Well I asked for it!

Uh it's largely assumed one of those guys is dead.

I have multiple aliases. Some people say that some aliases which aren't mine are but nevertheless I do have some.

@shailynn: I think someone posted a link to his obituary so it's established.

Question is who is more likely to be next? RickyBoy due to his drinking and driving or zippy due to his excessive drug use?

I'd say it would be Juice because of too many "cheat days" during his diet

Or

Larryfishsticks gets run over by a bus after school

Or

LDK82 gets squished by a plus size dancer

Or

imamutt's ATF shoots him

Those are the most likely to die on tuscl.

Yup. Alucard is no longer amongst the living.

Next to die: killed when he tries to give his dumbass financial advice to a PLA soldier from the occupying force sent to rescue us from Trump's bumbling.

BOOM! Zippycup wins again!

Which conservadude will meet his doom at the hands o' da Chinese?

Well Dougsta is the best bet. But who knows? Could be Mikey...

Zippy to da Chinese: xie xie