Where to go for a One-Airport Strip-Clubbing Trip ?
Book Guy
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I'm thinking of flying into one airport somewhere in the USA, getting a package-deal for two or three nights at a nearby hotel, strictly in order to hit strip clubs. I want high-mileage clubs, by the way. I would not arrange a rental car, would want to keep the hotel-plus-flight down to a minimum. I see some decent packages for last-minute bookings on Orbitz.com, for instance, where you can get round-trip flight and two nights near a beach at a standard hotel for about $300. But I haven't been able to figure out which airport!
I wonder which airport(s) are closest and most convenient to strip-clubbing, especially to clubs that are likely to have some high-mileage options?
I had wanted to arrange to trip to Pompano Beach and Diamond Dolls, but I can't get a package to fly into the WPB airport, only MIA, and that's really too far away from the club. I'm not literally set in my mind on keeping taxi-cab (or Uber) fares to a minimum, but for purposes of answering the question, think of it that way -- the less cabbing time I have to undertake, the better.
Here are some of my guesses:
Tampa (but, high mileage? nowhere near ...)
Detroit (but, how far from the airport are the high-mileage clubs?)
Toronto (maybe?)
Houston (again, high-mileage clubs, but not near the airport?)
Your suggestions welcomed ... looking for high-mileage near high-flying LOL :)
I wonder which airport(s) are closest and most convenient to strip-clubbing, especially to clubs that are likely to have some high-mileage options?
I had wanted to arrange to trip to Pompano Beach and Diamond Dolls, but I can't get a package to fly into the WPB airport, only MIA, and that's really too far away from the club. I'm not literally set in my mind on keeping taxi-cab (or Uber) fares to a minimum, but for purposes of answering the question, think of it that way -- the less cabbing time I have to undertake, the better.
Here are some of my guesses:
Tampa (but, high mileage? nowhere near ...)
Detroit (but, how far from the airport are the high-mileage clubs?)
Toronto (maybe?)
Houston (again, high-mileage clubs, but not near the airport?)
Your suggestions welcomed ... looking for high-mileage near high-flying LOL :)
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For Houston and Miami youd want to rent a car. They are just really spread out and good clubs might be far from each other. Cnn iOS your hotel
Anyway, choose your hotel close to the club you're most interested in.
You could fly to New York and take the ferry or commuter rail to Bridgeport.
This trip of yours sounds exactly like my trip to SoCal was. It wanted to hit different strip clubs every night. With the rental car, I was able to find a cheap hotel and hit the good reviewed clubs in the vicinity. I plan on doing that about 3 times next year.
I can't recommend Phoenix as rental cars are hella expensive here. There are a couple high millage locations, but not as many as Detroit. Plenty of hotels though.
Was in the area recently scheduled the flight so i could hit the club for a couple hrs before. Took a 21 mins drive to get to the airport. Plus there are a few clubs within a 5miles radius from Diamond Dolls too.
Seems like the logical choice to me.
SAN Diego is also not a bad choice if you are willing to make the border crossing to have fun.
While Detroit has good strip clubs, there is nothing there to do while the little head is resting up for the next visit. And it's cold as fuck.
Oh, and airbnb might get you real close to where you want to be.
SJG
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Warning though, even if a strip club or motel is adjacent to an airport, airports are huge and have limited entry and exit points. So look close that map and satellite views.
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Tijuana's Zona is set up to be very airport accessible.
SJG
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One reason I didn't want to try to work in the cost of a rental car was, essentially, I'd rather not drink-and-drive, especially not in a place I'm not familiar with. I could Uber, but in the styxx-like areas where strip-clubs often exist, my guess is, sometimes getting an Uber ride would be difficult / a small hassle? I just wanted to think in terms of one two or three clubs, VERY little ground travel, hit one, stick to it for a while, do one or two sessions, hit another, stick to it for a while too.
As far as having something interesting to do in between club visits? I don't give a hoot. I intend to just get some McDonald's and watch the TV in the hotel room (or in the strip club? LOL). This isn't about entertainment OUTside of what you can find at a club.
As for Costa Rica, would LOVE to go, but, too expensive. And I'm really not keen on international travel right now, seems another type of hassle. Would rather test some of the untried waters in the US of A instead, haven't been everywhere here yet.
As far as going to Diamond Dolls in Pompano Beach, as I said, I couldn't get a package that was cheap enough but that also included a flight to the proper Miami-area airport. I'd put "Florida Palm Beach" or "PBI" and the booking system would find all sorts of stuff for me, but when it came time to finally hit "go" and click-it to pay, the flight would turn out to be traveling to MIA; therefore I no longer wanted it. It was annoying. Spirit Air from Tampa to PBI used to be a favored hop, cheap quick and about four times daily RT. Whatever happened with that?
Anyone else want to chime in? It's fun to fantasize, even if the trip doesn't turn out to be ideal, isn't it?
Like others said, FLL is where you'd want to fly in to hit Pompano. But realistically you'll spend maybe an extra $40 (20 each way) on Uber from MIA to a Pompano hotel near the clubs, skip a dance and nurse a drink you've made up for it. In other words, coming into MIA shouldn't be a deal breaker if that's where you want to go. You don't want to get a hotel near MIA, but for the flight its shouldn't matter much.
Again, the point is the distance/uber cost isn't a significant variable. If you're willing to do it and pay to go from FLL, the extra couple bucks to drive up from MIA shouldn't be a deal breaker, at least if time isn't a priority. Since you're talking about traveling for the explicit purpose of hitting a SC, I figured it wasn't.
SJG