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What do you prefer?

If you had to put this in order; 1- best. How would it go? 1. Nude club- nothing left to the imagination. 2. Bikini bar- booze, and a little something for the imagination. 3. AMP- can't comment, never been 4. Hostess…

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Midwest OTC

I live in the midwest. What is the going rate to offer a dancer for OTC in this part of the country? I am guessing you and the girl set very clear expectations on what is available before…

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Mexican state of Coahuila

Here, Ciudad Acuna, population 181k. They make things like automobile parts. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ciudad_Acu%C3%B1a This is very conveniently located if one is trying to drive that long stretch from El Paso to San Antonio. It looks like the first thing these border…

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How long was it ?

1) From the time you started SCing regularly till you found out extras could be had in a strip club? 2) How did you find out: + dancer propositioned you? + you asked a dancer? + friend/fellow-clubber? + TUSCL? + other

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More ugly strip club news from South Carolina.

Charges have been filed against the manager of a Myrtle Beach strip club after a woman said she was sexually assaulted in Myrtle Beach, according to police records. Anthony Louis Strickland, 45, has been charged with criminal sexual conduct, 1st…

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Georgemicrodong coming to Follies

Next Sunday, Aug 16, I will have one of my girls check out his package to see if he lives up to his name. If you want to hear the results first hand show up early next Sunday.

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Musicians referencing specific strip clubs in songs

In a recent song rapper Drake says, "Second floor at Tootsie's getting shoulder rubs". At first people didn't know if he was talking about a restaurant or the strip club in Miami, but then a couple of reps from the…

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Stripper cliques.

On a recent thread it was mentioned that word of mouth about customers does happen between dancers. Whether it is a lap dance or OTC. I believe that it does happen. Especially at clubs with a dozen or so dancers…

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The Vanderbilt athletic association needs a new advertising consultant!

Have you seen this? www.wwtdd.com/2015/08/vanderbilt-football-needs-slogan-help/ Not brilliant! :(

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I wonder if the "Mystery Lion" was wearing a suit

Apparently, there have been reports of a "large mountain lion-type of animal" in metro Milwaukee! www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/mystery-lion-strikes-again_55c3bcdbe4b0923c12bc1e2f I wonder if the reason they're not willing to commit to it being a mountain lion is that it is actually a real lion wearing a…

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I wonder if the "Mystery Lion" was wearing a suit

Apparently, there have been reports of a "large mountain lion-type of animal" in metro Milwaukee! www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/mystery-lion-strikes-again_55c3bcdbe4b0923c12bc1e2f I wonder if the reason they're not willing to commit to it being a mountain lion is that it is actually a real lion wearing a…

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Clowney’s father could be in prison for life if convicted in strip club shooting

Clowney's father should also be named Clowney. http://www.heraldonline.com/news/local/news-columns-blogs/andrew-dys/article30499533.html

Fantasy's

Traverse City, Michigan

Good but some competition would make it better

This is the only club in the TC area and the prices reflect that. The club itself is nice enough, decently clean, good sound system. Paid 30 dollars for cover (there was a feature dancer).…

MYNX Groton

Groton, Connecticut

Not a bad first time club

This is the perfect club if it's your first time going to one. I noticed a lot of navy guys when i went (due to the fact the sub base is right due the street)…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Going down hill

I arrived at the club on a Saturday evening. The first dancer I saw caught my eye. Her name was Carlie and had huge naturals. She also had one of the best asses I have…

Elysium Gentlemen's Club

Bunker Hill, West Virginia

Two for two bust for the Evening

I was probably the second customer of evening. I arrived at about 9:30 pm. I passed up going to Vixens because Vixens was packed, Wet t-shirt contest night. The entrance to the club is fairly…

Fantasy's

New Cumberland, West Virginia

Rayna And Sassy

Well it been awhile since I been at the club and I decided to attend after a 6 hour day at mountaineer. Didnt have a good good night but enough to have a good time…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

VIP room trip

This review dates back to a Friday in June. I had met a dancer the week before and had a good time in the lap dance area. I went back a week later to see…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Friendly, quality experience

A pleasant surprise after years of visiting clubs in Canada that are friendly and liberal in their interactions with nice and interesting women. I didn't think they existed in the US, or at least not…

Foxy Lady

Ranson, West Virginia

Two for two bust in one evening

I decided to cut my loses from Paradise City II so I decided to give Foxy Lady a chance. According to Ni** from Paradise City, it's the oldest club among the three in the area.…

Riverhead Gentlemans Club

New York, New York

Great small club

This is a small club with no cover. The dancers range in age from 25-30 and are mostly from Russia / Ukraine. Everyone is very friendly. One side of the club has a bar running…

Spearmint Rhino

Carter Lake, Iowa

Great club, great girls

SR is as good as they come here. Girls are very, very cute -- and they're willing to tell you their ground rules upfront...no springing a "keep your hands to yourself" when you go back…

The Pony Bama

Huntsville, Alabama

The Pony

Back in Huntsville today to do some clubbing and decided to give The Pony another chance. After trying weekdays twice and being ignored both times I wasn't expecting much. I walk in, no cover, and…

Boobie Bungalow Gentlemen's Club

Cornersville, Tennessee

Boobie Bungalow

I haven't been in this club in about two years so I decided to make the ride up and check it out today. I pay the $5 cover and walk in. I grab a table…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

same as it has been

The interior of the place has not changed in years. Still it is a clean and the layout is easy to navigate. The downstairs portion of the club features a large stage which is…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

Middle of the road

First time to this SC, surprised to see they scan your ID at Caddilac. It was Thursday evening and There were around 20 girls with 2 on stage. Had a decent cocktail. The girls on…

Knockouts NWI

Gary, Indiana

Will be back.

