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Dallas Advice - Revised

Wanted to thank everyone for the advice for Dallas. I am def gonna check out Babydolls based on everyone's recommendations. Papi is right ... I should of clarified a little more on some key points. + A club with readily available…

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Just figured out my next career move...

Gonna start having these Ho's pay ME! lol,,, https://www.yahoo.com/style/i-give-happy-ending-massages-to-women-for-a-116487499003.html

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PL PSA

2 new articles posted – have not read them me self.

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Q. What do you call a stripper...

Q. What do you call a stripper who loves small dicks? A. Your ATF

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clubbing on 1 % of my income

Just a financial good decision

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Watched a PL get busted for non-payment

At a dive sc a few weeks ago standing in the screened outside smoke area. There were about 4 dancers out there with me. Smoke area has a view to the front door of the dive sc. Suddenly…

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100 degrees at 11:00am......

Its so hot out here I saw Satan sitting under a tree eating an ice cream cone. Seriously, you guys notice that establishments don't crank up the AC like they used to?

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OT: Joke time.

This makes perfect sense to me ... She was outside pulling weeds on a hot summer day when her husband walked up and asked her what they were having for dinner. Irritated by the thought of him sitting…

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Brilliant body types in different countries!

If these images were real women, how many would you like to see in a club? www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/what-the-ideal-womans-body-looks-like-in-18-countries_55ccd2a6e4b064d5910ac3b0?cps=gravity_5054_-8202180861796421997

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The Attractive Power of Kindness

Feeling a bit philosophical after a particularly good experience the other night. As a man who's left his youth behind and who is not particularly good looking, I've had the experience (like we've all probably had) of walking into clubs and…

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Church Ladies at the Club ?

Was in Jacksonville, Florida club Saturday afternoon around 4 pm. Not busy, 5 performers ( got dances from all ). I noticed several conservatively dressed older ladies in the hallway, guess they came in the side door. Noticed the girls…

Tijuana

Clubs in Tijuana getting cred as Strip Clubs

I don't like it that these clubs are in the top 10 for strip clubs, they are clearly brothels ...... The whole rating system is tainted because of this ! TUSCL owners.... Take them off this site. Its not like…

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Would you help?

Would you help this damsel in distress even if your wife beat the shit out of you? https://youtu.be/Cv_OcnQqMNA

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Stripper seriously wounded in stabbing

http://www.ksat.com/news/entertainer-critically-stabbed-at-west-side-strip-club

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How many "10" s do you see in the strip club?

Last night I saw the first legit 10 in a strip club I've seen in a while(seen plenty of 8s and 9s though). (Mind you I've never been to spearmint rhino, baby dolls, tootsies, Mons Venus, follies, detroit, etc.) It…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Beautiful inside, but not a great value.

I just left Chicas Bonita, and decided to stop by Palomino Club. I was hoping to say that it was a bit over rated, but its really a nice looking club. Pretty swank on the…

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

Skyana

Went into the 19th Hole on a Saturday night - $5 cover at night. Lots of dancers - most of whom are good lookers. Made a good connection with Skyana - she sat with me…

Secrets

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Always new girls

I've reviewed this club before and nothing has changed except almost none of the girls from 3 months ago are there now. The girls that are there right now are not as hot as…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

Alive and kicking

Guys guys guys. The reports of the demise of the Player's Club are WAY overblown. I visited on Saturday and the outside was unchanged - industrial area, free/lighted parking, not much to look at, blah blah.…

Gentlemen's Gold Club

Baltimore, Maryland

gold club blues

Came here with some buddies after having an off night at the players club. This place was just not my scene. It was my first time there and it will also be my last. It…

Augie's

Minneapolis, Minnesota

My favorite when in minneapolis

Went during the week for my 22nd birthday. Club is small with only one stage and three poles. Not a ton of seating so if you aren't there early you will likely get standing room…

Exotica

Portland, Oregon

Exotica / Posthumous

I recently drove by Exotica and the parking lot was empty. Closed. Since I never added to this well reviewed club, I thought I might give a cumulative review now. Exotica International…

She She's Gentlemen's Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

Good visit

This club is still a good place to have a good time after a night out drinking on Bourbon. Went there with fellow bachelor party members. The parking is free and the lot is well…

Passions Men's Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

niiiiiiice!

