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$50,000-$100,000 with a quartly return of 3-5% can pay for all your stripper des

Life time member and a five year contribute..I have noticed the average tuscler spends $5,000-$20,000 per year Just realized that if one saved up $50,000-$100,000 with a decent quarter return on interest one could club from the profit very well. #GoalsLockedIn #LivingDaDream

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Most expensive thing you've bought a stripper

Say what it is, and if you don't mind say how much it cost. My ex CF lives in LA, she took a trip to New York. I paid for her flight roundtrip (hotel included). It cost me around $700. I…

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Why do you hairless apes need god in your lives?

I have a news flash for you: there is no god. Would a just god let you hairless apes fuck up the planet the way you have. Either god cannot perceive how fucked up you are, in which case he's not…

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Is it over?

Between 1999 and 2013 I played an average of 50 rounds of golf a year. In 2014 I played 95. In 2015 5 and this year 5 and I am not taking the clubs to Florida at the…

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your reaction to this...if you have one...any yall got experience with this...

so i remember once going to this offsite dancer party held at a particular location away from the SC a few times. plenty of girls. i liked this spot whenever they planned to do a stripper party. so, there's like…

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when a dancer whispers in your ear...

do you believe 'em or not? what are they usually whispering to you? the one i usually hear is that they're getting wet.

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dancers trying to cheat you outta $$

is it me or have dancers cheating johns outta lapdance money slowed down a bit these days? like, yes, it happened to me earlier this year: gave a chick a $20 and asked her for one lappy for $10 and gimme…

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Big & Tall broads at The Strippies

what's been your experience with big boned and skyscraper broads at the SC? do tell...

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Indian packers spam

Oh joy, this fool is back. I count at least 4 of his spam threads. I'd like to meet this idiot and pack his fudge. I mean, like, who of us would ever use this fool's company. As…

Lust Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

A new club

Since the closing of Vixens and Taboo Lust has undergone a dramatic change! The club was completely redone and girls from both Vixens and Taboo have landed there! Before the club was not as…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Decent night for me

This was the first type of club like this for me. I'm used to going to clubs with black women. The club is small, clean and the woman are beautiful. Most of the women are…

The Harem

Lodi, New Jersey

Shower

Came here with my boys this pass Saturday .. came with a 48 pack of beer .. so we were there for a long time ..they have new girls in here.. this beautiful Cuban girl…

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

Akron needs an up scale club!

Reading through TUSCL and discovered Akron does not have the clubs you want to spend a couple of hours and several hundreds of dollars. So I picked one of the local bars with the private…

Colorado Bar & Grill

Houston, Texas

First Time Visit

Stopped by after having too many drinks nearby so I didn't have to chance getting a DUI or injuring anyone late Friday evening. The cover was steep i thought, $18. Took a quick…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

On the upswing

The club is back on the upswing. Honestly, most clubs seem to be populated with a little bit heavier girls now. If I can find 3-5 girls that I'd like dances from, I figure it's…

Showplace Gentlemen's Club

Dover, New Jersey

What a place!

I don't get to saunter into The Showplace as often as I'd like but when I do, I never leave disappointed in the employees. Disappointed in myself, sure, but let's stay positive. The gals working…

Zebra Club

Rosamond, California

Not worth your time

I came in here around midnight on a Wednesday night. It is not a strip club at all and the girls are all in bikinis. It was very strange to see that on…

Miau Miau

Mexicali, Baja California

Good time on Monday night

Stopped by a few weeks ago on a Monday evening. I got there a bit early around 730pm and the place was dead. The waiters told me it didn't pick up until after 8pm. It…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Monday Afternoon

Decided to visit Pandoras today as I was feeling a bit stressed from work and wanted to relax. Club is currently having the roof repaired, but they are still open. Paid $10 entry fee and…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

General update.

Pandora's is not only the club of choice of Seattle's SC cognoscenti, it has become the "move to" club for many dancers. Eg, Unique has moved from The Sands as of today.…

Blue Diamond Lounge

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

good vibes

This place is pretty good every now and again if you go on right nights like the weeknds are best but thats any club they have fair drink prices dances are 20 unless you…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Great club to pass time.

Honestly this is a very well known club so I won't get into too much details describing the place. It in coi and the place is pretty nice looking on the inside. It's not…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

First time at Cheetah

I finally went to Cheetah with some friends the other night and we had a good time. The club was bigger than I expected and very upscale. We came for a birthday dinner. Everyone was…

Platinum Lace

Glasgow, Scotland

Best club in Glasgow

Lap dancing scene in Glasgow is very different as local laws state they cannot go fully naked and the keep their knickers. Dancers though do pull them to one side which makes the local by…

Country Rock Cabaret

Sauget, Illinois

Good club

I like this club. I just wish they would get rid of smoking, the gambling machines, and the bathroom troll though. They also play the music way too loud at night. Also, lower the dance…

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

Slow night

I went in on a weekday after midnight so I wasn't expecting much. Walked in, the place was dead. There were two dancers at the bar and the bartender. I sat down got a coke…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Cridket

Never know what to expect here...love the no valet, no cover in the afternoon and no smoking in the main area of the club. Was passing by on A Saturday late afternoon so I…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Better than I thought

Being from Oregon I thought that anything was better than the clubs there, but this was an exception. The ladies were mostly stunning except for a couple and the atmosphere was really inviting.…

Bishops Corner

Stratford, Connecticut

Empty!

