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mikeya02

9 yrs ago · 1 min read

San_Jose_Guy walks into a bar and says,"Hey! Where's everyone going?"

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vincemichaels

???

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ime

What did the donkey say to the cocksucker?

Get the fuck away from me san_jose_guy!

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twentyfive

It would have been funny if you said San Jose Guy walks into a titty bar.

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mikeya02

San_Jose_Guy walks into a bar. He starts complaining to the bartender that he has a lousy wife. "Don't know what you're talking about" says the bartender. "All the other guys in here thinks she's great"

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flagooner

LarryFisherman walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Get out asshole."

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mikeya02

Why did Zipman throw a clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly

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mikeya02

Why did the chicken run across the road? Juice was chasing it

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shailynn

Oh man flagooner and txtitty have me rolling!

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mikeya02

What if SJG's brain was transplanted into a bird? The bird would fly backwards

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vincemichaels

Foul on you, txtittyfag. That wasn't nice unscrewing the top of that pole. :)

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flagooner

A: Knock, knock B: Who's there? A: LarryFisherman B: Go away!

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