Another case for strip club child care.

Dec 1, 2017, 9:16 AM

Brian R. Cromwell, 27, La Moille, was arrested Friday on complaints of endangering the life and/or health of a child. Deputies were dispatched to the Lamp Liter Club on the west end of Ottawa for a report of two children left in a running, unattended vehicle in the parking lot. Deputies arrived and found a 4-year-old and a 1-year-old in the back seat of a running vehicle. Cromwell walked out of the club and identified himself as the father. Cromwell was arrested after an investigation of the incident. The two children were transported to OSF St. Elizabeth Hospital by Ottawa ambulance for evaluation.

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Uprightcitizen8 years ago

Lol its such a theoretical exercise but completely impractical to have sc child care. Some random thoughts...

Good luck getting a license anywhere near that business.
Picking up a child at 3AM by a drunken/high stripper would likely hold the owner liable if she appeared unfit. Imagine an unfit mother stripper, I know its hard.
What do you do with the kids whose moms never show up after work? Cant happen right? Ok...
Do you really want a concentration of stripper kids in one place at once? You might need some strong cold medicine and a taser.

DandyDan8 years ago

Damn, I was there only 3 weeks ago. Didn't see any kids in the parking lot, though. Maybe they were there to see Mom.