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Daily dose of strippershit

Has a stripper ever told you she could see herself hanging out with you outside the club? It's just more strippershit. I've heard it a few times. When I first started clubbing I was naive and believed it because I'm close…

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Thief picks the wrong guy to rob

https://youtu.be/643IifUOBxo Thief held at gunpoint til the cops get there

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Well I asked for it!

So now I know: Dougster has beefs with rickdugan, zipman68, and Alucard. Dougster may or may not be multiple aliases. zipman68 may or may not have multiple aliases. Apparently, I am a zipman68 alias. Or maybe a Dougster alias. Brilliant

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Is Ivanka the hottest first daughter ever?

Title says it all. Discuss.

Booby Trap

Doral, Florida

Sunday Party

I readily understand that not all men will want a strip club, where you can find a bleached blonde Cuban with huge protruding bolt-ons, and a rock hard fake ass where each butt cheek looks…

Blue Fox

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

license revoked

A judge revoked this club's county beer license Nov. 8. Prosecutors complained it was operating illegally , basically as a house of prostitution with a menu of sex acts. Dancers were told music would be…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Always A*****

Had to fly up to Jersey last week so decided to make lemonades outta lemons by stopping by the Playhouse. Now some clubs just don't ever seem to change and the PL certainly fits that…

Diamond Cabaret

Denver, Colorado

Came in my pants

My friend had tipped me off about this strip club and it didn't disappoint. Went on a Tuesday night around 9pm. Its like a block from the convention center, walkable from any downtown…

Candy Store

Phoenix, Arizona

Friday Night

The Candy Store is a nice, small club that has more the feel of a neighborhood bar than a gentlemen's establishment. The cover was $8.00 on Saturday night, and, as a plus, I asked…

Cheerleaders New Jersey

Gloucester City, New Jersey

Ok for the area

I've been to this club a few times over the past few weeks and this review is an amalgamation of all those visits. The club is on the west side of a divided highway and…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Great club

This club really is one of the best around. Thursday nights there are easily 20-30 dancers for the VIP special, many of which are 8s and above. When they do their role calls, you can…

La Fiesta

Paterson, New Jersey

Great club for the right person !

I have been going here for a few years now it located on a busy side road in Paterson it not that bad of an area there always is a bouncer outside and people on…

Roxy's Showgirls

Fort Worth, Texas

Not a good tome

I went to club and found it to a byob place which was fine by me. The cashier was a very pretty blond so I was looking forward to seeing the other women in club.…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Blue Moon afternoon

So, I decided to visit Blue Moon on Van Buren right after lunch on a Monday afternoon. I've never visited during the weekday before, but I've heard that there have been some really good…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Atlantis was good to me

We all know the geographic and demographics of this area from previous reviews so I'll cut right to the chase.... Got here Friday around 6pm.. No cover... Grabbed my usual long islands 10.50 a pop.. Moderately…

Gold Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Same Old Same Old

I was in town for some business and decided to give one of my old favorite clubs a visit. I haven't been at the Gold Club in a while since I don't work in center…

5th Ave. Sports Bar

Paterson, New Jersey

nothing ever changes

nothing ever changes in this bar. Same dancers for years and years. they are getting older but then, so am I. mostly Brazilian with a token American Dominican and Russian dancer to round it…

Show World

West Babylon, New York

Had a great time here

Curiosity got the best of me one night and decided to check this place out. It's a nice discreet area, which I definitely appreciated. Once I got in the place at first glance was a…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Double the fun

Got off work early Friday(11/11)and happened to be in the area with a few hours to spare so why not. Arrived at 1:45 walked in and paid the doorman 5 and walked up to bar…

All Star Bar & Grill

McCook, Illinois

Don't bother

Lamest strip club experience of my life. Monday night around 9pm. No cover, but a pat down and metal detector wand at entry. Five dancers -- charitably, a four, two fives, and two sixes. Around…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Meh

Been here twice since the raid at the Hiliter, and was hoping to reconnect with an old fav who I'm told is still at BSC. I missed Crystal on both trips but managed to…

TD's Eubank

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Thursday afternoon

Very nice club. Only a few dancers working but they were all very friendly and nice. Well worth a visit during the week if you can get away. I entered with no issues and was…

Crazy Horse III (CH3)

Las Vegas, Nevada

Didn't get the feeling they enjoyed what they did

Went on a Saturday night, was not impressed with the quality of women. The first two were Cuban, which I kind of liked, but then the next three were as well. According…

Silk Exotic Platinum

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Good Midwest value

I have been going to Silk for over six years and always come away so impressed with the level of service and the professionalism of the staff. There is something here for everyone.…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Amanda where art thou?

I dropped in to hiliter on Ventrens day to avoid the awful traffic. Having not been by since the much discussed raid I figured I would see for myself how the club was. The parking…

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, Illinois

Get er done!

