Dear penis...

sc,

The name is td, but don't talk.

A total of about 2 strippers over my life asked me this question. I said no and no. However I do call it penis. They said that's not a name. One or two strippers came up with a name which I forgot quickly.
I thought the whole idea was silly like do you have a name for each finger? I do not. Do you name your head or each leg? Silly in my opinion. It might be a topic some females talk about though. Just name each of your fingers and confuse the hell out of the strippers when you say tom, joe, Larry are virgins but Mac, shadow, mr cat, are very experienced. Strippers will be thinking wtf?

Schwanz !!! Sprechen si Deutch, fraulein (sp) ??

No I have not named my penis. Not sure why you would. I had a stripper ask me if I gave it a name a couple months ago. She was surprised when I said no. She gave it a name (I don't remember what she named it) and proceeded to take care of it in VIP.

i don't talk to 'tiny'.

The Notorious B.I.G.

My penis has a name. It is Better. When strippers are with me, they learn to fuck Better, and they learn to suck Better.

My penis doesn't have a name but he and my wallet are my strip club companions. As long as I can make both of them happy, I'll be happy.

No, I’ve not given my penis a name. I don’t talk to it either. I works when I need it - so a pep talk is not required.

Tiny Tim

And the girls treat him like they're Ebenezer Scrooge.