I have been here many times. In summary, this is no "gentleman's club". This is a place to come to fuck and get BBBJs--its not for the timid! I stopped in there on a Monday…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Mid day bang bang

I was just passing by Penthouse on a quite Wednesday afternoon and thought I would stop by for a quick drink to avoid the rush hour traffic. I got there around 4:30 and through I…

Gold Club

San Francisco, California

8 PMish on a Wednesday

Traveling on business, this was near the hotel. For a variety of reasons, on this trip I had a fair amount of cash on me for personal use. I decided I would finally…

The Clubhouse

Dallas, Texas

Metal

I have been to many clubs and reviewed quite a few of them on this site. If you read my reviews I am usually about getting down to business at a club and if I…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Huge Club

Was in Vegas for a convention last week and visited Sapphires. Second time that I have visited this establishment. It is a large cavernous club, that never looks too busy, despite the number of patrons…

Oasis Cabaret

Clearwater, Florida

Some things change, Some stay the same

Stopped by for an afternoon for the first time in a long time. There is no cover on day shift. The club looks the same, small with a stage in the the middle.…

Diamond Dolls

Daytona Beach, Florida

Inconsistent?

I visited recently since I was in town and had a little time to kill. I didn't know what to expect and found it all a little inconsistent. The dancers were all friendly,…

Heat

West Lealman, Florida

heat not so hot right now.

Club details are still the same. I went and ordered a beer and sat for a bit. At that time there was only one dancer in in the club. She had…

No 5 Orange Showroom Pub

Vancouver, British Columbia

Vacay in Vancouv

I visited this club with 2 friends late on Sunday, after a weekend vacation in Vancouver. The drinks and lap dance prices are well documented and high - but at least it is canadian…

Venus Room

Dallas, Texas

Kinda Different

I had read the reviews on this place and finally decided to give it a shot as I was looking for something a little different. The first thing that's different is the layout. It feels…

Pure Gold of Raleigh

Cary, North Carolina

Only go on event nights

I have been to this club several times, it used to be called Pure Gold Cary. Attached to the club is a restaurant called scores where you can buy liquor. They do a…

Pink Diamonds

North Hollywood, California

Second visit went great

Made a second visit wednesday afternoon. Found a free admisdion coupon on there website but they didnt allow me to use it because it wasnt printed...paid the 20 dollar cover which i remember being…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Sammy

Stopped in to wait out traffic. Very pretty Lady goes by Sammy. beautifully slim, nice natural "c" , fantastic smiles. long hair brunette, easy to chat with. Sat down after her set. We chatted…

Silk Exotic Madison

Middleton, Wisconsin

some good, some bad

I visited here late on a Saturday night after bringing home a girl I am friends with who happens to work at the Vegas club. There happened to be a porn feature dancer that night,…

Secrets

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Not too shabby

So I was in town and decided to check this place out. It was probably around 5pm. The outside doesn't look too great but it's what's on the inside that counts. Upon going in I…

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Back after Renovations

Visited the Ball Park on a recent Tuesday afternoon. 3 Dancers were on. Julie, is a blond bombshell with great boobs and a nice personality. I have never had a lap dance from her.…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Not mondays

So typicallly do day visits on tuesdays. And typically you will get bout 10 girls including some awesome day timers that have a great time. The girls where at most a 6 on Monday and…

Carousel Lounge

Huntington Station, New York

Dissapointed

From reading other reviews, I was quite hopeful for a good time. Not so. First off - no smoking signs around - not followed. The place reeked of smoke as did the talent. Speaking of…

Cheetah Charleston

Charleston, South Carolina

how the mighty have fallen

Thee Southern Belle was not only a right of passage for all Charlestonians looking forward to turning 18, it was also a place you could comfortably end up on any random night and have a…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

Good value

Have been to the club several time on business. Drinks are standard strip club value. Otha stages working the night I was there with good mileage on both. Lap dance room was…

Garden of Eden

San Francisco, California

Street walker

After work I decided to venture into Broadway and check a few places out. I went to a convience store to break up some 100$ bills oblivious to the nights events. A skinny yet fit…

Rick's Cabaret

Portland, Maine

Maybe not the best time to go

I happened to be in Portland on a Sunday afternoon a few weeks ago, having just dropped off some friends at the jetport. I had never been to PT's so I decided to check it…

Rick's Cabaret

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Down day

Stopped into blush while I was in the area, I normally try to stop in once every couple months and check out the talent. Walked in with no cover because it was early…

Cafe Risque

Micanopy, Florida

Wings and tits what a combo

Cafe Risqué is a interesting place I had not been there in over 10 years. the club has gotten cleaner and better. The dancers are good looking ( one for your every taste)…

Norma Jeans

Baltimore, Maryland

The later time the better

Went to the location around 9 oclock parking was pretty scarce because its street parking. Around 9 there was only like 2 -3 girls around but luckily at that time there was no cover. Beer…

Diamond Lounge

Baltimore, Maryland

If you're looking to be left alone

This is a strange place, in that the club is a dump, the VIP room is basically a closet, yet it has a very nice lap dance area -- two sofas, separate room with beaded…

Theatre Chochotte

Paris, France

Evening in Paris

Had planned to go to Showgirls but it was closed at 7 pm so walked the 13 minutes across the Seine to Chochotte. Arrived at 7pm paid the 55 euro entrance and was told…

Baby Dolls

Topeka, Kansas

Slow afternoon at BDs

First time visiting this club. I got in town before a business meeting so I figured that I would make a pit stop. Went early afternoon around 3ish and parked in the gravel…

Ruby's II

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Par for the area...

