What if...

Nobody did any reviews?

I took a shit at McD's

Yeah, we know, crazyjoe, the bathroom there just made the EPA Superfund list. :(

My favorite strippers are all faithful to me. That's how Detroit strippers roll.

Brilliant!

This bitch fucks you up something awful.

Yeah, not what I signed up for but she also fucks me up awful good. The crazy ones are the most fun.

...she really was telling the truth about only fucking me, and no one else?