No Bueno Esta Vez

Stopped by on a Tuesday mid-afternoon. Not much going on. I was in an uptight mood due to a near accident while driving here. [Bleeping] Florida drivers ( tourists?)! Okay, maybe it was a hangover affecting my ability to drive...Anyway, pretty dead place when I arrived, with no attractive girls working the room. Some really bored looking latinas sitting in the corners locked into their cell phones. Should of walked out, but wasn't up to driving around so soon, at least until having a few beers to calm myself down (yeah, that's smart...).

I sat at the bar on the end that is elevated a few steps above the main stage area, since it had the cute bartender. Eventually, a really thick short cuban latina came by to solicit some business. Normally, I don't go for the chunky types, but since I was still anxious and needed to calm down, I decided to try her out in the lap dance room, hoping that a high mileage experience would take my mind off things. All I got was a really bad lap dance punctuated with solicitations for the private booth, getting no extra affection whatsoever. What a waste. More of a commercial than a lap dance.

That type of dance should be free, and even then would not be worth it. Later, back at the bar, another latina came by. This one was a bit more attractive, girl next-door type face, with an okay but nothing special figure. Her specialty seemed to be doing something with some lotion that she showed me. She was from South America (Bolivia?) and spoke no english, as none of the dancers I met did. Since I wasn't in the mood for an overpriced hj, I got a table dance instead. It was not a particularly inspiring performance, so I just got one.