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Just for lopaw. LOL.

Oct 2, 2015, 1:21 PM
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shadowcat
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  1. What do you call a pantry full of lesbians? A licker cabinet

  2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian? A Klondyke

  3. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Fur Traders.

  4. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers? Well Hung.

  5. What do you call lesbian twins? Lick-a-likes.

  6. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian? One's a snack cracker; the other's a crack snacker.

And the favorite....

  1. What do you have when you've got 50 lesbians and 50 govt workers? 100 people that don't do Dick.

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twentyfive

The number one reason that guys like lesbians They like the same things we do !

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GACA

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

Lickalottapus

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shadowcat

What did one lesbian frog say to the other?

They're right. We do taste like chicken.

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lopaw

Lol Brilliant!

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minnow

Gay riddle time....................

R: A fag couple and a lesbian couple are instructed to wake up at sunrise Saturday morning to drive from Los Angeles to San Francisco. The fags are driving a Lexus, the lesbians a Prius. Which couple got to SF first, and why?

A: The lesbian couple got there first. They got there lickety split while the fags spent a bunch of time packing their shit.

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motorhead

What do you call an Irish lesbian?

Gaylick

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motorhead

How do you know you're in a lesbian bar?

Even the pool table doesn't have any balls.

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crazyjoe

Lol

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londonguy

Q: Why would lesbians like to be reincarnated as whales? A: So they can have 10-foot tongues and breathe out of the tops of their heads.

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seaboardrr

You've gotta love having the freedom to tell jokes that make fun of whatever race or class of people you want.

They're all funny but this is my fave: 7. What do you have when you've got 50 lesbians and 50 govt workers? 100 people that don't do Dick.

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lopaw

It's sad that I got absolutely nothing to add here. You guys are a hoot!

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TheFword

Did you hear about the lesbians who built a house? No studs.

All tongue and groove.

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Just for lopaw. LOL.