Not the place to go on vacation

I was out her for "cough cough" training, when I decided to make the rounds here. Why drive to San Francisco when all I needed was nearby? And all the money in the valley should mean a lot of rich nerds like myself looking for a good time. Boy was I wrong. First, I get accosted by a dancer for implying she looked like "Stiffler's Mom" (American Pie). All it was was a joke in good humor. Then I get cornered into doing a dance where I pay $40 UP FRONT (that's just wrong in itself), THEN asking me how much I was going to tip. There's a reason for the sign in the lap dance area which says "tipping is recommended but not required". So I'm paying $80 up front before we even start for essentially an air dance with no privacy from the other fools who paid for this.

Keep your 40, I'll have my Earl Gray Tea. :/