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Strip Club Changes

What would you like to see strip clubs change/add/stop that would make a better strip club experience for you? Although I doubt it will ever happen I'd like to see strip clubs allow masturbation while sitting at the tip rail at…

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HERE'S A FIRST

in 20+ years of going to strip clubs all over north america i have never witnessed what i saw last night. flashdancers is one of the most best known strip clubs in all of new york city. mileage is ehh.…

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Am I becoming boring?

My last visit at a nearby club my ATF & were talkin. Shooting up a storm as always. Then out of the blue she says if I ever wanted to be around the other girls I was always welcomed to…

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OG's Las Vegas

I tried to post a review but it kept saying to was too short. I don't know how I could make it longer. I'm a day shift guy and used to be s regular there. I always had…

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"Accidentally"?

Does anyone really believe it was accidental? https://www.yahoo.com/sports/news/olympics-2016-so-team-usa-walks-into-a-rio-brothel-and-040537797.html

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Brazil bicycle race, only 125 miles to go.

Have any of you bicycled that far? I once routinely bicycled 15 to 30 miles at a time but never went more than about 45 miles in a day.

Rick's Cabaret

New Orleans, Louisiana

Not sure about this place

I stopped in during a Friday evening. I was looking to get some time in relaxing and hopefully chatting up a beautiful lady. I'm not sure if I ended up in the right spot for…

Curves Cabaret

Tucson, Arizona

Mixed Review

I stopped by in a Friday evening this past May. The dancers are gorgeous. Out of every club in Tucson, this club by far has the most consistently gorgeous girls dancing. The dances aren't too…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Washington Park, Illinois

Business Trip

Recent business trip and took a stop by LF's for a few hours. Overall the club is still in great condition. Girls were hit or miss, but I had a nice time watching the stage…

PT's Showclub Louisville

Louisville, Kentucky

Not for dances, but place good for a drink or to chill and watch the show

I say not for dances, but I don't really know since I didn't think the price would be worth it. Went in around 6pm on Friday and stayed for about and hour. Entrance…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Wednesday hump day!

Been wanting to hit this club up for awhile and had nothing to do on a Wednesday early afternoon and went in. There were about 5 dancers - nothing which was getting my attention. After…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

Bottom of the Bucket

I got of work early from DC on one Friday about 4 weeks ago. I got there about 5:30pm. There were about 15 girls for the 1st shift. Since its only 5…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Back to Paradise

A few years ago I went to Paradise and occasional came upon a diamond in the rough. I stopped going there because dancer quality seemed to be going even more down hill. Saw Sky…

Golden Dolls

Saint Petersburg, Russia

Great place but completely dead on a Saturday night in July

Club has promoters out on Nevskiy Prospect that will try to convince you to spend your money here. Cover charge is 1500 r and includes 1 free drink from the bar. I visited the club…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Great value

This is by far my favorite club. I've been here many times, and it never disappoints, even on slow nights. The girls are always extra friendly, many of which are more than willing to bend…

Pleasant Moments

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Slightly dissapointed...

Went a few days ago around 3 pm. Not impressed by the quality of girls present. Spent a about half an hour sitting at the bar hoping that something stellar walked in through the door…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Wow!

Wow what can I say for my second time at a strip club. At first when I arrived I was not as excited as I saw the Hi Liter to be small from the outside…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

It has been a while since...

It has been a while since I have been to PP Columbia but I decided to stop in when I had some free time. It was around lunch time and there were just a few…

Burke and Hare

Edinburgh, Scotland

Attractive dancers, decent lap dance.

Stopped by for a brief afternoon visit. 5 pounds admission at the door. The club is tiny, consisting of a small raised stage with a pole in the center of a small room…

PT's Showclub Denver

Denver, Colorado

Very nice lap dance.

I usually go to PT's when I get off early on the weekday. I avoid Shotguns because of the old dancers and Penthouse is generally slower so I gave Pt's a visit. There is this…

Ron's Barbary Coast

Gardena, California

A lotta big booty girls here

Welp, I came out of my strip club retirement.... Sort of. Went to the strip club to celebrate my cousins 18th birthday, and decided to come here because it's closer to the house, and also…

Crazy Horse Men's Club

Bedford Heights, Ohio

Friday night- I guess it beat sitting home

hadn't been here in a long long time, but was out in the area, and decided to try it out. Stopped in about 10 PM on a Friday night. there…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

first time to a legendary club

On a recent road trip up I-95, I decided to take the NJ turnpike and planned a quick pitstop at The Playhouse. Pretty quick to get to off the turnpike, got some gas and food…

Zanzibar Tavern

Toronto, Ontario

Decent place, some good looking women, aggressive for dances

Came here a few weeks ago Sunday night. Lots of girls and not that busy. Maybe it was just the vibe my friend and I were putting off but the girls were really aggressive in…

Doll House

Jacksonville, Florida

Been here a few times late...

