Found another new diamond at the Playhouse

I've been attending the Playhouse for about a decade, and it is one of my all-time favorite clubs in the midwest. Unlike the Lincoln/Omaha bikini bars, the Playhouse is a nude club and culturally an entirely different world. It's the difference of Kansas and Oz, and we are not in Kansas anymore. The club is set off in the industrial sector south of Council Bluffs and east of Bellevue, and it boasts an industrial plant level of square footage indoors. After a quick ID check and handing over your $20, you are released into the main dance area. There are about 9 poles on a stage that is arranged like multiple plus signs (++++), so getting a stage seat is pretty easy. The number of poles active at a time is entirely dependent on how busy the club is. The setting is pretty utilitarian, with chairs apparently repurposed from a hotel convention center and bland walls. However, there are dazzling rows of programmed LED lights and walls of music videos (or even sports if there's a major game). The DJ plays all the popular club genres from rock to hip hop and dance, while the volume is immersive without being annoying. My heart always begins to race when I hear the bass bump as I approach the club entrance.

Now for the reason you crossed the river. The Playhouse girls are beautiful and highly entertaining. There's a wide range of appearances, anywhere from 6's to 10's, so it's best to be patient and watch the rotation once before making a snap judgement. Also, the best dancers are on the weekends. I'd say the average is a 7.5, but the 9's and 10's are what get you addicted to this place. Over the decade I've been a patron I've met girls who have been invited to Playboy parties, a Playboy Cybergirl of the month, and multiple girls with X-rated level curves (both enhanced and natural). At the Playhouse, you can still lay down a token dollar and receive a quality stage dance without getting condescending looks. Dancers regularly tease their breasts across the tippers face or show their kitties during stage dances. And while the Playhouse itself is BYOB, you can purchase beer at the "beer barn" next door if you didn't plan ahead. There are multiple VIP options: a $25 dance where only she can touch you, a $40 (well, two for $80 with VIP band included) topless touch dance, or a $50 nude no touch dance (It's no touch because by Iowa law you can either be nude or touch but not both together). My personal preference and recommendation would be for the $40 topless touch dances. You can see her kitty on stage and I'd much rather have a hands-on experience. As always, YMMV, so seeing who has fun with a stage dance will help you find an enthusiastic dancer. The dancers are very comfortable with the full touch dances--but there are video monitors and you must follow the anywhere-but-the-kitty rule unless you want a phalanx of bouncers tossing your ass out.

The girl I met on Saturday was making her monthly visit from out of state. She had an amazing hourglass with pert 34DD breasts and a derriere with just the right amount of cushion. She did all my favorite lap dance moves, teasing her breasts across my face and lap and grinding her ass on my lap. I shamelessly cupped her breasts, teased her nipples, and squeezed her ass through her lace panty. She seemed quite responsive to my touch and I was definitely working on controlling my breathing by the end of the last dance.