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40 Facts About Chuck Norris

1. Death once had a near-Chuck experience 2. Chuck Norris played Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun. And won. 3. There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because no one crosses Chuck Norris and…

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Kim Kardashian braless pix

I know people like to hate on Kim, but these braless pictures of her are out-fucking-standing! http://www.taxidrivermovie.com/taxi/115182/kim-kardashian

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Strippers crossing their legs!

Do u see a lot of strippers sitting with their legs crossed in the clubs ? In my clubs I always do and I wonder sometimes if they are trying to show off their legs cause their legs are…

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Strippers crossing their legs!

Do u see a lot of strippers sitting with their legs crossed in the clubs ? In my clubs I always do and I wonder sometimes if they are trying to show off their legs cause their legs are…

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Friday Funnies!!!

https://beartales.me/2014/04/27/really-really-dirty-jokes/

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Bras

Whether you're a woman or a straight man, taking a bra off is likely to be one of the highlights of your day.

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HungryGiraffe exposed.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/giraffe-san-diego_us_57e3e7eee4b08d73b82fccfd?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

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They wanted to rob pizza guy ,guess who showed up

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/09/23/they-wanted-to-rob-the-pizza-guy-they-didnt-expect-a-250-lb-ex-nfl-linebacker-to-deliver-the-pie/?ref=yfp

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We Won't Have to Work for It Much Longer

Real women will be obsolete soon: https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2016/09/23/sexbots-are-poised-to-bypass-the-uncanny-valley/

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how much does it cost to have a CF/ATF/DS

So I know there's people like me and papi who like to see many different women and not stick to one ALL night. But then there's the rest of ya with your cfs' and your atfs, etc etc. Including everything…

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Feel Good Friday

Man the news has sucked this week, we've had so many important and somewhat depressing discussions on here too this week. So let's be positive for once - got any good plans this weekend? I'm ordering pizza tonight, cracking open a…

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Depresing to watch the news...

With all this BS in the news I am watching it is crazy what is happening to this country. I for one have dated black men in the past and would in the future. I hate to see the way…

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What to do in NYC at 4AM.

http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/brooklyn/underground-strip-club-operates-bushwick-apartment-article-1.2802532

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'Never!': Rob Kardashian vows his daughter will not become a stripper like Blac

This seems hypocritical, but every man is a hypocrite where his daughter is concerned. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3802398/Rob-Kardashian-vows-daughter-not-stripper-like-Blac-Chyna-visit-old-club-preview-Rob-Chyna.html

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This Follies trip

I'm looking forward to reading about stories of Papi Chulo working as the official translator and Ambassador of lap dance negotiations.

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Worth the trip

I like the palomino. Yes they have drinks and full nudity, but more importantly I like clubs with a variety of girls, and they have it. 1st tip - there is a local casino about…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Always dependable

If all else fails, I can always depend on good ole' Baby Dolls in Dallas. It was my third visits and I feel like my experience is getting better and better. As far as the…

Bucks Platinum Columbus

Columbus, Ohio

Not for Me

This was one of the last clubs in Columbus to which I had not been, so I decided to rectify that. The parking lot was packed at 11. Cars were double parked in some places.…

Leather and Lace

Gastonia, North Carolina

Trying to find diamond in rough

I pop in this place ever now in then hoping to find the diamond in the rough but usually leave disappointed.This club has gone down hill in recent years so far as quality of dancers…

Columbus Gold

Columbus, Ohio

Club Blue Balls

I came in after a brief and unsatisfactory visit to Centerfold, thinking I had only an hour or so in which to have a little fun. Come to find out, however, that they are open…

Déjà Vu Ypsilanti

Ypsilanti, Michigan

Lights on but no one home...

Had a little bit of extra time while in Ann Arbor so drove the 15 minutes to visit this club in Ypsilanti. Realizing it was a weekday and in the afternoon, I expected the…

Blackjack's Gentlemen's Club

South Elgin, Illinois

Worst club ever! Please read reviews before you go!

Worst one I ever visited, period. See all the reviews and dont go in there and waste ur time and money, which they will take u for nothing! its a ripoff! Girls are not that…

Alpine Gentleman's Club

Syracuse, New York

Seemed pretty good

I tagged along on a trip here as a part of a bachelor party. The dancers generally looked good in the 6-8 range, Natasha was the best looking one by a long shot! I didn't…

BX Club (Beyond Xpectations)

Atlantic City, New Jersey

Actually pretty good

Upon entry the bouncers are pretty cool, but they have a job to do. You have to check your phone ($2) and then cover charge ($20) with the usual pat down. Inside is…

JR's Cabaret

Bronx, New York

Slow and steady

This is a seedy club in an industrial section of the BX. Entry is $14 which covers your "two drink minimum" (full nude so it's a juice bar) The girls are a reliable mix of…