Been here a few times late on Sunday nights. 10 dollar cover, and a 5 dollar water before even sitting down. At this point I feel committed even if I dont like the lineup. obviously the…

Masters Gentleman's Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Masters still a good option!!

I use to live near Myrtle Beach, and Masters was always my go-to strip club. No matter which club I visited, I always ended my night at the Masters. I was glad to be…

Thee Dollhouse Myrtle Beach

North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Most upscale club in MB

Thee Dollhouse is definitely the most upscale, elegant club in Myrtle Beach. I only visited it once during my 2 day stay, and that was on my last night in MB. I regret not…

Ron's Barbary Coast

Gardena, California

Will definitely return...

Came here a few weeks ago Sunday night. Lots of girls and not that busy. The vibe in this place was pretty lay back. Nothing over the top. My first impressions looking from the outside…

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, New Jersey

Slow TUESDAYS??

Arrived at 10PM,to my surprise hard to find parking.Waited to get spot in front as I would be leaving late.OK 6 girls on stage,hare to get bartenders attention,water $4, girls glass of wine $7.My fav…

Leather and Lace Southend

Charlotte, North Carolina

Wish I could turn back the clock

This used to be the most fun club in Charlotte. Now very hit or miss. Table dances are $10 now. Girls are marginal for the most part. Average girls is late 20's to mid…

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

After midnight

Stopped in late Friday night to see whether there was a change of atmosphere later in the evening. Found that the place was more busy than I am accustomed to which was good because there…

Mr. Peep's Peep Hole

Portland, Oregon

Creeper

First time there and could possibly be our last, wife and I went into a exhibitionist booth and a creepy mexican guy kept trying to open our door, tried to call us into another booth…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

So close but nothing

It had been a long hard week, and since I had a few hours free around noon on Friday – I figured I would stop by. I know that it can be hit and…

Le Vignoble

Brossard, Quebec

Friendly bar ...

I came back to this place last Thursday. Like every other strip joint in Montreal, the dancers are eager to extract your $$. But the atmosphere in which they do that is SO…

PT's Mens Club

Dallas, Texas

PT's update

I've been going to this club on Saturdays semi-regularly so just wanted to update my last review from 2 years ago. I have noticed that on UFC or boxing nights, the night cover has jumped to…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

not used

I am pretty much exclusively an afternoon guy and this used to be my favorite club for value and mileage. Then about a year ago new owners and everything changed for the worse. I can…

Diamond Men's Club

Cleveland, Ohio

Tuesday Night at Diamond's

It had been a couple months since my last visit to Diamonds Men's Club. I had gone to a Cleveland Indians game earlier that night, so I was able to get into Diamonds for free…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

not used

Almost everything that can be said has been but I will add a few of my observations from a trip about 3 weeks ago. Drove from downtown San Diego, parked by the tram station,…

Flashers

Atlanta, Georgia

Best Shittiest Bar in Atlanta

I used to frequent Flashers a few years ago and it was always a great time! The environment is what you go to this club for, not the ascetics. Some might call it…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Much nicer than I'm used to, but also more expensive

The trip was a bit of a disappointment because of my budget but honestly I recommend anyone go check these girls out. Another conference in Vegas, another trip to Spearmint Rhino. I'm a casual customer…

Gold Club

San Francisco, California

High End club, but a meh visit

$20 Cover $10 Corona The setup: Large square room. The bar is along the far wall in front of you as you enter the club area, along with a small side stage between the bar and…

Dreams

Detroit, Michigan

Closed

Was in Detroit a couple months ago and was able to hit up the new favorite when I'm in town - Pantheon. But since I'm close to KOD, I usually drive by to see…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

Go to place in Indianapolis

The club is really in a Shady area but once you are inside you are welcome by a lot of beautiful women walking around topless. There are always few good looking girls but they are…

Club Bristol

Sun Prairie, Wisconsin

Slightly off day at CB ....

Been a while since I've been able to go out -- I keep meaning to venture beyond, but without a lot of discretionary time, I still prefer my fav CB--flaws and all. And Thursday was…

Club Pussycat

Baltimore, Maryland

Not a bad Sunday

I stopped in on a Sunday afternoon because I was passing through the area. There were probably 7 or so girls in the club. The stage is one of the nicer ones in that area.…

Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale

Dallas, Texas

Looking to go

Pass by there so many times. Looking to go one of these days. They are on Harry Hines. I had experience there before. But definetely trying to find more bonitas. The location is kind of hidden…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

Dvcoi

Came here on a Sunday afternoon with some friends after a Dodgers game. Sunday has 5 dollar admission.. No bar inside but there's one next door. About 15 dancers working but most were just…

