Have you ever met Whiskey Dick

impala
The People's Republic of Pennsylvania
Well, hate to admit it but had trouble getting it up tonight. Was drinking scotch pretty hard when I decided to take a chick back to the VIP. Well, it happened and mr happy didn't want to wake up and play. Was kinda embarrassing. Anyone else ever have this problem?

22 comments

  • impala
    8 years ago
    Update: I think I was still drunk when I wrote this! DANCERS, DO NOT BELEIVE WHAT I WROTE HERE ON THIS TOPIC, IVE NEVER HAD SUCH AN ISSUE!

    Ok, that being said, that really sucked last night
  • Clubber
    8 years ago
    I think anyone that says it NEVER happens to them is either a liar or a liar.
  • shadowcat
    8 years ago
    Yes. That is one of the reasons I quit alcohol.
  • sshrfrsky
    8 years ago
    Yeah but only when it's "familiar " pussy. Never with "strange".
  • impala
    8 years ago
    It was ALOT of scotch
  • JamesSD
    8 years ago
    Usually if I'm drunk enough my dick doesn't work, I can't stand up or talk.
  • shailynn
    8 years ago
    Who is Whiskey Dick and where does he live?
  • rockstar666
    8 years ago
    This is why I use pharmaceuticals. I do watch my alcohol intake as I'm driving, but Mr. Happy responds no matter what. It's nice to feel like I'm 16 again; when I know there won't be any issues.
  • sharkhunter
    8 years ago
    I never met the Mr Whiskey guy.

    I fell asleep last night and met a lollipop lady but I was all out of popsicles but she found something else.
  • Jascoi
    8 years ago
    even with viagra i may 'fail' and alcohol certainly can be an issue. and the two times i had a bit o coke did nothing butt numb my lip and took away my boner. i'm such a wuss.
  • vincemichaels
    8 years ago
    Yes, alcohol is a depressant. It's happened to me.
  • sharkhunter
    8 years ago
    It helps if she pulls on something that is not your finger. :)
  • sharkhunter
    8 years ago
    Oops I skipped the word squirts.
  • Uprightcitizen
    8 years ago
    In large ammounts specifically yes with whisky, scotch and for some reason even gin. I stick with what I consider clean liquors like vodka which I can drink copious ammounts and still perform at a high level.
  • jester214
    8 years ago
    Alcohol has never kept me from getting an erection but it's kept me from finishing.
  • whodey
    8 years ago
    I'm not much of a drinker so it's never happened from alcohol consumption. The only time it has ever happened at a club was after a terrible day at work. I went to the club to take my mind off of work but i just couldn't stay focused on the lovely ladies in front of me.
  • gawker
    8 years ago
    I think Whiskey Dick is related to Dope Dick. In the 1980's I could snort a gram of coke and perform like a stallion. Today the slightest bit of coke or crack and I'm looking at a lengthy period of foreplay if I'm lucky. Sometimes , at age 71, even with no booze or drugs it is a major undertaking to get rock hard even with Vitamin V. Finishing is another challenge on some occasions. Diabetes ( 3 medications), heart disease (4 medications) and 1 anti-depressant and an anti-anxiety pill all contribute to the letdown. However, I'm blessed with an ATF who is very upset and disappointed if we don't dance the horizontal mambo. So she brings her own vacuum pump ( her mouth) and she usually gets results. From my perspective, getting there is half the fun. In order to not disappoint her I have to admit I've faked orgasm a couple of times. I showed her the Web-MD article that male orgasm and ejaculation are two different actions, but she wants to see or taste the evidence.
  • Jascoi
    8 years ago
    i am easily at a 66% failure rate of finishing. and my ejaculation is not 'earth shaking' much anymore. just a nice release most the time. in fact the time i had with a sweet 21 year old lately... she said ' i've never been so wet!'. i guess she never felt my actual cumming. just my cum. and i didn't have the heart to tell her that i actually came. good thing i have a vasectomy.
  • Papi_Chulo
    8 years ago
    Like whodey, not much of a drinker - when my little-soldier doesn't want to hit the battle-field is euther b/c of stress & shit on my mind or more commonly slapping the monkey too much
  • Tiburon
    8 years ago
    @clubber like smoking weed, I get horny when I get drunk. So I can say it never happened to me
  • Clubber
    8 years ago
    One thing, "NEVER" includes a whole lot of time and incidents. One might wish to 'forget' the bad times. :)
  • Dominic77
    8 years ago
    OP's thread title makes me think of Philip K. Dick, noted science fiction author. I think he adapted The System for use on Mars, in Total Recall.
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