

Boring Club

I was in Montreal for a weekend and spent a rainy afternoon checking out a couple of clubs outside the area. First one was Body Girl (review to come after club submission is approved), and…

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

Review

Mandatory parking + minimum drink. That's $11, even if you use the free pass off their website. Bouncer/wait staff - generally friendly. Dancers not really spending time with customers. A lot of hi-wanna-dance drive bys. AVOID TEGAN/TEAGAN/TEEGAN…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

average

Club is easy to find, right on the corner of 38th and Chestnut. In the basement below a restaurant, but with a clear sign. Inside, very dark. Dancers were all African American,…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Review

Did some privates with K____ (not Kimmy-The-Rob) on a Saturday night. She doesn't work there often since she says she's from out of town. Attractive blonde in her 20s. During dances she had the most…

Gold Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

small club

Visited late afternoon Saturday. Small center city club on a side alley, easy to find when you know where you're going but hard to find the first time there. I've been here late…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Early Friday Afternoon pitstop

Happened to be in the downtown area around 1pmish....I never hit Atlantis during the day shift except for a Saturday and that was a while ago.. so I figured why not.. I go in.. No cover…

Ecstasy Theatre

Santa Ana, California

Review

When a club's dead on a Saturday night, you know you're in trouble. Maybe not so much considering the $24+tip cover and expensive dances. The driving force used to be hot women. On this visit,…

Cheetahs Cabaret

Salem, Oregon

Not a bad option

Was down for work and happened past. Thought, heck I got some time and this little town was boring so I might as well pop in. I have to remember is a small town near…

Wild Mustang Gentlemen’s Club

Detroit, Michigan

BORING!!!!!!!

I was here over the weekend with my brother, and we were so bored!! First off the club is nothing special. It's actually quite small. The VIP room has no curtains. Even though girls were…

Classy Chassy

Indianapolis, Indiana

Pros and Cons

Went on a Friday at about 8pm.  The place is setup with a racing theme. Long stage with 3 poles. Girls move down a pole each song. Dim seating areas around the…

Delilah's

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Nice place, attractive dancers, low mileage for money

I'll try not to duplicate other reviews. Large place, multiple stages, well laid-out and lit. A lot of dancers on duty a Sunday night after an Eagles win. Full bar and kitchen.…

Penthouse Club Tampa

Tampa, Florida

Good for a quick fix

I love seeing the #1 and # 2 but sometimes a guy wants big, perky bolt ons. That was what I wanted and that's what I got. not the cheapest place to go but I…

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Russia the motherland

Guys the 2018 World Cup is around the corner , I need details in Moscow , St Petersburg , street prostitutes ? Brothels ? I heard they are called salons , strip clubs with rooms for sex ? 911…

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Today's geography lesson.

To get to Intercourse, PA go through Bird-in-Hand, pass Blue Ball, stay on the same road, and you'll find Intercourse. Afterwards you'll go through Paradise.

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Discrete parking at Follies in ATL

I'll be passing through Atlanta soon and will have an opportunity for a first time, early afternoon, visit to Follies. I can't believe my luck but I will most likely be driving a clearly marked company vehicle that cannot…

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Strippers vs gambling

Was having conversation with a hot stripper at the bar. She asked my hobbies told I play blackjack, poker at casinos. She immediately jumped with joy and said she loves gambling.She goes to Vegas every other month ,plays blackjack…

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My cousin is turning 18 anyone have suggestions, ideas to make it the best nigh

So a few days after my cousins 18th birthday we are going to a strip club. I currently live in Orange County NY. Which means there are very few strip clubs nearby. The best one would…

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Video that broke the Internet: Tessa Fowler brushing her teeth topless

In response to 4got's recent post featuring some trollop blowing a dude and then brushing her teeth with his jizz: 1. No, it's NOT sexy! She didn't even take her top off, which is a prerequisite for a good…

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The Pity Dance

There are a couple of girls that I see at my regular spots, that hit me up often for dances, that for whatever reason I haven't been interested in. One: Introduced herself to me on my first visit, with the…

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East Asian strippers in NYC (where are they)

Not sure if I asked this before but I'll just make a discussion out of it. Anyone know what clubs East Asian (Korean, Chinese, Japanese, etc) usually be at? Or even sparingly. I have been having a hankering for some…

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has President Obama been to a strip club?

anyone have a factual answer? i know last year actress charlize theron invited him to one on jimmy kimmel and he declined has he ever been to one on his own?

