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Stripper v Escort

Anyone care to compare and contrast similarities and differences?

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ON Topic: what's your favorite stripper outfit?

For me it's probably garter belt, thigh highs and a matching bra. The pros wear their undies on the outside so they car remove them and still keep everything else on.

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OUCH! Guy gets balls crushed on his stripper pole at home

I no longer want a stripper pole for Christmas. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/news/video-1362809/OUCH-Guy-gets-balls-crushed-stripper-pole-home.html

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How to raise your iq

http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/woman-develops-iq-of-220-after-drinking-sperm-everyday-for-a-year/

Silver Slipper Saloon

Ottawa, Illinois

first time

Driven by the exit this is at and stopped for gas n the other side of the interstate more than once. Never stopped at the club. Decided to try it late on a weeknight a…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Are the girls leaving Baby Dolls?

I have been going to Baby Dolls now regularly. Though I have good experiences from the girls that dance for me, it seems the number of quality girls are diminishing every time I go…

Platinum Plus

Allentown, Pennsylvania

An okay time.

My visit was on Friday, November 18, around 4:00pm. Then I went again at 11:00pm. In the afternoon I paid 5.00 to enter. They scanned my driver's license. There were 5 customers that I noticed. I…

MYNX Groton

Groton, Connecticut

okay night

I came here this past weekend and I was very disappointed. I came in around 8pm and it was pretty dead inside. Not many customers inside maybe 10 customers at most and the number of…

Al's Diamond Cabaret

Reading, Pennsylvania

Slow start...strange setup

I was in the area on business and decided to travel to Al's on a Thursday- really because I had always heard good things about it. In the end, I agreed...it was a good time,…

Blue Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

West Haven, Utah

Wet outside but not inside

In town for a few days with early evenings to kill, so decided to hit club closest to hotel north of Salt Lake City. That according to tuscl site was Wet. Found low ratings and…

Hungry I

San Francisco, California

Friday evening visit, 6 - 10 dancers

Stumbled upon here around 9pm on Monday with a buddy of mine on our off day just to see how its like compared to the other clubs we've been to on Broadway. Compared to Condor,…

Racers Premier Gentlemens Club

Rome, Italy

Closed

My surprise, after having been here before I expected a relaxed eve with some local entertainment. I get there at just past ten, and lights off / local gas station closed / front door locked…

Palace In the Pines

Lowellville, Ohio

Well I decided to give the...

Well I decided to give the old standby another visit to see if any new talent would be there. So I go pay my 15 dollar cover charge and head on in the back "royalty…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

Great Relaxed Time

I really enjoy this place. It's a great value and atmosphere that can't really find with other New York clubs. While the girls are not quite Manhattan quality, they are all very friendly and willing…

Private Dancer

Columbus, Ohio

Pretty Ok

Had heard some horror stories about this club, but it is the closest one to where I live and I'd had a rough day at work so I figured maybe a lap dance would improve…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Friday evening

I stopped in last Friday at 7 pm. Parking lot was not too full. Margie was working at the bar. She is real friendly and fun to talk to. There was maybe…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Sapphire's

Popped in here on Friday night around midnight. Lot's of girls working, full nude. Drinks were not cheap, I paid $12 for a gin and tonic. The place turns into a real dance club around…

La Fiesta

Paterson, New Jersey

Booty

I usually take breaks coming to this club not to get bored of..I came on a Tuesday this time because weekends gets to pack ... I park at the parking lot around the corner ..…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Bravo! Bravo!

This place was fantastic and my favorite stop while in Atlanta. You pull up into what is almost always a crowded (and not cheap to park in) lot. Pay the cover to get in and…

Club Venus

Indianapolis, Indiana

VIP is in Your Car

Arrived around 9:00. Two girls were out front and greeted me. I went inside and sat at the bar, which runs the length of the room on the right side. on the…

Country Rock Cabaret

Sauget, Illinois

She got me

We were going to a show that was next door at Pops and decided to go to Country Rock Cabaret. A Monday at 7pm so we didn't expect much, but we sat at the bar…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

A bit strange, but interesting

First time I went to this place during the day. Cover was $10 and you have to buy a drink. $5 for a "small one" or $10 for a "large" - whatever that means (maybe…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

This is a report on 3...

This is a report on 3 Saturday visits in October 2016. The first two visits were on Saturdays with birthday celebrations. They charged $16 to get in and the club was extensively decorated in a girlie…

Sharky's Cabaret

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Dancers

Been in here a few times over the past month. All day shift. This is still a decent place for quality dances during the daytime. I will cut to the chace.... The dancers: Lilly is back, but…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

Fun time, be ready to spend money though

I did enjoy my time at Bandaids, but I definitely spent more than I wanted to. I walked in and almost immediately a dancer who I found very attractive came up to me, already topless.…

Diamonds Gentlemen's Club

Bangor, Maine

Only stop I town ... and not bad!