Centerfolds

Worcester, Massachusetts

Hit or miss

When this club is good, it's a great, relaxing experience. When it's not, it's really really not. As most have mentioned, this club is physically disappointing. It's too dark, and most of the dancers aren't great. But…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

More fun in Atlanta

I've started to schedule my ATL flights later in the day so I can enjoy some day shift fun at Follies. As everyone knows, this is the only day shift club that has…

Luckys Cabaret

Vernon, Connecticut

Monday Visit

The last time I stopped in this place was over two and a half years ago. Nothing appears to have changed physically and I suspected it was quite quiet when I arrived. It was a…

Cheetah Gentlemen's Club

Lexington, Kentucky

Monday Night Football special

I have gone here the last few monday nights for week 1 and 2 of the nfl season. A 7$ cover charge gets you in the door. I enjoyed the $15 domestic bucket of beers…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

Good option on Bourbon Street

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club is a good not great option on Bourbon Street. Its a smaller club with a brick back patio area and an upstairs VIP area that opens up so that people upstairs…

John's Hot Spot

Ypsilanti, Michigan

Visit to the Hot Spot

i make it to john's hot spot at least a couple times a year. It's the closet club to my house for one reason. Another reason is that I feel comfortable there. I fully…

Player's Gentlemen's Club

Detroit, Michigan

Tuesday Trip

I had nothing to do Tuesday afternoon so I decided to make a trip to players. Valet parking is always standard but no cover charge during the day. I walked in and was…

Rick's Cabaret

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Solid place since remodel. I'm impressed...

Solid place since remodel. I'm impressed by the talent of girls here - typically more attractive than the other clubs in Pittsburgh. Most are not very pushy in terms of forcing private dances. Fully nude…

Diamond Cabaret

Denver, Colorado

Disapointing visit

Me and a coworker were downtown for a grand opening for a customer and it was lame so we decided to stop by. We arrived about 6pm and it was dead. We were…

Scarlett's Cabaret Denver

Denver, Colorado

Just a quick visit

Stopped by with about 45 minutes to kill between work appointments. It was pretty busy for a Hump Day afternoon. 3.00 cover, I went in grabbed some one's and hit the stage.…

Lady Godiva's

Tulsa, Oklahoma

Updated review

when I wrote my first review, It was a very biased view since that was the only club i went to for a while....but upon visiting other clubs, this is the new review. The club is…

Elite Cabaret Gentleman's Club

Tempe, Arizona

what I expected

Everyone knows the layout so I'll just go to the girls. just like dream palace this place is pressure sales central with little in return. They immediately try to get you to the back and…

BT's Gentlemen's Club

South Miami, Florida

Sunday Funday

I got to BT's a little too early on a Sunday night around 8-9pm. There was maybe two dancers there - I'm guessing they had just opened. It was very Smokey - very poor ventilation…

Dream on Saloon

Portland, Oregon

D O S

Well, I had to check this one off of my list and I was in the neighborhood so I stopped by for a beer. 3 dancers on shift, all older & not attractive.…

Lamplighter II

Millbury, Massachusetts

relapse

It is truly sad to see how a club can suddenly get good, and then screw it up and revert to a sub-par venue. Three or four months ago the Lamp got hot; several…

Fantasies

Keyport, New Jersey

It's slipping again

Had been to fantasies quite a few times in the spring and early summer and had a great time. Nice looking dancers and decent lap dances. Was gone during July and August so I…

Tiffany's Dolls

Boardman, Ohio

Was out golfing with some buddies...

Was out golfing with some buddies last Friday and ended up here to close the evening out. Hadn't been here in a few years. The outside is still pretty bland looking. Lots…

Showplace Gentlemen's Club

Dover, New Jersey

Best bet in this area of NJ

Easy going atmosphere. No dress code. No cover charge. Drinks are reasonable. Lots of pretty latina girls here. A few Russians. Like the title says this is the best you'll find in this area of…

Vegas Strip Gentlemen's Club

Battle Creek, Michigan

Nice atmosphere & chill girls... but just didn't find what I was looking for.

Got to the club a little after 10pm on a Thu night. $5 to get in. Probably a couple dozen patrons inside already, but it didn't seem too busy. The club itself…

Club Madonna

Miami Beach, Florida

Save your time and money

I recently moved to South Beach and have been seeing advertisements for Madonna all over the place and had walked by it alot. Decided to check it out one day when I had some time…

The Hardware Store

Watertown, Wisconsin

My 2nd Visit To The Hardware Store

This is my second review of the Hardware store. The first time my wife and I went, this time I stopped by myself on the way back home from a model shoot in Kenosha. I…

DG's Club

Dallas, Texas

Interesting Visit

So as someone that doesn't really fit the demographic of this club, I decided to roll in anyway because I've been very into the AA girls lately, and wanted to check this out from some…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Always Solid

So before I had to make it to an appointment, I swung by BDDs cause it was close by and I had an hour or so to burn. As usual, day shift action can…

Omar's

Lansing, Michigan

Enjoyed at Omars

Went to Omar's on Tuesday night around 9 pm. Not many girls were there at that time. The club seemed little empty but that was good for me because i got great attention. The drinks…

Night Trips Tulsa

Tulsa, Oklahoma

Found a favorite

I have to go to Tulsa everyone once in awhile, and I've found my favorite dancer in Tulsa! I typically stop in here at least one night during my trip, and I ran across…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Good time

I have been visiting this club for a while. Both at days and nights. From my experience, day time visits are definitely better. They are more regular girls and they know how to make customers…

World Famous Showgirls

Sydney, New South Wales

Kings Cross: Not what it used to be...sadly.

