Just for lopaw. LOL.
shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
1. What do you call a pantry full of lesbians?
A licker cabinet
2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian?
A Klondyke
3. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.
4. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?
Well Hung.
5. What do you call lesbian twins?
Lick-a-likes.
6. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?
One's a snack cracker; the other's a crack snacker.
And the favorite....
7. What do you have when you've got 50 lesbians and 50 govt workers?
100 people that don't do Dick.
A licker cabinet
2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian?
A Klondyke
3. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.
4. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?
Well Hung.
5. What do you call lesbian twins?
Lick-a-likes.
6. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?
One's a snack cracker; the other's a crack snacker.
And the favorite....
7. What do you have when you've got 50 lesbians and 50 govt workers?
100 people that don't do Dick.
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Lickalottapus
They're right. We do taste like chicken.
Brilliant!
R: A fag couple and a lesbian couple are instructed to wake up at sunrise Saturday morning to drive from Los Angeles to San Francisco. The fags are driving a Lexus, the lesbians a Prius. Which couple got to SF first, and why?
A: The lesbian couple got there first. They got there lickety split while the fags spent a bunch of time packing their shit.
Gaylick
Even the pool table doesn't have any balls.
A: So they can have 10-foot tongues and breathe out of the tops of their heads.
They're all funny but this is my fave:
7. What do you have when you've got 50 lesbians and 50 govt workers?
100 people that don't do Dick.
You guys are a hoot!
No studs.
All tongue and groove.