This club is not exactly located in one of the better neighborhoods and the parking lot is extremely small. So small that I had to park at the establishment next door . The club itself…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Friday night @ The Rhino

Was in Vegas last month for a friend's birthday and we ended up here at about 2 am on a Sat morning. Place wasn't too packed so we were able to get a table…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

hit or miss

Stopped by Follies for a second visit after a decent first visit. It was pretty slow, but there were plenty of girls. Sat by myself to check out the scene, and was approached…

Ace of Clubs

Atlanta, Georgia

Another good visit

I was in Atl for work and decided to visit this club. This was not my first time visiting the club and once again I had a great time. This visit was on…

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, Maryland

Downhill Slide continues

Had stayed away for a while because the last several visits have been disappointing. Before I went Sat. Night I also stopped by on Thur. evening to check it out. Only saw about 2 girls…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

Mid week visit.

Made a Thur night visit recently to get out of the house and have some fun. Arrived about 10pm and about 12 girls working including Chloe, London, Mya, Corine, Kendra, Natalie. Also there…

Excape Nightclub

Baltimore, Maryland

Sat Drop in

Traffic on 95 S was bad so I diverted to Rt 40 to stop in for a quick visit. Got there about 130 and about 15 guys in the place and about 8 dancers.…

Gentlemen's Gold Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Fri before Happy Hour.

Was on that side of town and wanted to get a head start on Happy Hour. No daytime cover and club was not busy around 230 pm. Maybe 10 customers. Happy Hour pricing…

Midnight Express

Smithville, Tennessee

Midnight Express is not too bad

I won't repeat what others have said (big warehouse type building, middle of nowhere, etc.). I was in the area visiting friends and decided to stop by. Glad I did. Crowded parking lot.…

The Harem Dayton

Dayton, Ohio

One of Dayton's Best

Harem isn't hard to find and the club has plenty of available parking. Security over looks the lot and the atmosphere outside isn't intimidating. Entry fee is cheap and there is plenty of bouncers so…

Adult World

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

Been a while

It has been about two years since I have been here and the dance area hasn't changed at all. The night started a little ruff with hardly anyone in the club and a two of…

Lady Godiva's

Tulsa, Oklahoma

Fun time!

This review covers two visits, one in the early afternoon and one in the late evening. I went with a sweet friend of mine (girl) who got more than she bargained for - more…

Night Trips Tulsa

Tulsa, Oklahoma

good time

I go to NIght Trips about 3 times a month. I always have a good time. A variety of girls, Some are very young looking 18 year olds with tight bodies, some…

Delilah's Den

Toms River, New Jersey

Michele is at GOGO Ramma

Those that are wondering where blond bombshell Michelle went.. Now you know. She goes by Jenna. She had issues with managers here in Tom's river. Those clowns drive everyone away. I'm still…

Dirty's Topless Bar

Phoenix, Arizona

No cover charge

I arrived after midnight on a Saturday. As I entered the doorman swiped my ID and he advised there is no cover. The place had a decent crowd but most of the patrons were out…

Southern Comfort Lounge

Eldridge, Iowa

Friday Night Visit

SoCo is still pretty much the same, got a core group of girls and the ever changing new group. This Friday night, wasn't much going on with not too many customers showing up.…

Fluffers

Sparland, Illinois

Saturday visit last month

Stopped in on my way home last month, hadn't been here for some time. As everyone mentions, this place is in the middle of nowhere! However, that does not mean the fun is…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

WOW!

I spent eight hours in this club. And I'm not THAT much of a SC fan. It's just that damn good. I was in town for one day, and had tons of time to…

Sharky's Lounge

Dayton, Ohio

This club baffles me

Every time I go here I ask why did I do this again! There are always a few cars outside which would seem to indicated they have some business, but it always all the dances…

Seville Club

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Underwhelmed

It's been about a month ago, but I've created a profile, so retracing my steps here. I wasn't impressed. I feel certain that most reviews here a shrill. The girls were not so attractive, and…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

Pit stop at Mario's

I stopped here at Mario's last night on my way home from Mohegan Sun. Its a great stop to break up the ride, and is right off the highway (exit 1, I-395). There is a…

Pleasures

Wichita, Kansas

Suprisingly good time in the evening!