The Cross, as it is known to Sydneysiders, is not what it used to be...sadly! What used to be a seedy, fun-loving haunt for mongers, perverts and those high on life, is now a dead,…

Fantasy

Hammond, Indiana

Gave it another shot for day shift, was worth it

I went last month in the evening & was disappointed with lack of selection + super high VIP cost. Saw on here that everyone recommended going back long before 7 pm. They were right. Got there…

Club Fantasy

North Charleston, South Carolina

What a night

When I first arrived it was about 1:15. My husband and I were looking for a club in the area. Parking lot is pretty well lit with security at the door ready to search you.…

Erotic Cafe

Pennsauken Township, New Jersey

Dancers were meh but frisky.

My second time here, but my first time a few months ago was so forgettable that I couldn't even write a decent review for TUSCL by the time I had time to write it. So…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Continues to disappoint

Landed at PHL and picked up my car at a parking facility just down the street. On West Coast time so decided to pop in and check out the talent. $5 cover, security guy does…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Friday at Flight Club

Was passing through Detroit and decided to visit this club. I have been here off and on for 10 yrs, the first time I was here it was number 1 or 2 on the TUSCL…

The Mouse's Ear

Johnson City, Tennessee

Visit

I was in town working and was bored so I decided to to go out. Googled and found this place and it was great! Cover charge wasn't bad at all. I had a six pack…

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Edit button, we need a delete button too

Sorry for the triple post, not even sure how I did that.

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Was Keith Lamont Scott killed for simply expressing his right to open carry?

One Heck of an article. North Carolina is an open carry carry state. Gregory Wallace, a law professor at Campbell University in Raleigh, asserts the police had no right to detain, even briefly, Scott (let alone order Scott to drop…

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Was Keith Lamont Scott killed for simply expressing his right to open carry?

One heck of an article, very sobering. North Carolina is an open carry carry state. Gregory Wallace, a law professor at Campbell University in Raleigh, asserts the police had no right to detain Scott (let alone order Scott to drop…

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Was Keith Lamont Scott killed for simply expressing his right to open carry?

One heck of an article, very sobering. North Carolina is an open carry carry state. Gregory Wallace, a law professor at Campbell University in Raleigh, asserts the police had no right to detain Scott (let alone order Scott to drop…

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It Warms My Heart Sometimes When a Stripper Tells the Truth

I went to the club to see a particular dancer tonight. Shortly after I get there and texted her to say where the fuck are you, I get a return text begging for money. But of course, its…

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Follies visit

Great day at Follies today(Thu). Thisoldmanplayed1 was visiting me and we drove to the club together. RTP was there along with snowtime, Magicrat, VeryBigDawg and Papi_Chulo. The 7 of us kept the girls busy and I wound up taking my…

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rickdugan is a fag!

Lol!

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Lessons from an extras session:

It's true: everything is about sex, except sex; sex is about power. She started negotiations at $600 (-$100 for the club), I bargained her down to $300. She was only sucking my dick. She wouldn't give…

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Locker room gossip

Do strippers talk about customers amongst themselves (other strippers)? There's a new stripper at my local fav club. She has the potential to become my new CF. I go to this club regularly, so all the strippers know me there and…

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The Three Stooges Are Missing

Where are: Motörhead - Moe Crazyjoe - Larry Juice - Curly

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500 million yahoo accounts stolen

Yahoo says 500 million accounts stolen http://money.cnn.com/2016/09/22/technology/yahoo-data-breach/index.html?category=technology On the other day somebody posted that they got email to change passwors.That was legit.I also got email.

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Steve Kerr on Kaepernick

http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nba/2016/09/21/steve-kerr-golden-state-warriors-colin-kaepernick-protests/90806162/ He supports his cause. Also, it sounds like the Warriors may possibly do some sort of protest, although that's just speculation on my part.

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Tired of meltdowns

Yet another meltdown by another chick that was a good provider. I thought I was in luck when the chick decided, on a whim, that she wanted me to take her to another club (my choice) before the main…

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i miss American staff, happy ending massage parlors

i can't get jiggy with asian staff massage parlors. tried it, don't like 'em. i loved american staff happy ending, mutual nude massage parlors. they're all gone around here. replaced by all asian staffs now. i loved talking to my fellow…

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spin. share your favorite stripper is a rookie stories here

what are some of your favorite "stripper was a rookie" stories?

