The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

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SavvySav
Nov 15, 2016, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Not Provided Evening

This review is a combo of 2 visits in the past couple months.

I've been a patron of CH for a few decades and sad to say but I think the club is way past its prime. The dancers have never been top-notch as a whole but throughout the years there have always been a handful of "dimes" in the rotation mixed in with the 5's and 7's. Now it seems you'll be lucky even glimpse one during a visit.

On the earlier visit I came across one such dime in Barbie but her asking price was too high. I like to get warmed up with a regular lapdance to check chemistry before committing to a private show but that was not an option with her. Barbie, a blonde, is hot by any standards but displayed ROB tendencies so I decided I wouldn't take a chance that evening but we'll see what the future holds. Later in the evening Christianna (sp?) approached me and chatted me up a bit. I usually don't go for black girls in this setting but she was particularly attractive and had me intrigued with naughty talk so I went for a test lapper. It was a decent grind and she convinced me to upgrade to a private. That was a wrong decision. She quoted me $150 for a good show but began upselling and imposing a multitude of rules just one song into the show. It got so bad that she saw I lost interest and had to ask me if she should even finish her last song. Never again with that girl.

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