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crazyjoe
crazyjoe941525

Colorado

9 yrs ago · 1 min read

Have you ever had a conversation with someone who is cross eyed and you get confused when trying to figure out which eye is looing at you?

This happened to me while purchasing ammo at the sporting goods store today

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sharkhunter

I surfed web cam sites last night.

I saw a good looking female elf with pointy ears and blue hair.

I also saw a cross eyed girl that could move her eyes independent of each other. They made strip clubs in my area seem mainstream and a bit boring.

However I think I got dances from a dancer with blue hair already. She just wasn't an elf with pointy ears.

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440viking

LOL @ both.

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two4fun1225

Lol there was a guy i used to get products from four work that had eyes like that and i could never tell who he was looking at.

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grand1511

Cross-eyed ammo dealer? I hope he doesn't shoot!

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440viking

^ Yeah that was my first thought too.

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4got2wipe

crazyjoe, did you take a shit in the gun shop toilet? And did he use the toilet after you?

Brilliant thought: maybe the crossed eyes were simply a reaction to the smell of the crazyjoe donuts you left him!

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ATACdawg

Hey, shark. Just how old was that blue-haired stripper????? ;-)

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shailynn

Joe - how was that guys aim?

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