I decided to stop and check out scores since I was coming back through gary\lake station. $10 cover on Friday night. Not very busy but that's OK. They had a number of attractive dancers to…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Best Talent in Vegas

Went to Spearmint Rhino for a Bachelor Party group of about 15 guys. We got bottle service, so had a table close to the stage, but out in the open. Getting a table…

Pink Poodle

San Jose, California

Its ok

I spent three consecutive nights visiting here this trip and stayed over an hour each time. The remodeling has opened the place up considerably and the lighting and layout is better. Still a…

Sasnak

Topeka, Kansas

Sasnak Saturday afternoon

I made my annual trip to Kansas and I usually end up in Sasnak so it figures I was there again. It's my guilty pleasure club, in that it's somewhat nasty, but I enjoy…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

latest visit

Seems to be a consensus that the club is going downhill. I think you can still have a good time but it's frustrating to pay the high entry fee ($25, after you have purchased a…

The Outhouse

Lawrence, Kansas

Outhouse Saturday night

This was my first time to the Outhouse in years, but remarkably, not much has changed. The preferred method of tipping has been described often, including by me if you look back far enough.…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Club Risqué - Bristol

The last review was very detailed and extremely accurate, so I won't go into the physical details. The place opens at 11 am and goes until 2 am. I generally get there around 4:00 to…

1320 II

Springfield, Virginia

Pretty Nice Club

I went to 1320 II for the first time yesterday afternoon, and it was a pleasant surprise. The club is located in a storefront in a strip mall, with ample free parking. It…

Zachary's

Mashpee, Massachusetts

ehh, good piss stop but so is mcdies

been here couple of times going to and from the cape and I gotta say the stage is interesting. kind of hard to describe but looks like a pig pen. they should spend…

Club Rouge

Portland, Oregon

Perfect Dowtown Club

On a business trip to Portland last week I visited Rouge about 9 PM on a Monday and Wednesday, hands down one of PDX’s best downtown clubs. The club is moderately sized and has been…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Hollywood Review-8/8/2015

Of the many times that I've visited Hollywood, there were more dancers to choose from than ever before. A few of the daytime girls were even on hand to try to see if a weekend…

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, New Jersey

Awesome time

Very easy to find in a good location in Brooklawn. The ladies are a definite 7-8 rating and you wont be disapointed. The live shows were well worth my visit. Specifically, ask for Tania, she…

Executive Gentlemen's Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

Holy exxxtras Batman

Oh what a night..that's what the song says and that's how the night went. Met a local dancer from St. Bernard parish..went upstairs for a 30 minute session..negotiated to $350..WOW...I love this place..it had…

Porthole Pub

Pompano Beach, Florida

Still the best club for value/extras

Came by on a Thursday afternoon around 3pm. There was about 10 girls working, but by 5pm when I left it was up to almost 20. Almost a one to one ratio girl…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Early Monday evening

Stopped in about 7 o'clock Monday evening.parked in backlot, seemed clean and safe. Cover was 5 dollar or free I can't recall.Second trip here for me. Ordered New York stop meal, was good and…

Golden Dragon Exotic Club

Portland, Oregon

AVOID AT ALL COSTS.

From the bouncers to the waitress to the same this club is garbage. Filled with pimps and drug dealers the bouncers know this is happening. Total shit hole. AVOID AT ASK COST i…

All Star Bar & Grill

McCook, Illinois

Nice Surprise!

I had a nice surprise last night when I stopped by Allstar's. I had gone to Jimmy's in the south burbs looking for an ATF but she wasn't there and the vibe there was kinda…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

Extra good value.

Interesting and a somewhat overly complex little club. Timed my visit for the Wednesday 10/20 topless/nude special. (Thank you for that tip TUSCL reviewers.) Nice staff and hot women. It was not very busy when…

Wonderland

Providence, Rhode Island

Enjoyable, but....