This review covers two visits - one early evening, around 5pm, and one late, around 12:30. Both times I was accompanied by a sexy blonde friend of mine who enjoys girls almost as much…

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

Back to NC

Wow! It's been about 4 years since I stepped into this club. Last it was Executive, so change of management is obvious here. The girls were beautiful, and most were talented and skilled on the…

The Vegas Club

Darien, Wisconsin

They have been better

Stopped in on a Saturday afternoon. I was quite surprised to see about 50 motorcycles in the lot. I decided to go in and see what was going on. To my surprise, there were at…

Sands Showgirls

Seattle, Washington

Classy club

You should walk in the back door because it's more private than coming in off of 15th ave NW. There's a pool table for $0.75 per game. The bar serves soda. There is one stage…

Wild Cherry Cabaret

Harvest, Alabama

Don't judge a book by its cover

Club looks like a dump from the outside but very upscale on the inside. Went there while on a business trip during the week. I thought this was going to be a let…

Diamond Girls

Durham, North Carolina

Slow saturday night

I counted 10-12 dancers, 2 were leaving as i arrived; crowd probably wasn't big enough for them. Crowd wasn't tipping much at the start, warmed up as the night wore on though. Guess that is why…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

Enjoyable time but a little disappointing

Stopped in on a recent Thirsday evening for a couple drinks and to get a few dances and possibly some VIP time. The layout hasn't changed, same U-shaped stage with lots of seating along the…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

Not What It Once Was

Perhaps the negative-ness of my review is a little unfair since I still gave the club 6's and 7's across the board, but this club has taken a step back. While there have been upgrades…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Rare visit, but I get why folks desire Desire

Rare visit, but I get why folks desire Desire. Afternoon dancers are very good looking, many types for many tastes, friendly, BUT many are unavailable for a long time. I notice dancers sitting at the bar,…

Bottoms Up

Irvington, New Jersey

causal NNJ bar

Was getting little laid back on Fri night and thought of driving to South jersey, but I did not have a lot of time. So decided to check out again the North jersey place. The…

Body Shoppe

Guelph, Ontario

Good bargain

I visited the club on one of their discount nights which was a wednesday night. Lap dances were only $10 Candian per 4 minute song, which was an amazing deal, especially considering the US…

Foxhole

Zanesville, Ohio

Ok time at the hole

The Fox Hole is in an old church. They are an ok club with local girls. They have some nice seating. I have found that the girls are going to go to…

Trophy's Xports Bar & Strip

Portland, Oregon

Like the Greyhound Bus of Strip Clubs

Had read some interesting reviews on here so I figured I'd go check it out. Had an afternoon off during the week and decided come by in mid-afternoon. The room is typical dive bar, pretty…

X4B

Temple Hills, Maryland

Just alright

Okay, so I visited this club on the night of July, 4. I came here because the real Bazz n Crue is under renovations, and this place is supposed to be the temporary replacement. I…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Largo, Florida

Nice club

I went to this club for the first time. I've read a lots of great reviews on this place. I usually hit Ybor Strip but it always seems to miss the mark lately.…

505 Club

Gresham, Oregon

Well, it IS Gresham after all...

I didn't have very high expectations for this club and as such, they were basically met. This place is on the ghetto side. The interior is rather worn and tired - it's definitely…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

Best in town

I was in Denver on business again and was looking to get out of the hotel room. I'd been to Shotgun Willie's several times in the past and had a great time there. However, I…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Pandora

Went in on a weekday evening to kill some time. Lots of girls to choose from. Watched the waitress dance contest and it was very promising! Passed on a few girls then Lexi sat down…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

First Visit

I made my first visit to the Ebony Inn last Thursday around 3:00PM. The architecture of the outside resembles somewhat of a neighborhood liquor store so it isn't exactly attractive to look at. It is…

Leather and Lace

Seabrook, New Hampshire

weird

This was a very weird sex shop. I went in for 2 reasons. 1) said there was naked girls. I went in looking forward to see naked girls in the store. I couldn't find any.…

Exit 11 Gentlemen's Club

City of Orange, New Jersey

once a year is enough for me

once a year I drop in to see how things are. nothing much ever changes. I know it's not a big deal but the place has the worst toilet in the world with…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Surprisingly good for a waste of a visit

I think I've come to the conclusion that the layout of this club is terrible. Stopped by on a Sunday afternoon after more than a year away and was pleasantly surprised at the quality…

Bada Bing

Simpson Bay, Sint Maarten

Very couple friendly

My wife and I were vacationing in Sin Maarten and we decided to stop by Bada Bing on a Tuesday afternoon. We are big strip club fans and always looking to have fun at couple-friendly…

Pink Gentlemans Club

Maidenhead, England

Looks like it might live up to a great night but falls horribly short.

