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Follies Next Tuesday

Looks like I'm going to make a long overdue visit to Follies day shift next Tuesday (Oct 13) on my way to the strip club wasteland of Kansas City. If anybody is interested in hanging out let me know…

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Three new articles, again

Three more have been posted.

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Had a great day with my ATF

I met up with my ATF today and had a great time. I came to her place (like every time) and she was wearing the sexy wet look leggings I bought for her. I had also picked something up from…

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For big tit lovers only

Homos need not watch :) http://www.xvideos.com/video1010624/lots_of_very_big_natural_tits_mostly_unknowns_and_some_very_famous_faces....

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PL PSA

3 new articles posted - have not read them yet.

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Bellevill NJ 2AMer

BELLEVILLE — A 28-year-old Newark man shot fatally outside a township strip club early Thursday morning was visiting the club just prior to the shooting, authorities confirm. An investigation into the death of Michael Williams II by the Essex County Prosecutor's…

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OT- Awkward moments

That awkward moment when your walking past a parked car and you stop and look at yourself in the window, and theres still people in the car.

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Rock and Roll Hall of Fame----2016

Rock and Roll Hall of Fame 2016 Nominees Chicago Cheap Trick The Cars Chaka Khan Chic Deep Purple The J.B.'s Janet Jackson Los Lobos Steve Miller N.W.A. Nine Inch Nails The Smiths The Spinners Yes I can't believe Deep Purple, Yes, and Cheap Trick aren't already in. They have my vote

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Mons Venus review

I've been thinking of a trip to FL this winter, so I was reading the Mon Venus reviews! I found this comment on one review: "desertscrub Joined Dec 2004 Clubs: 27 Reviews: 111 October 3, 2015 you forgot.. the bathroom is unforgiving and TINY put a…

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Scammer gets Hacked

Hacker fucks up scammers system https://youtu.be/m0BNHc31zWw

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Mooning your neighbors

Why is it that when my hot ass neighbor moons people they call it sexy, but when i moon the neighbor they call it indecent exposure?

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Oooooooooh Jackpot

https://youtu.be/kn22vCnOglA

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Girls Gone Wild

Remember all those infomercials for girls gone wild? How many of you ordered these videos? I had one of those videos once and i dont know what happened to it

Satin Dolls

Lodi, New Jersey

Great ambiance with some great dancers

Went to the club on a wednesday around 6 PM. Just 5 dancers and 2 of them were on stage. As i sit down with my drink i am greeted by a shapely buxom chic…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Largo, Florida

Some good, some bad

3 pm 7-8 dancers. 2 were big with enormous tits. Usual on stage tipping with tit fondling and pussy rubbing (most of them) Pretty Asian latched on. Had done her…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Something for everyone

Should you visit this club? Yes. Absolutely. Atmosphere has been described previously so I'll leave that out. Now on to the important stuff... the women. I would say most are 7/8s and most give pretty…

Erotic Cafe

Pennsauken Township, New Jersey

Third time a charm

I came here on a Tuesday evening close to nine. It was the slowest night I have seen. There were girls actually lining up to see me. I was happy that the club is a…

Blue Zebra Cabaret

North Hollywood, California

2nd time here

It was my second time here, came with a group of friends again. They have deals on Tuesdays for buy a girl a drink and get 100 dollar 15 minute VIP rooms. They also had…

Colorado Bar & Grill

Houston, Texas

Interesting Encounter

Visiting Houston I typically have my main hits for clubs but one of the dancers I see when down had recently moved to this club and wanted me to come check it out. Now…

Platinum Showgirls LA

Los Angeles, California

Not a Monday place

To be fair, Monday isn't exactly the best day to hit any club, but if they say "Miso Mondays", I'd expect at least ONE asian girl. In this case, there were only 3 girls…

The Trap Lounge

Miami, Florida

review #2

second review. like i said been dancing here years.. i saw one review u guys think girls there cause NO OTHER club will hire them ..NOT TRUE. honestly girls go there cause it EASIER TO…

Little Darlings

Kalamazoo, Michigan

One single dancer who just talked

I've attempted to check this place out numerous times, but there aren't ever any dancers. usually I walk in and they are playing classic rock, ESPN on the screens, and just a few bar…

Columbus Gold

Columbus, Ohio

Gave It Another Try

I stopped by for another try since the change from Columbus Gold to Scores. I was not sure how long I would stay, as my last visit wasn't so great. I grabbed a chair and…

Anthony's

South Hadley, Massachusetts

Continues to go downhill

Sadly, Anthony's continues to decline (see my review from one year ago). I've dropped in several times recently and found nothing to like. The dancers are good looking, but cold, unfriendly. On one evening,…

The Office

Miami, Florida

dancer point of view/ customer point of view

dancer point of view. first off i do not look like these dancers here! some have ass shots and fake tits. loads of make up and tattoos.,, me- im 5'4 natural 34 a tits. i wear meduim…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