Bridgeport is a sore on the ass of Connecticut and this place blends in nicely. Was passing through and needed a rest. No cover and it's byob. Girls take everything off and aren't shy...cute little…

Tally Ho Gentlemens Club

Rochester, New York

slow weeknight

I've been hitting more clubs this past summer than usual. Still have some work to do as far a checking out the nearby clubs, but I expect to go back to the Tally Ho. It…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

Deja Vu All Over Again

The first thing you notice is the music is too low. Like most other strip club, the girls dance on stage with arm chairs near the stage and tables and chairs further our from…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

Steep price to get in but seems worth it if you like to drink and get lap dances.

This was the second time me and friend of mine had been to the club. There is a cover charge that they call a membership fee the first time you come, its $40 and they…

Rocket City Showgirls

Huntsville, Alabama

huge disappointment

Worst club visit I've ever experienced. Walked in at 8pm on a Wednesday evening and was 1 of 2 customers. no dancers on the stage, 2 sitting at the bar. Ordered a drink at the…

Lust

Greenville, South Carolina

This club looks bright enough inside...

This club looks bright enough inside to wear sunglasses in my opinion. I sometimes wear sunglasses at night so I can see quite well in dim light. The blue lights they sometimes turn…

Bada Bing

Syracuse, New York

Good times

Strippers that have worked in the business a while can go one of two ways. Either they are very good at teasing you into paying a lot for nothing or they don't give a fuck…

The Pony Bama

Huntsville, Alabama

Slow Tuesday

Went on a weekday (Tuesday) night around 9. Found it pretty easy to spot at night with the lights, even though it's off on a side street. Exactly 5 girls with just as many customers.…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Second Visit

Was in Miami again so decided to pay this club another visit. Continous dancers on the stage and the poles extended all the way to the ceiling. Overall nice atmosphere and the girls were 6-8's.…

Source Du Sexe

Dollard-des-Ormeaux, Quebec

Good Variety

First time to visit this club as it was close to Montreal airport and hotel. Girls don't really spend much time on stage but work the crowd. Girls are not pushy, but very friendly. No…

Strokers

Clarkston, Georgia

Quiet Tues night

Arrived about 8:30 on Tuesday. $5 cover and got the required drink--a $4 bottle of water. There were 8-10 AA girls working, various sizes. One main stage always with one girl. There is a…

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Oh yeah!

I thought about returning to a club where a girl had recently pissed me off. I wanted to tell her off. But, then I remembered. She's a stripper. Her life already sucks. I win. Besides, I wouldn't want to waste the time or

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Another OTC Session

Fuck....omg. Thank you TUSCL no more blue balls. No more dry spells. No more being beholden to a single girl's pussy. This was way better than the last. Tried that no kissing bullshit. I said fuck you. That's…

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What gives with Club Scores holding Midget wrestling last Friday night ?

Is the girls that ugly that you need a side event to attract business ?

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Whats up with club Lust making members text their names to the club before enter

What's the purpose ? Is it like a mailing list ? Club Lust going to text me deals ?

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Whats up with the free Penut butter crackers at follies ?

Is it to replenish my strength or what ?

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Larry Fisherman Exposed for fragulent behavour

I have it on good authority that he makes Shit up

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Officer Works 2 Montsh Undercover At Burger King

2 Months undercover at a Burger King in Maryland because of rumored drug sales at the Burger King parking lot. The sales totaled less than 10 grams of Marijuana and 2 morphine pills. Maybe the officer did it…

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Vote "no" on prop 53!

Sorry no link, but I bet SJG will provide one. Right SJG?

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Vote "no" on prop 56!

Sorry I can't provide the link, but my buddy SJG will. Right SJG?

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Vote "yes" on prop 55!

How did I ever miss this? Right SJG?? Sorry no link but I assume SJG will help out on that.

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Pick 3 Dream-Women To Sleep With

If you could pick your top 3 women to sleep with who would they be? Living or dead, when they were 20 even though they're 50 now, doesn't matter. No honorable mention, you don't have to put them…

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Juicebox and Nina

Juicebox and Nina Went to bed Juicebox rolled over And Nina was dead

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My review of Follies just got published

Hope my fans enjoy this easy read of my experience of club follies this past Saturday. https://www.tuscl.net/u-r.php?UID=256882 God bless my brothers

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How to answer thw question " are you intown on business or pleasure"

Which looks answer is more attractive to the dancer ?