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How do you rate her

How do you rate Kendall Jenner? She is top 5 super model now. http://www.bustle.com/articles/110541-kendall-jenners-nyfw-2015-runway-looks-varied-from-somber-to-sweet-photos

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Not all strippers are ROB

So I was at the stripper club one day and I had broken my glasses days before so I couldn't see properly. Not sure why I even bothered when they would have just been delivered in two days but whatever.…

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Rapper Shawty Lo, 40, dies in fiery car crash after visiting Atlanta strip club

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3800221/Rapper-Shawty-Lo-40-dies-fiery-car-crash-visiting-Atlanta-strip-club-leaving-11-children-10-different-women-behind.html

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

nice surprise way down in Kokomo

Was hesitant to make the detour to kokomo but had read decent reviews. Got there about 1 hour before closing. Biggest dislike was that there is no private area at all. Pool table on one…

ShowGirl 1

Fort Wayne, Indiana

Left haning by Raven for 3 hours.

I wont say a lot - really left pissed. I had about 8 dances with Raven at Showgirls III about 6 months ago. Awesome!! Worst part is the bouncer stand right in the middle on…

Bar Exxxotica

Montréal, Quebec

Off the main strip in Monteal

Bar Exxxotica is not on Ste. Catherine St. like many of the clubs in Montreal, it is on Parc Ave. It is not too far by cab is you are in the city for…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Awesome

I remember going here while ago probably 4 years ago. I like this place , the looks for most girls are a 8 or 9. They are friendly. What ever type you like…

The Lodge

Dallas, Texas

Overrated

This review is a composite of a couple of recent afternoon visits. I usually prefer going to Babydolls just up the street, but it has recently been over taken by Cuban dancers which trash up…

Diva's Gentlemens Club

Lexington, Kentucky

Diva's

I stopped in at Diva’s in Lexington slightly before 7pm on a Thursday evening. No one was taking the cover so I walked in. There were 6 or 7 guys at the bar…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Gorgeous Women and a good price

Anyone who lives in Arizona should know of Bourbon Street. It probably has the most beautiful dancers out of all the local clubs working here. Three poles we the main stage being the only active…

Trophy Club

Greenville, South Carolina

A nice club made nicer by Hannah

I stopped in on a Wednesday night and there where about a dozen or so customers with around 10 dancers. A lot of open space in this club and it is not used well.…

Dixie's Gentlemen's Club

DeLand, Florida

Odd Sunday, Chill Monday

This review covers two brief visits - a Sunday night and the afternoon of the next day. On a Sunday night, I struck out at that club near the beach but I remembered this one wasn't…

Boogie Nights

Harvey, Illinois

$70

Went to Chicago to sell some crack and decided to stop at Arnies. When you walk in, there is a bar to the right. A sunk in stage to the left. All black skank hoes.…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

Worth another try

Hadn't been here in a while and the visit to another place closer to the mouse house just left me looking for more. Arrived maybe 1545. $5 cover, $5 bottled water. Another $5 would have…

Golden Dragon Exotic Club

Portland, Oregon

Nice Selection of Young Girls

Being a Juice bar, many of the dancers are quite young and new to the industry. This can be an exciting change of pace. There are also some very acrobatic and professional dancers…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

Same ole' club

I last visited Sundowner in 2008 when it was constantly on the TUSCL top ten list. This visit the club looked the same - just eight years older and very tired. As I…

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, Texas

Saturday afternoon diversion

This is consistently the nicest club in Austin. Clean, glitzy and most importantly the hottest girls. If I had one general ding on this club it is that sometimes I come in here and it's…

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

Not my type

Stopped in because of the comments that Jen's was temporarily closed and the Jen's girls were going to OGD and there were lots to choose from and lots of competition. About 5 girls working…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

Mostly about the lapdance

I visited three times, all on Wednesday afternoons about 2:00 PM. The club is really dark, so upon entry I needed to take a couple minutes for my eyes to adjust. I was pleasantly surprised…

Avenues

Jackson, Michigan

Avenue's at 6:30 pm, Tuesday

Was in Jackson, so had to go to Avenues and see my FAV , C. Got there same dumpiness in and out with fee limited parking. Seemed to be two or three girls…

Red Garter Saloon

Key West, Florida

Very Couple Friendly

This was our second club of the night after Teasers. The Red Garter was much better There was free entry, though I don't know if it was because I was with my girlfriend or not. There were…

Big Daddy's

New Orleans, Louisiana

Dont waste your time.