The club inside is the best in the area, because it is new and very well appointed. The dancers are on par with the best looking dancers in the city. The staff is…

The Minx Show Palace

Des Moines, Iowa

Lame, don't waste your time or money

We went out for my 40th birthday and decided to go here. Got here around 10pm or so, and the place had 15 or so guys and a few girls just sitting around. The dance…

Scores Chicago Strip Club

Stone Park, Illinois

A Visit to Silicone Valley

When I visited Brad's Brass Flamingo back in its heyday, one of the things that always jumped out at me was how many dancers there had implants. Big, obviously fake, boobs. I didn't…

Club O

Homewood, Illinois

Don't waste your time

They've done some remodeling here but it's still located behind a bombed out hotel next to a vacant building right in the middle of a ghetto. Cover is now $15 and no hats are allowed…

Shangri La East

Fort Wayne, Indiana

Hit or miss

Visited a couple of times while at in ft wayne for work, since I've been numerous times to the one in Dayton. There is a $5 cover everyday. Physically the club is open…

Shadow Cabaret

Pompano Beach, Florida

meh.

4-Play, previously known as Playmates, is a small club in the end of a shopping center at the corner of Copans & 5th. It's pretty easy to find, as they've now updated the sign…

Cheeques

Linden, New Jersey

Wasted Potential

Cheeque's, a weird little club with an awesome name and barely-on-maps location, could be so much more. It's a typical NJ go-go setup, dancers behind the bar and dollar parade. Drinks are reasonable, staff is…

Dreams Atlantic City

Atlantic City, New Jersey

Strip Search/Hideaway

Stopped in for a couple bachelor parties over the course of the past few months. 2 of the 3 evenings were great, 1 night the vibe was a little off (could have been just me).…

Diamond Cabaret

Denver, Colorado

Best option in downtown Denver

After we visited La Boheme and found it to be awful we walked over to Diamond Cabaret a few blocks away. Cover was $10 and we got our change in ones. The girls make pretty…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Thursday afternoon stress relief

I decided to stop in on a thursday afternoon for a little stress relief after a long week already. I have been here over a dozen times, but this is my first visit back…

Déjà Vu Colorado Springs

Colorado Springs, Colorado

Fun for an afternoon

This was my first time to this place. It was easy to get to with plenty of parking. Things were a little slow, but it was a Sunday afternoon, so no surprise there.…

Secret's Cabaret

Fayetteville, North Carolina

OK for Fayetteville

I arrived st about 10:00pm and things were just getting started. Most of the ladies were 6-7s with the bartenders and shot girls being 8s. Several had not missed many meals. About…

Tiger Tail Lounge

Rockford, Illinois

Hotel... Motel ... Holiday Inn

Located in the Hotel/Motel complex right off the tollway on East State Street, one would assume that there would be ample opportunity for OTC action/activities. You have merely a few minutes away, a…

Fabulous TNT's

Colorado Springs, Colorado

nice place

Went here one afternoon after leaving Dena Vu. I definitely like this place better, though enjoyed the first one too. There was a bit more activity here: more girls, louder music. The…

TD's Showclub North

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Friday night fun

Went in on Friday night about 8pm. It started off pretty slow at first but then things started heating up a little. Met a lot of new ladies this evening (supposedly from Arizona). Got the…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

Not bad for a Monday

Went in on a Monday, and wasn't expecting much. There actually was a lot of girls for a Monday: Kiana, Tiffany, Ariel, Maria, and a bunch more, probably like 7 I think. Jessie wasn't working…

Center Stage

Springfield, Massachusetts

Didn't Pay Much, Got What I Paid For

I had heard Springfield strip clubs were good, and with a need to get a hotel night nearby I decieded to come in to see what the buzz is about. In the end, I…

Stiletto Atlantic City

Atlantic City, New Jersey

Business trip fun

On a recent trip to Atlantic city some friends and I stopped in to check out stilettos. Byob and full nude but there are several package liquor stores nearby for obtaining libations. Overall the club…

The Minx Show Palace

Des Moines, Iowa

During the week review

Went to the club last Thursday night. Got there around 1230 AM. Three dancers were available. One was on stage, and the other two were hanging around with the customers in the…

Bottoms Up

Irvington, New Jersey

Regret coming again

Tried this club out again only because I had the itch. Same crackhead outside asking for money and decided to give her a buck this time. Walked in and was not surprised to what I…

The Library Gentlemen's Club

Anaheim, California

Keep the Cash in the Pocket

First time to the club, and was impressed by the decore. After that, I felt like it as nothing special. It's a full-bar, so you get topless at best. There were a…

Jaguars

El Paso, Texas

Jaguars night

hit up this place after having a few drinks at another bar. first time here and it looked pretty nice off the freeway. Greeted by bouncers at the door who checked us for weapons and…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Saturday Night Not So Live

After a couple good visits over the last couple weeks, decided to check it out on a Saturday night. Not a good visit, a lot of new girls and none of them really my type.…

Cheerleaders New Jersey

Gloucester City, New Jersey

Thursday Night

About a week ago me and my buddy stopped in on a thursday night. We always wanted to try this place out so we decided to give it a go after going to a couple…

Georgie's Girls

Tallmadge, Ohio

All the wrong girls

Well. I went to Georgie's to see if my previous experience could be repeated. I was not so lucky this time. I sat at the bar and had a beer. I saw…