Dolly's is in a not so nice area of town in the City of Washington Park just outside East St. Louis. The parking lot is adequate and there are cameras to help with safety.…

Bare Assets

Holiday, Florida

Annual Stop

I hit the Tampa Bay area every year to see a Bucs game and hit the strip clubs. Over the years, I have had a consistently better time at Bare Assets than any of the…

Rio Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

I like thick girls, and a...

I like thick girls, and a couple of people told me Rio is a prime destination for thick girls, so I decided to check it out. There definitely were "thick girls", I'll get to that…

Raider's Reef

Tucson, Arizona

Was back thru Tucson last month...

Was back thru Tucson last month and thought I'd give Raider's a try. Had a feeling it would be "off" since the UofA football game was at night, and it was. But I always…

Sharky's Cabaret

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Fun in the day time

Stopped in around 3pm. Had some cash to spend so I decided to try as many dancers as I could. Day time dances are $10.00 so my funds went far. I don't remember any names…

Bucks Wild

Dallas, Texas

dancers

Bucks Wild is a total nude club. Most dancers do not dance nude when on stages. $20 to get in. $10 for access to the VIP dance area. $20 a song (3 minutes) for topless…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

Meh

This review is a combo of 2 visits in the past couple months. I've been a patron of CH for a few decades and sad to say but I think the club is way past its…

Fantasia

Huntsville, Alabama

Simple but fun.

Stopped in after a business trip in Huntsville around 1PM. There were only a few girls working, but they were attractive. I haven't been to this club in a few years, but they still have…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Washington Park, Illinois

Too much hype

This club is in a safe area in an unsafe town. The parking lot is large and right off the interstate for a quick entrance and exit. I saw the $2 cover for day-shift on…

Ladies en Confidente

Denver, Colorado

Decent time with Mia

Okay, I'll admit it, I'm a sucker for this place. I kind of go through phases with my SC visitation schedule. I actually prefer 1 on 1 type clubs like Ladies over busy clubs. I…

Déjà Vu Seattle

Seattle, Washington

Monday evening visit

Was visiting Seattle on business and stayed nearby. Only place within walking distance. As others have mentioned before, this club is above an adult shop. Cover was $22 (probably to give patrons a lot of…

Déjà Vu Seattle

Seattle, Washington

Monday evening visit

Was visiting Seattle on business and stayed nearby. Only place within walking distance. As others have mentioned before, this club is above an adult shop. Cover was $22 (probably to give patrons a lot of…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Hi Liter is getting better

I finally made it over to Hiliter to see te renovations to the VIP room. It's pretty good! Nothing fancy, probably darker than ever, but they have probably tripled the number of seats.…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Hit and Miss

My third time here in the past year. Had a cute brunette sell me on some lap dances, can't remember her name. $30/each. Wasn't as quite of a good value compared to…

Krystal Cabaret

Portsmouth, Virginia

Great value and had a good time

It has been a number of years since I visited Lappers, and I must say they have not changed. Apparently it was a restaurant in the distant past and you sit in…

Cabaret Lounge

Peabody, Massachusetts

More of a bar than a sc

So I was driving through when I stopped by. I did not end up paying a cover since the bouncer was busy doing something else. Walked in. There is a large bar set up on…

Exotic Kitty Gentlemen's Club

Salt Lake City, Utah

Best Strip Club

I absolutely love Exotic Kitty, the dancers are amazing. A dance from vinique is worth paying $1,000.00. This is the happening place in Salt Lake. They have private VIP rooms that are perfect for getting…

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, Maryland

better, but

Returned to HC after a long absence, and found both improvements and disappointments. Bottom line -- HC is simply in no way any longer a block bar, nor even a Players Club, in any way.…

2NYT Entertainment

Winona, Minnesota

OK time

Was at this club on a Thursday evening when I was passing thru. I have gone over the layout of the club before but here is a quick review.... Walk in and pay bouncer cover $5.…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Found that perfect dancer!

Follies has set a high standard for great value clubs and exceptional quality dances, though cigarette and weed smoking are compromising factors for me. Sometimes, things don't go well but most of my visits ended…

Mitzi's Lounge

Hagerstown, Maryland

Mitzis

. Visited in hopes the situation might have improved from last visit. It didn't! Plenty of parking, lite adequately. Parking lot paved. You go in they verify your ID. It is a…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

a reliable good time

Having been out of Houston for a few years, I was curious about the club scene when I got back in. Well, there have been a few changes. Trophy Club is closed, Gold Cup was…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

US urged Cuba to do more to improve relationship

And it shows! Apparently Cuba has been sending their best assets to Diamond Dolls. I was there on a Wednesday afternoon, around 3PM, planning to have a couple of beers and keep bar hoping... 9PM…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Creme de la creme

Every mans dreamland. Why doesnt every city have an adult disneyland like this? A place to relax, have some drinks and have hot girls all at every turn. I found that the more Spanish you…

Club Venus

Detroit, Michigan

Diamond in the rough

Arrived around 8 at night. Not many people there. Decided to have a seat against the wall by the "main stage".. Looked around to see about 4-5 average to below average girls working. A thick…

Playhouse Gentlemen's Club

Council Bluffs, Iowa

Found another new diamond at the Playhouse

I've been attending the Playhouse for about a decade, and it is one of my all-time favorite clubs in the midwest. Unlike the Lincoln/Omaha bikini bars, the Playhouse is a nude club and culturally…

Tommy's Too Gentleman's Club

Portland, Oregon

As the previous reviewer notes, Tommy's...