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Waiting too long

Ever gone to a club with the intention of getting lap dances and/or going to VIP for extras. When you arrived, you see one dancer that meets your desires but you decide to wait awhile and see if any thing…

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OT: kim kardashian robbed at gun point in paris

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/inside-kim-kardashians-robbery---exclusive-details-w443000 Lol!

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Have any of you perverts fucked a hairless ape hooker right after they fucked a

I bet they were disappointed. Famale hairless apes love the BSLC. ROAR!

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Conditioning your dick to hold up under marathon sex situations at extras clubs

Let me preface this with I already know that some of you just think I'm full of Shit but to the ones that understand I'm the real deal enjoy these tips to maximize your pussy investment 's. If your like me…

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Potential Cure For HIV?

If this is true, Juice is gonna call every $25 skank on Backpage to celebrate! Seriously, if this gets scientists a step closer that is wonderful news. https://www.google.com/amp/gizmodo.com/british-man-may-be-the-first-person-cured-of-hiv-1787334810/amp

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Which one of you married your stripper granddaughter?

http://www.floridasunpost.com/miami-man-discovers-bride-granddaughter-no-plans-divorce

Centerfold Lounge Detroit

Detroit, Michigan

Ok Spot..

Well it was my first time at this place and I must say my first impression of the area was not good. I was with a couple of buds so I decided what the hay.…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Nice, but be careful

Flew back into LAX and after doing some research, this was a club I wanted to visit as I hadn't been here before. Most of the time I go by myself but my…

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

review

Was changed $17 cover to get in at night, even though the website said $16. Drink was included in the price. Club is upstairs after you enter, and the ground floor is a mess in midst of…

Trixie's Adult Entertainment Complex

Louisville, Kentucky

I was pleased

I came to this bar only because I had heard about the dungeon room. I was not disappointed. I believe the dancers name was Tiffany. She was very dominant and aggressive behind closed doors.But sweet…

Prairie Chicken Bar & Resort

Chamberlain, South Dakota

Little Club Packs a Punch

I had driven by his club a handful of times, but it is truly in the middle of nowhere and I never had stopped. Recently I was in Chamberlain though and decided to check it…

Partners Tavern

Erie, Pennsylvania

so, so

Been here few times now. Most of girls are decent looking. Just like all other clubs. But there are a few smoking hot ones also. The guy that runs it seems to be kinda a…

Scruples Gentlemen's Club

Lower Southampton, Pennsylvania

Not Bad, Not Great

Scruples is the closest to my home so I've been in often. It is hit or miss with the girls. Lately, it has been more misses than hits with me. Some girls…

The Mpire Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Nice club

I was in DC for a meeting for work and thought I would check out the strip club scene. This is a cool looking club, different in that it is cleaner, better lit, and less…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

My 2nd Favorite Risqué - But, They Are All Good

There is never a shortage of girls willing to hang out and offer dances. Many pretty girls. Lap dances are usually good. A little pricy, with covers at night and during UFC…

Camelot

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Hot girls, not so hot experience

The rules in DC are ridiculous which yields for a boring experience. The girls here are beautiful, but there is only one on stage at a time and they hang out with friends when they…

Cafe Risque

Micanopy, Florida

Cafe Oct 2016

Cafe Risqué is a combination of nude club and 24 hr cafe (breakfast, lunch and dinner are available) in Micanopy, near Gainesville. It does not excel in either one, but is adequate for the area.…

Tattletales

Levittown, Pennsylvania

Once My First Choice, Now One of My Last

An old Middletown/Bristol past time. I think it has gone downhill as the years pass. Less and less attractive dancers. Bathrooms are nice. There was this one Hungarian dancer who may…

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, Pennsylvania

A Glorious Dive

This place has a pretty bad rep as the purple building with Christmas lights year round that has been busted a few times for a few things, but ya know what, I like it here.…

Fantasy Plaza

Houston, Texas

Okay but different

I live in Portland, OR and came to Houston for work. I arrived on A Sunday afternoon and I had to choose between spending the evening by myself in a hotel room or figuring out…

Fantasies Nightclub

Baltimore, Maryland

A quiet night

Club appeal: the club is nice and clean with a giant bar in the middle and center stage. It is fairly lite, with lots of tv. There are even pool tables. Its fairly spacious. This…

Di Carlos's

Albany, New York

Could not be more boring

This a small place with a fenced off stage on the side of the room. Dancers are topless only when dancing. The place is set up with tables like a restaurant. Some girls ask for…

El Gaucho

Los Angeles, California

One of the last Downtown

Looks like El Gaucho is the last of the latino hostess clubs downtown. I ventured down the stairs to find a condensed version of Las Palmas. Not unexpected, I saw a group of…

Palazio Cabaret

Austin, Texas

First Austin strip club

In Austin for business and went to Palazio around 11:30 Sunday evening. Nice club for sure. I just grabbed a spot at the bar and had a drink. Was approached by a beautiful dancer…

Curves Cabaret

Tucson, Arizona

Less Than Before

Curves has a nice, wide layout. Low ceilings, three stages and waitresses who dance. I've had some good times here, but Thursday afternoon was not one of those times. I arrived in…

Adult World

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

Small and Personal Club

I want their for a place to unwind after my cousin's bachelor party. I walked in and noticed how small it is. Its in the back of an adult store. The guys were hot but…

