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Joke of the Day

San_Jose_Guy walks into a bar and says,"Hey! Where's everyone going?"

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vincemichaels

???

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ime

What did the donkey say to the cocksucker?

Get the fuck away from me san_jose_guy!

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twentyfive

It would have been funny if you said San Jose Guy walks into a titty bar.

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mikeya02

San_Jose_Guy walks into a bar. He starts complaining to the bartender that he has a lousy wife.
"Don't know what you're talking about" says the bartender. "All the other guys in here thinks she's great"

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flagooner

LarryFisherman walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "Get out asshole."

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mikeya02

Why did Zipman throw a clock out the window?
He wanted to see time fly

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mikeya02

Why did the chicken run across the road?
Juice was chasing it

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shailynn

Oh man flagooner and txtitty have me rolling!

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mikeya02

What if SJG's brain was transplanted into a bird?
The bird would fly backwards

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vincemichaels

Foul on you, txtittyfag. That wasn't nice unscrewing the top of that pole. :)

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flagooner

A: Knock, knock
B: Who's there?
A: LarryFisherman
B: Go away!

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