Crystal Cafe

Farmingdale, New York

Another trip to Crystal

Was in the area and decided to stop by. Club setting has been reviewed before, so I won't focus on that. Headed in and was immediately attacked by the old European lady and magnolia. Both are…

Foxy

El Paso, Texas

Second Experience

Went in and paid $20 cover, had some beers with me, the place is BYOB and for a Saturday night it was pretty packed but most cleared out after 2AM. Some pretty faces but mostly…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Tootsies

Back in town for business. It's a wonderful thing to be able to come to Miami on a business trip. All expenses paid and have some decadent fun at the same time. I drove to Tootsies…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Fun time in dallas

First, let me say this club definitely joins my top 3 rated clubs that I've been to (note key words "been to"). Very quickly, it's style feels like you are in a salon. It…

Power Adult Cabaret

Cleveland, Ohio

Not great

I stopped here around 10:30 last Wednesday. It was near my hotel. No cover because I had a hotel key with me. When you walk in there is a bar to the…

Parkway Tropics

Grand Rapids, Michigan

Nice Hangout

I was in town and stopped by to check out the talent. It feels like a local bar with a pool table and all in the back room. The girls are nice and…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

Two Different Visits

This will be a composite trip report of two different weekday visits last month. Both were post 10pmish. Tuesday was the first visit- an off peak night. The second (Thu.) would normally be considered a…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

Used to be my ATF

I am from San Diego. I used to frequent this club a lot. There are many reasons I have stopped and now drive all the way to LA to go to strip clubs. Cheetahs is not…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Great club

great strip club and def worth going to if visiting the area, first of all their is a great variety of girls including white girls, black girls, asians, latinas blondes, MILFS...pretty much anything you could…

Capital Cabaret

Morrisville, North Carolina

Sucked....and not in the good way

came in sat night to give this place another try. I won't be back. $30 couch dances have become less contact than table side dances. Got a dance from this hot blond…

Desiree's II

Norton, Ohio

Slow night at the dark dungeon.

Stopped on a Sunday evening while traveling. About five customers, two dancers, and one bartender in the place. Seemed fairly clean. The club is divided into about eight areas with a wrought…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

The smell of creatine and old spice

Came in around 1:30ish am. The place was pretty busy but not packed. I came late to see what after-hours was like. After hours opened up and I was lucky enough to…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Hound and old alike!

I visited this place on a Wednesday afternoon. Lots of young girls with tattoos and piercings, chatting it up with younger guys. Several "more mature" dancers who were there to get your attention…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Saturday at the Criket

I had some free time last Saturday so I thought I would check things out at the Criket. I had not been in on a Saturday day shift in at last 6 months. I arrived…

Bada Bing

Syracuse, New York

Worst experience yet!

I am still shuddering after my trip to Bing. I've been there throughout the years and was great back in its heyday. But now cameras have curtailed this to a shell of what…

Gentlemens Quarters

Hempstead, New York

Dissapointing

Located right by the railroad the place is very easy to get to and has great parking. Cover was only $7 for after midnight on a Saturday, not bad. Once inside it resembled…

Fantasy Nights

Syracuse, New York

Better than past visits

I've stopped in periodically over the years, every month or two. Agree with other reviews but with the right girls you can get some great value. Was pleased to see some new girls,…

Cajun Club

Houlton, Wisconsin

Hot time

Went in just with the intent to get to the VIP room and then leave. Found a beautiful red head who went by 'Silver' and had a face I will think of often.…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Back at the Hollywood!

This is a review of two visits over two nights. The club itself never changes. The place is just a nice club to hang out in. The porn on the TVs is…

Nikki's Roadhouse

Princeton, Ontario

Went to Nikki's on a Sunday night

Went to Nikki's on a Sunday night. Hadn't been there in many months. I guess the place opens up at 4PM. But I doubt you'll see a dancer for quite a…

McHale's

Corning, New York

quick visit

I was in town on business, and i had to see what this place was really like. I wemt at about midnight. There were about 20 people in the place with one dancer on…

Bobby's Bar

Melrose Park, Illinois

Spinner Sunday

Figured I would try a Sunday evening visit to see if things are different than the week. There was four dancers working and the bar was about half full. Opted for the two…

Trophy Club

Greenville, South Carolina

July 2nd

My first visit to trophys, ten minutes from I85. They have a dress code, they don't allow athletic pants or shorts. Cargos are good and covered footwear. Entry was 6$ and beer 5$. Not…

Deja Vu Showgirls Nashville

Nashville, Tennessee

Recent Sat night

Despite the warnings about SCs in Nashville, I decided to give it a try. Went around 1am on a Saturday night. $20 cover is OK, considering Sat night. Upon entering, the place…

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Animal brothel . SMH!

http://idomadiva.blogspot.co.uk/2015/07/3-farmers-arrested-in-whales-for.html

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MIA CF and striking out at the club

My CF hasn't been around in a month. She's never been the best communicator (she's a stripper), but it's been radio silence for a while. This is the busy season for her "day job", and last I spoke to her she…

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Multiple OTC

I was reading comments on previous OTC thread and somebody commented that once you do OTC with 2 or 3 girls the word gets around and it will be easier to get other girls to do OTC. Is this…

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Hot pic of Diva in jail....

so far she's doing OK...... http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51pixLuI3jL._UY879_.jpg

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The Tender Titties Issue

I'd be interested to get the opinions of others on this, dancer and custy. For the typical dancer, there will be certain days of the month when her tits are liable to be sore. I personally am not much…

Politics

Donald Trump Inflection Point?