Not a bad stop for a pastie club! Girls are cute but a little too businesslike (just inexperienced in building relationships for repeat business ... I assume because the area's lower-income, patrons don't exactly…

Obsession

Heroica Nogales, Sonora

Obsession

Staying in nogales arizona and just to try how things are on the other side of border. I went to the club around 4pm..was completely empty, immediately waiter came and started to ask if i want…

City Limits

Canton, Ohio

Ehh, so so

Haven't been here in a while, so I decided to stop by. Now, there's a $10 cover you must pay to get in. There weren't a whole lot of customers inside. But,…

Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, New York

Eye candy and SNF

Was staying at a hotel nearby so I decided to drop by to watch some of the Sunday Night Football game. Paid my $20 and grabbed a table near the stage and ordered an $8…

Diva's Gentlemens Club

Lexington, Kentucky

Fallen angels

Went to Divas, my go-to club these days in Lexington. Beer is still $3.75 during happy hour and dance prices remain the same (3x$50, 15min$80, 30min$150). This night I saw one of the dancers…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

nice place to relax

Went there again on a Saturday evening. It's getting cold in NJ so you have to adjust a little bit when you come in. Too bad they don't serve alcohols, otherwise it will be much…

Sammy's on the Island

Fort Walton Beach, Florida

Great venue for a laid back, enjoyable time with some gorgeous women!

I visited Sammy’s during a Bachelor Party that started in Mobile, AL and we eventually found ourselves in Pensacola looking for some beautiful ladies. There were about 10 of us or so and we arrived…

Desiree's II

Norton, Ohio

About to write this club off...

About to write this club off for good. It's been hit or miss for years. Lately it's been all misses. Stopped in after a doctors appointment and there were only 2 dancers…

Southern X-Posure Chinatown

South Salt Lake, Utah

Meh...nothing to write home about but otc fun is possible

I was banging a college girl that dances here for a while for earlier this year so i spent a number of nights in this dismal pasty joint. Of the 8-10 girls dancing…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Best club so far in WA

After moving from TX a few years back, I have found the strip club scene to be a little different. After going to Little Darlings and Dancing Bare, I was pretty bummed about the quality…

Xposed Gentlemens Club & WetSpot Bikini Bar

Canoga Park, California

Day shift dissapointments

i've been to this club on weeknights and weekends and have had a pretty good experience usually, but day shift on a tuesday is NOT the time to try this club out. only a couple…

Jen's Den

Akron, Ohio

I have not been there for...

I have not been there for a long time. Probably at least three years. Times have definitely changed. No longer is this a crowded bar with a lot of customers and dancers. It was almost…

Cheetah Lounge

Sarasota, Florida

Dayshift

Some clubs are better during day shift than at night, but I'm guessing it must be the opposite at this place. Very quiet on a Monday pm. Just 4 girls dancing, none of which I…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

Who came up with the $7...

Who came up with the $7 a song? Now, I have to exchange for ones or negotiate a 3 song for $20 deal. Fortunately for me, most of the dancers were ok with this. A…

TD's Eubank

Albuquerque, New Mexico

TD's Eubank Wednesday Visit

Was in town for business and decided to check out this place. I printed the coupon on their web page and got free entrance, which is very nice. There were around ten girls most…

Cheetah Charleston

Charleston, South Carolina

GoodFellas on Monday evening

I went there on Monday evening around 9:30 and the cover was $10. Their parking lot is open to park yourself in, none of that "mandatory valet" scam. Place is pretty small, only one dancer…

VIP's Gentlemen's Club

City of Orange, New Jersey

Go go bar

Went to this go go bar in Orange on a weekday to check if they had the same talent as a Friday. It is the only club in Orange now that the other 2 ,…

Spearmint Rhino

Carter Lake, Iowa

Acceptable for area

Was in the area for work and who am i to refuse the opportunity to go to a Rhino. Fairly crowded and a bit of a mess as far as parking is concerned. But…

Nikita's

Wellford, South Carolina

It's ok.

Building: Club is off of a main drag. They just put up privacy barriers that block the view front door from the street which is nice. Walk in and there is small area where there…

Chicas Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

No bad

So we went to this club on a friday It was crowded I did not get the system at first the dances were $5 then after 7pm they became 10 A lot of girls but it was…

Dirty's Topless Bar

Phoenix, Arizona

rain or mnf made everyone dissapear?

This was my first stop in here since its become Dirty's. Definitely revamped and modern vibe. As you walk in the old pool table is gone and they have high tops. To the right of…

The Body Club

Miami, Florida

After work stop off

Stopped by after work to give this club a look around. The club is 2 bar fights from run down. It was 2pm and 3 to 4 girls on duty. Drinks and Beers were $3-$5.…

Crazy Horse Men's Club

Bedford Heights, Ohio

A good time.

Went to the Horse after an evening of drinking at my favorite watering hole. A nice variety of girls on stage. None were fitting the bill for me this night. Then a skinny, small chested…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

its changed but not as bad as I thought...

