Chicas Locas
6440 Southwest Fwy Houston, TX 77074

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Boone
Dec 2, 2017, 3:15 PM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

I arrived around 7 and immediately met my favorite dancer of all time, M*. I stayed with M* the entire evening, as she is fun, sweet, hot, kind, and the best lap dancer ever (I love pretty spinners with really nice tits). But I did get to glance around the club a few times to tip on stage and such, and saw a number of new faces, some who were true 9's. I'm really picky as to who I'd get dances with, but there were between 8 and 10 dancers that night who were slim, had nice full boobs, pretty faces, and weren't covered in tats (which I hate). There are lots of "thick" girls as well, not my cup of tea- I prefer slimmer types with small but shapely butts.

I will say this, however. Management has seen fit to turn up the lights quite a bit. It is now fairly bright in the lap dance areas, so not a lot of privacy. Don't know if they are trying to drive folks to the "private" areas which cost a fortune. My favorite area for dances, which is behind the buffet table (and where in the old days the dancers used to make chair forts), is really bright to the point where M* didn't want to dance there. This sorta sucks, and is the first real downer I've experienced at this club.

Be prepared with your spanish or a willingness to use phone translators. A high percentage of the hottest women don't speak fluent english. For those who want to just speak english, I'd estimate half the girls are reasonably fluent.

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