You can be the fart whisperer. All you need to do is leave your head up your ass. Then you will hear your farts whisper in your ears often. You can wake up to the big farts. You can fall asleep to the whisper of the silent but deadly farts your farts can massage your neck if your head is far enough up there. Just imagine, you may even get a shoulder massage from your vibrating ass hole. All is bliss, I voted for Hillary
Comments
last commentYour welco e bro
Log in to vote
Nothing like a rousing fart to clear the VIP room.
Log in to vote
My gift to fishsticks
You can be the fart whisperer. All you need to do is leave your head up your ass. Then you will hear your farts whisper in your ears often. You can wake up to the big farts. You can fall asleep to the whisper of the silent but deadly farts your farts can massage your neck if your head is far enough up there. Just imagine, you may even get a shoulder massage from your vibrating ass hole. All is bliss, I voted for Hillary
Log in to vote
^^^ nice
Log in to vote
Nothing worse than a fishstick fart.
Log in to vote