I'll keep it simple there are plenty of reviews of the good old days. Not quite as comfy but I think at least now its back to more ymmv vs it feels like someone died…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

Ebony Inn

I came to Ebony Inn after I came to know that it's only in Marland in DMV area you find places where you can touch strippers. And is that is your thing, then Ebony Inn…

Maximus Club

Austin, Texas

Stopped by on Tuesday Early Evening

I stopped by on a Tuesday on my way home from the Austin Airport around 5:30PM. The cover was $5.00 to get into the club. I walked in and sat at the bar ordered a…

Mardi Gras Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Much better clubs in ATL

Went in on tuesday night mainly because I was staying close by. 10-15 girls. Entrance fees cut in half by using coupon from their website. Drinks are priced ok..not super expensive. Girls were mostly in…

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Tits and ass

http://thechive.com/2014/09/08/fantasy-football-didnt-go-your-way-flbp-will-make-the-pain-go-away-40-photos/ What the hell, why not post some tits and asses?

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Tits and ass.

Anyone? Swear to god this site used to be about at least one of those things...

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Douchester is dying of AIDS

You heard it here first, Douchester contracted AIDS from one of his many gay boyfriends that he's tried to hide from his mommy. Long may he be dead !! LMAO

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War Hero VinceMichaels

Proudly fought in an active war for justice on the streets of country back during 'nam. True bravery!

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On a safer note. :)

https://www.yahoo.com/style/gigi-hadid-wore-7-outfits-152529732/photo-p-em-photo-getty-images-photo-152529316.html Would you do her ?? She wasn't that good as a hostess last night on the music awards show, but who cares.

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OT: Seeking Advice

Hello, gentleman! I have this friend who is in an embarrassing predicament: a month and a half out from turning 30, and he's never done it with a civilian woman. Now, I know that perhaps a forum about paying females…

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Percentage

While sitting in my favorite club yesterday, watching the Patriots play the woeful San Francisco 49ers and pissed because rain cancelled a golf outing I began to nice something unusual: a lot of weekday and weeknight dancers on a…

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Once again a Human Trafficking Task Force came up empty handed.

http://www.wfmj.com/story/33763884/human-trafficking-task-force-raids-north-lima-strip-club

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You may be wondering about to expect re: the council of ricks' reaction to Trump

The council has a adopted a "wait and see" attitude. Mind you, we were never anti-Trump. Indeed, the council member and smartest hairless ape on the planet, rickdugan, was pro-Trump. Nevertheless, I am worried. Not about policy issues because all of…

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Horse Play Forest Park(Atlanta) GA

Club closed the first of November due to lack of customers. They could not compete with the other Atlanta clubs. Now hiring bar tenders, etc to reopen as a night club in December.

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How much of a regular are you at your fav club?

A couple points of order. In this thread when I say fav club I'm just talking about the club you go to the most. Also I don't want to know how often you go there, I just want to know…

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Thanksgiving to NYE slowdown

Around here, from Thanksgiving to New Years Eve, the strip clubs slow down, particularly so for dayshift -- just as the girls need cash for presents and vacations. This is one of those times of year that I double-down…

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Clubbing Thanksgiving Eve.

Little know fact, the biggest bar night of the year is not Halloween or New Years Eve, it's Thanksgiving Eve. Who's going clubbing? I am not, too much family crap to do. I often go clubbing on the weekend after Thanksgiving…

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Paying More or Going Further

Met a stripper last night at the SC and asked if she did private dances. To my surprise she said yeah and laid out minor details, price and time. Well, private dances meant exactly private dances, no sex.…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Sunny Afternoon

Weather was truly nice,got the urge and left work early.Got there by 3pm,no cover charge at the door,but was grabbed by bartender for $5 bottle of water and was told beer store up the street…

Mardi Gras Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Mardi Gras ATL

For deciding to go on a Friday night, I expected a lot more from Mardi Gras than my casual week day visits. But my last visit here was by far the worst I ever had…

Club Rouge

Portland, Oregon

Rouge

Visited Rouge on a Saturday. Physical club itself has always been upscale with lots of room to sit and open space. Entrance to the club has changed over the years but the rest stayed pretty…

Le Girls Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Le Girls :)

I recently started writing my past experiences on TUSCL to provide some record so this review might be a bit outdated.I visited Le Girls on a wednesday evening around a couple of months ago. I…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

BSC :)

I was here along with my friend after hanging out at hiliter when a stripper there mentioned that BSC also has some very hot girls. There was a 10$ cover when we entered and we…

Body Shop

San Diego, California

Average

I've gone to this club and here are my thoughts. Parking here is hard and limited so be prepared for that. The inside is nothing special. Lightning isn't great and seating is small. Some of…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Synn COI

Been to this spot a few times on Thursdays because they have a VIP special of 75 for 15m. Be warned there are a lot of people there on Thursdays (probably thinking the same way…

Subi's Place

Southgate, Michigan

Has not changed

Stopped in again after a long time. Still has not changed. The day shift is mixed, but the bar tender is still the hottest girl during the day. Waited around to…

Exactly what I like...

