10 Years

jackslash
Detroit strip clubs
I joined TUSCL 10 years ago in December 2007. In 10 years I have gone from an inexperienced chump who strippers could fool by shoving their tits in his face to an experienced chump who strippers can fool by shoving their tits in his face. I owe everything to the reviews and stories and advice I found on TUSCL. Thanks, guys! I'm heading to the Flight Club tonight to find a new favorite who will love me for myself as long as I spend $400 or $500 on her.

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  • joc13
    7 years ago
    Congrats! If I had been on TUSCL for 10 years, I'd be in the poorhouse. But, at least it would be due to overspending on quality ITC extras and OTC stripper or SB dates, and not due to getting ripped off or spending lots on low mileage dances or non-extras VIP.
  • theDirkDiggler
    7 years ago
    Lol, yeah not a whole lot has changed for me in the last several years of strip clubbing...
  • hassenpfeffer65
    7 years ago
    Congratulations jackslash!

    A toast to tits in the face, love for rent, and the chumps who partake!
  • shailynn
    7 years ago
    I think someone told me once, “Love is never free”
  • warhawks
    7 years ago
    Congratulations!

    Celebrate with some lasagna and ice cream tonight before the blow job at Flight Club.
  • JohnSmith69
    7 years ago
    Ten years of paid love. How beautiful. Happy anniversary Jack.
  • vincemichaels
    7 years ago
    Anniversary parties are always fun. The Flight Club won't be the same after tonight. :)
  • GoVikings
    7 years ago
    congrats jack! Love your humor and especially your stripper stories

    Jack don’t you usually go to the club during the day? Did you change?
  • shadowcat
    7 years ago
    Congratulations for reminding me of how long I have been on here. Any one else remember when you could post anonymous reviews?
  • twentyfive
    7 years ago
    We’re older but no wiser but you always have your lasagna to fall back on.
  • Uprightcitizen
    7 years ago
    Happy anniversary. Celebrate like I did. Many happy returns!
  • Clubber
    7 years ago
    jack,

    Congratulations on your 10 years! One of the high points of my clubbing was the Follies meetup, although being soaking wet wasn't a fun part. Oh the joys of motorcycles! :)
  • Clubber
    7 years ago
    sc,

    I think we could in 2000, but so long ago that fact has been deleted from my memory. I was in Ohio when I found TUSCL. I didn't wish to identify myself in any way as there were many that knew I was up there. A lot of internet ignorance on my part in the early days.
  • JuiceBox69
    7 years ago
    Congratulations Jack

    It's six year's for me

    Shadow I still do that LMFAO!!!!!!
  • san_jose_guy
    7 years ago
    Congratulations there Jackslash!

    SJG
  • Papi_Chulo
    7 years ago
    @jack:

    Were you aware of extras, and did you get them, prior to TUSCL?
  • jackslash
    7 years ago
    GoVikings, I have usually clubbed during the day but I am fed up with the Flight Club dayshift. I would like to see some new girls, and all I have to do is go to the same club at night. Hopefully I'll find a new fav to take my money.

    Papi, I didn't know about extras before 2007 when I began strip clubbing regularly. I thought if I suggested such a thing the dancer would scream and the bouncer would call the cops and have me taken to jail. I remember it took me about 6 months to score OTC because I felt dancers would be offended if I suggested it.
  • Papi_Chulo
    7 years ago
    :)
  • rh48hr
    7 years ago
    Congrats on your anniversary. Here's to hoping you have 10 more great years starting tonight!
  • JAprufrock
    7 years ago
    Congrats on your anniversary! The least TUSCL could do is give you a coupon for a free lap dance.
  • Rick999
    7 years ago
    I'm new here but setting a new record in taking a break from strip clubs. 3 months and counting. It helps that strip clubs rules suck in my area. What I don't understand is why I stopped getting emails from club Lust and started getting them from Bucks but don't remember contacting either one to change anything. Hacker in clubs email databases?
  • larryfisherman
    7 years ago
    Congrats brotha.
  • Lurker_X
    7 years ago
    I have known about TUSCL since 1998 or so but did not participate much until this past summer... And I remember the old alt.sex.strip-clubs because I began reading it around 1996.
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