Joke of the Day

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What did the donkey say to the cocksucker?

Get the fuck away from me san_jose_guy!

It would have been funny if you said San Jose Guy walks into a titty bar.

San_Jose_Guy walks into a bar. He starts complaining to the bartender that he has a lousy wife.
"Don't know what you're talking about" says the bartender. "All the other guys in here thinks she's great"

LarryFisherman walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "Get out asshole."

Why did Zipman throw a clock out the window?
He wanted to see time fly

Why did the chicken run across the road?
Juice was chasing it

Oh man flagooner and txtitty have me rolling!

What if SJG's brain was transplanted into a bird?
The bird would fly backwards

Foul on you, txtittyfag. That wasn't nice unscrewing the top of that pole. :)

A: Knock, knock
B: Who's there?
A: LarryFisherman
B: Go away!