As the previous reviewer notes, Tommy's Too is pretty nondescript from the outside. Located on Foster near a couple of wrecking years and seed place, it didn't seem overly sketchy as some have complained. But…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

lots of girls

stopped into follies after a meeting and only had an hour to spare... time was of the essence and I knew I was risking it with infamous ATL traffic back to the airport but what is…

Cafe Atlantis

Mississauga, Ontario

Amazing spot, great selection and variety of ladies

Great spot to have a beer with your buddies, the talent is amazing. Some are amazing dancers, others are not. Good relaxed enviroment. It could be a bit cleaner upstairs but the booths are pretty…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Good but could be better.

Went there last Tuesday again. It's a $10 entree fee on a weekday. Once inside, they see if you have a band or not. If you don't, that means you have not bought any drinks.…

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Pleasantly Surprised!

I meant to go to the Palamino. I hadn't been there in years, so I made the really inconvenient trek by bus from downtown. Could I have taken a cab? Sure.…

Pandora's Mens Club

Dallas, Texas

Holy fugly

Ok let me start by saying I am not a picky person and enjoy women of most sizes. But good lord this was he worst group of women I have ever seen. I swear…

Mac's Two Lounge

Billerica, Massachusetts

Not bad

This is an 18+ club in Billerica. This means no alcohol. Club is pretty small with two stages. I haven't seen it very busy in a while. Club is relatively clean, nothing fancy. There's a…

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, Maryland

Pretty laidback

I go to this club once in a while when I just want to have couple of drinks and chill. This review is about my last two visits (both Thursdays around 8:30). I usually sit…

Déjà Vu Lansing

Lansing, Michigan

Very positive!

Coming from Grand Rapids, I knew it had to be better than at home. I sat down and watched one by one as the dancers did a 3 song set and then perused the lobby…

Silk Exotic Madison

Middleton, Wisconsin

Givin' it another shot

This was my second visit in less than a year, back in Madison for business. Dancer quality was not as good as my first visit and the overall vibe was toned down a…

Men's Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

Sleepy Thursday

This was my first visit to this club and although I wa me there after midnight on a Thursday, the place was dead! The club itself was posh and I could see how it could be…

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What if...

I'm just her plaything between tricks?

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zipman68 Sure Has a Hardon For Alucard. Think they ever Slept Together?

Seriously? What's with zipman68 being so hurt about the quarrels I used to have with alucard? Nobody else seemed to care?

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Review Titles

For those that are avid review writers; you've noticed that for a while now one has to put a title for the review when submitting it (was not the case before) but yet the title does not appear when the…

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Okay, I'm Over Hilary Winning...

The market's big vote of confidence in Trump certainly doesn't hurt. How's about the rest of you?

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Advice on choosing among 4 European cities

Not that I'm moving but somebody asked me for preferences : Dublin Vs London Vs Berlin Vs Zurich ( possibly live there for a year or 2) What I think : Dublin : Earn less, spend even lesser. More bars than people,…

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Like JimGassagain I don't hate. I have contempt for right wing idiots. Cool thin

So jokes on you! Ha ha!

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Is Nina actually Donald Trump!

Her posts read exactly like the same rhetoric our brand new President stated to win the election. There's hope to bridge the gap with Nina/Trump! 1. Winning! We're going to win big! 2. I'm great! I make so much money! 3. I'm not…

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A blast from the past!

You may wonder why I always shit at McD's... I started shitting st McD's because my work has me all over and sometimes when you need to go you don't have a choice. You have to use a public restroom. McD's…

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Put me ôut of my musery if.....

... I'm ever seen a club reading a book. It was an unusally slow Friday night in my fave club...so slow that there was actually a dude reading a book....multiple pages of a thick paperback. It was just the first…

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Breaking News: Trump Resigns!

In an announcement as shocking as the election result itself, Donald Trump has resigned as president-elect in order to appear on the next season of Dancing With The Stars. Trump was quoted as saying, "To be honest, I never really wanted…

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Supermoon tonight

Anyone see it yet? Will Rockstar and his friends party like pagans?

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Talk about being duped. Mikey and his buds conned into voting against their econ

Title says it all!

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Breaking News: Cubs are forced to give up World Series Title!

