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No San Jose Guy? Hallelujah!!!!!

shailynn
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They never tell you what you need to know.

8 yrs ago · 1 min read

Did he drop his cellphone while riding his Huffy bike and now he can’t access the Internet?

Did Mamisan successfully get internet access cut off to San Jose Guys moms basement?

Did he get arrested when he chained himself to a garbage can outside of a Starbucks in San Jose while he was protesting the legalization of a man being able to marry a goat?

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BBBC

He got scared of me

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BBBC

He choked hard on my throbbing cock

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ime

Didn't gravy boy post yesterday? Maybe he inhaled too much of his own chloroform and is taking a long nap

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shailynn

He could be in a pasture somewhere chasing a goat around because he got his dick stuck in it and has to go wherever it goes.

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ime

Did he get the gerbil out of his ass, before he tried fuck the goat or is it still up there?

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Uprightcitizen

Nurse Ratched took away his computer time after he was caught scribbling rants in the institutions old computer books and practicing front room action with a catatonic patient.

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warhawks

Who?

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tumblingdice

Naw,he's at Good Will Christmas shopping.

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JohnSmith69

Some girl that he raped finally had him arrested

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san_jose_guy

Shailynn, still hoping he can convince his mom to let him out of her attic, at least before he completes jr. high school.

I just saw a girl ridding a Huffy bike. It was yellow. And no they don't smush the stays and spot weld them to the dropouts anymore. Or at least its not as blatant anymore. They're looking nicer now.

Based in Dayton Ohio.

SJG

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shailynn

Never gets old making fun of SJG.

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JimGassagain

Sometimes SJG is busy trying to get front room makeout sessions going on at the local Viet coffee shop. The elder family members have to act as security whenever he patrons their place.

This is what SJG means when he states he's "involved in local politics at the ground level", which really means he's only annoying everybody he meets. This is what he means by going against the grain to make change, only thing is the change he is creating is only to exterminate his kind of behavior.

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DoctorPhil

@JimGassagain "This is what SJG means when he states he's "involved in local politics at the ground level", which really means he's only annoying everybody he meets."

more specifically he means he has been screaming at the homeless again and then spooning with bag ladies on park benches after he has got them drunk on a bottle of Ripple

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shailynn

^^^^ and when even a drunk, unconscious, homeless bag lady rejects SJG he then goes after the goats.

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DoctorPhil

^^^^ according to san_jose_guy, “the sleepy time rapist,” ether and duct tape make the need for consent unnecessary

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shailynn

^^^ is that where LeBron buys all the bikes that he donates to the kids in Akron each year? I hear SJG is there every year trying to get a new purple Huffy bike, but always gets rejected when the organizers say

"Sorry sir, these bikes are for kids 12 and under. Hey Lil Fishsticks, what color bike would you like?"

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JimGassagain

Mmmmm......

The ladies luv that Ripple!

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san_jose_guy
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san_jose_guy

Beyonce presented Colin Kaepernick with the Muhammad Ali Legacy Award Tuesday night

She keeps herself nice looking too!

SJG

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JimGassagain

SJG drinks ripple!

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shadowcat

I remember Ripple from the 70's but who the hell is this SJG person?

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san_jose_guy
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san_jose_guy

Who the hell is Ripple, and who the hell is shadowcat?

SJG

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san_jose_guy

ICE Raids At 7-11 Stores abc7news.com

Dave Cortese is a really good guy. I very much wanted him to become Mayor of San Jose. He almost did.

SJG

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