My Latest Visit to Scarlett's

I happened to be in Miami on business for the week and decided to go to Scarlett's on my final night in town. Good decision! After a long week, I was just looking to find…

Private Eyes

New York, New York

My first review is okay

Went there with my friends, three of us first time at private eyes. First impression paying cover charge and a coat check as expected. Sat down, ordered beers (expensive), and scanned around. Saw not a…

Red Parrot

El Paso, Texas

Feature at RP, nice selectiom

I dropped by the RP on my way back from Horizon City, why not, had not been in a while. Nothing has changed appearance-wise, but they did have a cute door girl for a change.…

The Mansion

Amite City, Louisiana

They make chicken salad out of chicken shit

A few miles down Highway 16 lies a roadside cathouse called the Mansion. The joint was empty when I walked in. The girls were sitting around watching The Walking Dead and drinking. Being 20, I wasn't…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

Been 6 Months Daytime Shot

Club is still looking same as 6 months ago with the exception of at least the daytime girls Unfortunately this visit was very disappointing with exception of one very cute very friendly PR girl E*****…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Not so Cold after all

Been here many times over the years and they run a top notch club for sure and continue to do so. It's been s good 6 months since last visit which at that time was…

Fantasyland West

Bucyrus, Ohio

Down In The Boondocks

With apologies to Billy Joe Royal, this club is truly in the boondocks. It's really not near much of anything. That does give it a certain cachet, because you don't expect any trouble…

2nd Breath

Salisbury, North Carolina

Friday am visit

You would think that going to this place around 11 AM on a payday In an economically depressed area there would be more girls working. What I like about this place is that…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Another happy visit

Playhouse is, as others say, a pretty dumpy club on the physical side. Outside doesn't look bad - parking is generous and safe. Inside it's closer to a dive bar with nice eye…

Bucks Cabaret Dallas

Dallas, Texas

A few good ones

About 20-25 dancers on Thursday night with football game going on. Seems to be getting busier each time I go, both good and bad. Good in that correspondingly, dancers seem to improving or at least…

Club Venus

Detroit, Michigan

Was bored Wednesday so decided with little money so decided to go to census and have the corona beer special

Was bored Wednesday so decided with little money so decided to go to census and have the corona beer special. Get to the bar at 9pm there was only 3 other cars in the lot…

Suzy's Lounge

Line Lexington, Pennsylvania

Suzy's afternoon respite

Stopped in on October 1st about 1:30 pm. 4 dancers on and about 6 customers at the bar. Club layout is different than most as the stage is separated from the bar and on…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Afternoon Visit

It has been a few months since I visited the Playhouse. Club is exactly how I remember, large middle bar with stages inside. Bar and facilities are decent. It is BYOB. Bartenders have always been…

Seville Club

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Seville

Great first time experience. A majority of the women are very attractive. They are also very approachable and will sit and talk with you. They all will wait for a new song to begin before…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Great Time at Follies

Went back to Follies after a two and a half month hiatus. Nothing much has changed. Many of the reviews speak about the dancer prices, layout, VIP, et cetera so for the sake of repetitiveness…

Blue Fox

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Always a lot of fun

On the outside of the club it is a little run down. When you walk in its very dark, there were only two dancers but pearl will come out from behind the bar if you…

Rick's Cabaret

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

one of my alltime favs

I love this place and the people here .Beautiful down to earth women . Management is cool and friendly . New renovation took away some of the charm of sitting st the bar and watching…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

OK Place to Look

You go in and to the left is a full bar and the stage is right there. It's a bit crowded the way it is laid out and there are 2 shot girls roaming about.…

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

My 3rd review abt this club

Like the title of my review says, it's my third review abt this club, although I lost the count on how many times I been there. Believe me, there's a reason behind that. U don't…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

Return

I have visited this club on and off for 3 decades, and the quality has varied over the years. It is a small club but clean, moderately crowded, and fairly loud with DJ +…

Dixie's Gentlemen's Club

DeLand, Florida

Not to bad

I visited this club, last year around October. We took a friend who just turned 21. The club was fairly small. Entry was $5. It was a mixed crowd. Dancer ethnicity was mixed, but mostly…

Men's Club of Houston

Houston, Texas

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This club has always garners a high rating but I always seem to miss it when I'm in Houston and tend to check out many other clubs. I visited once a few years back and…

Club ONYX Houston

Houston, Texas

Tuesday Night at Onyx

I had just spent a couple hours at another club in the area and decided to hit Onyx afterward because it has long been one of my favorite clubs in Houston and on a Tuesday…

Wild West Gentlemen's Club

Palm Springs, Florida

Improvement is fairly steady

I noticed that none of you guys have reviewed WW since my last review in July and I'm here to tell you that this club is doing better it is definitely only a few dancers…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

fc review

I've been coming to this club more often as the talent at coli has gotten horrible and I'm kinda sick of my normal dancer there. The talent at fc is better than coli tho still…

Agora Gentlemen's Club

Erie , Michigan

Fun time

Just as an FYI the club is not open until the evening, I stopped by a few weeks ago on a Thursday around 4 and was not open. I ended up coming by around 7…

Club Pussycat

Baltimore, Maryland

Wednesday afternoon at CP

Back again after an absence of about 5 months, I was pleasantly surprised not only that several dancers that I had met before were still there but that the general level of the ones working…

State Line Showgirls

Post Falls, Idaho

Long-time No See Girls!

