Ever get confused when?...

I surfed web cam sites last night.

I saw a good looking female elf with pointy ears and blue hair.

I also saw a cross eyed girl that could move her eyes independent of each other.
They made strip clubs in my area seem mainstream and a bit boring.

However I think I got dances from a dancer with blue hair already. She just wasn't an elf with pointy ears.

LOL @ both.

Lol there was a guy i used to get products from four work that had eyes like that and i could never tell who he was looking at.

Cross-eyed ammo dealer? I hope he doesn't shoot!

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Yeah that was my first thought too.

crazyjoe, did you take a shit in the gun shop toilet? And did he use the toilet after you?

Brilliant thought: maybe the crossed eyes were simply a reaction to the smell of the crazyjoe donuts you left him!

Hey, shark. Just how old was that blue-haired stripper????? ;-)

Joe - how was that guys aim?