Cleveland Indian fans have rioted across the country in protest of the 2016 World Series. Despite knowing the rules of the game prior to playing, they were unhappy they lost and demanded the outcome to be changed. They could be…

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Clubbing alone

I know this may have been asked before. Do you all prefer to club alone of in a group or with one wing man. I prefer to go it alone, that way I can leave and change clubs if I do…

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I'm The Victim Of A Terrorist Hate Crime

I got in my car to go to work, and when I slammed the driver's door closed, the back window exploded! I know old glass can do that, so I called the 'come to your driveway' glass guy and figure…

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Conspiracy Theory In Michigan

Is something going on in Michigan? Motörhead is nowhere to be found, Warhawks and Rech are long gone, and Vince is ill. Either you fuckers need to start drinking, cooking and showering with bottled water or take some more vitamins. The…

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You conservadudes really fucked up this time! Donald Trump takes office in 2017.

I for one will welcome our future Chinese overlords! I'm already saying "ganbei" rather than "cheers" when I make a toast! WEEE-YAWWW!!!

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Brilliabt use of time!

4got2wipe will love this one. Lynden B. Johnson was do efficiebt with his time, he even held meetings in the shitter! http://knowledgenuts.com/2013/08/20/lyndon-johnson-held-meetings-on-the-toilet/

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Fornication v Adultery

Why do some SWs have a hangup about married men? Are the Puritan roots of our country so deeply engrained?

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Coyote Fugly

How many of you have selected a girl in a dark club to take back for a dance and as you a walking back to the dance area you walk through a well lit area and realize she is seriously…

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[OT] Interest Rates

As you guys might have noticed interest rates have been on a tear since the election and those (like me) who were short treasuries into made a killing. (I suspect my good buddy txtittyfag cleaned up with short treasuries as…

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TUSCL psychology: What is the basis for Dougster's beefs? How many people does D

I know about the whole rickdugan beef. Does that conflict have a basis in anything other than rickdugan's general d-bagginess? He also has other beefs that don't really make sense to me. Probably buried in the depths of time but…

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Joke of the Day

What is the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

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Ever want to fuck a muppet?

http://io9.gizmodo.com/heres-why-disney-is-the-proud-owner-of-muppetfucker-net-1788923370 Disney owns Muppetfucker.net. lol

Treasures

Las Vegas, Nevada

Great spot

Was in Vegas and had to try this place as it was an all time favorite during my last trip. Club still looks fairly similar very nice hire and most of the girls are…

Thee Dollhouse Myrtle Beach

North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Good visit at TDH

My friend and I went to Thee Dollhouse on the last Friday in October. We've been coming to Myrtle Beach to play golf for 20 years now and make several trips per year.…

Sue's Rendezvous II

Mount Vernon, New York

Nice stop in Westchester

North of NYC the choices of clubs get far more limited. The outside of club is tired looking but the inside is far nicer. There is a front and rear section to club. Girls were…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Nice, but a bit too pushy

It's not a bad establishment; most of the talent is friendly enough. I was disappointed, however, as they advertised free admission for dressing in Hawaiian luau attire, but charged us at the door anyway. This…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, Maryland

WOW for a Monday

Me and a friend of mine were coming in town for a business conference call and it was our first night in DC so we decided to hit a stripclub and we saw a lot…

The Gentlemen's Club

Attalla, Alabama

BAMA

I mostly drank some beers and talked with Bama very good looking girl. Very nice ass. She was very sweet and did a great job making me feel welcome and entertained. I would recommend getting…

La Fiesta

Paterson, New Jersey

Won't go back

I've been going here for quite a while. My reviews remain the same. Went and saw my regular. The back is wide open now and there are a few "rules" but the fun is the…

Vixens Cabaret

Davie, Florida

ok too expensive

I went during the day only a few strippers and not ugly but not really fine .the music was really good rock. the girls were all black girls, nice bodies, two of them were…

Christies Cabaret

Tempe, Arizona

A nice place

I've been to this place three times. I like it but the mileage on the floor is limited. VIP is a better but more expensive. Dances are $10 on the floor and $20 in VIP.…

Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Best club in town!

Attractive dancing staff with a good number of 7s and 8s and some 9s. High class women, many grad and college students or young mothers in their early 20s. These are not dumb bunnies--in addition…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

Making Lemonade

This used to be one of my favorite clubs in the area. These days I visit hoping to relive past happiness, but usually finding disappointment -- if not in the opportunities, than…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Tapping into a dancer's mood.

