Bare Assets
1406 US-19 Holiday, FL 34691

Annual Stop

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EmileBerliner
Nov 15, 2016, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Friday Evening

I hit the Tampa Bay area every year to see a Bucs game and hit the strip clubs. Over the years, I have had a consistently better time at Bare Assets than any of the clubs in Tampa. It has more of a neighborhood bar vibe than any I've seen in Florida. Almost feels kinda Midwestern. The girls are what I like about Florida strip clubs: varied. White, black, Latina, tall, short, fake tits, real tits, whatever. Full liquor, but I don't drink so I can't comment on prices. I paid for quite a few $4 waters, however. The girls pretty much expect you to buy them a drink if they sit with you, so prepare for that. Not really a big deal, but the waitresses kinda hover.

There are nude and topless dances, and the VIP room. I've done the VIP a few times and really had a good time. I wouldn't recommend trying it until you've tried out the girl a bit in the regular section. Personally, I like to have some idea what I'm paying for in advance.

Tampa is one of the best cities in the US for strip clubs. If you can take an extra 45 mins to drive out here, I think it would be worth it.

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