Yesterday I was at a local club which was surprisingly full for a Wednesday afternoon. I am sitting with a dancer on my lap next to a decently dressed gray-haired man. The dancer on my lap turns her back to him and told me make him leave. I don't know if he heard that or not, but he got up and left. I asked her what was her issue with this guy? She told me that he is a local dentist and he comes in without any money. He tries to barter dental services for dances and extras. My guess is that he is sometimes successful, although not sure dental services are on top of most of these dancers lists. Have any of you ever bartered goods or services for dances and extras? I always use cash.
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I just give her the privilege of tasting my dick
Hahaha
Damn that sounds like a good deal for strippers, dental work is expensive especially if you just have average dental insurance, which I’m guessing most strippers do not have.
What’s a root canal run? 2 VIP sessions?
I’ve never bartered services but wish I could. I’ve had arrangements in the past OTC where a stripper would spend the night in my nice hotel room and be taken to dinner in exchange for an OTC session. That’s rare but it has happened, amazing how excited a stripper can get over going to Benihana and staying the night in a Renaissance.
Gotta step it up, sometimes Olive Garden and the Holiday Inn Express isn’t impressive enough.
When I did escort web sites we bartered services.
Never heard of this type of mongering before. But now I'm seriously considering trying it. I wonder if it matters that I'm not a dentist?
From another thread, sounds like if you could barter a stripper the use of a decent car you could get something going.
I haven't yet but I do have a bargaining chip. Almost free air transportation to just about any where. Since I would be vouching for them, I'm not going to give them away to just any body. I would also have to know a lot of personal information about them in order to process their flight passes.
But perhaps one day I'll find the right one and we'll fly together.
Shadow,that is so romantic.
Interesting idea.
I’ve been doing this all rong.
In the past I should have been bartering to pay for their cell phone bill their credit cards and fixing their broken down car. Instead of being a pathetic loser and just paying for it. Dammit.
Hmmm...dental work sounds like a good deal for some girls since many would not have insurance. The downside is this guy probably cops a feel or worse in the dental chair once she is gassed out. A pervert two for one deal!
Occasionally I throw a little marijuana or some free legal advice into the mix. But it’s always mostly about cash.
I'm not very good at bartering/negotiating.
I rather agree quickly on a fair-price or I just pass.
I used to go to a lady dentist. She wasn't bad to look at but certainly nothing special. I don’t suppose things would have worked in reverse, would they?
More seriously, I’ve sometimes wished my auto mechanical skills were better. Given the car problems these girls seem to have, I have to think a lot of trading of services could happen.
I walk into the strip club with a pan of lasagna and trade it for a blow job.
Accurate observation on the car issues. I am a decent mechanic, non-professional, and have given a ton of advice but never thought to barter.
Better to stick to cash in a strip club.
Outside, if you get to know the girl, you might without ever saying so, without explicitly discussing it, get some sort of barter system going.
But buying dances in a strip club is still always a chump's game. Front room makeout session, then you invite her to the back room to continue.
SJG
Maybe Hermey the the Elf was onto something.
@WillMunny - lol! He wanted to be a dentist. Probably got more pussy than the rest of the elves combined.
Huh. It's probable that a decent plastic surgeon would never need to pay for sex (or anything else) from a stripper.
I always pick the wrong jobs.
Shit all I offer is my dick and then they pay me.
If you could provide something a stripper would want, you could certainly barter for services. Lots of possibilities really. I know lots of strippers who cab it to and from work, one way could easily be $20-$40. By the end of the month that adds up to quite a bit, if she could get free transportation a few days a week I would imagine something could be worked out.
A pack of cigarettes and some philly blunts are good negotiating tools... at the $5 dive clubs
@Rickberge "A pack of cigarettes and some philly blunts are good negotiating tools... at the $5 dive clubs"
that may work with the ho's at a $5 dive club but if you want to be a player at ninabambina's club you're going to need a dime bag and a box of twinkies
IDK, for w/e reason it feels wrong to me to ask a dancer/woman to have sex with me in exchange for me doing something for her (besides paying her) - not saying it's wrong, just saying for me it feels a bit douchie
They tell SJG “I’ll give you one lap dance for free if you never ever come into the club again.”
lap dances for free are a chump's game
Everything is negotiable if you have something the other person wants or needs. But there is a difference between the two. A want may allow you to get otc, but if they aren't an extras girl it may not matter.
I know a dancer who's favorite team was coming into town. She knew a customer who had season tickets. He was willing to give them up for an otc rendezvous. She refused. She was willing to pay for them, but she does not do otc.
@ papi...I'm with you. My advice/help is pro bono. And probably worth what was paid for.
A girl told me she would do whatever I wanted for four hundred bucks. I said 'paint my house'
Yeah, stole that from Steven Wright.
I have never asked to barter services with a stripper but I have done some free work on a couple of them. Just being nice, not expecting a return on that investment lol
That seems like a great idea. I wonder what I could get for guitar lessons?
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