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What do you call a pantry full of lesbians? A licker cabinet
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What do you call an Eskimo lesbian? A Klondyke
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What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Fur Traders.
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What do you call a lesbian with long fingers? Well Hung.
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What do you call lesbian twins? Lick-a-likes.
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What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian? One's a snack cracker; the other's a crack snacker.
And the favorite....
- What do you have when you've got 50 lesbians and 50 govt workers? 100 people that don't do Dick.
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The number one reason that guys like lesbians They like the same things we do !
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalottapus
What did one lesbian frog say to the other?
They're right. We do taste like chicken.
Lol Brilliant!
Gay riddle time....................
R: A fag couple and a lesbian couple are instructed to wake up at sunrise Saturday morning to drive from Los Angeles to San Francisco. The fags are driving a Lexus, the lesbians a Prius. Which couple got to SF first, and why?
A: The lesbian couple got there first. They got there lickety split while the fags spent a bunch of time packing their shit.
What do you call an Irish lesbian?
Gaylick
How do you know you're in a lesbian bar?
Even the pool table doesn't have any balls.
Lol
Q: Why would lesbians like to be reincarnated as whales? A: So they can have 10-foot tongues and breathe out of the tops of their heads.
You've gotta love having the freedom to tell jokes that make fun of whatever race or class of people you want.
They're all funny but this is my fave: 7. What do you have when you've got 50 lesbians and 50 govt workers? 100 people that don't do Dick.
It's sad that I got absolutely nothing to add here. You guys are a hoot!
Did you hear about the lesbians who built a house? No studs.
All tongue and groove.
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