State Line Showgirls does something I have never seen anywhere else: They give the girls a "stage break" and have NO GIRLS ON THE FLOOR! It was my first time there. I walked in…

Expose

San Diego, California

Wasn't great, but it was cheap

I just visited this club because the sign said FREE LUNCH. I was hungry so I figured food and naked girls would be fun. When I walked in, the guy at the door filled me…

Green Light Lounge

Louisville, Kentucky

Not as good

All in all I would not recommend going. It just isn't what it used to be in years past. The place is run down and just dirty all over. The girls in on this night…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Quality Improvement

Slipped in for a rare Wednesday visit and was pleasantly surprised at the talent. There weren't many customers so the girls were hungry...thankfully I was with a regular and was shielded by the wave. After…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

O Review

The vibe here is hands off and enjoy the eye candy. Oasis Goodtime Emporium is good place to chill with friends. As a strip club, it is too tame. The "O" as the locals call it,…

Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale

Dallas, Texas

I went to visit the Cabaret Royale and apparently wound up at Chicas Locas' new location in Dallas

I went to visit the Cabaret Royale and apparently wound up at Chicas Locas' new location in Dallas. They are changing formats at CR, so the music, decor, dancers, etc. are all transitioning to appeal…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

A little disappointed...

Stopped in to Bogarts to see if the infamous Carrie was working this shift. As I walked in, I immediately saw a nicely enhanced blond chatting at the bar... Carrie! She looked a…

Mints

Niagara Falls, Ontario

Mints

I stopped by Mints on Friday night around midnight. $5 cover and a beer girl right at the door and I think beers were $6 but I really don't remember. There were about…

Dames n' Games

Los Angeles, California

At least there's beer

Popped in before a concert and grabbed the $2 steak deal. This is the best part of the place. Decent steak at that price. And $2 beers. With a $5 cover…

Teasers Men's Club

Durham, North Carolina

Good time

Good club overall. I pop in here every few months and I'm never disappointed. The floor show is a good way to see what each gal has to offer and the lap dances in the…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Things are the same

Most of the basics have been covered by others, and me. The BM continues to operate as it has for months, maybe years. That's good news. I always go during a weekday afternoon. There are…

Flesh and Bones

Portland, Oregon

My regular check-in on Boom Boom Room was last week, and there isn't much changed over the last few years

My regular check-in on Boom Boom Room was last week, and there isn't much changed over the last few years. It's still pretty beat, and I don't think they are rotating dancers from the other…

Uncle Buck's Boobie Bungalow

Huntsville, Alabama

Hump day, indeed.

I was a bit skeptical about the quality of the Alabama clubs - especially in a city as small as Huntsville. The trip paid off, however, and I will definitely be going back for seconds.…

Showplace Gentlemen's Club

Dover, New Jersey

Quick stop

The parking lot is well lit, the stage is large, and the bathrooms are fairly clean. Still, not sure I want to become a regular. The last time I was here, a fight…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

Slow Thursday at Coli

Stopped by on a Thursday afternoon a few weeks back. Was at PH earlier but it was so crowded even around 3:00pm that I thought I would have better luck elsewhere... Anyways, the club has…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Decent - what was expected

The physical layout of the club hasn't changed in over a year. Bathrooms upgraded but still nothing to write home about. Pretty divey in general, square shaped bar then main stage. The dancers in…

Gabrielle's VIP Club

Nashville, Tennessee

Gabbys

This club used to be called Gabrielles for a few years, then it was bought out and called Wicked Angels. Then it was busted for an employee selling drugs. Now it is called Gabrielles again.…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

Not bad for a little fun

Visited here a couple of weeks ago. Was a short walk from the hotel, so thought we would give it a try. The area around the club is not great, so I wouldn't…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

It doesn't get much better than this

This was my second time at Hong Kong. I decided I needed to get away and couldn't think of a better place. I went for four days and I went by myself. I flew into San…

Hurricane Betty's

Worcester, Massachusetts

Good time, decent value

Had some free time on a day off and decided to check out Betty's since Riviera was not open. Arrived about 4:00, no cover. There were about 7 dancers there and 4-5 customers.…

Pure Gold

Oakville, Ontario

Same old, same old...