Is taking on Fox's Megyn Kelly finally his "Bridge Too Far"?

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So you guys like exotic girls with great asses and tats?

What do you think of this one? https://scontent.fsan1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/1797552_640215642712879_521022947_n.jpg?oh=89876cb51e1d7fe99bcc09d88ad04052&oe=564B4723

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Booze and pasties

What all states have this law in effect? Most states or just some? Is it a regional thing?

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Doctor, Doctor!

Juice went to the doctor one day. Juice asked the doctor how long someone can live without a brain. Doctor asked how old juice was...

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clubs VIP membership cost

I would like to know what VIP membership costs in your area or any club where you know the price...dont forget to say what part of the country its in ...trying to get a sense of what's "big city prices"…

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Asking if you are LE

Seeing a comment about being asked if you are LE by a dancer ( yes SL your the man) got me thinking about the times I've been asked that. Both times I've grabbed the lady's hand and placed it on…

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Is RickyBoy's The System Alien Technology?

Given how advanced RickyBoy's The System is you've got to wonder if it could really have been the product of a human mind? Anyone else suspect it was actually aliens who developed it and told the secrets to RickyBoy?

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The Selfie of Violence

A stripper with whom I'm friends on Facebook posted a selfie of her bruised and bloodied face. Her comments on her broken heart implied that her boyfriend had beaten her. She later denied he was responsible, but her…

Rickey's on State

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

probably worth checking out if you like hood clubs...

I stopped into Ricky's. I hadn't been there in forever. Guessing they did a major makeover at some point. The neighborhood is not good. They have cameras that watch the immediate area however I doubt…

Lust Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

Outdoor patio bar with dancers

After a long drive I stopped to get gas and noticed the "No Cover 'til 7PM" sign so I decided to stop in. At first the place looked hopeless and I was about to leave…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Need to see more

I went here for first time today. There were about 5 girls there. No real stunners but a couple that were really fun to talk to. One that I thought about getting a dance from,…

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Good club, a few drawbacks...

Alright, let me preface this by saying that this is a very well-maintained and clean club. Rooms are themed, nice and private. However if you do a VIP, pay cash- they charge erroneous credit card…

Red Parrot

El Paso, Texas

Red Parrot is the place to be!

The Red Parrot is a very beautiful club, it has a light up show stage with three poles, a gorgeous full service CLEAN bar, and the VIP couches get replaced regularly. The women range from…

The Nine O Five Lounge

Pickering, Ontario

Absolutely gorgeous club

I had read good reviews and wanted to come here for a while now, so I finally made the trip after a round of golf not too far away. This has to be the absolute…

The Vegas Club

Darien, Wisconsin

Afternoon visit

I stopped in here after a failed visit to Show Palace. Walk in and at least they had dancers present, although all were between 5-7's at best. To be honest, the hottest woman…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Changes at The Cricket

Went to the Cricket after about year. The layout hasn't changed; stage with two poles in the middle surrounded by tables and booths along the wall. The bar also has two poles which only get…

Spearmint Rhino

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Really not a Shill Review

In Minneapolis for a client. Never thought I'd be back this way. Last round, I spent my time at Downtown Cabaret and until this week, thought I had had a good time.…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

Not Honest dancers

I visited the club on a Friday evening. The club is off Highway 59 close to Westpark tollway. It has a large parking lot, so you should not have a problem to find the parking.space.…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Good Value for a Wide Variety

Visited on a Friday & Saturday night and it was packed to the seams. There's a wide variety of girls at the club (at least 15 of them). The club itself is fairly…

Hi Five Club

Houston, Texas

Jia's Lounge 8-7-15

Stopped into Jia's on my way home to kill some time. The place is as run down as ever. Only Jia and one hostess were present and the hostess was occupied with a…

AJ's Nightclub & Sports Bar

Secaucus, New Jersey

Bring a suit case of singles

Been to this club few times, and disappointed everytime. I might go next time to see a game. Valet parking at jight hut yiu can park you car yourself across the st.…

Vic's Place

Irvington, New Jersey

Not as Great as the last time

Stopped in on a Thursday afternoon about 3 pm. Six dancers on duty, more (8 or 9) by 4:30 pm. A full range of sizes and shapes, all African-American. There did…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

Brad's

I went back for the first time in two years. Despite comments in recent reviews, it really didn’t seem that different (which was a good thing). The number of dancers seems a little…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Henry the VIII

I was in town on business and wanted to stop and check out Detroit clubs. I'm not sure why I picked Henry's over Bogarts and was considering the FC but last minute issues cut…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

this place is almost heaven for me

Stopped at this club around 6:30 pm and this was my 4th visit to any clubs and first visit to penthouse, i was maintaining low profile ofcourse with a stack of single bills. size os…

Play It Again, Sam's Cabaret

Las Vegas, Nevada

You get what you pay for.

