I finally did it. Thanks to you mongers and the old poster "Dr. F," I was finally able to make my trip to Tijuana and experience its greatness!
It started with the usual business trip to San Diego, but I extended my trip by one day and procured lodging in a hotel in San Ysidro. After checking in mid afternoon I took the walk to Camino de la Plaza and crossed through the border into Tijuana. The crossing was just as expected and detailed in numerous reviews. I found the taxi stand in Mexico and in broken Spanish asked, "Hong Kong cinco dollares?" After a few minutes and some intense zig-zagging I was in front of the bar and entering a new world.
$5 cover and a pat down at the entrance but I got a free beer. Was it Tecate? Anyway, I sat down at a table and an English speaking mesero named Raul came over. I tipped him $10 and told him what I was looking for and he started bringing over girls and bringing us ficha drinks.
The second girl he brought was an absolute 10. She spoke a little English and I spoke some Spanish but there was definitely an attraction on my end (and I'm telling myself her end too!). After a couple drinks and some major groping I asked her arriba for $80. She agreed and away we went. After we got the room, this chica immediately is lunging to remove my clothes and initiates a BBBJ. I asked her to slow down but my Spanish isn't perfect and from her reactions maybe I asked her to go for it because I erupted right away. She gets up to clean up and we talk a little bit while I'm standing there probably grinning like an idiot with my pants down. I offer her another $30 to finish her time with me proper and she accepts and we start poundin away until a few minutes before the knock.
I go downstairs, we say our goodbyes and Raul is hounding me. He brings las mujeres and we start the interviewing process all over again. The process involves multiple $7 ficha drinks. Groping and sometimes tipping every girl that comes over and heavy kissing with lots of them. After several rounds of this, I find a enchanting seductress named Barbie. She is probably a 7, but she speaks good English, has big tits, and has the most playful way about here. I'm in lust! I offer her $80 for arriba and we go through the whole robe/room/towels/tip everyone in sight game again and head up. Upstairs Barbie was a lot of fun. CBJ to start out (can't win every time) and several positions later we are pounding each other pretty much until time is up. She hugs me, gives me her phone number (why do they do this?), and gives me a hug before she leaves.
After the blood flow returns to normal, I finally get hungry. I go outside to recon the area and get some food. It is unbelievable how many good-looking street-walkers work this area. As I was walking, I was solicited several times and I talked with all of them. $30 was offered time and time again, once in a while $20 was offered. What the heck?!? For $20 how much enthusiasm could a girl have? I grinned and politely turned down these offers and found a taco stand. For about $7, I got some really good food. It sounds dumb, but Mexicans sure know how to make great tasting tacos.
I crossed the street in order to meet some new girls on my walk back. I talked to a few but the sociologist in me was fasinated in the fact that the more aggressive girls had the better locations across the street. I would have loved to get paid to extensively research this way of life but that was a different mission for a different day and I was at the entrance of the club again.
$5 entrance fee and pat down (again), but who cares. Hong Kong is Disneyland for guys without the high prices. Raul found me again (no surprise there) and we were soon back again interviewing girls and buying fichas.
Shortly after, Raul decides he is leaving but not before he introduces "el mejor amigo en todo el mundo" or something along those lines. I secretly believe Raul will get a cut of the tips I will be givin the new guy but whatever. Keep bringing girls over.
Eventually I meet Carmen. She plops herself down on my lap and starts stick-shifting right at the table. By this time, I have figured out the meseros don't care and have probably seen everything before. This girl is something. She is probably only a 7 but everything about her exudes sex. The way she styles her long black hair, the way she moves, the way she dresses, her scent, everything! After a couple fichas, I offer her $70 for arriba (I'm getting smarter) and she accepts. We get up to the room and it's CBJ time again. After that, we get going for the main event and we go at it like porn stars for a few minutes. She stops and offers me her ass if I will give her a nice tip. Seriously? Mongers, you have not lived until you are in deep with a delicious looking Latina's ass in a hotel in Tijuana. We go at it until shortly after the knock, I pop, and we head downstairs.
My mesero finds me again just like I knew he would, but I'm beat. I kick myself to the curb, get the taxi back to the frontera and get in the customs line. After a little bit of a wait with my passport in hand, I get waved through by this dude that looks at me like he knows exactly what I did all day. He probably wasn't psychic, it's been two weeks since my trip and I still have a grin from that day. I pass through customs make the very long walk back to my hotel and sleep until late morning.
Friends, if you are still reading this and made it through this, good job. I wrote it as an article because it is too long for a review. I also wanted a larger audience to see it because Tijuana is my favorite place on the planet. If you are unsure, read the reviews, and you will understand. You simply have to go. I'm not sure how much I spent. I estimate a couple hundred on drinks for me and the girls, more than a hundred for the 3 rooms and various tips, about $300 with the tips for the three girls. What am I at $600? Call it $650 for three girls, 4 shots, hundreds of kisses with a dozen girls, and my hands on countless Mexican titties. I'm sure I could have gotten my number down with a rented room and less fichas but I had the time of my life.
You have to go!
Hotel in San Yisidro? This is really where you want to be sleeping?
Tipping a mesero named Raul to bring over girls, instead of just approaching them yourself, be they on stage or out and about, and letting them see that you like them?
Groping, but no front room GFE? No really introducing yourself to her or vice versa?
So you never did rent an overnight room or ask for a longer session? But you had already paid for your empty room back in San Yisidro? Arriba means just like to go upstairs?
You didn't court the girl some and set it up as GFE and take it to FOV/FIV and then when you wanted to go upstairs with her, wait until she asked for money. You didn't make up any non-P4P excuses to just hand her some fraternizing strip club style tips, so show good intentions and that you aren't wasting her time?
Getting into heavy kissing with some of the second round of girls though.
They give you towels and a robe? Robe is because you walk with the girl out on the sidewalk to the hotel. and she isn't really dressed for the outside?
Second girl gave you her phone number. Ever consider seeing her again? Ever offer them your contact info? This is why I have zero interest in sex tourism.
No one talks about Montezuma's Revenge?
Didn't seriously consider the street girls, even though they were good looking, because they would not have much enthusiasm because the money was only $30? Consider that you could fraternize with them a bit, and maybe give them a bit more money?
Girl #3 only $70, but then her ass for more money. This is why I have no interest in sex tourism. But still not sure how friendly you had really gotten with her, in getting to know her and letting it be more for her than just quick money. At least they kiss. That is something. But it could be much nicer.
So when you were back in San Yisidro, did you wish you'd rented an overnight room and bedded down with one of them?
Even just renting the room, could that have saved you some money and averted the knocks on the door and let you and the girl relax a little more and then maybe go for a second pop?
A way to avoid buying them so many drinks, but instead just handing them sitting tips.
Ways to get to know them and turn on the charm, and then spend more time with them?
Eating your tacos alone, instead of inviting one of the street girls to eat with you, and paying her too, as that should make a follow on session go nicer?
Ways to engage in preliminary fraternizing with street girls some, comparable to what you can do with the HK Bar girls?
I'm going to be having a great time in TJ, but it won't be sex tourism. It will be the beginning of a major commitment to the city. And I'll be having so much fun because I won't be doing things the way you did.
Great article though, thanks. Would you do it different next time? Another bar? Overnight room? Street girls?
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