I'm not a psychiatrist, but I have realized a pattern just like in the real world at a bar where one would meet fully clothed beautiful women. Women are going to be women either…

El Zorro

Tijuana, Baja California

Viva Mexico putos

I was at my favorite mex restaurant on revolution and came across el zorro this is not a zona Norte club but hey have some cute girls , the guy in the front getting guys…

Thorobred Lounge

Louisville, Kentucky

Louisville

I was in Louisville, had never been to any of its clubs, and thought I’d do some recon. On this Friday afternoon, the pickings were pretty slim. Compared to my first two…

Bare Assets

Holiday, Florida

Nice time

Stopped by on the spur of the moment, it's been a while since I've been there. The stage is right as you come in, but most of the seating is down off to the…

Sporty's Bikini Bar

Sunnyvale, California

Low value club

I've beeen to sporty's a few times. It's in between the family establishments in a strip mall. Parking is little difficult given its shared with many other businesses. I got in before 7 and there…

XTC Cabaret Austin

Austin, Texas

good time, not bad, i frequent

I've been to xtc a couple times and haven't ever really had a bad time, there are always a couple girls who seem brash and only worried about the money, but its the strip club…

Platinum Plus

Allentown, Pennsylvania

Great mileage

It's a huge place. I went around 6 on Thursday. It started out quiet but picked up. Dancers were all right looking, some taking everything off, some keeping everything on. I thought that was a…

Scores Chicago Strip Club

Stone Park, Illinois

Love this place

Have been here multiple times, sometimes evenings during the week or weekend, sometimes during the day. You can always get in with no cover other than the $3 pole tax if you get the…

Sue's Rendezvous II

Mount Vernon, New York

2nd trip

Went to this strip club on a Friday night. This club has some pretty women. The bartenders do look better than the strippers but the strippers definitely look good and most have a nice phat ass. If…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Got ROB but still a good time.

Follies is the shit! I had a series of setbacks but I am now back to my monthly Follies visits again.I recently made two visits to make up for a little bit of lost time. The…

The Velvet Touch

Parma, Michigan

I like it

When you walk in there are videos on your right and lingerie and toys on the left. Typical porn shop. In the back of the video section are private booths.…

Miss Kitty Showgirls

East St. Louis, Illinois

Tug Shack

Had not been in a while so I decided to check it out. There has been some remodel work done inside one stage has been moved towards the bar with new lights and a…

Knockouts Gentlemen's Club

Arcadia, California

11/10 Trip

Took a late afternoon trip with some friends to Knockouts. The usual id check and pat down and $5 cover fee. Got in and the club had several patrons along with about 6 to 8…

Circus Bar

Baltimore, Maryland

On the block. This club...

On the block. This club is at the corner. Very sketchy on the outside. Not much better inside. The drinks are ridiculously expensive and it cost $25 for a dancer drink…

ShowGirl 1

Fort Wayne, Indiana

Love this club

I just want to say that here in fort wayne showgirls 1 is the only strip club I go to. The girls are always super sweet! Very social and fun. I've only ran into a…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Well worth it

I visited this place last Friday. This place blows COI away. The handshake is real. When I got in I got approached by a bigger white girl who instantly put my hand under her bra…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

happy hour, pleasant time

Stopped by at "happy hour" (5-7).... better drink prices. 2 girls on stage at a time. range from 7 to 9's. Generally pretty! The club was busy. Good ambience, nice TV's.…

Club SinRock

Renton, Washington

Cool Atmosphere But Average Everywhere Else

Recently went to CSR after having not visited a club south of sodo for a number of years and came away with what could easily be described as a average experience, nothing great but nothing…

Teasers Gentlemen's Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Sinners

I stopped in to the club now called Sinners on a Friday night a few weeks ago. It has changed names again after formerly being known as Signature & Gold Club. The…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

What went wrong?

This is my favorite club in the City of Industry, nice ambiance, furnishing and friendly staff. However, last night (Sunday) was quite a letdown for me. First my ATF here left before I arrived. In hindsight…

Club Champagne

Woodbury, New Jersey

Very Classy

Interesting place to visit but I'm not sure if I'll be back. Girls were very pretty and the place is a gem. The new owners obviously invested a lot of money into the building. The…

New Locomotion Club

Mississauga, Ontario

My new favorite

This was my first visit to New Locomotion. It is near the airport in an industrial/warehouse area. I was not sure what to expect but based on reviews i decided to try here rather than…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

Not what it used to be

This is my first time at the Sundowner in about 8 months. I just do not get to Niagara much. I have been here many times over the years and it rightfully deserved the reputation…

Medusa Lodge

Reading, England

NICE CLUB

This club used to have a different name before it was done up and (I think) changed hands. So far as I know it is the only club in town. As others have said it…

Ruby's II

Bridgeport, Connecticut

I used to like stopping by as a warm up before other clubs.

I used to like stopping by this club before heading to other clubs in Bridgeport. There was usually something decent to look at and even with the per bottle charge is was still cheaper…

Venom

Tucson, Arizona

Venom

Came here on a thurs evening. I had heard good things about this club, mileage wise, from a buddy of mine. Located in the far corner of a strip mall, avg looking, slightly…

The LumberYard

Des Moines, Iowa

Cute girls, boring time

This club has a decent amount of young, cute dancers. Unfortunately, they seem to spend too much time in the dressing room or hanging out with drug dealers (only a guess). In other words, it's…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Never disappoints

A TUSCL friend pointed out to me that my next review would be #100. What better place for a review than Follies. I am in Atlanta on business and arrived early to stop…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

FIV

In a dream I dreamt I made it back to Atlanta after a year ! This is literally one of the best clubs I have been to and that says a lot ! The diversity,…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Monday Comparison within Inkster

Started at Henry's given it's Monday and the dances are discounted. I'm a morning/afternoon visitor so I will bounce between the triangle 3 of Henry's, Bogarts, and Flight club. Good start at Henry's but since I'm…

Savannah's On Hanna

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

Great place but.......