Cheerleaders

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

CL's

This club is starting to grow on me, after a handful of eye-rolls from dancers at Blush when I didn't want to take them back/upstairs... if you're offended by a (completely polite) "no" maybe don't…

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Saturday afternoon visit

Went back to BP for the first time in a while. My usual fav Jersey wasn't working. Saw Christ Ina who I am not a fan of no Mayling ( nice but not my type)…

Rachel's Show Bar

Reynoldsburg, Ohio

Not much to see here

I decided against better judgement to try this club on the east side of Columbus. I was wrong to have hopes it would be any different than others in the city. More pasties…

Club 76

Youngstown, Ohio

Friendly

I hadn't been to the club for a few months due to my work schedule. It was a Tuesday evening around 9, there was a good amount of girls working and most were friendly and…

Gold Club

San Francisco, California

Upscale club

I walked in this club on an early Saturday evening after meeting with friends in the city. There were at least three stages on the first floor, with the main one and two small ones…

Déjà Vu Sacramento

Rancho Cordova, California

Still on a downward spiral

I have submitted reviews on this club before and find no reason to say things are improving. One thing that is a big plus is the Porn star feature. For a club with below average dancers,…

Choice Gentlemen's Club

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Backto the good times

Choice is Minneapolis's overlooked nude club. They pack 'em in at Deja Vu & Dreamgirls but this little local operation will give you a lot more value with the right girls. $16 cover to get…

Treasure Club

Hickory, North Carolina

Don't Waste Your Time

Went during happy hour on a Friday on my first trip to the club. No charge for admission. Bartender nice bug not small at all. Two whales working. Three old farts as customer on…

Derriere's Gentlemen's Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Vacation visit

I saw a couple billboards while down in Myrtle Beach for vacation and decided to get this place a try. Pulling up I look like a normal hole in the wall strip club that can…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Stop the bulshit

I keep reading bad remarks about other people's posts.I went to Centerfolds in Worcester on Wednesday afternoon. Plenty of fun was available for about 2. No lady looked good. Had one beer and left. On Thursday…

Scarlett’s Rose

Round Rock, Texas

Good time at Ricks

Visited Ricks with a friend 2 weeks back, on Saturday evening. We reached at around 6:50pm and were let in for $5 each (I was under impression that the cover charge is $10…

Toppers International Showbar

Athens, Georgia

Not too shabby for a college strip club

I always frequent Toppers when out and about in Athens, GA. Not the best but not the worst and always a good time. Fairly affordable and the dancers are a mixed bag. Always could find…

Lust Lounge

Portland, Oregon

Day shift at King's Wild

I saw a dancer of interest was on the schedule at King's Wild so I headed there to check it out. My first visit and I liked the layout and vibe of the place…

XXXV Gentleman's Club

Sayerville, New Jersey

First time good experience

Was my first time going to strip club, some friends took me with them. There was a $20 cover charge which sucked but ended up being well worth it. Good amount of dancers, some spanish,…

Platinum West

West Columbia, South Carolina

Not as good as Heartbreakers!!

I arrived about 9:30 pm. I didn't have to pay a cover due to having a hotel key. I went in and had a seat and ordered a beer. It's two stages but only one…

Christie's Cabaret Canton

Canton, Ohio

Very disappointing

I visited the club on a Wednesday just after noon and was surprised just how dead it was. There were two girls working and one of them spent the entire time talking with some older…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

Trop visit

Been hearing some good things about this club from friends, so decided to check it out. It was a combination of nice looking girls and unattractive ones. Was approached by this dancer names Layla. White…

Déjà Vu Seattle

Seattle, Washington

A Fun Change of Pace

I've never been to Seattle before. So while I was there I worked up the guts to check out this club. I don't like the entrance, it's on street level in the middle of a…

The Club

Tyngsborough, Massachusetts

Ok for a hangout

I came here on a weekday afternoon. It is located in a safe neighborhood, plenty of parking. Easy access from the freeway. No cover charge. Immediately after you walk in is the bar. The bartender…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

Second meh visit

I headed for the Crazy Horse thinking that it would be a quick place to grab a regular lapdance. Didn't quite work out that way. Cover was $31. Apparently there was a…

Club Fantasy

Los Angeles, California

A refreshing change

Haven't visited this club for a long time - still a very strange experience but one that I still enjoy. A refreshing change from the grinding lap dances in the traditional clubs if you look…

Runway Cabaret

West Palm Beach, Florida

Nice chill spot

I been to this club twice now as I just moved to fla. It's a chill spot, the dancers are nice and not pushy, two could loss a little weight. They also…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

nightime

I am a regular daytime visitor of the Hugger....and a very satisfied one at that. The Hugger dayshift ALWAYS has something, or someone you are looking for. Bunch of down to earth dancers who know…

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Good atmosphere, very low key