The Pony

Starkville, Mississippi

Nice Surprise in the Middle of Nowhere

I was in the area on business, and had no expectation that there would be anything interesting to do. I was pleasantly surprised to learn that The Pony had a location. I arrived at probably…

Godfather's Gentlemen's Club

Wheeling, West Virginia

Remodeled Godfather's worth a visit

I had to be in Wheeling on a Tuesday night for work (sidebar - some great craft brewing going on in Wheeling at the moment, and good local places to eat. It's a nice…

New Century Theater

San Francisco, California

My encounter

I went in time to make it before the cover charge threshold. A young blond greeted me at the register explaining that they were open till 5am since they didn't serve alcohol as well as…

Sunrise Sports Gentlemen's Club

Paterson, New Jersey

Okay I guess

Upon first entering the place first impression is that it is a bit bigger n cleaner than expected. There is a long bar on the right. When u went it was pretty slow. But the…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Why do I return.

I drove out of my way to visit this past Saturday afternoon. I am not sure why I keep returning. This place is entertaining if you enjoy sitting by yourself and watching the girls sit…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

going downhill

headed into the club last friday evening. no visual changes to the club decor, even though a sign on the door says "open during construction". still buckets in a few places catching the…

Centerfolds Cabaret

Pleasantville, New Jersey

a shell

this used to be, if not the nicest club in the area, at least the cleanest club in the area. the girls here have really gone down hill over the pretty consistently over the past…

TJ's Showgirls

Stanton, California

Way too crowded

Late night run paid the 10 entrance fee and 6 for the soda. Place is small and not as spacious as other area clubs. The lighting is better here than at sahara and…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

The hustle is real...

I will say I was expecting the hustle to be strong in Vegas based off of reviews that I had read but it was a bit much. It probably wasn't helped by the fact…

Tantric Blue Gentlemans Club

Colnbrook, England

Nice Club handy for Heathrow Airport stop ovets

Nicely decked out club and drinks not too expensive. I was only one in club at 11pm on a Wednesday night thus had a choice of 5. Mixed nationalities and all girls were lookers with…

Spearmint Rhino

Van Nuys, California

Shift Change

Unbeknownst to me, I visited during the shift change. This means that there aren't many girls on the floor, and zero on stage for a while. Some are wrapping up their days, some are just…

Long Legs

Manchester, England

Appropriate club name for many of the Dancers

Strange bar this. Downstairs feels quite claustrophobic with upstairs VIP feeling a lot bigger and spacious. Variety of nationalities to suit all tastes. No stage dances whilst I was there with most girls walking around…

Diva's Gentlemens Club

Lexington, Kentucky

Slow night

I made another trek to Divas on Sunday night. I arrived at about 630 and when I got there, only one other patron present along with only 1 dancer (strong word since she didn't dance…

Medusa Lodge

Reading, England

Nice Club but Expensive

Nice club built into the railway arches 5 minutes from main station and main town bars. For 15minute plus private dances you also had to spend an additional £15 at the bar on top. Most…

The G Spot

Eastampton, New Jersey

First Visit

Took my first trip to the G spot after work on Friday around 530 pm. I initially passed the club as my gps took me to a different location and the club is very low…

Spearmint Rhino

Rialto, California

Tips for your visit

Always ask the door man for the roster girls that are in the club before you pay!! There have been times I got in and there were maybe 5 girls there. Once I got in…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Latin Love season at Follies

Saved my money up and took a much needed trip to the ATL at club Follies. I arrived at 9am so I had breakfast down the road near KFC at a Lil Asian mom and…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

Fun club

I visited Brad's for the first time on a Thursday evening. I downloaded the free entry coupon on my smartphone but found out at the door that you need to have a printed copy to…

Cowboys Showgirls

Lexington, Kentucky

Mellow place

I visited Cowboys in the early afternoon in September. The club was pretty quiet when I arrived around one , but did pick up after a while. The dancers were moderately attractive with a good…

Scarlett’s Rose

Round Rock, Texas

First time at Ricks

I've been to most of the popular clubs in Austin except Ricks. This night I had friends decide to randomly stop by before we went to play pool. They mentioned the place had…

Lust Gentlemen's Club

South Amboy, New Jersey

Just okay

Its been along time since I have been to a club so me and 2 friends, 1 male and the other female decided to go for some fun...Since it is a juice bar we had…

The Horns

Spitalfields, England

The Horns - great value for a lunchtime visit

The Horns is one of the London Strip Pubs. It's located a little to the north-east of the centre of town, on Old Street, Shoreditch, and it's less than five minutes walk from Old Street…

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Are exotic and Russian women hornier ?

It seems like Spanish Russian and exotic women are the horniest gorls ? So u find this true ?

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Is a double lap dance good ?

I've had plenty of one on one dances before but their are 2 ladies I like at the strip club and they are great one on one but I wonder if a double dance is worth it? Do u…

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Whats a good amount of cash to bring to Detriot for lap dances and extras ?

???

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My dick is raw and the leason i learned about holding down shadows corner for 6

So apparently if you get up in those high chairs it's code for come and jerk me off....I lletarly got jerked off for 6 hours from 10 different dancers and I nutted about 3 times...sick is raw as fuck today

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Ever want to see a woman getting head from a baby dinosaur?