So I really like this place as far as the girls go and the friendly atmosphere. They will work you but not rake you over the coals and they are honest about bang…

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Biters

My experience with girls that bite: 1. After a recent trip to Follies, noticed several bite marks on my arm when I got home. My bodyguard (Shadowcat) was with me at Follies and failed to protect me in this…

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Ever get confused when?...

Have you ever had a conversation with someone who is cross eyed and you get confused when trying to figure out which eye is looing at you? This happened to me while purchasing ammo at the sporting goods store today

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Twerk !

https://www.instagram.com/p/BMwmsdkDu_a/ Yes or no ? I say hell yes

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Papi, Four new articles posted

Check 'em out.

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Politics driving you nuts? Strippers making you crazy?

Just keep doing this.... http://giphy.com/gifs/cheezburger-cinemagraph-drinking-mnJRjgXZ2ooh2

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Why Do Some Girls Sit With You But Don't Ask For A Dance

I have been attending strip clubs once or twice a month for several years. Usually when they sit with me they will converse with me and eventually ask for a dance. However sometimes they will sit with me and my…

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Least Favorite Decade for Music

For me it would be the 90s. Not alot of great music coming out of that decade. How about the rest of you? What's your least favorite?

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"What do you like?"

I love it when a dancer is giving you a dance, and maybe she's been grinding you in a different positions or something. She asks you something like, "what position do you like?", or "what I am doing that you…

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OT: Leon Russell--RIP

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/11/14/arts/music/leon-russell-hit-maker-and-musicians-musician-dies-at-74.html?_r=0

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rickdugan's System

Is pure faggotry! LOL!

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Funny Stumbling Stripper Stories

Sitting at the bar in VIP at my regular club, two young spinners walk by and one of them gets tangled up on her own heels and just takes a total spill right at my feet. I help her…

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Sunday Morning Joke

Johnny is in his room jacking off. Dad hears him and walks in. Dad says, "Son! Stop that! If you keep doing that you will go blind!" Johnny says, "Hay dad! I'm over here!".

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Would you get dances from these girls?

http://www.classybro.com/16-really-ugly-girls-with-nice-bodies/ If so which ones

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Flagged reviews

I have flagged a couple reviews lately and they don't seem to show up. One was in regards to DejaVu in Lexington. A reviewer made a claim about getting a beer and doing other things. Unfortunately, that…

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Shit Joke

When rickdugan goes to the bathroom it's to take a shit. When I go there it's to leave one.

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Mixed game poker player

I'm very proficient in the following poker games now Holdem, Omaha, five card draw, seven stud, razz All games limit, pot and no limit, even hi low

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Would you like a dance ?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BMvjwe3AFXl/ Yes or No ? $30

21 Tips for Going Alone to a Strip Club

For as long as there have been establishments offering live nude girls, groups of men have found their way in. But what about the solo hound and the stigma of going to the strip club alone? If you're thinking about flying solo at the strip club and have never done so, you're in luck, because I often fly solo to these establishments and would like to share twenty-one tips from my experience with you. And I hope they make your solo experience a very good one. (Note: The strip club I'm referencing is Sensations Cabaret in Stuart, FL) 1. You're not a loser for going to strip club alone. If a store sold video games, and you liked video games and you…

The State of Mongering in Tijuana - Election Edition: Part I

This is a long ass post so I'll chop it up so that questions pertaining to specific sections won't get buried in unrelated comments. With the Mexican Peso taking repeated hits over the last year from declining oil prices and fears of a Trump presidency, a group of TUSCLers along with myself opted to test out the Dollar's spending power in TJ over the last weekend. I will be posting reviews of all of the places we hit up in the individual clubs' sections. Read on for an overview of my opinions on vising TJ last weekend. Should Trump happen to claim the US presidency, some fiscal analysts have estimated that the Peso could further slip another 30% or so.…

The State of Mongering in Tijuana - Election Edition: Part II

I am continuing on with the in club experiences. In HK, most prices are set in US dollars and the house dictates an exchange rate for products on the menu. The house exchange rate when we visited was 16 Pesos to the dollar. You will not save that much money on beer, liquor, VIP, cigars, appetizers, or other onsite services. For the rates to go arriba, that's set by the girls. You can save plenty when paying in Pesos. Pay in Pesos. Once you start hitting up other venues in Zona Norte (or non-monger related activities in the surrounding areas) the savings are even greater. Many of the other bar/clubs have USD/Peso rates set years…

The State of Mongering in Tijuana - Election Edition: Part III

Some final thoughts. I saw far fewer paraditas, beggars, and shoe polishers this trip out. It might be the time of year, it might be the weather, it might the thought of a Trump candidacy. Whatever the case, foot traffic around zona norte was definitely down from the last few visits. Hot girls can still be found in and around the block where HK and Adelias are, and can be had for 150~300 Pesos for 30 minutes. Pay in Pesos. Despite recent news coverage of spurts of violence in TJ, people seemed far more relaxed than the first time I came down. On my first trip to zona norte, I saw a shopping cart set…

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Running good at the poker tables

https://www.instagram.com/p/BMvgaB7Avu5/

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Best Club in Portland for air dances?