This is a rough spot. I've been going here for years because a friend likes this place because he says all the dancers are attainable. Which translates into, old, unattractive, past their prime. Sam's…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Saturday evening review

I was here with some money to spend a few weekends ago on a Saturday night. It was a beautiful day outside, so it was surprisingly busy, especially as the night wore on a bit.…

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OTC Friendliness

How many dancers in your experience are OTC friendly? By that I mean open to meeting for sex OTC for $500 or less if the guy is not creepy. And let's limit it to girls who are a…

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Tesla Snake Charger

Tesla snake charger: A practical device or porn for cars? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUUbHDWk1nA

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They all have a rich guy story

Almost every dancer I've gotten to know has a rich guy story. The rich guy story usually consists of some wealthy dude that was hooking them up with houses, cars, clothes, exotic vacations etc... Apparently these relationships end mostly because…

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Do as I say not what I do

Any time someone posts on here about loaning a dancer money, I cringe and think what fool they are what a fool I used to be. Well, today I got a text from the most beautiful young women ever…

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OT: Your favorite football player of all time ?

Mine is former Dallas Cowboys running back Tory Dorsett – I'm not saying he's the best player or RB of all-time; just my fave.

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Goodfellas

I see there is a club named 'Goodfellas' Could I get whacked by a dancer there?

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OT: $100K cruise nearly sells out in a day

Now we know where the 1% is taking their vacation in 2017: On a cruise ship. Nearly three quarters of cabins on an epic, around-the-world sailing unveiled last month by luxury line Regent Seven Seas were booked within hours of the…

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OT: Verizon Ditches Two-Year Phone Contracts and Unveils New Rate Plans

Verizon is revamping the way its customers pay for cellphone service. The nation's largest wireless carrier on Friday said it was doing away the practice of subsidizing your new phone in exchange for signing a two-year service contract. The company unveiled…

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OT: No more price haggling at Lexus dealerships

TRAVERSE CITY -- Lexus is introducing negotiation-free dealerships as a way to differentiate its dealer experience in a field where the competition has closed the gap in offering a premium experience, said Jeff Bracken, general manager of Toyota's Lexus luxury…

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Sex With Robots Will Be 'The 'Norm' in 50 Years

<http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/sex-with-robots-will-be-the-norm-in-50-years-10438330.html> I don't know. Part of the allure is the disbelief that this real life person, a stranger, is . . .

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OT: If you could live anywhere within the United States

... Where would you live and why? Motörhead, you can't say in a VIP booth at Penthouse Club. SJG you c any day in an AMP in San Francisco!

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My trick to LDK'ing

I see a lot of people talking about the mess u make when LDK'ing, or just not being able to bust at all. Only a few people seem to talk about using a codom to keep everything nice and tidy.…

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Where's the love shadowcat?

What kind of feline are you anyway? I thought that we felids had a bond that transcended species. We're all cats after all. I ask you one question to enhance my enjoyment of my upcoming trip from the NC to Nairobi…

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Lover's Quarrel???

So I was at the club, and the CF was doing a dance for me. I got pretty heated like 10 seconds into it because I felt like it was supper mechanical (I'm a good tipper and this girls has…

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OTC adventure with blackout drunk dancer

Scenario: After mind blowing p4p OTC session with a dancer (let’s call her Bambi), I ask Bambi if I could take her to lunch. She eagerly accepts. Bambi is dark haired beauty. Ultra feminine with a quick, cute…

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I made a great discovery, LOL

Visual stimulation no longer turns me on. Grinding gets me there half way. The next frontier for me is olfactory stimulation. If I sit up straight, closer to the edge of the seat, I am up close and personal with…

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O.T. Trinitrotoluene

Many years ago in conjunction with my seismic doings in the oil patch I learned how to handle dynamite - TNT. I have been entranced by the stuff ever since. I LIKE explosions. I like doing fireworks shows for my…

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Bullshit Excuses from Intimidated Customers

I realize I'm mostly preaching to the choir here, but a recent SW thread brings up some of my feelings about being intimidated by strippers, feeling like you have to make up lies and excuses for not wanting to dance…

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Best Way to Train New Strippers

Was discussing the influx of new strippers with the master and our efforts to train them correctly. New strippers think table dancing means dancing, but we like grinding, touching, and other high mileage activities. Wouldn't it be better training, if…

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Captain Save-A-Ho Rides Again

My ATF's cable was cut off for non-payment, and ComCast required a credit card payment to resume service. Since she does not have a credit card, she asked if she could give me the money and I would pay…

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What do you guys think about Ben Affleck's former nanny?

I say brilliant! I'd get a dance from her! http://pagesix.com/2015/08/05/what-affleck-nanny-christine-ouzounian-is-really-like/

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Are all Liberals High?