Stopped by today when I was out and about. The outside of the club is nothing fancy, but there is plenty of parking. When I first came in, it was a little dark, but my…

Baby Dolls

Clearwater, Florida

Don't Waste your Time

Third time to this club and it was worse than the first and second. First time only one girl was working during the day so obviously left (i like variety but if u dont like…

Delilah's Den

Manville, New Jersey

Hit or miss

This place is always a gamble. You never know what you will find as to quantity or quality of dancer. This night, both were a bit lacking. There were about 5 dancers…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Remodel

I stopped in here on a recent Monday night, from 11pm - 2am. I called the club ahead of time to arrange for transportation to the club, there is no charge for this and…

Cassidy's Polo Club

Amarillo, Texas

Surprisingly good place, I'd love to come back

I was pleasantly surprised by this place. Nothing about it was particularly amazing, but it was solid in all accounts. I came in on a Saturday at about 7:30. Place was fairly…

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Careful with the otc

http://www.fox13news.com/news/local-news/185734323-story

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Stripper tastes like iodine

Kinda weirded me out at first but then I'm thinking at least this is sanitary. Bleh!

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You all watching the Olympics opening ceremony?

I is

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Latinas are on another level

I just had to share this with you guys. I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I didn't share this with my TUSCL pals https://youtu.be/364P-Zaji78 How could anyone say no to her? How can anyone say she's not a perfect…

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[OT] The Stock Market and the Economy

S&P closes at an all-time high (again!) Over 250k jobs created last month. Stock ticker RICK declares a dividend. Holy fuck are we absolutely doomed! Obviously just a bubble!

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Athletes and celebrities in the strip clubs

Have you personally seen any athletes or celebrities in the strip club? Were they spending a lot of money?

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Yes or no?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BItmC0IhHLr/

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Is mileage and extras the be all end all of clubbing?

Most of the extras clubs are full of undesireables by nature and the ones that aren't are stupid expensive. Yes or no? high mileage non extras clubs the same thing applies to a lesser extent. Maybe I'm bias because the…

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Do I exist?

Gammanu95 said on another thread that I am "most likely a catfish." For those who don't know the meaning of the term "catfish," it's when someone has a fake identity over the internet, posting fake pics etc, to make for…

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KGB

Former CIA Director Michael Morell, accused Donald Trump of becoming an unwitting agent of Russia President Vladimir Putin. Last week under zipman68 thread. I wrote Trump was KGB. @chessmaster asked was I serious. @deuce wrote,i was insane and nearly incoherent. Now what…

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Yeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaw!!!

Mixed club, mostly non-white dancers. Tipped the DJ and and made a country music request. Sisters n chicas say, WTF?!

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No one told me.

One of the greatest holiday celebrations http://internationalbeerday.com/

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Worst stripper names: Ricochet Awards

We haven't had a "worst stripper names" discussion in years (at least based on tuscl search). So, in honor of Ricochet https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=44444 what are the worst stripper names you've heard? To me, a bad name is not just…

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Finally Found a 10+

This morning I saw a yahoo story about a girl behind the plate of an Astros game. OMG!!! Terann Hilow Here is a link to her yahoo images. https://images.search.yahoo.com/search/images;_ylt=A0LEVxkFiKRXs2MAjf9x.9w4?p=Terann+Hilow&fr=yfp-hrmob-813%2CCanary-02&fr2=piv-web&psqn=2

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Do collage going dancers take break in summer

I see many dnacers missing during summer in strip clubs.Are the missing dancers mainly school going dancers? Do they take break in summer since they don't need to attend classes or they might have gone to their home place.

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Cities Think Strip Clubs Are Bad for Neighborhoods. This Study Says Otherwise

http://www.slate.com/blogs/moneybox/2016/08/04/study_shows_strip_clubs_don_t_bring_down_home_prices_in_seattle.html

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Girls of Suicide Squad - you can only pick one

Cara Delevingne, Margot Robbie, Karen Fukuhara? Watch this video first: https://youtu.be/9usVtKhLVdA For me it boils down to Margot Robbie and Karen Fukuhara... and I'd give it to Karen. I think. It's a photo finish. Now I have…

Fantasy Shots

San Diego, California

Ok for what it is

Like every other review has stated before this is not your normal strip club. Was greeted by a pretty nice looking asian girl (about an 7). I was just stopping by to check…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Dollar parade galore

This establishment probably features the most diverse set of foreign dancers in the central/south Jersey region. Most of whom seemed to have gone to the same online educated and certified plastic surgeon lol. Simply put,…

Flash Dancer Cabaret

Fort Worth, Texas

I visited the club on a...

I visited the club on a Thursday evening around 8pm. I'm a woman, so I had to have a male friend accompany me (club rule is female patron has to be accompanied by male). The…

Secret's Cabaret

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Stopped here on my latest business...