With all the other quality strip clubs in New Orleans do not waste your time on this one. There were about five girls working and none of them very attractive . The…

Sensations

Inola, Oklahoma

Better thus time

I found myself nearby to Sensations in Inola again on a Monday night in early August. I couldn't pass up this opportunity to see some naked ladies again. Initially I found to atmosphere…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

My First Visit to Electric Blue

Relative newb here, I stopped for the first time after driving by its exit off I-84 many times. It's easy to get to with plenty of parking and other stores right nearby, so nothing at…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

Best in Denver

I have gone to this place a few times a year for over a decade. The best part is the $2 lap dances at the stages, you get a really good idea about what you…

Rachel's Show Bar

Reynoldsburg, Ohio

Enjoyed myself

I have been here multiple times. Most of the girls are of average or better looks. Dances will cost $50 - $100 depending on how long you want to be in the back.…

Rumors

Forest Park, Georgia

I want my money back

After 45 minutes of waiting, the guy next to me looked at me and asks "Yo,where them girls bro?". I saw about 4 sitters. Calling them dancers would be demeaning to other dancers. They just…

Vixens

Fort Myers, Florida

First time back to Scarlett's since...

First time back to Scarlett's since last season. Definitely an improvement over early 2016. 6 to 8 months ago the number and quality of girls was much lower compared to what I found on…

Rebelz Club

Moshannon, Pennsylvania

Not Bad for the middle of Nowhere!

This club is in the middle of nowhere in Moshannon, PA outside of Snow Shoe, PA. Small club, didn't have Air Conditioning the night I went and it was hot - so I was…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Short visit

I was in the area on Tuesday night so I stopped in for a quick visit. Parking lot didn't look too full. When I walked in I had to empty all my pockets…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

My Favorite Club

Visited for a work trip and became instantly overwhelmed at the number of beautiful, elegant women working at this club. Cover was $10. It was a little dark when I first walked in…

The Pony

Peoria, Illinois

Another good time

Been here several times over the years and they have changed the club a lot. Went in on a Friday night and had a few girls on shift. I did a dance special with a…

Dream Girls at Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Stress relief

Had heard about this Dreamgirls for a while. So when I found myself in the area, I thought I would give it a chance. For a Friday afternoon, the crowd was light. The girls…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Late Afternoon

I usually try BSC in the early afternoon, but this time it was from 5pm-6pm. It was different. The beer was still on special and the girls were hot. There was a $5 cover charge,…

The Lodge

Dallas, Texas

Not what I was expecting....

So I was in Dallas visiting a buddy for the weekend and had been reading reviews about Baby Dolls as well as The Lodge. The night before, I had gone to Baby Dolls and had a…

Tiffany's Dolls

Boardman, Ohio

What is going on

The place looks run down on the outside. I tried on a monday around 6 and the place wasnt open. So again today on a thursday at 6pm the place is not open. I tried…

Rick's Cabaret

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Awesome time

Came here after the steeler game sunday. Wait and bar staff were awesome! Got a lap dance from jasmine was excellent lots of touchy feely. Started with 3 songs/dances. Ended up doing about 9. Cute…

The Torch 2

Boise, Idaho

Don't show up early

Fully aware of dancers "hours" I tried to wait until after 9 to show up. I got thirsty and arrived at 8:30. No dancers were working! The bartender was cute and we chatted for a…

Tally Ho Gentlemens Club

Rochester, New York

Good mileage, small club

This was a very interesting club. This was the first time I have been to one where it's just basically a bar with the pole. Went in on a weeknight but the girls were…

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, New Jersey

Worth the visit

Travelled on a Tuesday afternoon and there were only about 1-3 ladies available for a private dance. The women are sitting in little booths and you are supposed to go behind the curtain to talk…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

Disappointed

This is usually my go to club when in NYC but the quality of the girls has kinda gone downhill. At least for the night that I was there. Regardless, I still get…

Sasnak

Topeka, Kansas

A dive with boobs

I stopped in after not going to Sasnak for a few months, ran into a dancer I've seen in clubs around Kansas for years, got some dances for $10 after $5 to the bar. Very…

Legends

Detroit, Michigan

Legends is back

After winning on the slots at the Greektown Casino I decided to take in some adult entertainment. Arrived just before midnight on a Wednesday parked on the street just a few feet from the front…

Bare Assets

Jacksonville, Florida

first time

Was in the area for a sale appointment that didn't end up happening. Decided to take the ride down Main Street for grins and giggles. No sooner than I passed on getting on 295…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Follies review

Today I visited Follies for the first time in several months. I went mainly because Shadowcat had suggested an informal get together among several TUSCL members who have previously met at a club. I arrived…

Crazy Horse Rock Hill

Rock Hill, South Carolina

Meh.. not my kind of place

Stopped by here on my way home one evening. It has been years since I've been inside. I haven't missed much. Waved on in by the door. This place is a…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

goodspot

this spot has been recomended to me before so i thought id give it a chance. i was a little nervous to risk the far drive but it was only a hour 1 1/2 round…

Cabaret Royale

Nashville, Tennessee

Visited here with a couple of friends after bar hopping.

