Breaking News: Trump Resigns!
TheWholeEnchilada
In an announcement as shocking as the election result itself, Donald Trump has resigned as president-elect in order to appear on the next season of Dancing With The Stars.
Trump was quoted as saying, "To be honest, I never really wanted to be president. I was hoping to squeeze my way onto Dancing With The Stars, and it wasn't looking good, so I thought I would run for president as a backup plan. Also, Melania really wanted me to run for president and I thought pouring millions into a campaign would be cheaper than a divorce."
There are three finalists competing to be Trump's dance partner. Trump said, "Listen, each one of them is a hot piece of ass. I couldn't pass up this opportunity. The presidency will always be there. It's not going away. Dancing With The Stars, however, may not be around much longer."
Trump continued, "It is true that I have really good words. I have the best words in fact. Now I'm going to show the world that I have even better dance moves."
An anonymous source said that for Trump's first dance, he will be performing to Pink Floyd's 'Outside the Wall' from their hit album The Wall.
Upon hearing the news, thousands of performers from Mexico's underground hat dancing circuit, stopped mid-song and rushed above ground to the streets to celebrate. Many were yelling and while it is unclear what they were saying, it is believed that they were using the more personal tu form as opposed to the formal usted. A few were even thought to be using vos.
Stay tuned for more news as details emerge.
*President-elect Trump: Just having some fun. Please don't deport me! :)
Trump was quoted as saying, "To be honest, I never really wanted to be president. I was hoping to squeeze my way onto Dancing With The Stars, and it wasn't looking good, so I thought I would run for president as a backup plan. Also, Melania really wanted me to run for president and I thought pouring millions into a campaign would be cheaper than a divorce."
There are three finalists competing to be Trump's dance partner. Trump said, "Listen, each one of them is a hot piece of ass. I couldn't pass up this opportunity. The presidency will always be there. It's not going away. Dancing With The Stars, however, may not be around much longer."
Trump continued, "It is true that I have really good words. I have the best words in fact. Now I'm going to show the world that I have even better dance moves."
An anonymous source said that for Trump's first dance, he will be performing to Pink Floyd's 'Outside the Wall' from their hit album The Wall.
Upon hearing the news, thousands of performers from Mexico's underground hat dancing circuit, stopped mid-song and rushed above ground to the streets to celebrate. Many were yelling and while it is unclear what they were saying, it is believed that they were using the more personal tu form as opposed to the formal usted. A few were even thought to be using vos.
Stay tuned for more news as details emerge.
*President-elect Trump: Just having some fun. Please don't deport me! :)
16 comments
SJG
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJG75FJkjr8
As a sitting governor, I would think he is more responsible than Trump.
Others see Pence as worse?
SJG
SJG
The only thing is all the "executive orders" that Obama has done.... he can stop them or repeal them. Or he can make those same type of "orders". Which again.... some of the stuff he talked about in his campaign.... are not executive orders... more like laws. So again... Sky isn't falling... plus he isn't even in office yet.
SJG
We could ask those most qualified, the 8 sitting justices of the Supreme Court, to write the amendment.
Sometimes it is strange crises which force progress. Bring the United States forward out of the 19th Century.
Otherwise with this claim of weekly contact with Russians and the FBI announcements, it's "What did Trump know and when did he know it?" As it will be necessary to impeach him and require the same congressional 2/3rds.
Obama missed his FDR moment when he failed to nationalize or even re-regulate the banks. Well now on his way out he can have an even greater moment by finally fixing our system so that every vote counts, and averting a disaster of epic proportions.
Governing the most powerful nation in the world is nothing like a sporting match, as the stakes are so much higher. We all need therefore to think very hard about what is needed, and then do it.
SJG