Juicy, Nevada brothels are not where it's at. It's all in Canada for a fraction of the price. Where else can you fuck a hot Quebecois babe for $180? Go apply for your passport and follow my guide. The info I have given you can keep you occupied for months and I have personally visited every spa in Toronto in my list and also most of the ones listed in Montreal.
SAN JOSE GUY SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DON'T COMMENT ON ANY OF THIS SHIT. YOU'VE NEVER EVEN BEEN OUT OF THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA BEFORE SO HOW CAN YOU COMMENT ON A COUNTRY YOU'VE NEVER EVEN BEEN IN, STUPID FUCK!!!
Good suggestion Shailyn. I used to think the pics on the Canadian P4P websites were all fake or at least heavily augmented. Then I actually had the chance to partake in a massage parlor on a trip a couple of years ago. I researched all the web sites and TERB to make my choice. The girl was exactly as advertised. Definitely one of the most physically beautiful women I’ve ever ever experienced... real dream girl material... and surprisingly affordable. So my sample size is 1, but It was a really good one. Just do your research ahead of time.
^^^^ back at the “turn of the century” (man that was a long time ago) Niagara Falls was the closest casino to where I lived, that’s how I wound up there. Eventually I graduated to Toronto, then Montreal.
I thought buying these services in Canada is illegal? Selling them is legal, but don't you run a serious risk of breaking the law by buying? Please educate me.
1. At the massage parlors in Toronto there is no sex, just hand jobs and body to body slides. You may be offered something more on repeat visits but it’s extremely extremely rare.
2. Prostitution is actually legal in Canada. What is “technically” illegal but largely goes ignored is incalls. It’s okay for the girl to go to your residence or hotel, but you’re not supposed to go to “her place.” Like I said this is not regulated much, sometimes you read about girls getting in trouble when the set up an incall in a hotel and multiple John’s are seen coming in and out, alarming the hotel who then registers a complaint to the local authorities. They do keep an eye on the massage parlors though, that’s why anything above a nude hand job very rarely happens.
3. Some massage parlors in Montreal (not in the downtown core) offer “full service.” Most of these places do not show their staff on their websites and you can’t just walk in off the street without a reference or an appointment. There’s easy ways to get around that by just sending a simple email to the right person.
4. Lastly their are clean clubs and extras clubs all over Quebec and Ontario just like in the states, those clubs are supposed to follow the same rules at the United States although in Canada every club I’ve ever been to is nude and offers nude lapdances regardless if its an extras club or not.
Playground Poker has been noted by poker friends as being the nicest casino to play poker in North America. Such anenities as highback leather chairs and class A service by staff. It is on my list for late next year.
I live somewhat close to Toronto and I might consider this...if not for the complete and utter fear of law enforcement, stds, and guilt :-p. Even if the fears may be unfounded.
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last comment1. At the massage parlors in Toronto there is no sex, just hand jobs and body to body slides. You may be offered something more on repeat visits but it’s extremely extremely rare.
2. Prostitution is actually legal in Canada. What is “technically” illegal but largely goes ignored is incalls. It’s okay for the girl to go to your residence or hotel, but you’re not supposed to go to “her place.” Like I said this is not regulated much, sometimes you read about girls getting in trouble when the set up an incall in a hotel and multiple John’s are seen coming in and out, alarming the hotel who then registers a complaint to the local authorities. They do keep an eye on the massage parlors though, that’s why anything above a nude hand job very rarely happens.
3. Some massage parlors in Montreal (not in the downtown core) offer “full service.” Most of these places do not show their staff on their websites and you can’t just walk in off the street without a reference or an appointment. There’s easy ways to get around that by just sending a simple email to the right person.
4. Lastly their are clean clubs and extras clubs all over Quebec and Ontario just like in the states, those clubs are supposed to follow the same rules at the United States although in Canada every club I’ve ever been to is nude and offers nude lapdances regardless if its an extras club or not.
It was only later on I figured out there were plenty of pretty girls readily available in my own backyard.
Here’s what I would say, depends on what you like more:
Toronto comments:
Strip clubs where extras are the norm
Awesome massage parlors but no full service
Good escort scene
Everyone is gonna speak English
If you fly in you can get away with taxiing around if you stay close to the airport
Terb.cc is much more straight forward than merb.cc
Montreal comments:
Casino and multiple poker rooms
Better looking strippers but extras do not happen unless you drive way off the island (like 45 minutes)
Full service massage parlors
Slightly better escort scene which is cheaper
You’re going to need a car
Québécois are pretty snobby and will talk in only French at times I think just to make you feel uncomfortable.
You feel like you’re in a difference country which is cool if you’re into that kind of thing.