Interesting place. Some seriously hot looking chicks but drink prices were ridiculous. Card usage subject to surcharges and minimum spend so make sure you have a lot of cash. I think there was a 10%…

Legends

Detroit, Michigan

Legends

Dropped by around midnight as I was in downtown Detroit for a weekend. When I first walked by the doors were closed and the doorman was nowhere to be seen. We circled around…

Angels Gentlemen's Club

Kalamazoo, Michigan

Lots of dancers in the weekend line up lately.

Angels is a a very nice club for a city the size of K-zoo. Nothing super posh like the high end Detroit clubs but very nice none the less. It was fully re-done 7-8 years…

Subi's Place

Southgate, Michigan

It's a great place I frequently visit love it

This is one of the best strip clubs ever been to. All the girls in there are really friendly and they don't try to hustle you for your money. There's this one particular girl named…

The Pony

Davenport, Iowa

Good value and decent dancers

Went to this club on a Tuesday night. Right when I walked in I was met by a dancer (can't remember her name). She wanted to dance, but I hadn't even sat down yet so…

Elite Gentlemen's Club

Charleston, West Virginia

Went By Default

I was in town on business and this appeared to be the only gentlemen's club in the area so i thought I would give it a chance. Being from another part of West Virginia,…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

Pts

Visited pt's early on a Friday evening and was pretty empty when I showed up. I'd say about ten dancers when I showed up around 7ish. Throughout the night it got a bit busier and…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

CL Saturday afternoon

I went to the Cadillac around 5:30 in the afternoon/ early evening last Saturday and had a pretty good time. All of the girls dancing were hot. Some where hotter than others but…

Paradise Saloon

Lawrence, Kansas

ok

Had not been here for quite awhile. Same doorguy & bartender. Fairly busy on Friday evening around eight. At least ten girls working. Mostly new to me. A few really hot but mostly kinda average.…

Eye Candy Showgirls

San Diego, California

Club is closed at this time to Judge ruling in favor of City trying to shut them down but club planning to appeal

This is an FYI regarding the club's current status. The City of Chula Vista sued them (spending approximately $400,000 in litigation costs. What a use of taxpayer money!) to shut them down. Judge…

Adult World

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

talent continues to disappoint

I was driving by and decided a stop at AW would help break up a long drive... and give rush hour traffic a chance to dissipate. 6 dancers on shift 5.30 to 6.30 while I…

Deja Vu Spokane

Spokane, Washington

Where are the good looking dancers?

I decided to stop in and see if the dancer quality had improved since my last visit a few months ago. Sadly it hasn't. The girls are average at best and when I'm…

Gold Nugget Gentlemen's Club

Panama City, Florida

I guess it is the slow time of the year for the Gold Nugget

I went into the Gold Nugget around 9:40 p.m. on a Saturday night. I paid the usual $10.00 cover. I was surprised that the Girl at the front…

Gold Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

I'll be back!

I like this club a lot. This was my 3rd visit and once again I had a great time. I stopped in here last Thursday night slightly after 10pm. The cover charge was 10 bucks.…

Tease Incorporated

Ottawa, Ontario

Not fancy but friendly

I was heading out on a flight and had some time to kill. I had been to this a long time before when the place was known as Cabaret Canada. I remember, at that time,…

Deja Vu Spokane

Spokane, Washington

YMMV - Hit or Miss

Most of my evening was spent with Rhyder - we spent most of our time in the VIP room. Petite blonde, young, and energetic. She stayed within the rules of the club, yet…

Stars

Plainfield, Connecticut

Stars was one of the very first clubs I visited, and it was a great club back then

Stars was one of the very first clubs I visited, and it was a great club back then. The club was beautiful, and the girls were cute; some were even gorgeous. I since moved…

Volcanic Eruptions

Pomona, New Jersey

Recent Thursday

Stopped in on a recent Thursday night just after 10pm. There were 7-8 dancers, but only 3 customers (including me). With that lopsided ratio, I expected to the girls to be more aggressive than usual…

Exclusive Lingerie Boutique

Rockford, Illinois

It really is a crap shoot

I've had luck in the past here but my most recent visit was not so great. It was the normal routine, you come in a couple girls come out introduce themselves and you go…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Is it or isn't it

Went by Monday after a long drive, half a dozen girls around, couple talking to customers, couple talking to each other. Tatiana went on stage, hot blonde, naked at the start of the second song.…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

Worth the drive!