Now you can! www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/549118/objectophilia-exhibitionist-mature-knickerless-woman-sparks-outrage-sex-plastic-dinosaur Anybody want to guess whether I found this "brilliant" or "non-brilliant"?

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OT Rant about Apples new 10.0.2 update for ipad

It's buggy. I hate it. I have to press the home key twice now to get to the unlock screen. I like my device to stay completely locked and immediately go to the unlock screen when…

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How much do you think you have spent on your life strip clubbing? Include cost of tickets for drunkenness. LOL

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Headed to StarBucks to Write some Reviews

After two days of clubbing from night shift to day shift to night shift gain...yeah I marathon that shits Now it's time to order up a Latte with extra wip and caramel. Look out the window and compose a masterpiece of reviews...a…

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spin. gimme 5 things you're putting in your personal SC Hall of Shame

lol this should be interesting no particular order, of course * that time i planned an OTC with a dancer. we was to meet at a hotel by the airport. i got there at the 3am meetup time. she finally pulled up 3…

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ever experience a 1-day per week SC?

lol there was this SC that was only opened on Mondays. I enjoyed going to it. Can't remember how I found out about it. It was a regular business usually, but just on monday nights, a strippies club. it didn't last.…

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gimme 5 things you're putting in your personal SC Hall of fame

not necessarily dancers, but 5 things--either objects, or specific memories or certain defunct clubs that ain't around no more

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the last dancer who stepped up her game / improved

what you got? can you think of the last dancer who impressed you because her skills improved

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do you have a special strip club outfit?

lol do you have a strip club uniform? a particular get up that you wear whenever going to the strippies?

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Woman stabbed in strip club bathroom, refuses treatment

Columbia, SC A woman was stabbed in a strip club bathroom early Saturday morning but would not allow emergency responders to treat her, Richland County Sheriff’s deputies say. Deputies arrived at Thee Whiskey Tavern on Zimalcrest Drive, just off Bush River…

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Would you get a dance from her?

https://goo.gl/images/k0ulyT Her wet tshirt says team trump.

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On a cloudy, cool day, what to do

This low pressure system which has been lounging around here for several days is depressing. I'm glad I live where i do, Detroit got over 6 inches of rain, the last few days. Now I know that's nothing compared…

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Bouncer looking like Rick Flair

Any body have one of those at your clubs ? I do in Greenville SC lol

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Mexican food across the street from follies is off da hook

And with recent reviews talking about Cubans and Latin fiesta I'm excited as hell boys

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Papi, Four new articles posted!

Check them out

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Athletic shorts banned in Greenville SC clubs

A few months ago I was denied access to club lust night shift because of my athletic shorts and last night Scores denied me for the same issue. Thankfully I had some athletic pants in my trunk and got into…

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Google, gps says 11am and tuscl says 1pm for follies on saturday

Witch is it ?

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The Ultimate PL.

http://www.sohh.com/shawty-lo-takes-last-trip-strip-club-funeral-video/ I want my ashes spread at a strip club

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Surprising stripper conversations

I'm not a big talker when I go to clubs, if the girl can carry on a normal conversation then I will talk but if it's just the usual stripper talk I'm really not up for that. Consequently I don't…

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Indebted to TUSCL

First off, there will be no GoFundMe or wire transfer, but given the medium, thanks to Founder and all others of TUSCL. I've only been strip clubbing for about 2 years and on here for about 18 months, but…

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Strip Club Discrimination

Feds suing Miss. strip club for discrimination http://www.cbsnews.com/news/dannys-downtown-cabaret-mississippi-strip-club-sued-for-discrimination/

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Laughing at other PL's

I know it is wrong of me but some times I can't help myself. I was getting a lap dance from a young blonde and the guy a few seats over had the dancer put him in a scissor lock with…

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Cumming during lap dances !

During some lap dances If the stripper is grinding me like crazy non stop I will orgasm ! Is this normal ?

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It's Friday 9/30/16

Anyone strip-clubbing tonight?

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My new Instagram DS

https://www.instagram.com/p/BK3tbIKgrvS/?taken-by=katyaelisehenry&hl=en https://www.instagram.com/p/BK0_mbdAKfh/?taken-by=katyaelisehenry&hl=en https://www.instagram.com/p/BK_aQeegBEi/?taken-by=katyaelisehenry&hl=en https://www.instagram.com/p/BKtOkhTAne-/?taken-by=katyaelisehenry&hl=en What do you think?

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Too "Sterile"

Ok, in my limited experience as a PL, one thing I notice with strippers is that they have usually just showered before coming to work. Now don't get me wrong. I'm all for good hygiene. I'm not…

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Have you been contacted by a club lately

Just received the following PM by a club from NC: "... I'm J****** the marketing director for Centerfolds and Mirage Exotic Nightlife in Greensboro, NC. I'd like to personally invite you for a private VIP tour of our clubs. I noticed…

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going to strip clubs with your sexy wife

we are unique couple i'm older with a sexy young wife. i took her to her first strip club Mardi Grass Bourbon street she was 19 at the time we had a blast and left the last club and…

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Best Nude Chicago Strip Club

Which all nude strip club is the best in Chicago? Industrial strip used to be my favorite prior to obtaining a liquor license. Since, I have been to Heavenly Bodies a couple of times and was impressed.