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Off topic I succeeded in downgrading my iPad from iOS 10.9.2 back to iOS 9. Some

Everything works fine again on my iPad too. Just need to make sure it doesn't automatically upgrade on me. It tried to already. Says download paused. Wondering if I need to finish the download to delete the download.

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This video is proof juice can out swim micheal philps....also dont ever tip the

https://youtu.be/PnZOA-zd1lw

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Fuck no!

Yesterday I was seated in my favorite chair at Follies. DroidX was seated next to me. It was 3:30 and the place was packed. Standing room only. I was getting an UHM table dance from one of my favorites. One…

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Fear Of Clowns In The Carolinas? Juice Will Protect You!!!!

Juice is an patrol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65GuOZ0jkuQ

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All her friends are strippers

I was talking to this stripper the other day, and she mentioned that all of her friends are strippers. Don't these strippers meet girls in the real world?

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Drinking enhances the experience

I'm on a business trip in Portland. The clubs serve alcohol and the girls get naked on stage, and in the lapdances. This shit is blowing my mind. It's nothing like this in LA. In LA, it's mostly juice bars,…

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Does anybody find this sexy?

Girl takes a load in her mouth. Girl brushes teeth with the cum. https://xhamster.com/movies/387729/amateur_cum_brushing_and_swallowing.html I don't think the ADA has approved of this as a brilliant dental health practice. BTW, I think this may be crazyjoe's girlfriend! Right crazyjoe?

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Some really fucked-up, non-brilliant things happen in Florida

Guy gets lap dance. Guy intentionally farts in strippers face. http://straight.fleshbot.com/6018227/only-in-florida-thats-no-way-to-say-thanks-for-the-lap-dance I hope that wasn't any of you! If it was I hope you tipped well! ;)

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How to respond to this.

Today I was getting some table dances from a favorite that was really laying on the stripper shit thick. She has a killer body and gives me great dances. I got the usual "You have a nice big dick"…

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How many strippers are clean and maintain personal hygiene

A full naked girl rubbing her ass and pussy all over you in a club like follies, where strippwrs use the common restroom and not a private one as in other clubs. Going by the standards of…

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NLCS Not Enough This Year.

Last year, after beating the Cardinals, I felt like we were playing with house money so while I was disappointed losing to the Mets, it was a fun season. This year, beating the Dodgers is necessary. GOT to make the

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Now this should be an easy one. Would you do these 2 sisters ?

http://www.tmz.com/2016/10/14/brittany-brandi-kelly-twins-bikini-beach-photos/?adid=hero3 Fuck !! Instant boner here. What do ya'all think ?

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Take a chance or a sure thing

Your sitting in a club and you see a solid 9 walking around and really want to spend some time in the back with, but never can get her attention. Then there is a 5/6 that's not all that…

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Stacks over StaXXX....also never buy a dance from a dancer that want touch you i

www.offtop.co/t/XyZ5fSpzXn More famous than P. Emerson Also I've noticed girls that don't touch on stage or at the table usually give air dances Fuck you jackie geeeeeewwwwooooopppp

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Not stamp collecting...

Just been busy OTC with the ATF, it's not been perfect, but is very rewarding!

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Swingers party update (don't get too excited)

Well, went last night and was all excited about participating in some kinky debaucheree. What I thought was going to basically be open sex and blow jobs ever time you turned around was more of a house party where…

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Maiden in Distress vs Spoiled Princess

There's a pattern many strippers use with their regulars ... they go from crisis to crisis, "I'm going to get kicked out of my apartment if you don't give me $400", "My car broke down and if you don't send…

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Would you respond to an email with a pic of a pretty girl that says she wants to

Sounds suspicious. Just wondering if any if you would respond or ask her to send a pic in an unusual pose to see if you get anything back to prove it's not a con artist. Email says we never met…

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Telling a dancer no.

http://www.tmz.com/2016/10/15/stripper-stabs-customer-neck-lawsuit/

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Blonds vs Brunettes

On avg are the more blonds w/ big boobs than brunettes? - seems to kinda be the case - things that make you go hmm?

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To kiss and tell or not ?

For the most-part although I tend to write excruciatingly detailed reviews, up to now I've tended to leave out the most "salacious details" for lack of a better-word; or at best hinted at them w/o being too-overt about-it. Lately I've been…

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It's Friday - you SCing today?

I'm not in a big-mood to SC tonight but kinda bored - may go check-out a club I normally don't visit just to check-out/recon the vibe and have something to do.

