Sunday Party

I readily understand that not all men will want a strip club, where you can find a bleached blonde Cuban with huge protruding bolt-ons, and a rock hard fake ass where each butt cheek looks like a pontoon with a tattoo on it. But for the rest of us, there is Booby Trap Doral.

If I could encapsulate this club into a picture it would be a drawing of a huge ass with a vacuum cleaner hose coming out of it, going straight into my wallet. But for what it's worth, I don't mean that in a bad way.

Let's get this out the way, this is a Miami club, that while not quite a straight ghetto club, definitely has some ghetto elements. 3.00 parking, and on Sunday night, 20.00 admission. There is a very heavy tip parade here. All girls do it after they get off stage, and while some are more diligent about it than others, it is regularly practiced. Aside from those who get off stage, there are some (generally the less desirable ones-at least by my count) who will come around all night asking for a propina. Some will give you a good tip grind, if you continue to ply the dollars, but some will stand off to the side and pull their g-string aside for you, providing as little contact as possible for your tip. You might be trying to chat up a dancer or get a little tip grind, and yes some shameless dancer will pop in looking for that propina. I write this, not to talk bad about the club, it's just there is a "Miami tax" as I describe all of the points above, that you have to know, expect & accept for you to prepare to have a good time here. But there is a good time to be had.