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AMPs vs. Showclubs

I generally prefer showclubs because I can communicate better with the girls who work in showclubs. Also, the variety is better. There is an AMP about 5 minutes from my home. This is one of the attractions for me. I used to…

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Teen Mom Takes on Louisiana's Ban on Young Strippers Because It’s Forcing Her to

http://ijr.com/2016/09/703826-teen-mom-takes-on-louisianas-ban-on-young-strippers-because-its-forcing-her-to-sell-her-body-instead/

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The Presidential Master Debaters

Kind of interesting. http://www.pornhub.com/insights/presidential-debate-traffic

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Wheres crazy joe ?

He worries me and I pray he is OK What do you think he is up 2 ? Homeless shelter ?

OTC with Strippers: the Caviar of the Sex Industry

We don't see it here on tuscl, since this is a strip club board, but most of us who have been on local monger boards know that it's a frequent occurrence that some escort or AMP guy will come onto the SC forum and talk about what idiots we are for liking strip clubs, what a bad deal it is, etc. Well, we're idiots, but we're not idiots for that reason :) The fact is, OTC is the best experience in the sex industry, but to understand why, we need look at not just "it costs me $200 for greek with an escort, but youze pay $350 for a quick BJ", but the overall experience. Whenever I…

My OTC Career, Part 1: Unpromising Beginnings

This is the first of a series of three articles on my checkered OTC career. I will show, warts and all, how I have advanced in the past two years from not even thinking about seeing strippers OTC to enjoying intimate overnight dates with three different dancers quite recently. Although I have been an avid strip club visitor for well over twenty years, I never even considered meeting a stripper OTC until I met J about two years ago. She was the subject of my TUSCL article “How I won -- and lost -- my dream stripper”. She was 26 years old, sweet, gorgeous, stacked, and very accommodating, always making it clear that I was the customer and…

My wife & I LOVE STRIP CLUBS!!

Ok..... so I know I'm going to have my skeptics but I'm going to share a 100% real experiences at a strip club in Seattle. First off let me tell you that I am married to a 6' tall drop dead gorgeous woman. Women mostly, will stop in their tracks when we are out on the town and say things like, "YOU MY DEAR are a goddess, a ravishing beauty!", "OMGosh! You are stunningly beautiful!" Or simply "WOW!!". Guys more offen just stare and smile back at me me as we walk by. Black guys are more bold, one said recently as we walked back into a club, "Pr..IT..TY LAY.....DY in the HOUSE! You are one lucky man…

Jealous Stripper? I find it quite funny!

Just a little background first: I'm kind of new to the strip club scene. I've been going about once a month on average for about a year and a half now. When I go to a strip club, I go to have a couple beers, relax, and interact with some cute half naked dancers...nothing more. By no means am I wealthy. My favorite night to go to the club is 2 for $20 night. I tip at the stage and buy private dances. If the dances are good, I usually spend $40 on 4 dances and tip $5. I've never spent more than $200 in a night. With that being…

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I think Clubber could convert to heavy metal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIKqgE4BwAY

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California Proposition 60, how did I miss this one?

https://ballotpedia.org/California_Proposition_60,_Condoms_in_Pornographic_Films_(2016) http://www.mercurynews.com/2016/09/23/prop-60-voters-to-weigh-in-on-condom-mandate-for-porn-stars/ http://www.thedailyaztec.com/78930/opinion/proposition-60-protects-porn-performers/ http://www.dailykos.com/story/2016/9/25/1574246/-NO-ON-CALIFORNIA-PROPOSITION-60 http://www.mercurynews.com/2016/08/18/mercury-news-editorial-vote-no-condom-measure-prop-60/ http://www.santacruzsentinel.com/article/NE/20160923/NEWS/160929723 https://ballotpedia.org/California_Proposition_60,_Condoms_in_Pornographic_Films_(2016) SJG http://www.hotwater.com/

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Dance of the month

It's the end of September. I think I'm gonna start this tradition on here. Basically at the end of every month we describe the best dance we got that for that month. Dance excludes negotiated extras or known extras. So…

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What category do you fall in?

You get some really good dances from a 8+ stripper, and you're deciding whether you should get her phone number. A. She was really good, but you like variety, you don't want to feel like you're attached to one girl aka…

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Who will actually be in charge after the election

When Obama was elected the Chicago machine was in charge and he is/was a puppet to bring home the $$$$$ to their cronies(Solindra etc.). If Trump gets in who will pull his strings or will he actually manage the Whitehouse…

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Asking a stripper who they are voting for...

Last night went to a dive strip club near my city. MD is a pretty democratic state, more so the closer to Baltimore. I jokingly asked several strippers who are you voting for. All said Trump. I asked why, and…

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Tampa 2AMer.

TAMPA, FL (WFLA) — Tampa Police are investigating a shooting at Goodies Gentlemen’s Nightclub, located at located at 1948 E. Hillsborough Avenue, early Thursday morning. Tampa police say a one man was shot in the upper leg and the injuries are…

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Does it make me a pathetic looser?