Stopped into PG after a long absence only to find out that nothing has changed. There was a $5 cover at the door, and license scanning inside. I'm not a big fan of that procedure,…

How My Tastes Have Changed

Has your taste in strippers changed over the years? When I first started going to clubs about 5 years ago I didn't know what I wanted from a stripper. I mean, of course I wanted them to get naked and dance on me, but I didn't know what it would be like at all. Would they be like the girls in porn? Like civilians, the girl next door? Or something completely different? On my first visit I was surprised to find out there were a lot more "average" looking girls than I expected. Several girls approached me and it was the basic, where are you from, do you want a dance routine. After a few dances I was approached by an older…

Cuatro Veces en Tijuana

I finally did it. Thanks to you mongers and the old poster "Dr. F," I was finally able to make my trip to Tijuana and experience its greatness! It started with the usual business trip to San Diego, but I extended my trip by one day and procured lodging in a hotel in San Ysidro. After checking in mid afternoon I took the walk to Camino de la Plaza and crossed through the border into Tijuana. The crossing was just as expected and detailed in numerous reviews. I found the taxi stand in Mexico and in broken Spanish asked, "Hong Kong cinco dollares?" After a few minutes and some intense zig-zagging I was in front of the bar and entering…

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Italians (cont.): Mia

This is a follow-up to ranukam's thread about Italian girls. I have three ATF dancers in the category "strippers who have given me lap dances without making me cum": a big-breasted Thai/Polish mix named Aphrodite, a bigger-breasted blonde named Angel,…

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OT: Cubs About To Start!

108 years of failure has an outside chance of ending if they can get through the audition. Either way, it was an AMAZING season!

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Twin Peaks

Twin Peaks has bigger peaks now. I went after a long break and lots of girls gor bigger parts now.

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Reviews Where OP Bitches About Well Known Facts

I've started visiting some of the 8 mile clubs and thanks to this web site I know pretty much exactly what I am in for from a $ standpoint at each and every one of these places. Secondly I do…

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Week 5 NFL bets

Chicago covers the spread (+9) @ KC. Chicago is a mess, but KC isn't a good enough team to destroy them completely. San Diego (-3) vs. Pittsburgh. Steelers couldn't beat the weak ravens at home. Chargers have Gates back.

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Italians

I'm into really into white girls, and I live in a city where the vast majority of the people are white. So, before I even step into a strip club, it's a given that I won't be into at least…

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Anti-bacterial hand sanitizer Stripper Hands?

So I had this ATF, and must emphasize the term "had". Anywho when we were in the process of getting to know each other she would make it clear to me how health conscious she is, and also making sure…

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Sammich for lunch

https://youtu.be/YyJaufnI4T0

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Rich homeless guy

This poor guy needs a shower, a hot meal and a strip club http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3262882/Husband-69-forced-live-lawn-1-3million-suburban-mansion-six-months-angry-wife-kicked-out.html

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putting what we do in perspective

We go to strip clubs and toss around $100 to $1,000 like it ant shit and for the most part most of these strippers even act like it ant shit. ( with exception to the $1,000 night thats a lot…

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Not brilliant! Drugs really age you!

Former Miss Nevada. Sad. http://www.people.com/article/miss-nevada-katherine-nicole-rees-busted-meth-trafficking

Rick's Cabaret San Antonio

San Antonio, Texas

Saturday Night Visit

While Rick's is near the interstate, you will find it after driving around in a heavy industry area. Parking was free, with lots on both sides of the building and in the street.…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

Tues night

Tuesday night arrived at 7pm, before the shift change. Seemed like there were about five ladies, two on the stage at a time. Less than 10 patrons. Was approached by no one for…

Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, California

Decent and good value for your money club

For starters, location seems secure enough and club does not have a seedy feel to it. Interior is spacious and staff is very courteous. A wide variety of drinks are free and tips are appreciated. Two stages,…

Paradise City Uncensored

South Houston, Texas

XTC South Review

This is a good place where it's OK to chill. The girls tend to go toward groups even if they aren't getting dances, but whatever. I don't feel pressured to get a dance here, but…

The Gentlemen's Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

Small club where YMMV

Visited Tuesday evening. No surprises. Small club. Each dancer does a 2 song rotation. Can get table dances at table, or dances in the VIP sections (seats 4-5 couples). Not many dancers, guessing 7-8 dancers.…

Gold Club

Memphis, Tennessee

first sunday visit.

Got a text from dancer, been wanting to see her so made the drive. Got to club about 8:00. She was busy so grabbed a beer and a seat. About 12…

Rustic Frog

New Albany, Indiana

A confused time.

I decided to travel back to The Rustic Frog for some Saturday enjoyment. Upon entering, giving my id and 6 dollar cash entry fee i walked in. As soon as you step in the building, the…

Foxys

Santo Domingo, Dominican Republic

my recent trip to SD

I visited Foxys on a Friday night during my recent trip to St Dmgo in DR. This is one of the most expensive clubs in DR. The only one more expensive is the doll house.…

Jimmy's Gentlemens Club

Chicago Heights, Illinois

Finally!