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Reviews "Atmosphere" rating

I don't often pay too-much attention to the star-ratings of the reviews and focus on what the reviewer says - but I've been writing a fair # of reviews lately and have noticed what appears to me a bit of…

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How to proceed when a Stripper gives you her number (and it's real) ?

Well how to proceed, vets!

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Dancers' Schedules.

Since we all know dancers are independent contractors and not employees, can they make their own schedule. In other words, can they come and dance at a club whenever they feel like it, or do the clubs require a certain…

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Bitches wanna fuck when day c thee WOP ! Also dont ever take $20 bills to follie

The bitches refuse to give change...so bring $10 bills only for dances. WOP https://youtu.be/dRJPKwAbl6g

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A tale of two dancers; mileage matters

Dancer A and Dancer B are similar hotness. White girls in their 20s, natural perky boobs, good busts. Dancer A gives excellent mileage lap dances. She provides what a lot of stripperweb girls would call "extras", but TUSCL would say…

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Highest OTC Offer

While in the VIP at a club in Minneapolis last month (with wife), got into a discussion with the girl about a potential threesome OTC with us when her shift ended. She quoted $3,000 and I just laughed.…

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Swingers Party Update

As I told you all earlier this week, I was invited to a swingers party. Well, tonight's the night, and I'm gonna go for it. Wish me luck, and hopefully tomorrow I have a good story to tell!

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outing yourself.

i know many pl's have an issue with others knowing what their web name is. and especially paranoid of a dancer knowing who they are. i have had only one time that i got turned down by a dancer when…

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Ay Yo DJ!!

Inspired by Goth's discussion regarding things that turn you off/bother you at clubs, I want to address DJs at clubs. I was going to just comment but I then I realized this is a discussion in itself. There are good…

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Training a new girl

A couple of days ago one of my favorites came up to me with a new dancer in tow. It was her 2nd day and my favorite was showing her how to do dances for the most money. While she…

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OT: McDonalds

I had two large cups of coffee before and during my drive to a client. It hit me quick. No way I was going to make it all the wait. Fortunately there are McDonalds everywhere.

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untimely death of a girl.

on my latest visit to hong kong club on tuesday... i ran into a friend of mine that has heard a particular dancer was killed just recently under suspicious circumstances in tj. his attempts to contact her have been…

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Follies strippers that dont fuck in vip?

Do they exist?

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spin. offbeat things that turns you off / grinds your gears with at any SC

man, it grinds my gears when a stripper takes my hand and puts it inside her panties to fondle her clit. i'm cool with it when i have the idea on my own and do it to her and she…

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offbeat things you dig / turns you on with any SC

man, i love it, when there's a number of dancers walking around naked in the SCs. especially when it isn't as common for them to do so, but for like one hour, for some odd reason, like 5 random dancers…

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Santa is really a dick...

Do people do this on purpose?

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Austin clubs

Gentlemen, I am visiting Austin for the first time and have couple of nights to myself. Which clubs do you recommend? I am looking for hot dances vs stage performances. Thanks!

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Tijuana Cost Benefit Analysis

I became newly single this year after being tied up in relationships for many years and I feel like I foolishly blew my money since my last relationship. I did enjoy a few AMPS, but the strip club scene…

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the brass pole

Has anyone been the brass pole lately? Has anyone seen Savannah?

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Guilt

Any other married guys out there that struggle with the guilt that comes with knowing you are married to a good woman who may know that you are an occasional visitor to a strip club and a semi regular watcher…

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Papi, three new articles posted yesterday!

Check them out, including Part 2 of Mr Duce's " Veritable shit storm of chaos"

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Are any of you guys getting tired of the clubbing atmospherics ?

I don't know about you guys but I haven't been to a strip club but 3-4 times in the last 3-4 months, the main reason is i am getting tired of the same old bullshit, and pretending to like hanging…

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Hey wildebeest, kitty paws is not an insult

That Mikey wildebeest thinks he's insulting me by saying I have kitty paws. Not an insult. All cats are better creatures than hairless apes. Cat lives matter. However, wildebeest boy Mikey better watch out if he insults catkind. I have lion…

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Fit body

A major turn on for me is a stripper who works out and stays in good shape. Is that a big turn on for you?

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Today Oct 13th is National Bra-less day. :)

http://www.mnn.com/health/fitness-well-being/blogs/5-surprising-benefits-going-braless?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

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Sex with a Filipina

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5584a4f4edef3

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Raiders To Las Vegas: One Step Closer

https://www.yahoo.com/sports/news/las-vegas-nfl-stadium-bill-to-lure-raiders-is-one-step-closer-to-passing-022640438.html Well, they got funding for a stadium (which everyone knew would pass). Looks like the only thing standing in the way now is if the NFL owners approve it.