In San Jose, you have basically two choices: The Pink Poodle, with decent girls and decent dances, but high prices and Cheetah's, with hot girls and air dances. In the end, I found that Cheetah's was the better deal…

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Saturday Night Jokes

The Sensuous Wife... Have you ever seen a twenty dollar bill all crumpled up?" the wife asked. "No," said her husband. She gave him a sexy little smile, slowly reached into her cleavage and pulled out a crumpled twenty dollar bill. "Have you ever seen…

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Is it time to panic?

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/11/12/porn-stars-fear-life-under-president-trump-and-vp-pence.html?via=newsletter&source=Entertainment

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3 in a row is ideal

How many dances in a row would you think maximizes your pleasure. I have gone from 1 to 10 in a row and finally came up with 3. 2 is good as well. After 3 the girl may be tired…

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Transactional Relationships and vice versa

Am I cynical or do you worry that all relationships are turning transactional whether explicitly defined or not. Whether this is a fallout of individualism or are we still good at defining boundaries. Tell me what you think after you…

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Please donate what you can to the Clinton Foundation...

so Hillary can send Depends and tissues to all her supporters that are crying and wetting themselves

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Did that Dumb Whore NinaBambina Also Call the Election Wrong?

Haven't read her posts in a little while. Did she prove, again, that "dumb" part of the dumb whore that she is?

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OT: Trump and Obamacare.

I started laughing uproariously after hearing Trump has already flopped. Now he wants to retain the dreaded "Obamacare" I agree the upcoming price hikes are obscene. I don't have it, a good friend recommended I look into getting it.…

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amish stripclubs

are there any in pennsylvania?

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Do you ever surf or look up hot girls popping up on Facebook suggested friends l

I saw a model pop up. She has some hot friends. I also saw a former dancer pop up, she has a ton of friends. I have wondered how are the random girls in other countries finding me on Facebook? Maybe they…

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Here's a link for the me generation

The five stages of grief or loss http://psychcentral.com/lib/the-5-stages-of-loss-and-grief/ You can feel free to rant on this site. I do it from time to I time. Just remember I and other members here aren't going to change anything. We are not huge political…

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The Silence.....

I've noticed a calm reflection over the last couple of days, most notably from our President elect Donald Trump. I think it is a wise choice to let all of this sink in for us to reflect all the good…

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I challenge Rockstar to a guitar showdow

Here's me playing as good as Eddie Van Halen......Rock doesn't stand a chance https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEhLYZfk9EQ

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How to have fun while taking a stripper shopping

Following up on Larry's shopping trip thread, I can see that many of you are missing out on the shopping aspect of the complete GFE. Therefore I'm going to provide a little more detail on how to have a…

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News sources

Michael Moore Or Alex Jones

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Is it me or does a strippers body seem to regress a lot after that 2nd baby?

I had a former fav of mine come over last night for a little 200 fun. She is still young(24) but she popped out that 2nd baby less than a year ago. She has lost the baby weight but in…

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Even better present for Larryfishsticks

https://youtu.be/qG8gZnTuYlY

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My special gift to Larryfishsticks

https://youtu.be/3wNtXDFl5Dc

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Raid - false alarm

So I am at one of my favorite clubs last night just finish getting some extra attention when the curtain fly wide open and the bouncer yells clear the room. The dancer runs have naked back to the dressing room…

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THANK YOU II

I also thank everyone currently serving every day! God Bless each and every one of you!

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THANK YOU!

A large THANK YOU to all veterans. I know this is the day for thanks, but it means nothing more than any other day to me. I thank you EVERY day!

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Stripper shopping trips

When you take a stripper shopping (clothes, shoes, etc), how much on average do you spend per trip?

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RIP Leonard Cohen

Just heard that Leonard Cohen passed away. Much of his work was long before my time. But his work was timeless. Once I discovered him I really loved his music. Hallelujah Leonard. Your work was brilliant. (And I'm not just using brilliant…

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Gorgon City's 'Smile' Video Shows Two Sides to Stripper's Life: Watch

http://www.billboard.com/articles/news/dance/7573341/gorgon-city-smile-video

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What happened to OG in Las Vegas? No longer listed?