I came to this location with a female and one male friend after midnight. The location was pretty easy to find. The parking was free, pretty convenient, and easy to get to other bars downtown…

The Lodge

Dallas, Texas

Not bad

Dancers were in high demand, but they often came over and sat down with us to chat and bs without being annoying. The building itself is full of hunting trophies and has a nice…

Rick’s Cabaret

Chicago, Illinois

Location location but Not worth the $$

Great location. Within 10-15 min cab ride from downtown. Stopped by club on Friday night around 11 Entry is $10 Club was packed. 10+of girls of,all different sizes and shapes. LOTS AND LOTS of customers. Drink…

Fantasy Shots

San Diego, California

Decent

Fantasy shots is small and not really your typical strip club. Parking lot is small and visible from the PCH if your concerned about privacy. The inside is dimly lit with a few couches while…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Decent experience

I bought the couples package and did not think it was worth it. We arrived on a wednesday evening and it was pretty dead. I did not see any 10s.. mostly 6s or 7s. The…

Harem

San Pedro Garza García, Nuevo León

Just ok

Went there on a wed night by myself since I was on business. Things are ok but not great, but prices are cheap and I did feel safe (something not to be taken for granted…

Horse Play

Forest Park, Georgia

Second visit

I had reviewed this club shortly after it reopened as Crazy Horse. Back then I found it to be beautiful but nothing but air dances. Wednesday a close friend came to visit me and he…

The Pony

Evansville, Indiana

Not a bad visit

So after a night of drinking my buddies and i decided to end the night at the Pony. The nice thing is that it is open until 5 AM so if you are trying…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

fridaynight

Was in Vegas for a convention two weeks back stayed at Palms and rented a car ,I decided to try Sapphire went on a Friday about eleven. Cover was steep at $45 bouncers and…

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, Illinois

Good vibes

It was my first ever time in a strip club and my buddies decided to take me for my birthday. They had discounted dances so i figured it was a good day to go. I…

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OT: Teacher (aka) Flag Stomper In Big Trouble

Fucking Idiot. Make a point another way to show the freedom of the 1st Amendment. http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2016/09/21/flag-stomping-teacher-has-no-regrets-wants-student-punished.html

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The best state for weed

The best selection off weed anywhere is Denver. Great selection, lots of competition, competitive prices with real sales. And out off state residents can now buy a full gram at every store. Not that id ever do

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Video that broke the Internet: Katee Life x 3 (plus bonus video)

I have previously posted videos of the busty and beautiful Katee Life (or Owens) dancing topless to "Roundabout" by Yes and "Radar Love" by Golden Earring. Today I have a special treat: *three* videos of Katee, in which…

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Who would you choose?

You are at the height of sexual desire, dying for release. At that moment you may choose to fuck any woman from your sexual past, and there is no risk off detection, disease or any other obstacle. She will…

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Funny strip club names

What are some funny strip club names? Not the old worn out jokes but some new ideas. For example, here's one for a strip club in the south: Tits with Grits

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New Orleans Strip Clubs Shutting Down?

Surprised to see this hasn't been discussed, from the article... "Five Bourbon Street-area strip clubs and bars had their alcohol permits temporarily pulled after a month-long undercover investigation found drug and prostitution violations, state authorities announced Tuesday (Oct. 27). The venues, located…

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Rookies....ugh!

I stopped in at this club for the first time in a couple of months. A favorite dancer I hadn't seen in 3 or 4 months came over and we spent some time catching up and getting dances. She…

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She's making me fucking crazy

Does anyone else get very intimate "selfies" sent to them from their OTC stripper? I get 2-3 per day. I swear she's trying to make me more obsessed than I may already be for her. It's definately working...

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Going All the Way

Last night I met a new dancer who, in my opinion, is a 9. Rebecca is a slim girl with long blonde hair and large natural boobs. Seeing her on stage, I forgot about the stripper who had…

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They say to buy gold and silver in case the dollar collapses.........

So then what? Can you walk into a 7/11 and buy some stuff with a krugerrand? Will your silver dimes and quarters be worth their weight in silver/ How would this work?

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OT: Death to Kaepernick

So to those who hate Kaepernick and all he stand for, good news...(I guess -_-), he's now been recieving death threats for his crazy outlandish idea to not stand for the National Anthem. Take a read or watch the clip. http://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nfl/kaepernick-says-he-has-received-death-threats/ar-BBwphVa?OCID=ansmsnnews11

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10 Most Explicit Town Names In America

Ballplay, Ala. Bigbone, Ky. Blue Ball Village, Md. Bone Steel, SD Comertown, Mont. Cooter, Mo. Dickshooter, Idaho Short Pump, Va. Sugar Tit, SC Wankers Corner, Ore. If you guys want to open a strip club but don't know where to open it, I'd suggest looking at these towns first.

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OT: Fun at a carwash.

