No San Jose Guy? Hallelujah!!!!!

shailynn
They never tell you what you need to know.
Did he drop his cellphone while riding his Huffy bike and now he can’t access the Internet?

Did Mamisan successfully get internet access cut off to San Jose Guys moms basement?

Did he get arrested when he chained himself to a garbage can outside of a Starbucks in San Jose while he was protesting the legalization of a man being able to marry a goat?

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BBBC
7 years ago
He got scared of me
BBBC
7 years ago
He choked hard on my throbbing cock
ime
7 years ago
Didn't gravy boy post yesterday? Maybe he inhaled too much of his own chloroform and is taking a long nap
shailynn
7 years ago
He could be in a pasture somewhere chasing a goat around because he got his dick stuck in it and has to go wherever it goes.
ime
7 years ago
Did he get the gerbil out of his ass, before he tried fuck the goat or is it still up there?
Uprightcitizen
7 years ago
Nurse Ratched took away his computer time after he was caught scribbling rants in the institutions old computer books and practicing front room action with a catatonic patient.
warhawks
7 years ago
Who?
tumblingdice
7 years ago
Naw,he's at Good Will Christmas shopping.
JohnSmith69
7 years ago
Some girl that he raped finally had him arrested
san_jose_guy
7 years ago
Shailynn, still hoping he can convince his mom to let him out of her attic, at least before he completes jr. high school.

I just saw a girl ridding a Huffy bike. It was yellow. And no they don't smush the stays and spot weld them to the dropouts anymore. Or at least its not as blatant anymore. They're looking nicer now.

https://www.huffybikes.com/mens-cruiser-…

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/81…

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Huffy

Based in Dayton Ohio.

SJG
shailynn
7 years ago
Never gets old making fun of SJG.
JimGassagain
7 years ago
Sometimes SJG is busy trying to get front room makeout sessions going on at the local Viet coffee shop. The elder family members have to act as security whenever he patrons their place.

This is what SJG means when he states he's "involved in local politics at the ground level", which really means he's only annoying everybody he meets. This is what he means by going against the grain to make change, only thing is the change he is creating is only to exterminate his kind of behavior.
DoctorPhil
7 years ago
@JimGassagain "This is what SJG means when he states he's "involved in local politics at the ground level", which really means he's only annoying everybody he meets."

more specifically he means he has been screaming at the homeless again and then spooning with bag ladies on park benches after he has got them drunk on a bottle of Ripple
shailynn
7 years ago
^^^^ and when even a drunk, unconscious, homeless bag lady rejects SJG he then goes after the goats.
SirLapdancealot
7 years ago
^ consenting and sleeping goats of course
DoctorPhil
7 years ago
^^^^ according to san_jose_guy, “the sleepy time rapist,” ether and duct tape make the need for consent unnecessary
shailynn
7 years ago
^^^ is that where LeBron buys all the bikes that he donates to the kids in Akron each year? I hear SJG is there every year trying to get a new purple Huffy bike, but always gets rejected when the organizers say

"Sorry sir, these bikes are for kids 12 and under. Hey Lil Fishsticks, what color bike would you like?"
JimGassagain
7 years ago
Mmmmm......

The ladies luv that Ripple!
san_jose_guy
7 years ago
Brock Turner, convicted of sexual assault, asks for new trial
http://www.rocketcitynow.com/news/nation…

Any thoughts?

SJG

Jeff Beck ft/ Rosie Oddie, 2017
http://www.rocketcitynow.com/news/nation…
san_jose_guy
7 years ago
Beyonce presented Colin Kaepernick with the Muhammad Ali Legacy Award Tuesday night

https://www.missioncityrecord.com/news/b…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IDWeRHC…

She keeps herself nice looking too!

SJG
JimGassagain
7 years ago
SJG drinks ripple!
shadowcat
7 years ago
I remember Ripple from the 70's but who the hell is this SJG person?
san_jose_guy
7 years ago
Who the hell is Ripple, and who the hell is shadowcat?

SJG
san_jose_guy
7 years ago
ICE Raids At 7-11 Stores
http://abc7news.com/politics/south-bay-s…

Dave Cortese is a really good guy. I very much wanted him to become Mayor of San Jose. He almost did.

SJG

Clapton - Layla
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fX5USg8_…

Yes - Roundabout
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Tdu4uKS…

King Crimson - Epitaph - Greg Lake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FW-N50U…
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