This is a very different concept than the typical club. Went to a location that had plenty of room...an upstairs and a downstairs for lap dances and plenty of room to mingle. When I…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

1stop on my roadtrip

I was on my way to north Jersey to work and had to go right past Philly so decided to make some stops. The first stop was the Oasis. I keep stopping here…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

2nd stop on my roadtrip

This is the 2nd stop on my road trip to north jersey for work. Driving right past philly is a great opportunity to stop here so that is usually what I do. The club interior…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

3rd and final stop on my road trip to north jersey

This was my first visit to the Playhouse. After reading the reviews it seemed a sure thing and great place to visit. I was on my way to north jersey for work and…

Delilah's Den

Manville, New Jersey

Road trip to Jersey Bonus review! (or not)

So the night before I drove to North Jersey for work. Stopping at 3 clubs along the way meant that I reached my hotel very later. It also didnt help that I had…

Sensations Bar & Grill

Littlestown, Pennsylvania

Memorable!

Overall the club is ok, rather dingy but girls are good looking (all 7+), friendly and willing to sit and talk not just hustle for dances. What makes the place stand out for me is…

Great Alaskan Bush Company

Anchorage, Alaska

A Rustic and Interesting Club

This visit was my second trip to this club, having stopped by for a quick drink over the weekend. I was there right as they opened so there was not much going on so…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Rare Night Visit

This review is for anyone who is considering changing their habits. I usually visit The Criket on day shift and hang out with familiar faces. Saturday night I was on…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Late afternoon visit

Arrived at the playhouse around 4pm. Average crowd and the same dancers as always. I guess there's something to be said for consistency but it would be nice to see a new face every now…

Onyx

Atlanta, Georgia

Expensive, but a good experience

This was my first time visiting a black strip club. I had been to a couple other strip clubs before but the experience here was much different. The club parking was $20 then $20 to…

Tattletales

Levittown, Pennsylvania

Mediocre as always

I am in the neighborhood so I figure I will stop in for a few beers. Couch dances seem very above board with nothing extra happening from what I hear so thats not in my…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Still trying to figure out the Cricket....

Had some time to kill early evening a recent Wednesday so I figured I'd stop into the Cricket and give it another shot. Sat at the bar and grabbed a 2 for $9 beer…

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

Good spot

Very good experience here! I was not a fan of making copies of my driver's license, but not a big deal. Cover was $10. Main room was big with one stage. Bar tender was friendly…

Filmores

Toronto, Ontario

Best club in the city

Filmores is my stand by when in Toronto. If I cant get to Mississauga this club has a great mix. The women are beautiful and friendly as long as you have the scratch.…

Trophy's Xports Bar & Strip

Portland, Oregon

Had a good time

Dancers were good. Place was a little shady but never felt unsafe. I will be back for sure, there is this one dancer who works there who is beautiful. Can't wait to see her again.…

Trophy's Xports Bar & Strip

Portland, Oregon

Had a good time

Dancers were good. Place was a little shady but never felt unsafe. I will be back for sure, there is this one dancer who works there who is beautiful. Can't wait to see her again.…

Tiger Tail Lounge

Rockford, Illinois

Friday Fantasy

Friday night. after 10:00 p.m. -- I could see the neon signs from my nearby hotel room. This club is quite small, clean as a "steam-cleaned Chittlin" and well-managed and yet friendly. Having been here…

Runway Cabaret

West Palm Beach, Florida

Small strip club, very low key/chill place with mostly locals

Stopped by on a Tuesday afternoon around 2pm. The place is really small with only 5-7 girls working Girls were a mix of black, white, and Hispanic. Beers were cheap. Talked to a few girls and…

Déjà Vu Saginaw

Saginaw, Michigan

Sunday Saginaw Visit

Been to this club a few times over the years. They've changed the layout (for the better imo) quite a bit. Used to be a 1 floor operation, they now have 2 floors and 2…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

ahhhhhh, i went again

this is getting really shitty!! I went again, yes Britney Fucking Spears, 'ooops, I did it again!!!' why did I waste the time seats are readily available. why? because there are no dancers working and if there…

Silk Exotic Platinum

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Great place!

It has been a few years since my last visit to Milwaukee, but I distinctly remembered this club as it was located right across the street from my hotel - and easy walk. So I…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

No comeback here

This club is not worth a visit right now. There have been some signs of improvement but the hotter dancers are not back. This was a great club. Now it is an average club. On…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Washington Park, Illinois

Evening visit

This is a nice club that's been around forever. I usually don't stop by here because of the cover. I went by on Tuesday because they have $1 drinks all day. Parking lot was very…

Talk of the Town

Las Vegas, Nevada

Yearly Return

So i am getting ready to make my yearly trip to TOTT. It dawned on me that when i made my last trip last winter, i did not submit a review. For the…

Roxxanne's

Waterloo, Ontario

It's nice but not very private

I worked at this club for about two weeks and overall had a good experience. The girls are friendly. This place doesn't really get busy until later in the evening. If you prefer a lot…

Nite Moves Gentlemen's Club

Latham, New York

Always a pleasure

I continue to enjoy stopping by this club. I often land late at the airport and need a little stress relief. Cover isn't bad at $20 but they don't require you to buy any drinks.…

Diamond Royale

Canton, Ohio

Average visit

Stopped in on a Saturday night about a month ago with some friends. There's a huge parking lot so no need to worry about finding a spot. There was a cover charge, maybe 3-5 bucks.…

The Hardware Store

Watertown, Wisconsin

Wish this place was closer - good fun!

