Have you ever met Whiskey Dick

Update: I think I was still drunk when I wrote this! DANCERS, DO NOT BELEIVE WHAT I WROTE HERE ON THIS TOPIC, IVE NEVER HAD SUCH AN ISSUE!

Ok, that being said, that really sucked last night

I think anyone that says it NEVER happens to them is either a liar or a liar.

Yes. That is one of the reasons I quit alcohol.

Yeah but only when it's "familiar " pussy. Never with "strange".

It was ALOT of scotch

Usually if I'm drunk enough my dick doesn't work, I can't stand up or talk.

Who is Whiskey Dick and where does he live?

This is why I use pharmaceuticals. I do watch my alcohol intake as I'm driving, but Mr. Happy responds no matter what. It's nice to feel like I'm 16 again; when I know there won't be any issues.

I never met the Mr Whiskey guy.

I fell asleep last night and met a lollipop lady but I was all out of popsicles but she found something else.

even with viagra i may 'fail' and alcohol certainly can be an issue. and the two times i had a bit o coke did nothing butt numb my lip and took away my boner. i'm such a wuss.

Yes, alcohol is a depressant. It's happened to me.

It helps if she pulls on something that is not your finger. :)

Oops I skipped the word squirts.

In large ammounts specifically yes with whisky, scotch and for some reason even gin. I stick with what I consider clean liquors like vodka which I can drink copious ammounts and still perform at a high level.

Alcohol has never kept me from getting an erection but it's kept me from finishing.

I'm not much of a drinker so it's never happened from alcohol consumption. The only time it has ever happened at a club was after a terrible day at work. I went to the club to take my mind off of work but i just couldn't stay focused on the lovely ladies in front of me.

I think Whiskey Dick is related to Dope Dick. In the 1980's I could snort a gram of coke and perform like a stallion. Today the slightest bit of coke or crack and I'm looking at a lengthy period of foreplay if I'm lucky. Sometimes , at age 71, even with no booze or drugs it is a major undertaking to get rock hard even with Vitamin V. Finishing is another challenge on some occasions. Diabetes ( 3 medications), heart disease (4 medications) and 1 anti-depressant and an anti-anxiety pill all contribute to the letdown. However, I'm blessed with an ATF who is very upset and disappointed if we don't dance the horizontal mambo. So she brings her own vacuum pump ( her mouth) and she usually gets results. From my perspective, getting there is half the fun. In order to not disappoint her I have to admit I've faked orgasm a couple of times. I showed her the Web-MD article that male orgasm and ejaculation are two different actions, but she wants to see or taste the evidence.

i am easily at a 66% failure rate of finishing. and my ejaculation is not 'earth shaking' much anymore. just a nice release most the time. in fact the time i had with a sweet 21 year old lately... she said ' i've never been so wet!'. i guess she never felt my actual cumming. just my cum. and i didn't have the heart to tell her that i actually came. good thing i have a vasectomy.

Like whodey, not much of a drinker - when my little-soldier doesn't want to hit the battle-field is euther b/c of stress & shit on my mind or more commonly slapping the monkey too much

@clubber like smoking weed, I get horny when I get drunk. So I can say it never happened to me

One thing, "NEVER" includes a whole lot of time and incidents. One might wish to 'forget' the bad times. :)

OP's thread title makes me think of Philip K. Dick, noted science fiction author. I think he adapted The System for use on Mars, in Total Recall.