Cut & pasted from a club web site. Would this make you want to go there?

Sound like a no show for me, too.

You can wear a hat! Fuck yeah! I might even wear sweatpants just because you can!

Come because you can wear a hat, stay for the mimes!

Never worry much about signs, I have gotten FS in a VIP room under a sign stating Prostitution is Illegal. Love the irony of that.

Jesus that’s bullshit! Juice and I had a sword fight with laser pointers last time we were in the club

What the hell do they have against the Philadelphia Phillies????

I do kind of like the no condoms rule though...

As a black belt in two disciplines, would I have to remove my arms and legs?

It's cool. I don't like condoms anyway.

I wouldn't go there

Wait, what? No eyedrops???

I have dry-eyes and wear contacts and always have my small-bottle of rewetting-drops w/ me since I use it throughout the day - the black-dives I hit always do a pat-down at the door and on several-occasions been told I can't bring my eyedrops in (I can only assume they think the eyedrops have a liquid to drug the dancers, but what would I do, drug the girl then put her over my shoulder and walk out the club w/ her?) - it's a small-bottle and when getting-patted down I usually have it b/w my hand and my cell-ph and usually walk it w/ it but at times they've asked me what I have in my hand and have told me to leave it in the car which sucks b/c it's a 2/3 oz bottle (less than 1-oz) and it costs 6-bucks at Walmart and about $8 at Wallgreens and if I leave it in the car in the Miami heat I have to throw it out.

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Never worry much about signs, I have gotten FS in a VIP room under a sign stating Prostitution is Illegal. Love the irony of that ..."

I assume it's an ATL club shadowcat is posting about and in ATL most clubs do enforce these rules

No laser pointers? How will we entertain the strip club pussy cats?

I’m ok with them not allowing Phillies - as I’m a Yankees fan -

When I get hard - they might think I’m concealing a large caliber weapon in my trousers! Nothing like the one Plaxico Buress was carrying...

As long as they clarified that prostitution is illegal - I’m guessing the club isn’t in Nevada.

That list is intimidating, but much of it is necessary for reasons of safety and legality.

Did the club come across are really tough?

Do they enforce the rules, especially about No Touching Dancers, and No Condoms?

These are what my perception would be based on.

Might our OP be willing to identify the club, or at least give an approx location?

SJG

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Art of the Pimp, by Dennis Hof
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I don't think much of Hof, and you know his title is a play on DJT's book.

Nevertheless, I would probably enjoy reading this, just to try and understand him and where he is coming from. One thing Hof has said is that he "only dates prostitutes". That I have definitely come to understand.

Led Zeppelin, full concert, I believe Earl's Court. Awesome.
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Do you like the blues influenced Led Zeppelin with its strong bass, or do you go with the progressive rock which though seemingly blues derived has lost the strong bass? I go with the former. No reason to give up the strong bottom end.

Looking at the list of rules, it could very easily be a Wisconsin club. All the clubs I went to when I lived in that state had enforced "No Touching Dancers".

Aren’t the dancers acting as sexual stimulants?

IF there is more rules than eyecandy and/or stimulation that's always a deal breaker

The no condoms is unsafe and irresponsible.

It's like when a stadium says "no outside food or drink" to protect the concession business.

"No condoms" is just to protect the bathroom troll's business.

No, but I've encountered several clubs where the posted rules are very different from the actual rules. Strip club websites are most often visited by guys organizing bachelor parties.

"No Sexual Stimulants"

Huh. So, no strippers. Seems counterproductive.

"No Laser Pointers or Flashlights"

Because some dickbucket customers think it's hilarious to lase a stripper in the eyes while she's on stage. Sometimes causing them to fall off the stage.

Call,

Thanks! A new to me name for the dregs of society, a "dickbucket"!

Happy to help.

Ishmael - good point about laser pointers. That’s definitely a dickbucket move.