I ended up in a town about 15 minutes south of Clyman for work and decided to check this place out on a Thursday night. If not for GPS, I don't think I…

Dreamers Cabaret

Akron, Ohio

First time visit

Showed up on a weekday after midnight. I wasn't expecting much but decided to take a chance. Walked in, no cover charge but there was a two drink minimum. I counted 3-4 dancers. All AA…

The Hardware Store

Watertown, Wisconsin

I can't stay away

I keep on swearing this place off but keep coming back for more and more. The club's layout has been described multiple times already so there is no need to revisit. No renovations have been done…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

Great Way to Spend the Afternoon

I had not been back here for a couple of years. The place seems a bit cleaner and nice than before. The admission around noon is no longer available but I was ok…

Rick's Cabaret

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Good time but expensive

Have been to Blush a couple of times now. I had fun all those times. The club is little small compared to other clubs in the area but it does its job. The stage has…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Quick Visit

I was driving up Philly to visit friends and decided to detour to Oasis on my way into town. Sat down and had to wait a few for a bartender to come over. Service…

Ruby's II

Bridgeport, Connecticut

tried again...

and was disappointed again. isn't that the definition of insanity? but I had just had a frustrating day trying to hit up some TO opportunities and ended up with nothing. So on…

The Men's Club

Mexico City, Ciudad de México

First visit to Mexican club

On my first visit to a Mexican club I decided to play safe and go with a known name being The Men's Club.Having frequented this club in Charlotte and Dallas I was interested to see…

Mynx Cabaret Hartford

Hartford, Connecticut

Not too bad

Let me preface this by saying that I'm not a regular strip club goer. Mynx Cabaret was the club I decided to go to based only on convince since it's on my way home from…

Fantasy's Island Lounge

Louisville, Kentucky

Strip no! BBW convention yes!

So, I looked at the reviews before coming to this club and I was looking for a place that may offer a few extras. Well....I got here around 7 pm on a Thursday night. The…

The X Gentlemen's Club

Columbus, Ohio

What was there was good

Went with a group of five buddies for a guy's night. There weren't many girls walking around. Maybe 1-4 Floor Manager was very aggressive until my friend yelled at him over not having more girls out. Then…

Dancin' Bare

Portland, Oregon

Dancing Bare

I had some time to kill on a Saturday evening and had never been here before so I decided to check it out. It was pretty quiet but the were a number of very hot…

Pure Gold

Greensboro, North Carolina

First time at this club

If anyone ever reads my reviews, you will see the common theme of one dancer. I follow here wherever she goes. I'll start with the club and come back to the girl.…

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Back again

Hit the BP at about 3:15, just the right time to catch both sides of the 4 pm shift change. Saw that Jersey was there. She is one of the hottest that dances there. Beautiful…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

Sunday 11/20/16

Another month, another trip to the Player's Club. Some old hands have been leaving the club the past few month and a few new girls have come on board. Some of the longer term dancers…

Old Dolphin

Milwaukie, Oregon

Attractive dancers

I hadn't been by the Gold Club since July, so I decided to drop in. The interior has undergone some minor remodeling, mainly moving pool tables an a small stage around. The club for…

Tattletales

Levittown, Pennsylvania

Its okay but not as good as think of it.

This club is ok located for me. Close by me and staff are very friendly. But they do need some more sexy and hot dancers. Need more happy hour special as well. When asked to…

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Henry VIII in Southgate MI

I used to be a regular PL here years ago. I stopped going a long time back. Mileage has been about 250,000 feet above the earth at all times. It was a dump, but who cares. After someone made a comment to…

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Has anyone ever gone to a strip club in sweat pants or basketball shorts?

Just wondering, if you ever go in with sweat pants or basketball shorts, is it true that Strippers won't give you lap dances? Or even if they do give you lap dances, are they just air dances?

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Would you never eat pizza again?

This thought experiment keeps floating around : If you are given a choice between eating pizza every night or never eating pizza again , what do you choose? The logical answer is to never eat pizza again, because you have more than…

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Fuck, Marry, Kill: TUSCL Stripper Edition

Fuck, marry, or kill: Stilleto25 kittykate NinaBambina Oh, and if you are going to complain that you don't know what they look, let's assume for the sake of that argument they are all 8s. (I've only met Stiletto who was a 9, but let's…

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Saturday Night Live mocks Trump

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/arts-and-entertainment/wp/2016/11/20/fake-donald-trump-returns-to-snl-and-the-real-one-is-not-happy/ LMAO

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What are your favorite kind of beans?