Stopped here on my latest business trip. $10 cover & reasonably priced drinks. Girls here are overall attractive w/lots of new faces since my last visit. Secrets has a variety of women working to accommodate…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Fantasyland, but hurry time seems to be running out on the value.

I parked behind Jack in the Box. Bad idea. The only crossing open now is the new West gate. That means a long ass walk at the end of the day.…

Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, California

Largest Club in Sacramento

Stopped by on a Friday after work. $15 cover includes unlimited fountain sodas. $1 for bottled water. No alcohol or drink minimum. Large room with one stage in use, second stage is…

Tunnel of Love

West Babylon, New York

Tunnel

Tunnel of Love, located in the Edison area of West Babylon, is a small place that is very dimly lit. The club itself is at best as six, but some benefit must be given when…

Fevr Cabaret

Bedford Park, Illinois

Great new club, but be careful with your money!

If you're tired of those violent south side war zone strip joints east of Cicero Avenue with the cop killers and the AK-47s, another strip club just opened in Bedford Park/Burbank. The new Ocean…

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, Maryland

Same old BS at Scores

I don't know what it is but I can't spend money no matter what I do at this club. Girls give black guys no attention even though I'm well groomed and well dressed. The chicks…

Double Visions

Horsham, Pennsylvania

Great time

I haven't been to Double Visions since the renovation, and know I'm wondering why I didn't. First, the quality of the dancers are great! most were probably around thirty or younger, great bodies and most…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Avoid Monday Night!

Do not, ever, visit the Detroit Penthouse Club on a Monday night. You know it's bad when you can hear the bouncers talking about how there are never any decent dancers in the place on…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

Hands on.

Went here a couple months back after a bit of a break. Saturday night and there were a lot of girls on shift. Most just didn't seem to do it for me but hung out…

Cafe Risque

Micanopy, Florida

Dropped in about 3:30 am on...

Dropped in about 3:30 am on my way from fort worth to fort Lauderdale, more to get breakfast and coffee than anything else. No dancers as such but a lovely fully naked waitress. Very talkative…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Changes at the HL

Well I'm way overdue on adding a review, choosing to sponge off the info from all of you other regulars. This week I spent some time at the HL to re-acquaint with some old…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

Just ok this time...but dance was very good

I arrived during lunchtime after golf and before going to work. There was only about 10 customers in the place and i only had 30-40 mintes to stay. Nearly as soon as i sat…

Sinsations

Keansburg, New Jersey

Nice renovation

I had been a long time regular at Pumps Plus, so walking into the newly renovated Sinsations brought back memories. From the outside, not much has changed except bright colors and railing. Inside is…

7th Heaven

Conshohocken, Pennsylvania

Decided to give it a try

I read some mixed reviews about this place and decided to give it a try one afternoon. I was on a bit of a time crunch because I had to make a train, but could…

King Street Cabaret

Charleston, South Carolina

Great way to pass a long afternoon

I stopped into King Street Cabaret around 2pm on a Thursday afternoon and stayed until around 7pm. The lunch menu was a bit limited, but the wings I ordered were good. Decently stocked…

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, New Jersey

OK, but...

My second visit in as many years. Don't get through the area much. Last year I had a better time although I had two rounds. This time I was looking for my…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

Happy Hour was not so happy

I was looking for a short visit during a weekday Happy Hour. I had been here once before and had a good time, so I figured I'd give it another try. No cover on this…

Cheerleaders New Jersey

Gloucester City, New Jersey

First Visit

I had to check it out while I was in the area. In a word, disappointing. Nice layout, good parking, girls not bad but very bland. Jade was the first dancer, tall…

Centerfolds Boston

Boston, Massachusetts

If looking and not touching is your thing, this is the place

I was in Boston on an early Friday evening in late May, about 6:30-8:00pm. Centerfolds is a very small place with one stage and a tiny bar. $10 cover charge; whiskey was an outrageous $19. Both…

Erotic Cafe

Pennsauken Township, New Jersey

Great First Visit

It is a bit quirkie to find, I had to make two passes to get on the right side of the road. Anyway I was eager to go in as the outside appearance was…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

First Time for Philly

I finally got a chance to sample a Philly club. I am always eager to try new things and was excited with this one. I arrived before noon and was surprised how busy…

Deja Vu Showgirls Chicago

Chicago, Illinois

I was visting chicago on business so I asked the Cab driver to take me to a good club.

So the cab drive dropped me off at Pink Money. When I walked in the Door they wanted 30.00 to enter. I quickly went to get back in the cab but he already left. So…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Latina Heaven.

After reading numerous good reviews here, I decided to pay this VHM club a visit. Upon arriving and paying admission, I found a seat in the back. There were around 8 dancers and equal number…

Magic Lantern

Wilbraham, Massachusetts

Been a while...