Finally, a strip club near Chicago that doesn't disappoint. Don't get me wrong, if you just want extras, a place like Arnie's is all you need. But for me, this is the place.…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Another wonderful experience at Electric Blue

It has been long since I visited this club and I badly wanted to go back after a long gap. Had some time on a Monday afternoon soon after the club opens and hence decided…

Goddess Gentlemen's Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Plesant Surprise

I visited for the first time, really to meet with a dancer that I had met elsewhere. The club was very nice and modern inside. There's more of a mix of girls beyond Russian, there…

Fantasy Plaza

Houston, Texas

Average at best

Went here after trying the whole telephone street area and that was a huge disappointment. I hit numerous clubs tonight because I kept hearing about how great Houston SC life is and I can…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

Talk about pure luck!

My brother was flying into Sky Harbor, and I had about 2 hours to kill. Figured I would head to a club to chill for a bit. A little side story first............. I was…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

First time visit

I stopped by Flight Club Saturday afternoon for the first time. My usual spot is Platinum in Toledo. Let me start by saying Flight Club was not very impressive at all and I left disappointed.…

Centerfolds

Lansing, Michigan

What a hole

I stopped by this place while traveling for business. It was filled with cigarette smoke, two larger dancers and a skinny one who seemed merged out. It was the day shift so granted, it wasn't…

Spyce Gentlemen's Club

Portland, Oregon

Good time, friendly dancers.

My husband and I stopped by here a while back. We were treated nicely and talked to a blonde girl that had a lot of tattoos. She was so friendly and made us feel very…

C.W.'s

Akron, Ohio

Ok this time

Haven't been to CW's for a while. Went around 6 pm. The shift was changing so got to see both afternoon and night shifts. Night shift has a stunning dancer who…

Living Room

Dayton, Ohio

Living Room

Still a very nice, small club, but it definitely has lost a step from 3 or 4 years ago (during the father’s management). The number of dancers and customers are down. Dancers tend…

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, New Jersey

DONT UNDERSTAND THE HYPE

My second visit to this place. Both visits were sub par despite the COUNTLESS reviews indicating otherwise. Parking lot was full but there is ample parking nearby. When you get in and your eyesight adjusts…

Luckys Cabaret

Vernon, Connecticut

Not bad

Stopped in late Friday afternoon early evening around 5:00 the place was not jumping but it was what I was looking for . I stopped in here about 5 years ago and it was a…

DaVinci

Bradenton, Florida

Sometimes you have to find for yourself...

Against my better judgement, and with the assisted judgement of a few drinks, I made the terrible decision to Davincis instead of my old faithful, Peek a Boo. It was a mistake. Granted it…

Christies Cabaret

Tempe, Arizona

Lunch time

I arrived at this club at about 12:30PM. I like to go to this club on my lunch because they offer a free lunch with purchase of a drink. Dr. covered purchase of a drink…

Club Harem

Baltimore, Maryland

Not Bad....Not Great

I went to this club on a Saturday around midnight. As other reviews have mentioned, this club is on the Block, so you can expect no cover, a dollar parade and a few hotties with…

Players Gentlemen's Club

South Hackensack, New Jersey

Nice place for a snack and an eyeful

I was in town for training again, so stopped by to see how things were at Players. I'd read that they'd been busted a couple time since I was last here), figured they'd be a…

Cafe Atlantis

Mississauga, Ontario

Heidi on the Prowl

Went to Cafe Atlantis for the first time in awhile. The first thing I noticed is that they're really letting the place go. That building is awesome for a strip club, but they take really…

Bustop

Boulder, Colorado

Boulder Busstop

I went to the Busstop on a rainy Thursday evening. It was extremely dead. I was one of maybe three customers there. The bored looking ladies were generally friendly. One on the topless side was…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

Thursday evening visit from the states

I came in on a thursday to check out the club. It's a decent layout. There is a long stage in the middle with two poles and a couple mirrors and that's surrounded by horseshoe…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Great Time!

The Landing Strip is a very nice mid level club. It is very comfortable, the bartenders and wait staff are very good. This afternoon I had some free time and decided to spend a couple…

Night Trips Tulsa

Tulsa, Oklahoma

Afternoon to Late Evening Visit

Hadn't been here for a long time and with the wife away for the weekend had some free time to burn. Was off work early and walked in around 3:00. Bouncer and bar…

Down In Texas Saloon

Austin, Texas

DTS Dead 3pm on Tues

$5 cover/sin tax. No other charge to get in. Asked how many girls were working as the parking lot was pretty sparse. Told there were 5. I'd never been here before…

Hot Legs

Louisville, Kentucky

Second Visit

This is my second review of this club and it is a compilation of my second and third visits to this club. My second visit was right after 8:00 on a Friday and there…

Club 516

Old Bridge Township, New Jersey

Boring Visit

Early Friday afternoon and I found myself in Old Bridge with time on my hands, so I figured I'd stop in and grab a beer. There were almost no cars in the parking lot…

PaperMoon Springfield

Springfield, Virginia

Too expensive and bitter

This was a crazy visit. The to why reviews are spot on regarding the place and its dancers. So I won't bore you with those details again. I will instead share my experience. It seemed…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Stopped into Pandora's last Thursday when I had a little time to kill

Stopped into Pandora's last Thursday when I had a little time to kill. Things I like about this club: not very crowded in the afternoon, still a pretty good lineup of girls, lots of new…

Club Rouge

Portland, Oregon

I was hanging out with JohnSmith69 and I was trying to think of what club we should go to after we left Dolphin

I was hanging out with JohnSmith69 and I was trying to think of what club we should go to after we left Dolphin. Rouge would usually be the easy choice, but it's been on a…

Dolphin II

Beaverton, Oregon

Me and a TUSCLer from out of town checked out this club

Me and a TUSCLer from out of town checked out this club. It was about 5 in the afternoon when we arrived. No cover. There were maybe 5 or so other customers besides us, so…

Club Rio

Indianapolis, Indiana

Friendly service!