I like Garbanzo beans made into humus, and chocolate covered expresso beans. Just not together

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Besns are delicious

Yes or no

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ANTI TRUMPSTERS AT THE NYC TRAIN STATION

starting sometime last week i noticed a bunch of office stickies hanging on a big wall in the union square subway station in nyc. not just a whole bunch. i must have seen like 100's, if not maybe even approaching…

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I'm back on the job JS69. :)

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/crime--law/update-police-identify-man-slain-west-palm-beach-double-shooting/TlI4NNCC1GNA75iaj4KDqK/

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Strip club shooter has gunfight with police

http://mynews4.com/news/local/police-suspect-wounded-in-shootout-near-nevada-utah-line

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Sex Workers Open Up About the Most Expensive Service Men Buy

Turns out loving these hoes cost more than fucking these hoes... https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=/amp/www.esquire.com/lifestyle/sex/videos/amp49293/sex-workers-explain-girlfriend-experience/&ved=0ahUKEwigh67zt7fQAhWMTSYKHR6nCtIQFggdMAA&usg=AFQjCNGEoV8lGSlh4Gd0lJo8s_k1cFU4Hg&sig2=Ko2Yr9Xd7Go31hGmw1YADQ

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6 Things I Learned From My Time Working As a Stripper

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/6-things-learned-time-working-155114850.html

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I just realized Trump has ruined Thanksgiving for millions of libs

Hope not that many families fight and can enjoy their turkey...lol

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Keep on rockin in the free world

Title says it all

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Hybrid Moments

You the tired, the old, the lame, the occasional cool. What are your thoughts? Life is to short, stop being a pussy and embrace the punk rock. https://youtu.be/S8ghmFW8O6c If you're gonna scream Scream with me Moments like this Never last When new creatures rape your face Hybrids…

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Nikitas

Saw little mama at Nikitas the other night. She lives up to her billing. Bbbj cim and bbw's. I like the layout too. Not some dingy old whorehouse masquerading as a whorehouse.

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OT: I hate people milking the system

Down here in banana-republic Miami milking the system is rampant. IDK about where you live but here in Miami one *constantly* sees people parking in handicapped spaces where they don't seem to be disabled at all; I'm talking about people in…

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OK... OK... Ima stop trollin' y'all. You guys should be ashamed o' yourselves. I

I mean really, you guys write frickin' dissertations 'bout the constitution when I'm sayin' "oh noes da Chinese be takin' over!" WTF? Are you conservadudes as retarded as Doogie? I expected better from y'all. Sad.

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Need a sugar mama?

http://www.trend-chaser.com/entertainment/youngest-female-billionaires/?utm_campaign=ybf-d-us-160803-tc-ya&utm_medium=cpc&utm_term=n-p-car.jpg&utm_source=yahoo&utm_content=261005-32284214846

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OT: the new El Jefe wants to suspend the First Amendment !

https://www.yahoo.com/news/apologize-trump-hits-hamilton-cast-for-confronting-pence-141103529.html So, asshole, we aren't to be permitted Free Speech. FUCK YOU, DICKBREATH !!

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True TUSCL legends

I noticed TUSCL member "Sinclair" has over 200 reviews, and 190 CLUBS REVIEWED, WOW. Wallanon has over 220 different clubs reviewed, DOUBLE WOW. Thank you to you two for providing TUSCL with endless intel. Who are some of the other TUSCL…

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According to Revelations, Trumpets will announce The End

According to libs, Trump/Pence will announce The End

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What if I'm a good conservadude that's been taken over by George Soros' mind-con

Title sez it all! Or maybe this is a big ol' joke to get me some lulz...and frustrate DoogieDumbass! Ya never know.

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Good News for vincemichaels (HIV)

NIH announced the discovery on an anti-body that "can potentially" neutralize nearly all HIV strains: https://www.niaid.nih.gov/news-events/nih-scientists-identify-potent-antibody-neutralizes-nearly-all-hiv-strains So vincemichaels got lucky and might get to survive his AIDS infection after many years and bouts of illness. Testing remains to be done and it…

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strippers hot for each other...

my time with two particular stripper girls was fun this last Thursday night at one of my favored clubs. I was talking to one girl... she wanted to have a lap dance with another particular girl. so when…

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One opens. One closes.

http://www.tmz.com/2016/11/19/v-live-stripper-audition-butterfly-tattoo-twerking/ http://www.click2houston.com/news/v-live-closed-after-failing-to-pay-taxes-officials-say

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Odell Beckham Jr. isn’t talking about pricey strip club fumble

Beckham can't find the $25,000 diamond pinky ring that flew off his hand in the strip club. But I hear a stripper is showing off a new ring to her girlfriends. http://nypost.com/2016/11/18/odell-beckham-jr-isnt-talking-about-pricey-strip-club-fumble/

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Tittle

Tittle says it all

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Birthday Ideas

As of midnight, November 19th, it is my 24th birthday. The only downside is that I have no idea on how to celebrate this year. I've gotten past that age where I stopped caring on whether festivities or gifts happen…

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A blast from the past. Who can name the club or the reviewer?

April 11, 2005 • I have been trying to stay home each night, but when 10 PM roles around I just cannot make myself stay home and go to bed. I think about all of these cute girls I know…

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Results Are In: Only SJG Disagress That Zipman68's Brain is Made Out of Shit!

LOL!

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How to tell if boobs are real from a good boob job?