Had not been out to the strip clubs for a long while. Decided it was time to visit again. So I headed out and went to my favorite local club. The Lantern…

Eden Cabaret

Pensacola, Florida

Edens - nah

So first strip club in the area that I have visited. Lots of bikers...oh, it's biker night! 6 cover, 5 for a beer. Stayed for 3 stage dancers. One skinny sort of light skin dancer, pretty…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

First Time Visitor

I would have probably liked this club a lot more if I had never been to follies in Atlanta!!! But I have been to follies. The girls were OK (pretty) and some were nice.…

Torch Lounge

South Bend, Indiana

Killing time

Stop by to kill a few hours. Got a few $20 lap dances and found out real quick you need to tip the bouncer first or you get a no touch rule! Tipped…

The Penthouse Club - New Orleans

New Orleans, Louisiana

Top Talent, Good Service

Been here a couple of times and every time its the best looking women. I don't think there is any girl under a 6-7. You will definitely find someone that fits your type.…

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"The best"

Has anybody not heard a stripper tell you that she gives "The best" dances, BJs, fucks or prices?

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#BlackVultureLivesMatter

Title says it all. Squawk!

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Haircuts and Happy Endings

So I experienced my first AMPs w/HE over the last few months. I now understand the hype and get why SJG is obsessed. After receiving an enthusiastic HJ after receiving a great quality massage, it got me thinkin'. Wouldn't everything…

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Have you ever neglected to write club reviews?

I have went to so many clubs in the last few months and grabbed so many pairs of tits and ass that I have neglected to report them here. Have you ever done this or do you always report your…

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Some people really need to club

I saw a story tonight about some asshole out East that tossed a pipe bomb at a patrol car. He needs to find other outlets for release. A trip to VIP would help relieve the stress level. Of course,…

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Are there ANY clubs worth the money in Manhattan!?

So I work in the big city and while I like my clubs outside the big apple, I don't want to have to always make it a preplanned trip just to see some ass, tits and a pretty face. Because…

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Hope Solo: Yes or No?

Hot? http://www.gotceleb.com/hope-solo-25-hottest-photos-2012-08-10.html/hopesolohotphotos6

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How often do you think about sex: Part Two

Apparently I don't think about sex as much as everone else. Which led me take a 6 question about "Low T". I answered positive (negative?) to every question. I have all the symptoms: grumpy/moody, lack of…

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Best Stripper Line for VIP

What's the best line a stripper has used to get you to go to the VIP? Did she live up to it? Mine was "Want me to suck your cock? Want to come in my mouth?" She did and I

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Papi_Chulo Mode

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qwwaB7xz0U

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OT: participating in Political threads on Tuscl is like masturbation but without

The title says it all!

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A Presidential Candidate We Can All Agree On

In an effort to reduce divisions and bring together all TUSCL brothers and sisters, I have found a presidential candidate we can all agree on. https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/s640x640/sh0.08/e35/13736942_1056985167724297_933273242_n.jpg?ig_cache_key=MTMwOTA4ODQyMjY2NTU4ODYwNw%3D%3D.2

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little darlings las vegas - Ricochet

Does anyone know if Ricochet still dances there? I'm in vegas on a tight schedule but will make time to go if she's still there.

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little darlings las vegas - Ricochet

Does anyone know if Ricochet still dances there? I'm in vegas on a tight schedule but will make time to go if she's still there.

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Juicy Fruit check your messages. .

Title says it all

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OTC at Follies

What is a good standerd price I should expect to pay a bitch to come back to my motel room down at follies ? $200 still work or does it cost more ?

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TUSCL politics

This site should be changed to tusclpolitics.com, with the number of political threads here daily. I know election season is near, but God damn this shit is on overload here. Not to mention it's always the same thing here. If…

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Re: Olympics. Liberal Media Once Again Proves They Are Retards

Former Boston Globe (what a surprise) sports writer and columnist Jackie MacMullan thinks Michael Phelps was the WRONG choice to carry the flag and lead the U.S. Olympic team in the opening ceremonies in Rio. Never mind the fact he…

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The short bus!

Whatever happens on the short bus stays on the short bus! A true pimps paradise! The short bus wins again!

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Lost his ring :-)

Guys at work talking about a strip club visit. Young guy claims he was getting some serious FIV going and when he left the club his ring was gone. Swears the stripper clamped down and pulled it off his finger! My…

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Yo' Dougsta, tit-TAY-fag, et al... You morons do know I'm a laughin' AT y'all, d

Let's see how many replies we can get to this! BTW Mikey-man, I'm proud o' yo'. You didn't reply to my last thread! Perhaps you're learnin' that I'm just pokin' at you. Alas, it took you a bit longer to learn…

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Toronto

Have not been to clubs in the area of the airport in a while. Reading most of the reviews I find tales of girls singing karaoke but little discussion of a "full" list of extra attention. What are the best…

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OT: The sum total of all political arguments

If you want to anger a conservative, tell him a lie or tell lies about him. If you want to anger a progressive, tell him the truth or tell the truth about him.