Drove past today and the door is locked and lot empty?? An institution disappeared?

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PSA

If you're going to going to take the risk of trying to finger your dancer in a private dance, Please Please PLEASE wash your hands first. I never thought I'd have to say this, until I took a gentleman to VIP who…

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What to do

What would you do id chewbacca trued to fuck you? https://youtu.be/sq3dhgpRKH0

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Off topic, Juice stop smoking so much up in the mountains

We are getting smoke all over even a hundred miles south. They should band all that mountain smoking.

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OT: TUSCL Veterans Roll Call

Since Veterans Day is tomorrow, I'm just curious to know how many of us PL's have severed our country.

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Clermont Club, Atlanta

Some guys from the meeting went there last night. I wasn't with them. They came back with stories about the club where strippers go to die, some old lady walking around with a switch getting paid by guys…

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Learning Spanish

Do you address your strippers in the tu form or in the usted form? If you are going to be fucking her I would assume you get to the tu form. But do you ever us the usted form, even…

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Attn strippers: Forget flu shots.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3921618/I-m-beans-Vegan-mother-drink-smoothies-friend-s-SPERM-swears-s-discovered-secret-not-catching-flu.html?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

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So...have any of you fine gentlemen (and gentlewomen) grabbed a girl by the puss

Well? Have ya!?

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Basket of Deplorables

HOW DARE YOU NOT VOTE THE WAY YOU WERE TOLD TO VOTE!! The elitist message now being sent is: " WE SHOULD BE IN CHARGE SO SHUT UP DO AS YOU ARE TOLD, GIVE US YOUR…

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Lines Limes

Hey twentyfive, congrats on those little extras. Once on the patio I saw a dancer who was a bit shaky, having some difficulty building what may have been the first blunt of the day for her. I helped…

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Stripie clabz all u kan aet ?

How much pussy, tits and ass would u eat ?

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[Updated] Worst strip clubs still in business

There is a very old thread about the worst strip clubs still in business at https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=12531. Lets try to have an updated list for the guys on the site. For me,"Dream Palace" in Tempe is the worst so far. ( I…

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Police: Fake ID ring funded plastic surgery for strippers

Is it really a crime to fund boob jobs for strippers? http://www.wsbtv.com/news/local/gwinnett-county/police-arrest-3-for-elaborate-fake-id-ring/465712222

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Semi OT/semi on topic: Prop 60.

Anybody know the results? This was the "condoms in all adult movies made in CA" prop. For the record, the 4got philosophy is requiring condoms = non-brilliant! Testing is a good idea. If individual performers want condoms that's ace. Though they may…

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Why Strippers are like Cats

They come and go as they please. Completely apathetic toward you until they want something. They act like they did you a favor if they barf on you. But it's pretty cool when they purr and lick

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Barcelona - Prostitutes and brothels: tips and recommendations (My experience)

If you are planning a trip to Barcelona and you want to have a good time with a girl, here are some tips: -Avoid the Nigerian prostitutes on the Ramblas, they are part of a gang and they will try…

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Thongs and football

For some reason all I'm thinking about is doggy-style https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PN6C4jgGmm0

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Hot or not?

The biggest boobs in the world. https://youtu.be/TUEkwrK9R3M

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Who do you agree with?

Regarding Jan's fake breasts on the Office, do you agree with Meredith, Kevin, or Creed? https://youtu.be/6xsnqmeq_28 Creed expresses my views perfectly.

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Look what I can Do

https://youtu.be/YyoGZ8QDU5k

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Current Favorite Waitress (?)

A new experience: Went to my home SC today to have lunch with this hot milfy (35) ex-dancer waitress I met last week. We got all over each other at the table and somehow ended up buying a…

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Sorta OT: Now it's just about over.

I don't doubt we all got more than sick and tired of all the political ads throughout this election cycle. The worst IMO was the rant of Trump of "I don't remember" Which ones did you hate ??…

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Anyone been to a strip club.

Election's over, some are glad some are mad some don't care either way. Anyone been to a strip club? I haven't, I've been way too busy recently but i'm hoping to hit some clubs in the next week or two.

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The Mexican's revenge against Trump

http://41.media.tumblr.com/644518af8be414613ed30e357a15431b/tumblr_o457h1vsDo1rn7bzro1_1280.jpg

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My Little Observation About The Election

Who is America? What is America? I'm white, a lot of people have thought I was black. When I met JS69 and Vince for the first time I think they was shocked to find out I am white.…

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What else to do the day after the election.

While you guys were busy posting election stuff on the discussion board, I went to Follies and had some fun. Didn't even talk politics.

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Want to bet that liberal colleges are offering super safe places for students th

It's the liberal way

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One n Done - Cont'd

For nearly a year she's texted me almost every day or two, never more than three days w/o just saying hi or what's up, even when she's in a bad mood I at least get some hate texts. Nothing…

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Go to Tijuana before there's a wall :)

Anyone into wall climbing for a hobby....