1. Anything over C that defies gravity. Anything over B if the girl looks over 35. 2. Anything hard like a pineapple. 3. Too spherical, too symmetrical. 4.Higher position of nipples. 5. Small strong ass (non jiggly) and huge boobs ( Scarlett Johansson…

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He's too good for most of these strippers

I was talking to this young guy in the strip club yesterday. He says he's a strip club regular. He likes lapdances, but he refuses to buy dances from girls he views himself better looking than. He only get dances…

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How about some proofreading

From a recent review: "She has nice curves snd used a dcarf to rund out. Ionly been once." It's perfectly acceptable to read what you wrote and correct errors before submitting your review. It's not cheating at all.

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I'm so over this election

You guys are a bunch of children, this election is over it's Trumps to get right or wrong. All of you on the Right hope it goes well stop with this endless baiting. All of you on the left the…

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Black folks protesting = riots. Right-wing thugs committing hate crimes = good c

Fucking Nazi hypocrites!

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I like em small and perky.

http://williamhogan.tumblr.com/

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I love how literal conservadudes are! They so give me the lulz.

Lemme give ya' some truth conservadudes Y'all be frickin' hilarious. HI-lar-EEE-ous! I make up some shit to poke Dougsta and y'all write a frickin' dissertation tryin' to refute me! And the best part is how much they get that's factually incorrect!

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Stacey Poole

What say ye? I say she has a perfect body but a bit of a butter-face. First some stills: http://www.egoallstars.com/2016/11/stacey-poole-leather-striptease (22 photos) and then some vids: http://www.sexyandfunny.com/watch_video/a-patriotic-stacey-poole-unleashes-her-breasts_84280.html (2:57) http://www.sexyandfunny.com/watch_video/behind-the-scenes-with-stacey-pooles-boobs_89109.html (3:11) http://www.sexyandfunny.com/watch_video/stacey-poole-makes-a-great-gift_88166.html (3:00) http://www.sexyandfunny.com/watch_video/stacey-poole-shows-off-her-amazing-mammaries-at-the-beach_82144.html (2:57) Finally, as usual, here are her vital stats from boobpedia.com: Born:…

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The Perfect Boobs that make you LDK

https://www.instagram.com/p/BM9L7KYgo2B/ If not then your a homo

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Hey NotaDoctorPhil (aka DoogieDumbass), I don't want a European-style parliament

Chinese democracy rox! American "democracy" sux!

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Does this Inspire you to go to the gym?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BM178BXjxwr/ She doesnt have a gym partner...

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Running Hot !!!!

Another $30 final table cash ! Smaller field of 72 I believe....cashed $130 in #6 First took $550 I think https://www.instagram.com/p/BM9F2TAAYEA/

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Actual on topic discussion: Considering short Ft. Lauderdale vacation

I've been to Florida but no further south than Tampa-St. Petersburg. I know I can read reviews but some of you have direct experiences. Details not necessarily needed if you don't want them out there for all to see, but…

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Inside the Warped Female Brain--Dating a Stripper

Now you can address your questions about dating a stripper to a call-in show instead of TUSCL. http://www.waaf.com/media/audio-channel/inside-warped-female-brain-dating-strippers

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SCORES™ Strip Club to launch Sports Bars nationwide.

For $2000 a month, a sports bar can rebrand itself with the Scores name. (The bar does not become a strip club). Is any bar owner this stupid? http://www.digitaljournal.com/pr/3148354

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Penthouse Club

https://www.instagram.com/p/BM8XDKUD17H/ What shift does she work on ? Damn !

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zipman68's Brain is Made Out of Shit!

If any disagrees with this please post here.

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Xie xie President Xi!

欢迎来到我们光荣的解放者

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If you plan on moving to Canada..

https://youtu.be/SrSWTcP-GmU Here is a little inside info from a Canadian

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Trump Evicts Family!

Such a terrible man! http://www.imagebam.com/image/983bc0515402502#

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Babs at 74

https://www.yahoo.com/news/barbra-streisand-poses-pantless-for-w-magazines-december-issue-220903574. I know a few won't for various reasons, but I'd do her. Nothing like a rich oldie but goodie Would you do her ??

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Open Thread Re: Talking Shop v. Playing Dumb--and the Relative Advantages and Di

Do you think it works better to keep one's knowledge of strip clubs and how they operate close to the vest, or to let on that this ain't your first rodeo. I think the latter method, while potentially helping one…

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Lap dance - $20 and a bag of Cheetos.

http://detroit.cbslocal.com/2016/11/17/suspected-prostitute-busted-after-demanding-50-and-nachos-from-undercover-cop/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

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Final Table !!!

https://www.instagram.com/p/BM6-IofAbNq/ Wish me luck guys I entered a $30 MTT online on America's Card room and I'm the chip leader on the final table Already locked up $100 ish Chance to win $2,000 Wish me luck

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Why these schedules for dancers

Usually the schedules are like Tuesday,Thursday and Saturday Or Wednesday,Friday

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Weekly club visits

Currently this week I've been to this one strip club Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday. I'm debating going there again today. Dancer quality has been on fire this week. What's the most number of times/days you've ever been to the SAME club…

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My conversation with a dancer

Dancer: "What do you do in your free time?" Me: "I stalk hot young women." Dancer: "Really? I enjoy walks in the park or going to the movies with friends." Me: "I know."