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You're never too old. :)

ORLEANS — A 90-year-old Dennis Port man was arrested for soliciting a prostitute after reporting that she stole from him. Nicholas Salerno paid Karen Proia, 48, of Route 28 in West Dennis, $100 on June 22 to perform a sex act,…

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Need tips and advice on building real long term wealth

In threads similar in the past some of you older and wiser men have influenced me to start a 401k. Thank you everyone that lead me in this path it has changed my life just in year number one. I'm…

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BLM Manifesto

Holy hell! Has anyone followed the links from the news stories and read everything on the page of the BLM manifesto? That is the craziest left wing hippie communist new afrika crap since the fall of the soviet…

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I guess I'm going to have to dance...

First off sorry about this winey post. So there is some drama with my guys mom right now. Basically this whole pregnancy she's been kind of controlling or at least trying to be, and now she's trying to be controlling towards…

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Riding the short bus

Yes or no

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Shitting at McD's

The short bus wins again!

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OT: San Antonio....

Any suggestions on hotels close to the airport and/or places to eat. Good BBQ place would be appreciated. Thanks

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Bronx borough president: Infamous strip club Sin City Cabaret needs to be shut d

http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/bronx/bronx-pol-calls-shutdown-sin-city-strip-joint-article-1.2734909

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Chacken fangers for breakfast?

Yes or no?

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Are the TUSCL waters safe again?

Everybody was grouchy the last time I posted!

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Embattled adult expo finally finds a Houston home

All my X's live in TEXXXAS. http://www.chron.com/news/houston-texas/houston/article/Embattled-adult-expo-finally-settled-on-a-venue-9053375.php#item-38488

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Gat off your ass and climb a tree

https://youtu.be/TsFXNmeKCjw

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What the hell is wrong with millennials?

https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/social-issues/there-isnt-really-anything-magical-about-it-why-more-millennials-are-putting-off-sex/2016/08/02/e7b73d6e-37f4-11e6-8f7c-d4c723a2becb_story.html

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Sex survey questions

When you are having sex with a woman, how common is it that you use a vibrator on her? What is her favorite way to use the vibrator? How common is it that she uses a vibrator on

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What are the things you value pussy over ?

Just like the other one go ahead and get commenting and I will chim in soon enough

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Stripper life stories

I was at a club in mid Michigan earlier this evening. It was very slow so I got a few life stories from the girls. One has been at this same club for eight years. She appears to be approaching the…

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Dougsta, mikey, UnchillPalmer... I know you have a hard-on for me, but I really

So, how many replies can expect to get on this thread?

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Eau de Stripper

Two days after my night of lappers, and I have a pillow case that still wreaks of stripper scented lotion. What the hell is in that stuff?

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Millennials Don't Like Pussy

I felt the need to bring this up since I heard it mentioned on Howard Stern and The All Out Show on Shade45 Today. http://nymag.com/scienceofus/2016/08/why-are-so-many-millennials-having-zero-sex.html As The All Out Shows hosts Rude Jude said "I guess these faggots would rather chase Pokemon…

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Can you loan me money for rent?

I received a phone call today. Car trouble, could not get to work, could I loan her some money so she could pay her rent. We had plans to meet up next week. I suggested we either move it to…

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List the things in life you value over pussy

Well go on get to listing...lol....I will join the discussions soon

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Another one bites the dust

Ingham country (Michigan) prosecutor today pleads guilting to consorting with and having sex with a prostitute. The prosecutor handling the case is seeking jail time. That should be a fun time running into the criminals he convicted.

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The Saga Of Og (Typical Loser PL) and Charlene (Typical greedy but stupid dancer

Og: Charlene, let me take you away from here and all this misery. I love you! Charlene: Oh Og, how do I know you REALLY love me? Everyone else here wants to take me away too. What have you done to…

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What do you do when you arrive at the club and your favorite girls are with othe

Just wondering how what you all do when you arrive at the club and your favorite dancers are with other guys. I'm not sure why but if I see a particular dancer that I like go and do dances…

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Take the quiz

I have been avoiding the political topics but I can't ignore what is going on any longer. http://www.isidewith.com/elections/2016-presidential/2497484625 I align most with Gary Johnson, Trump second and Hillary 5th.

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Hey Trump, Shut Up!!!

Good grief, have you ever seen someone who can't keep their mouth shut? Ever since the Democratic Convention Trump keeps digging a bigger and bigger hole. Instead of talking shit on women being sexually harassed and US Muslim soldiers maybe…

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Escort agencies

Recently 2 strippers that I knew have quit stripping and gone with an escort agency. I have written them off but am curious about 1 thing. How much of a cut do the agencies get out of the dancers earnings.…

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Ricky vs Yoda

When they get together, who butt fucks who first?