Well, after being off work for a month I finally got called back late last week. With everything that went on my mind should be other places like getting caught up or finding out what damage my accounts have…

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Where's Motorhead

I hope he's O.K.

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OT: cop killers

Story out of Detroit yesterday. A policeman's funeral was in progress, and some asshole was posting on Facebook how he'd like to bomb the church and take out hundreds of cops in attendance. His friend on Facebook reported…

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Did I do the right thing?

A few days ago a fav asked me for $60 for a specific need. She several times called it a loan. I know strippers well enough to recognize that it may very well end up being a gift,…

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New Playboy Magazine Shows Nudity

I'm sure you'll all be glad that the new Play still shows nudity. Here's a Muslim woman with a naked face: http://www.playboy.com/articles/renegades-noor-tagouri

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Judge orders strip club to pay $8 million to family of victim in wrong-way I-480

I'm no fan of suits against strip clubs, but this club seems to have acted very irresponsibly. http://www.cleveland.com/metro/index.ssf/2016/09/judge_orders_strip_club_to_pay.html

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Samsung washing machines are exploding too, not just their phones

Be sure not to use the rough cycle. It could get rough. http://www.ubergizmo.com/2016/09/samsung-washing-machines-are-exploding/ Sounds funny but no joke.

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The Ideal Ass

How would you describe your definition of the ideal ass? I prefer thick heart-shaped asses that bounce with every footstep. They should be firm enough to have that bubble, but soft enough to smother your lap. If the girl has…

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Breast size

What's the perfect tit size to you? What sizes, if any, turn you off? My perfect size is a natural D cup. However, I'm good with every size as long as they're natural. I used to avoid A cups but the little…

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Anybody tried this stuff?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3811930/Instant-coffee-instant-erections-Herbal-brew-containing-natural-Viagra-soaring-sales-FDA-warns-s-good-true.html

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OT: I (heart) drummers

In DFW airport and I see a guy wearing a t shirt that says "I (heart) drummers". I misread it as "I (heart) rimjobs" and thought "daring fashion choice but not brilliant - where are the sexy women that heart rimjobs?"

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Heaven or Hell? How To Choose

Hypothetical. Which would you pick? Life A. You hit the lottery for a billion dollars. You live in a state where they don't have to report your name publicly. You'll never have to work again in your…

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Broke ma glasses

Just as I planned a hot trip to the strip club to try out this sexy ass stripper, my glasses break. ANd it's going to take 2 weeks for another pair to come in the mail. Granted their great quality…

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Penis Size

This is one argument that gets almost as many opinions as political discussion. What's the average penis size, and where do you size up? I've read articles all over the place. I'll never forget reading in GQ the average size is…

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Video that broke the Internet: Gimme Gimme Good Lovin' (1984)

Here is the Canadian metal band Helix covering "Gimme Gimme Good Lovin'" in 1984, complete with a bunch of topless chicks (4:11): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCbZVkh2V9A#t=48.2554116 Why did I never see this video on my MTV? The original song by Crazy Elephant came out…

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Like a Winger song! Brilliant!

Check out fastorange's review of the "Ace of Spades" club! https://www.tuscl.net/club.php?id=2203 He thought it would be awesome like Motörhead but found it to be lame like Winger!

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Getting hard during dances

Somehow I won't get full hard on during dances .You know what I mean it's not 100% .It gets super hard only if the dancer takes it out and try to get it hard. Is it normal?

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Why extras with hot and gorgeous girls

When you find hot and gorgeous dancers, why do you want to got for few min extras.I always go for full contact dances with her.

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Drive by shooting in TJ

http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/US-Citizen-Arrested-After-Tijuana-Shootout-That-Killed-An-Officer-394731641.html So I am getting ready for my trip to San Diego this week and I get this information. The shooting took place between Hong Kong and Adelita Bar. Some people say Detroit is more dangerous that TJ and I disagree.…

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Wat do u consider a good lap dance

I always get bad dances why is that wat is considered good ?

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A twist on the rent being due

Rick Dugan has mentioned more than a few times that opportunity exists as the first of the month comes. His thinking is that strippers will be more receptive to extras and such when they need to get their rent money…

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Why don't I get good lap dances ?

I'm kind of ugly is that why I don't get good lap dances ?? Wat is considered a good lap dance though ! Most strippers don't grind me that much they just air dance wat is a good lap…

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MGTOW

Has anyone heard of this? I searched TUSCL and I only found a passing mention of it by SJG, who is apparently not a supporter. It sounds like the ultimate in BH philosophies, perhaps driven by the presence…

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That awkward moment...

....when you think the stranger next to you is speaking to you, and you make a response only to realize the person is talking on their phone with an ear piece

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TUSCL down

I'm sure I wasn't the only one who couldn't log on this morning. What say you?

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She take my money, when I'm in need.

Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger, but she ain't messin' with no broke niggas. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vwNcNOTVzY

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Holy Shit!!!!!

I stopped by Godiva's in Greenville just for the hell of it. When I walked in. I saw a note that said THIS IS A NO TOUCH CLUB. I walked in ask on of the girls if it is true…