I typically frequent a handful of clubs (Brads, Dancers, PTs, and most recently Rio). I have been trying to try some of the other clubs, but lately, Rio is where I come back to.…

Expose

Austin, Texas

Great little club!

We visited Expose twice over one weekend. The first night was great. Dancers are generally hot and are very chilled out, none of the hassle that is typical in other clubs. Most just asked if…

Leather and Lace

Gastonia, North Carolina

Sometimes things have a way of working out

Went to L&L last night, a Tuesday, and when i arrived around 7:30 or so I stepped to the bar to get a drink and was accosted by a day shift dancer that had danced…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Must Stop! (if your traveling from NYC to Boston)

I have been a patron of this fine establishment for some time now, if your from the area or passing through the "Blue" aims to please. Drink prices are not terrible, if your a sports…

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Nice Tits!

Shit! Shit! Shit!

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breaking news. Just heard on the local news

Story is, you heard about Burger Kings black bun hamburgers? Well the story as reported on the news is that it has a side effect. You will have green poop. Anyway that was the story reported on my local news. I thought…

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When Shit Can't Get Any Crazier - Here Comes A Porno Offer

Kim Davis say what? http://www.complex.com/pop-culture/2015/10/kim-davis-porn-offer-same-sex-porn-scene

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Tuscl back in the year 2001

I liked the disclaimer back then. Don't believe any of this crap. https://web.archive.org/web/20011204053706/http://www.tuscl.net/home.asp

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Emotional people

By nature women can be emotional at times, but you expect that. What do you do when a dude gets all emotional and butt hurt for no reason? Do some men take it to a bigger extreme? Or does it…

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That SC flooding is really taking a toll. :)

A South Carolina man called 911 early this morning to complain that his girlfriend would not have sex with him, according to an arrest report. When a cop responded to his Spartanburg residence, Patrick Doggett, 53, “stated he called 911 because…

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How did you become a TUSCLer ?

I had been a regular SCer for ~12 years b/f I became a TUSCLer in Jan 2012. I'd never been a guy to spend a lot of time surfing the web (and besides TUSCL really don't look at any other sites…

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Do you remember your first girl (sexual encounter) and your first beer (that you

The girls's name was Ann....kinda blah The beer was Olde English 800....two cans and I was drunk

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Which would give you the quickest hard on?

Seeing a hot stripper: nude, wearing a policewoman outfit, or wearing spandex/yoga pants. Nude would probably be the answer for most of you. Last night though I was at the gym, and I saw a couple decent looking ladies with nice…

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Feminist talks about "nice guys"

http://everydayfeminism.com/2015/10/nice-guy-lies-shouldnt-believe/ Good thing there aren't any of those around here!

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Ridiculous dancer names.

We have done this before but I just heard a new one at Follies and had to share it. "Property"

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Missing dancer

This is only for regulars of the Criket. I am trying to find out what happened to "Dallas" skinny blonde. I know the circumstances of her departure but not the resolution. If you know her current status you can PM…

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Things to do OTC.

SAN ANTONIO - A man and woman were arrested early Monday after they apparently tried to commit several robberies on the city's Northwest and West sides. Police say the spree began at about 3:30a.m. when the man and woman tried to…

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hey all new guy here love the site

I love the site. new guy from va no clubs in my area but cross over to md and wv for their clubs. I love strippers and have a few favorites in my area. looking forward to getting to know

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Hard to believe these two are twins!

Kind of twisted to help your sister with intimate produce activities! www.ftvhunter.com/twins-twins-anal-veggie-fun-video/ Check out the part at the end where she shoots the cucumber out of her ass! Brilliant!

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Do they respectfully report on the death of any hot woman with drugs in her syst

I suppose it's not just strippers. www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3260736/High-flying-doctor-mother-Kiersten-Rickenbach-Cerveny-taking-cocaine-drinking-two-men-dead-doorway-Manhattan-apartment-block.html Sad. And truly non-brilliant

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T shirt fails...And some wins

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CV36e2tj0co

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Stephen A Smith vs Kevin Durant

Is it just me or do you also find Stephen A Smith annoying as fuck? Especially when he talks about any sport other than NBA Basketball. http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nba-ball-dont-lie/stephen-a--smith-responds-to-kevin-durant---you-don-t-want-to-make-an-enemy-out-of-me-205335295.html

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5 Gorgeous Female Athletes

http://www.timetobreak.com/1880611/15-gorgeous-female-athletes-that-are-way-out-of-your-league/?utm_source=yahoo&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=YahooUSDesktop

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Free OTC

This was by far the single most surprising interaction that I've ever had with a stripper. Ever. Nothing else comes even remotely close. This dancer's OTC approach was so unorthodox that I've already posted a couple of questions…

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You think dancers in Columbia SC are ticked off at the weather?