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Dancers walking in the club.

During my time conducing by evidence based research studies in these clubs (I do this for science), I've noticed that dancers walking around & moving through the club is a key to my enjoyment. Meaning clubs where the dancers tend…

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Lacking a voice of reason to tell me NO

Sometimes I think that there's something seriously wrong with me. I picked my favorite stripper up yesterday afternoon, after a little shopping trip, and a nice dinner we partied and she spent the night at my place. I had a…

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Give follies the crown.

Follies is the shit. Wondered if it could live up to its possibly overrated fame. It did. It's overcrowded as hell. They really should charge a cover in the afternoon. Nice diverse mix of strippers, probably their best attribute. There were…

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Making amends with John Smith. More advice from the barnacle

The wisest rick of all, rickthebarnacle, advised me that I should make amends with John Smith for fucking his DS with my BSLC. Well, not for the fucking part. As a rick my birthright is to fuck any whore I…

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To be continued: Would you do her?

https://www.yahoo.com/celebrity/miley-cyrus-voice-donald-trump-coming-130057786.html She was such a good kid when she was a Disney protege, then she turned bad and edgy, now she's multi-sexual. Would you do her?

My OTC Career, Part 2: A Veritable Shit Storm of Chaos

This is the second in a three-part series of articles on my checkered OTC career. In part 1 I described my unpromising OTC beginnings: two dinner-only dates with strippers and three dinner + BJ (or BJ + brunch) dates with one in particular. In this article I will describe an unbelievably bad first attempt at an overnight date with a stripper. I call this date “a veritable shit storm of chaos” for reasons that will soon become evident. Introduction --------------- I was introduced to D, a very attractive 38-year-old blonde career stripper, in summer of 2015 by my long-time favorite at a certain club who was planning to move away and, because she likes me a lot, wanted to…

The 40 Year Old Vigin

Back in the early 70's I worked with one. Nice guy, decent looking but not the sharpest tool in the box. Another coworker and myself decided it was time to get him laid. We all worked for the same airline at LAX. So one Saturday morning the 3 of us flew up to Reno. I was single but the other planner was notorious for cheating on his wife. We rented a car in Reno and drove down to Lake Tahoe for an afternoon of sightseeing and gambling. We drove back to Reno and had a nice steak dinner. Then it was time to do the deed. We had already decided that we were going to take him to the Mustang Ranch.…

Lame Stripper Hustles, Questions and Lines

Having been to a number of clubs, I have observed many different styles and methods that strippers use to ask for dances. My personal favorite is the laid back conversational approach. Even if I am not blown away by a girl's looks at first, I will still consider getting a dance with her if she has this kind of vibe (and I have). The girls that are laid back display real personalities; they act like a regular person. However there are many strippers that rely on cheap hustles and cheesy lines to peak a guys interest which I hate; they are not being themselves, putting on a persona and doing it poorly. Here are some of the things I've heard…

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Surprise Nut

just thinking of it but anyone else ever bust a nut in a womans month when she was not expecting it. how did she react. i have done this several times and the reactions are priceless. i wanna see some…

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A new DS candidate for JS69!!!!

How many of you guys have noticed that gorgeous redhead in the Sleep Number mattress commercial that's currently airing on TV? I think she's right down JS's alley. Come to think of it, mine too!

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ATF Blowout - how to deal with the fallout

So for the last few weeks I've been trying cut my current ATF loose. The spark is gone, the treatment is not up to par, and the blunt money grubbing is constant. So first I tried to just…

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Dress code

What is the dress code like there? Me and my girlfriend were curious about what she and I need to wear.

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You married guys ever visit your wife's hometown like this guy?

http://tosh.cc.com/blog/files/2015/11/BitchField.jpg

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Monday late afternoon follies

I started to post it in a review but it looked like crap when I was done so decide not too. Beside everyone know all the in and outs. And I would just be posting a review…

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Cosmopolitans new CoverGirl is a Male

What the fucking fuck? Pretty soon Playboy is going to have a tranny model and Ricky D will actually fuck a stripper in VIP instead of the bouncer!!! http://www.cosmopolitan.com/style-beauty/beauty/a5274659/male-covergirl-james-charles/

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Gwyneth Paltrow.

https://www.yahoo.com/style/gwyneth-paltrow-flashes-6-pack-in-bikini-at-the-grocery-store-181733481.html She's been a sultry actress for years. Here's a new look of her wearing little in a grocery store. Would you do her ??