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How Often Do You Think About Sex?

I understand I'm wired different than the average man. I'd bet most of the guys on here are as well. If I'm not thinking about work, exercising or in a deep sleep, I'm thinking about sex. It's…

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OT: Ancient Aliens and Getting High with Action Bronson in company

https://youtu.be/L_7P6L3w-Sk Simple but next level shit

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Pimpin'

Have you or do you have any friends wgo are actual Pimps? What's your experience going out with them? I had a crazy night a while back when I met a pimp checking on some talent he ran out of…

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Freedom

Freedom is a wonderful thing. I'm free, but for a limited time only I can be had for chacken fingers. :)

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Share your Stripper web story

I joined and found yoda and Ricky boy sucking tranny dick over on the pink and blue pages. I got blocked and banned but it doesn't matter because they practically have no reviews and the discussions are so moderated only…

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Link between prostitute's age and her income

Careful scientific study confirms what @Smith already knows. http://tinyurl.com/gq8vdf6

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How did you find tuscl ?

I came across tuscl five years ago by googling searches like "how to fuck a stripper", "how to date a stripper" , " Sex in the champagne room" and many other similar searches. Google kept bring me to discussion…

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Extras or nah?

Recently a stripper was giving me a really good sensual dance, and then she pulled my cock out, and took a condom out of her purse. I declined the extras. I don't know, if I'm fucking, I'd much rather not…

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Pussy Valley: Starz developing strip club drama

Will "Pussy Valley" be about cats in a canyon? http://www.ew.com/article/2016/08/01/pussy-valley

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Backpage Ads

Never tried this before. How do you know that the 24 year old Scandinavian woman with the blonde hair, marvelous melons and flawless body is real? Also some ads say they require screening. I don't want anyone calling me at…

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Dangers of pissing off the ex-sexpartner, JS69

There was a story on our local news all day about the 40 year old girlfriend running over her boyfriend, not once, but twice, in a fit of rage :) I hope she doesn't read TUSCL, John. One never…

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Do you get parinoid with a stripper in your car ?

I'm always worried they have drugs on them and if the cops pulls us over and finds them and it's in my vehicle then I'm just fucked Anyone else share this concern and other other issues with a striper in your

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Rate these tits....

https://67.media.tumblr.com/b43a334a9964f88fe8fa9e0f87b4634e/tumblr_oau6l1RYki1qlz1v3o1_500.gif

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Paper Trails To You...

Would you ever even think about getting something in your name for a dancer even if she says she has money to pay for it? Cash Card, Rental Car, Apartment, etc.? Especially if excuses to not have…

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Techniques to Hustle More Money

Learn any of these the hard way? Had other techniques tried on you? Overcounting dances, shortchanging, etc.. "Pay my tip-outs and I'll give you some free dances next time" Fact: When you next see her, she 'forgot',…

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I'm glad I don't use Twitter much, Miss Teen USA kinda blew it.

https://www.yahoo.com/gma/miss-teen-usa-winner-karlie-hay-apologizes-using-205215145--abc-news-entertainment.html# Nice job, young one.

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The Actor the looks very similar to Shailynn

Much in the way juice looks similar to action Bronson, john Smith looks like Tom Hanks, Jack Lash looks like Woody Allen and shadow looks like pin head from hell razor Shailynn looks like the super hero from hells kitchen in…

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Melania Trump’s girl-on-girl photos from racy shoot revealed

I would get a three-way with her. http://nypost.com/2016/08/01/melania-trumps-girl-on-girl-photos-from-racy-shoot-revealed/

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Stripper asked to see my teeth.

Basically just explaining the topic. Went to a strip club a few months back and a cute, energetic asian dancer came out of nowhere and sat on my lap. Asked if I wanted a dance and I said, "sure". As…

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28-29 of August a Follies meeting on Day shift

Just a reminder to be saving up and preparing for this Follies meeting. Special note yes I moved the date a few days back from that Saturday and Sunday to Monday and Tuesday due to the fact I could not get…

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Stripper using mouth to apply rubber before you smash

Like it ? Yes or No Bitch at follies did this move

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Cumming inside Civi girls

Can you really trust a 20-24 girl that says I can't get pregnant so it's safe to cum inside me ? I use a few dating apps that help me fuck and date my fair share of young fat bitches. I…

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An Aggressive Stripper

My regular OTC strippers have all been pretty passive about our dates. They come when I call, but they don’t push to get together with me. They rarely initiate contact. Instead, they wait til I ask, then…

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Attractive Women Not Living Up To Their Potential

I have been fortunate enough to travel all over, and one thing is for sure, there is no shortage of "6s" who think they are "10s," who also expect to be treated as such. I especially find these women…