Sunday they had 6 pm curfew. I heard they still have a boil water advisory. I bet they aren't happy. I'm prepared. I have two cases of beer.

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Monster Cock prank at clean clubs

So obviously if im pulling this prank i really dont have a monster cock lol but, im extremely curious to seeing how different i get treated by strippers if they believe i have one So i also spend time at clean…

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Comments By Idiots.

So, won't take long for this is escalate... Who do you think posts the most idiotic comments on this bored? (yes I misspelled that on purpose) My vote would be for Motörhead and Rech. Just kidding I actually think those two…

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Video Vixens

The proper wikipedia definition of video vixens https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Video_vixen I remember as a kid seeing these girls in the hip hop videos and being so turned on. Not only did they have out of this world ass and tits, but their faces were…

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Tampa 2 AMer.

TAMPA, FL (WFLA) – A fatal shooting occurred outside of a gentlemen’s club on North 50th Street early Sunday morning, officials say. According to the Tampa police news release, witnesses told police investigators the victim, whose name has not been released,…

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Kansas City Clubs

I'm going to be in and around Kansas City soon and am wondering if it's worth the effort to go to a strip club while there. Based upon the reviews, the best clubs seem to be in Lawrence.…

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Miami Strip Club Advice Needed

My dirtbag friends and I will likely be in Miami in a few months for a guys' trip. In order to make a SC visit worth my time, since I'm not a local, I was wondering if any of you…

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My Mother Slapped A Nazi....

Yes, it's true. She was a young teen-ager in France during the Nazi occupation. A young soldier got fresh and she slapped him. He pulled out his knife, but a German Officer grabbed him and chewed him out. Told my…

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Who remembers the good ole 16mm stag movies?

http://www.xnxx.com/video332986/1925_year_nostalgic_porn_movie

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Best Vegas Strip Clubs w/ No Cover or Low Cover During Afternoon or Early Evenin

Hi all. I know there are reviews posted, but there are a ton of SC's in Vegas, and the cover charges seem to vary quite a bit, based on whether you are a local or not, take the club limo,…

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The dangers of sex (and marriage)

Make sure you don't scream your atf's name while you're with your wife. http://www.local12.com/news/features/top-stories/stories/Woman-charged-with-stabbing-husband-during-sex-214352.shtml

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Approached in the nude ?

Man – I love women – I love the way they look and in particular the shapes of their bodies. Thus for me when a dancer I find attractive approaches me on the floor full-nude it def has a more profound…

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Top 3 hottest women in your city

Currently who are the top three hottest women that live in your city that you know of? When I say know, I don't mean seeing a girl one time at a mall, and it also doesn't have to be you being…

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Planning a trip

In July I went to my first strip club while on a road trip, I went at night, again next day lunch time, and again several days later on the way back. All those times I went alone and each…

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Dealing with rejection

I like most of you if I really like a dancer, I'll get her number. It might be to set up OTC, or it could just be to know when she's working etc. If you ask for her number, and she…

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"Strippers have feelings too"

http://www.people.com/article/amber-rose-slut-walk-los-angeles-photos https://instagram.com/p/8ZM4t0EqwE/

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How should I handle this issue on my OTC date with a new stripoer

I have a date tonight with the cute little stripper who told me that our sex is free. https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=37440 I'm about 95 percent sure that the sex is not free. Having spoken to her recently itc to set up the date,…

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Good News. South Carolina is out of the drought.

I got over 9 inches in my yard since last night and one tree down. I'm glad. I was getting tired of hearing about the drought. I just hope the Greenville Spartanburg airport got the 3.7 inches of rain…

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Escort says strippers, sex partners were provided to Louisville recruits, dads,

Dads? http://www.pennlive.com/sports/index.ssf/2015/10/escort_claims_strippers_sex_pa.html

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questions about viagra ?

Exactly how does this work ? Is it an instant boner or gradual ? Do you control the boner or does it spring into action by itself ? What should happen to some one that don't need it yet ? Were can i buy…

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Twerking

How many of you like it and/or think it is sexy? How many don't care for it and/or think it is a turn off? It just seems ghetto to me and It is a negative mark against the lady on…

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Fixing crappy management

Have any of you guys or gals, for that matter ever suggested to any of the managers that they read the reviews on this site or any of the others like this one. The reason I'm asking because over the…

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What happened to all the clubs in MB? Used to be at least 7 as I recall. Is gov'

Sorry, text is in topic line

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Do they respectfully report on the deaths of strippers?