Philosophical political questions from my high journal. Being high makes me liberal. It makes me sympathize with liberal ideas and strategies. And being high makes me happy and content. Question. Does this mean that being liberal makes…

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Offtopic cnbc, when will the fed raise rates and is there a lizard man?

As far as interest rates, watch the US 3 month treasury rates. When it reaches or exceeds .25% expect the central bank of the US to raise rates to .25%. It is data dependent. Every central bank…

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To my ATF: No One Else Comes Close

Let me just be stupid for a second. Here is a song I really like and when I listen to it I always think of her. I actually just decided to take a break from her and the clubs for…

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Problems OTC

Hey all I'm a newbie and this is a two part question. Have any had drama after OTC? Also, the only acronyms I know are OTC, ITC, and ATF. So if anybody knows a link or…

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"Non-loser" Boyfriends

ATF Lite's babydaddy is still kind of a loser, but his high school basketball team did make it to the Michigan state championship game. (big school class). They lost though. But two of his teammates made it to…

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Did I Ever Mention that RickyBoy is Gay?

Lol!

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Nasa secret....what the astronauts really did on the moon

https://instagram.com/p/n8TGNhGg0Q/?taken-by=herbkitchen

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Fort Wayne 2AMer.

FORT WAYNE, Ind. (WANE) A woman was shot after police say a man opened fire at north-side strip club early Thursday morning. Fort Wayne Police were called just after 2 a.m. to the parking lot of Stewies club on Coldwater Road…

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Question for shadowcat

Since I'm planing a trip to the states to go all wildebeest on that dentist's ass I have a strip club question for you. Mind you, I don't know what kind of cat you are, but I figure we felines…

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Time for Superbowl picks.

Last year I picked the two conference winners,great,I'm gonna put that wad on the Seahawks.Then with 26 seconds and one yard to go Mrs Carroll has the biggest meltdown in SB history,ouch.Remember that Jordanian pilot that got burned alive by…

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A warning to the gun toting TUSCLers if you decide to hunt lions

I'm not an Uncle Leo (lion equivalent to Uncle Tom) like that damn Cecil. I would have gone all wildebeest on that dentist's ass and if you cross me you'll get the wildebeest treatment too. And know that I've figured…

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Casinos, nightclubs, bars.

Anybody here partake in any other activities besides strip clubs? I always wanted to go to a casino but I don't need another addiction. I might go broke.

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Have your friend shit all over her walls so it pisses off her dad so you get a h

Brilliant https://youtu.be/8geLnpGmQAQ

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A science exhibit everybody can get behind!

www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/japanese-exhibit-anus_55c27a1ce4b0d9b743dab4b4 Just click on it! It's brilliant!

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Toronto design company gets wood from former strip club

http://globalnews.ca/news/2149870/toronto-design-company-gets-wood-from-former-strip-club/

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WHAT MAKES A GREAT STRIP CLUB SONG

http://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/music/what-makes-a-great-strip-club-song-7541038

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Speaking of Facebook.....A number of ex-dancers "find religion"

I have a few facebook friends that are retired dancers, but I sometimes look at the profiles of their stripper friends. They're girls I may have seen in the club, but don't really know. Seems like there are…

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OTC offered

I've been trying to get OTC from a Minneapolis strip Club for years. I've had decent in club relationships with a few girls but whenever I brought up OTC they would shut it down. A couple girls acted like they…

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Titties

The one thing in the world that men can all agree on that they love: soft, natural, perky titties. World wars may rage and hatred may be exchanged between different races, countries, religions, social statuses, and political ideologies, but one…

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First Couple Club Trip

So the man and I had a impromptu trip to the strip club with friends. It was short, and both of us have never really been, but realized that the trip led to some great after hours for the two…

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First Couple Club Trip

So the man and I had a impromptu trip to the strip club with friends. It was short, and both of us have never really been, but realized that the trip led to some great after hours for the two…

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Does anybody else here facebook stalk their strippers? and is it helpful?

I assume the answer is yes. I definitely do. And I don't mean it in a bad way or to hurt anyone of course. I have several on my own FB. Probably about 10. There is one DJ and 1…

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Detroit?

Going on a business trip to detroit soon, I'm from Phoenix and am used to the hi-liter. Any good suggestions?

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Is your club clearly visible on Google maps?

I went up Dale Mbray Highway today on google maps so I could see Mons Venus, Tampa. I was bored. Is your regular club clearly visible on google maps if so tell me the club name, street and town so…

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Late night clubbing. Why?

I mostly go clubbing during the day shift. The exception is when I am out of town and have to decide between the hotel TV or a strip club. What I don't understand is how and why most clubs fill up…

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Founder, how about condom reviews?

Reflecting on JS69's thread, and on how most strip club mongers like to brag: https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=36476 If we had a system for reviewing condoms, playing on that propensity for bragging, it would encourage condom use and hence be a social good, besides providing…

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PHILLY MONGERERS QUESTION

Taking a business trip soon to the Philly area. Dont have much time so wanna get down to the point. I'm looking for a club with the best quality girls (white or black) that offers extras. Not looking for big…

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What is your kryptonite in the strip club?