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We should get paid to shit at McDonald's

The thread js69 posted with the pics of fast food signs proves that... they recycle shit and sell it as food. One sign says "come in and poop" The next one says "try our new crap"

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Best Clubs in Phoenix

Hey Guys and Girls, I am going to be in Phoenix Nov 30 to Dec 06. Wondering if anyone can point me to the best clubs in the area with what we all want if you catch the drift! Thanks…

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Got to love google lol

So I was browsing google images and in my search this girl came up. I thought I'd share my findings. Not sure who she is but in my opinion she's got the perfect body wish I looked like her. I'm…

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What Do TUSCLer Get at McDonalds?

CrazyJoe gets chicken McNuggets SJG gets biscuits and gravy, hold the biscuits Larryfisherman gets a kids meal with a "girl" toy Juice gets 1 of everything on the menu Papi gets the mcrib sandwich JS69 gets a mcflurry because he always has…

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BP

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/ct-backpage-website-sex-trafficking-case-20161116-story.html

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pictures old and new

here are some pics sorry for the quality i will take better ones later. http://s410.photobucket.com/user/DirtyDiana133/library/Mobile%20Uploads?sort=3&page=1

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Fastest run to a strip club

http://www.foxnews.com/auto/2016/11/16/oklahoma-speeder-caught-at-208-mph.html Wow, I wonder how he souped up his Mustang. I had 2 back in the 90's, I forget the top end of them, stock 5.0, sticks on both. I doubt I got either one over 145…

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The perfect ass for a LDK

https://www.instagram.com/p/BM32MytDgV4/

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I'm going to order some cheesy tits

and then stop to poop at McDonalds. But I will never order the Anus Pounder. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3942436/Hilarious-misspelled-fast-food-signs-boast-grub-looks-appetising.html

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Been a while

It's been a while I've missed coming on here. :) Any way I finally had my daughter. It was an average pace labor but was rough. I had a lot of issues. I have lost almost all the baby weight I…

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Sick Strippers

My CF texted me to ask for a ride to work. She was too sick to work on Monday, and she could only work 2 hours on Tuesday before going home. She has the flu. She…

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Dancers and Their Club Boyfriend

Today I found out via Facebook at a club I frequent that one of the dancers is with one of the managers/doorman. She is attractive, I'd rate her an 8, but I've never gotten a dance from her, been…

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A girl talks about why sucking dick with braces is bad idea

John Smith approved lol https://youtu.be/jEw48zoNrMA

Politics

OT: the electoral college

Perhaps I shouldn't be trying to bring reality into the current trollfest, which has really made me LOL. However, I thought I'd point out that MrDeuce is wrong when he says abolishing the electoral college (no disrespect). There is actually a…

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New Haven club shooter gets 67 years for Erika Robinson’s murder, injuring 5 oth

"This ‘morally correct family man’ went into a strip club with a loaded firearm in his underwear, casually approached Mr. Brumsey, shot him in the side and continued to shoot at him,” Pepper said. “He intended to kill Brumsey but…

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Joanna Krupa sues Tampa strip club for using her image without permission to pro

I don't know who she is, but she's not bad looking. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3940164/Joanna-Krupa-sues-Tampa-strip-club-using-image-without-permission-promote-dance-shower-shows.html

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i've always wondered...do SC dancers recall or acknowledge QUICKIE bareback sex?

has anyone on here ever asked a dancer directly if she remembers? i've been meaning to ask...just to know.. lemme know if y'all have a similar story: so there's this dancer i've known at least a decade. (i haven't seen her recently--probably…

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Moving to Vegas

After massive research in the next 2-4 years..5 at its longest I will be moving to Vegas as a professional poker player in Limit Holdem. Vegas and Los Angels has the most regular and highest stakes of Limit holdem plus…

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OT: Gwen Iffil Passes

PBS news anchor Gwen Iffil passed away from cancer on Nov 14 at age of 61 - RIP

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if you found out your SC has tranny night, would you keep going for hetro night?

At one of my not-my-reg SC I goto, but I've gotten extras in the semi-private LD area, and even a OTC date last week with a stripper from the club. It is open Tuesday through Sat. I always wondered why…

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68 + 214 = 69?

Title says it all! LOL!

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Doogie is mistaken when he says that I hate Trump. How could anybody hate somebo

www.zooborns.com/.a/6a010535647bf3970b010535b4bc75970c-pi Clearly his momma loved him! I just think it is irresponsible to elect a non-human president, even if they were cute when they were young. Apparently Doogie, Mikey, and the other conservadudes disagree. Why do Doogie, Mikey, and the conservadudes…

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Melania......

Married Donald for tons of money......now is First Lady. Pretty good for a sugar baby

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Carlie Jo

Are any of you guys familiar with Carlie Jo? She's the owner of a coffee shop in Washington, her shop is one of those where the baristas wear pasties. Anyway she has a fantastic body, man would I love…