In the Allentown, PA, area a local dancer committed suicide a few weeks ago. I suppose dancers committing suicide is not new to anyone on this board. There was some local news coverage that portrayed her as more…

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Has anybody ever taken their son to a strip club?

If so, how did it go? Video girl is trying to convince me to bring my 24 yo son to see her. She promised that she would show him a "good time." He couldn't afford the kind of good…

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Platinum Plus Allentown is NOW being charged with promoting prostitution.

A story that will interest those of you who are still paying attention to the chain. I think what is happening is NOW the municipality is charging them. http://www.wfmz.com/news/news-regional-lehighvalley/platinum-plus-strip-club-charged-with-promoting-prostitution/35637382 http://www.lehighvalleylive.com/news/index.ssf/2015/10/platinum_plus_accused_of_promo.html#incart_river_home

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OT: Neck tattoos

Lately, I've seen quite a few female civilians with tattoos on the back of their necks. Is that the new trend or something? Why do they do that? Do they think it looks good? Thoughts

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Portland 2AMer.

One person was shot and killed early Saturday morning outside a strip club in the Powellhurst-Gilbert neighborhood, according to Portland police. Portland's Gang Enforcement Team responded to the Pallas Club, at 13639 S.E. Powell Blvd. at 12:45 a.m. on reports of…

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offtopic, Elon Musk wants to set off nuclear bombs on Mars to make the planet wa

I guess he just never thought about all the nuclear radiation that would generate. Kind of hard to make a planet liveable when there are nuclear bombs going off all the time. Actually instead of using nuclear bombs, you…

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Pole-dancing dinosaur

The Stripposaurus Rex: http://www.dailydot.com/lol/pole-dance-dinosaur/

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OT : Uncle Tom

Over here yesterday there was a programme on radio talking about the 'Rumble in the Jungle' fight between Ali and Frazier, it was really interesting and they were talking to various journalists/trainers etc that were at the match. George Foreman…

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Your Stupid

It seams their are alotta retarded guys on this site. Here me out, you guys may want too brush up on you're spelling if you want too bang these high class hoz. You guys need to put down you're…

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OTC Failure

I have asked my now ex CF and the next 2 that I was hoping to be my next CF for OTC (when I say OTC I have tried to make the 1st meeting comfortable by just asking them to…

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OT: Name Something You've Bought...

Name something you've bought recently, that has been a total waste of money? Hmmm gee where to start? I spent over $1,000 on a Sonos speaker system for my office, and I have used it about 3 times. iWatch - still sealed in…

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San Diego Stripclub Rules (dancer/customer dates outside)

I'm used to being able to exchange numbers with my customers and hang out with them if I want to outside, when I worked in other states. I do notice that out here, the clubs are more strict about interaction…

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Best Handling of a P4P Venue even seen, in a movie

This was in the film adaptation of Nikos Kazantzakis's novel "Zorba the Greek". Kazantzakis is a very interesting person, having studied under Henri Bergson in Paris. He also wrote "Last Temptation of Christ", and I have often commented…

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What does it mean that Dougster is always calling other people gay?

What does that say about him? And why does he talk about lose screws? What does his need to say such things reveal about himself, especially given that he rarely talks about anything pertaining to women or sex with them? SJG https://sites.google.com/site/sjgportal/home Santana,…

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7 day hooker challenge

For the next seven days im going to fuck the same backpage hooker at the cost of $100 per pop. Im just curious to see how the sex will develop between 2 ppl fucking so much...im assuming near day seven the…

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Just for lopaw. LOL.

1. What do you call a pantry full of lesbians? A licker cabinet 2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian? A Klondyke 3. What do you call…

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How much stripper shit are you willing to put up with to get the pussy?

How many lies? How much money? How many times will you take being stood up? How many unanswered texts or phone calls? I think gawker's tolerance level is much higher than mine. I can take a lot of lies but I'll…

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Want to be a grandpa?

http://cphpost.dk/news/spies-turning-heads-worldwide-with-new-ad-campaign.html

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New Atlanta club

The Crazy Horse in Forest Park is finally going to give it a go and open. This is a Galardi club. See showbars,com. Grand opening is set for Oct16 at 1000PM. The other Forest Park club, Rumers that reopened six…

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stupid overtime

I had 20 bucks on the Steelers at +2.5. Guess I should have held out for +3.

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OT: Charon! Charon! Charon!

It may not have the same ring to it as Mars! Mars! Mars! or Pluto! Pluto! Pluto! but Charon is still brilliant! http://www.nasa.gov/feature/pluto-s-big-moon-charon-reveals-a-colorful-and-violent-history

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Mike Huckabee ad calls Washington a strip club

Huckabee calls Washington a strip club. He seems to think that is a bad thing, but it is the only thing that would ever get me into politics. http://www.businessinsider.com/mike-huckabee-strip-club-ad-washington-2015-10

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Hurricane Joaquin

Forecasters are saying Hurricane Joaquin could bring 'historic' rainfall amounts to the Carolinas. 18 to 20 inches. Holy shit. That's would nearly be as big as my dick.