Mine is a nice juicy ass. What say you?

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Apologies to my TUSCL friends!

If I am are wrong about something I always try to apologize! Accusations of trolling shouldn't be thrown around randomly and they typically result in more trolling, so I should have bit my tongue and not accused rickdugan of trolling! Mind…

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convo quality

How do you feel about pre and/or post dance conversations (e.g. when her mouth isn't already busy lol).

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Strip clubs out of business soon?

To late for many, but OK for future PLs. http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/sex-robots-the-norm-50-6190575

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When I'm 87 years old

this is how I want to live. Do you think people will believe that my strippers "dance for him to soothe his notoriously explosive temperament – and nothing else"? http://dailym.ai/1MMgRzd

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What's up with people trolling my buddy Rick Dugan?

Ricky and I are both shooting from the hip and keeping it real, he in the jungles of America and I in the jungles of Africa. Metaphorically speaking in both cases, of course, because I'm more of a savanna cat. Big…

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Shoot out at Rock Hill SC strip club

http://www.tmz.com/2015/08/04/jadeveon-clowney-dad-mugshot-attempted-murder-strip-club/

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This might be the end for Atlanta's "Doll House".

http://atlanta.curbed.com/archives/2015/08/04/apartments-cheshire-bridge-strip-club.php No loss in my opinion.

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A must have if you're afraid of bully bouncers......

Carry one of these... http://www.incrediblegear.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/14/brass-knuckle-duster.gif

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Flint, MI 2AMer.

FLINT — Police say a man has been found fatally shot outside a strip club in Flint. The Flint Journal and WEYI-TV report officers responded early Tuesday at Cloud Nine and found the man dead of an apparent gunshot wound. Police are…

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Adding on to Shadow's post of PP clubs going down hill.

Last night I met some friends at the PP in Columbia SC. Got some cd's. yes there is still a person in couch room bird doging. But the dancers were pretty good. 1 way touching. made a pit stop to…

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Stand your Ground at the Strip Club

http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/news-columns-blogs/fred-grimm/article29888830.html

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Tootsie's has been Sold

http://www.miamiherald.com/news/business/real-estate-news/article29880694.html

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Thug Bouncer

http://www.bnd.com/news/local/article29891662.html

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Fresh Drink Rule

I have never heard of this before until several people mentioned it in a recent post. How does this work exactly? And how is it enforced? And what clubs have this rule? I've been to 75-100…

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I'm gonna be an actor in a porn film

So I was watching a dancer love my penis the other day. I've taught her to kiss, lick, love, devour, suck, and be my oral slave. I'm watching it, loving the visual of my ultimate porn scene being…

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Long Distance SS Advice?

Got hit with some SS yesterday. "Car payment is due in a few days, I'm so worried I'm going to lose my car. " She didn't ask for anything but was obviously hinting. I'd love to use this to my advantage but…

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BBBJ vs FS ?

No – not another thread as to which is your preference. This one is about ease of getting. Although the black dancers in the black dives I hit are often VHM and UHM w.r.t. dances; IME many black women and not just…

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Rachel Dolezal and Why this Black Man would not date her.

I've come across smart, intelligent white women like Dolezal in professional work places. I would say three in total who were vere attracted to me. Eventually what I realized is that they wanted in (to empathize with) to the "black…

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When Google and urbandictionary are Not Helping

Off topic: Has anyone been watching "The Last Ship" on TNT? Especially the ex-military guys. Several times in recent episodes, the Navy guys have used the term "Whiskey". By the context, it must mean…

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If she wants a dance from you....Fill in the blank

If you're gonna get a lapdance from a girl, she can't have blank. For me it's a flat ass. To this day I believe I've only gotten a dance from one girl that had a flat ass (she ended up being…

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Good to the last drop

CIM is pretty important to me because of the "continuity". My last experience was pretty special. Not only did she want it in her mouth , she went back after the last little bit. Helped with clean up too!…

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What policy\rule makes you never go back to a club?

For example... I never go back to Bikini clubs "Fresh drink" policy clubs And black clubs.

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Boner pills

Let's say a friend of mine sometimes requires pharmaceutical assistance to achieve full bonerosity. Let's further assume that a couple of times in the past he has ordered generic Viagra for around a dollar a pill from the website…

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A Member Commented that My Reviews Read Like an AD

A member said that my reviews read like an AD. This makes me look bad and I am not employed by any strip clubs. What do you all think? i am just simply telling people what the strip clubs are…

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Does anybody else think rickdugan is trolling TUSCL?

I'm honestly not trying to troll rickdugan or anyone else with this, but I noticed something a bit weird! rickdugan bumped his own "Ignore List" thread a few hours ago! WTF? I'm honestly beginning to think he's playing all of…

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BB King- Blacks without Soul.......

Can you please help?....From Amazon Women on the Moon-1987 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dO-AkORggyY