Firemen here were holding a car wash in one of Detwaa's suburbs the other day. Some strippers showed up to augment the entertainment and were photographed laying on some of the firetrucks. Of course, someone got upset and…

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Stripper revolt: Dancers sue Tootsie’s over pay

Strippers of the world, unite! You have nothing to lose but your thongs! http://www.miamiherald.com/entertainment/ent-columns-blogs/jose-lambiet/article103009382.html

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Da or Nyet?

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/546986/Russian-babes-strip-tease-festival-naked-boobs-bum-striptease-sexy-video

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Portlandia: Strip Club Happy Hours

http://www.wweek.com/restaurants/2016/09/21/strip-club-happy-hours/

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abracadabra! you're a strip club owner, now. and i got 20 random questions for y

if i could make you a strip club owner overnight, i got random questions for you. feel free to answer whatever you want, not answer, or add to the questions in no particular order 1. would you like to be an owner…

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if you can, what'd be 3-5 SC theme night ideas you'd like to see

first of all, all my theme night ideas would occur during the week, on slow nights in no particular order 1. naked tuesdays - where for 1 night only per week or per month, every dancer goes nude. all night. no footwear…

Just Enuff Lounge

King of Prussia, Pennsylvania

Tiny and Off the beaten path

Very small club, almost a house turned business. First floor is a tiny bar, with a single pole stage in the back corner. Second floor are the dance rooms. Don't get dances if you have…

Palace In the Pines

Lowellville, Ohio

Rayna back and ready

Well the palace has brought back some former favorites and Rayna was on full stage with everything she has to offer . You get to see the goods for couple bucks on stage and the…

Different for NYC

As it's mentioned in other reviews you need membership to get in to these lap dance parties. It happens about 4 times a week all over the city , mostly midtown and downtown. The entrance…

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Questions about article submission

I have written a three-part series of articles about my checkered OTC career and submitted the first part about 10 days ago, on Sat 9/10. Should it have been published by now? Will I be notified by Founder…

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There's gold in those hills

With the drought in California, the streams have dried up and people are finding gold again. Lopaw, I have a strong urge to strike it rich. LOL Time for a trip to the Left Coast, Clubbing…

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Dallas Area - outside of city

Making a trip to Dallas. Sometimes these major cities.. the sc scene is much better if you go outside of the city.. to like a very neignoring city (examples: NYC, Chicago, St Louis). Anyone know if this is the case…

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What Juice once looked like.......

Before his full blown addictions to 4 Lokos, chackin wangs, chackin fangers, and other life distractions. http://mankindunplugged.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/fatmuscle.jpg

FKK Forum

What's On Your Bucketlist?

What's on your Bucketlist (not necessarily sexual wise) and what's stopping you from doing it? Off the top of my head it would be visiting a FKK club. What's stopping me is getting over there (slipping away for several days).…

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Old farts

In another topic I asked vm (vincemichaels) about his longevity on TUSCL. He came aboard in 2001, not long after me. I know sc (shadowcat) is listed as newer than me, but is only because he was once booted…

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that random SC night when you see and can't explain WTH some patrons are doing t

in this way: so i was in a dangerous 'hood black stripclub that i frequented once in the 90s, get there and on this particular night where the club normally has 2 small pool tables at the pool tables was…

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Hitting The Strip Club because it's your Birthday

What's the good and the bad about being at the strip club for your birthday? Is it better to go alone? Do you tell your ATF to meet you there? Do you rather your ATF is not there that night? Do…

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What would be your ideal/perfect night at the SC?

I know what the obvious standard answer might be on here, but when I asked myself this question, once recently, I was at first a little stumped because I didn't have a knee-jerk answer. I had to actually think about…

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I giggle at the thought of women falling in the toilet.

It's funny, because women call guys lazy for not putting the seat down, but they they are too lazy to look before they sit, because they assume it is down. You know what happens when you assume. It makes an…

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Anybody ever had there email account hacked?

I have an account with Yahoo and tonight I got a message from them that somebody had tried to hack my account but their safe guards prevented it from happening. They advised me to change my pass word and I…

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Sometimes you have to let strippers know exactly where they stand

The last 3 months I've in the midst of selling my house and buying a new one. So i've had to deal with closing cost..etc. As well as buying mostly all new furniture. So my money as been pretty tight…

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Nothing's hotter than a girl with her hair perfectly done give a a BJ

and when you look down upon her as her hair sways back and forth, super sexy. Looking up at you with dem big ol' eyes, hair perfectly wavy like she just got out the salon. Only weed can complete this…

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Girls wanting larger stage tips

Has anyone else noticed that dancers are looking for larger stage tips than they had in the past? I remember $1 being the norm but for the last couple years I've always given $2 when tipping at the stage.…

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Truck Stop Honeys

Today I saw some guys, East Indians, usually Sikhs, tending to their 18 wheeler. Many of them are left parked for days and days along industrial streets. Ever think about being a long distance trucker? I remember years back I ordered…

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would you like me to teach the laser eyes

rasputman used laser eyes to charm the zarina in russia. he didnt call them laser eyes because lasers werent invented yet and because he spoke russian but he had the laser eyes i am even better than rasputman with the laser…

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OT: More Trouble for BP

Dispatch ( Sent from http://www.dispatch.com/content/stories/editorials/2016/09/17/1-other-viewpoints-court-right-to-crack-backpage-com.html )

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Squandered my first offer for freebies

Despite the big language barrier, it became clear that she liked it fast and furious. At this point, it was impossible that they didn't hear us on the other side of the curtain. "AAAAAA! CI! CI! AAAAAAH!" she yelled, on…

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Can the discussion board subject font be bolded?

Can the discussion board subject font be bolded or changed? I'm getting old, bad eyes and can barely read the subject. Thanks

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Long distance relationship

My ATF left drug detox, spent an evening in a hotel with me and then moved to Florida. She calls or texts me 2 or 3 times a day and I still have most of her possessions in my cellar.…

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Ring, ring.

"Hello Kettle? This is Pot. You're black."

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Detroit Has a New Strip Club

yahoo.com/sports/photos/detroit-lions-cheerleaders-official-debut-000350700/ It's located at Ford Field. Looks like all that money they saved when Mega-Tron retired went to strippers instead of a new defensive line.

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Epic Fail: Taking a Civie Girl to a Strip Club

Sometimes things seem like such a good idea, and then you get there... I have been seeing a divorced MILF for several months. We live several hours apart and meet one weekend night once a month and have wall to…

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Which celebrities or adult stars have you seen at the SC?

I saw a professional NBA player (now retired) at a random SC around 5pm at a club that only offers table dances, not lapdances, and I think he was still playing at the time. He dropped by in a whirlwind…

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9 or 10s at 5k to half marathons

I see many girls who can be qualified as 9s and 10s during 5k races up to half marathons.Today I did a half marathon.Saw pretty girls with nice bodies.Wonder how do they get those bodies.

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Sugar Dating vs. regular providers

Hi, Sugar Dating is a rapidly growing industry with several sites servicing the industry. The biggest, SeekingArrangements (SA) seems to be going the way of BackPage, Craigslist, etc. as it has been overrun by bad elements - many are…

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regrettable night

So, I just blew a grand last night on a champagne room. No extras were had. I simultaneously feel stupid and angry at myself. Lessons learned: if she doesn't make it totally obvious and clear that there are extras in…

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A call from a former fav.

A dancer I contact with called me yesterday. Until about 5 years ago we hung out a few times and chatted often. She is in real need for cash and wanted to set up OTC. Not having seen her…

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Celebrity Hotness Contest: In-her-prime Beyonce vs In-her-prime Rihanna

Simple question: Who do you find hotter? Beyoncé in her prime or Rihanna in her prime? I've included a few images of each. Put another way, given a chance to spend a wild night in the sack with one of…

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MANHATTAN NY EXPLOSION

watching cnn now as they are covering an explosion that happened hours ago. earlier in the day my bro and i were talking about in several years moving there. after this, as well as events from 15 years ago maybe…

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What are you most known for on TUSCL?

What are you most known for on TUSCL? I guess I'm kind of known for making it rain. Shadowcat is known for the 2amers and Follies Johnsmith69 is known for the DS Let's kept it going, let's fill in the blank on what our…

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baker street.

just heard gerry rafferty's song Baker Street again. he says 'buying some land and giving up the booze and the one night stands'... . man he didn't get it.

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since when can't I tip the waitress?

What fresh hell is this? So I had a little time to kill this afternoon and was near an old fave club. Went in and wandered around. It being early afternoon on Saturday, it was fairly dead. And none of the…

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Phone Numbers

When you ask for a stripper's number, what percentage of the time does she give it to you? For me it's about 85%.

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Kate's my date.

https://www.yahoo.com/style/kate-middleton-style-file-blue-155628311.html Would you do her?

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AMP Madam Busted

FYI, if you frequent AMP's (as I have) you might be enabling this kind of exploitation: http://www.dispatch.com/content/stories/local/2016/09/17/woman-sentenced-for-making-immigrants-work-as-sex-slaves-at-massage-parlors.html?utm_medium=twitter&utm_source=twitterfeed#

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What is a Sloppy Joe?

This kid knows... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZJA9KsixpI

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Aging gracefully

Two guys grow up together but after college one moves to NY other to California. Every ten years they agree to meet in Chicago and play golf. They finish their round at age 30 and go to lunch. “Where you…

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I wonder if this guy knows ricktheturtle!

We haven't heard from any of the rickthezoo characters lately. I wonder if the turtle is friends with Diego the tortoise! www.france24.com/en/20160914-sexploits-diego-tortoise-save-galapagos-species

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Rules for Grandmas House

Her favorite word is shit! She now has dimentia so she forgets how many times she says shit! She collects junk food from the cafateria at the old folks home. Her table is a collection of candy bars, candy canes, cards, popcorn bags…