Was in the Falls with some friends and decided to drop by after the casino. It's not really near the downtown falls so we had to take a cab to the Lundy Lanes street. Came…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

New Girls at Follies

Made one of my regular stops at Follies. Saw many new girls, most of which are wearing under 21 wristbands. The new girls IMHO are better looking than the veterans. They ranged fro 7-9. Got…

Montana Hideaway Gentlemen's Club

El Paso, Texas

Ok spot

Went to Montana hideaway awhile back and thought I would give it another shot... The club parking lot is terrible for starters lol. Small parking lot tough to park and get out of... Inside of…

City Lights

Yonkers, New York

Don't waste your time

Ok, it was a Sunday evening - so I guess thats not the hottest time to hit the strip club circuit. But what a mistake I made heading to City Lights. Got there at 7pm…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

saturday night

I end up at this club every few months on weekends nights after going out with friends in buck head. And its always been a disappointment . valet is $5 , cover is $10, dances…

PT's Brooklyn

East St. Louis, Illinois

Always interesting at this location of PTs

Upon arrival I wasn't immediately attacked which was nice. Most of the girls on shift were average. Not too many hotties but a decent mix. If you want higher numbers and more pressure,…

California Girls Santa Ana

Santa Ana, California

My Current Favorite Experince

I tend to head to a club for a personnal celebration, and especially when a buisness trip goes well. So, heading hear a couple months ago, I came in on a Tuesday night hoping…

A True Diamond in the Rough

I’m rarely an OTC type of person as I like to keep my activities inside of the club. Aside from a five month fling with a former ATF, I’ve only done P4P OTC with three other dancers. The reason why is because I like to build rapport and get to know that dancer first so we can be comfortable with each other. Well, I did manage to seal the deal with a 36 year old hot ass black dancer from a hood ass club that I visit from time to time. Let’s say her name is Jay. Jay is a slim, toned-athletic black woman with a smaller, but soft ass and decent B cup sized breast. She only has two…

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OT: Harley-Davidson

Is this for real or just a concept ? Anyone seen one ?http://motorcycle.com.vsassets.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/060914-2015-harley-davidson-street-750-markdaniels.jpg

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new episodes of Doctor Who on tonight on BBC

I didn't know about it but thought I was watching a rerun. Guide says new and I haven't seen it. Nice. Nit sure how many doctor who fans are on here. I probably missed a few episodes.…

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Splenda Daddies.....

Guys who try to be Sugar Daddies, but lacks adequate funds. That's me I guess.

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Clubber

he hasn't posted since 10 July and hasn't logged in this month. i was kinda hoping he went to Sturgis. anyone know his whereabouts?

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Chinese explosions are scary....

like a sci-fi film...... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2x8LXc4_MfA

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Advice on Dallas Clubs?

I am traveling into the DFW area for work. As always I am checking out and reading the reviews but there are a lot of clubs and I can really seem to gauge what club is the best bang…

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One strip club owner complains to the state about a neighboring club's sign

http://www.katu.com/news/local/CASA-DIABLO-2-strip-club-portland-electronic-sign-vegan-321911682.html This is pretty amusing. The owner of one club worries on camera about what his kids might see on a neighboring club's sign.

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I think I'll avoid the Asheville NC clubs.

From the latest review for the Treasure Club. " I was told that no douching was allowed by law around the hips or pelvic area." :)

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Condiment Wars

Has anyone else noticed that Heinz has introduced mustard and French's has started selling ketchup. All out war during grilling season.

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Near by clubs

I just clicked on "nearby clubs" under the club feature. I had to give them permission to use my location. After I did that I counted 29 clubs that were closer to where I live than my favorite club, Follies.…

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Holding each other during dances

I may take a lot of shit for this, but who cares. I've had plenty of hard grinds and extras in my day, but every now and then I find myself in the mood for something different. I've done a…

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I'm Pretty Sure it was a White Guy

Stripper babies. OUR stripper babies? Found a girl at a club known for free flowing extras. After three (as she called them) finger fuck dances, we stopped and ordered drinks for what I assumed would be her VIP pitch. Up front…

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Re: Propping Or Flagging A Review

How recent should one's club knowledge be before a club review is flagged or propped? A couple of recent reviews seemed to be outright bogus compared to my experiences in the reviewed clubs. However, my experiences were over two years…

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How much would you pay for this????

Ok I need some input from you folks on this one. I already have an opinion on this, but I'm interested in what you think. I have a really hot stripper about 21, hayden panettiere look a like. (google her).…

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Warning!

Last evening I went to xnxx.com and this "virus warning" took obrt my computer. Couldn't close it and it just kept repeating to call a phone number. Of course I didn't do anything. I figured I had two options, just…

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girls of South Carolina

Trophy club/Scores who is the best dancers there? What girls give more in Vip and just give a good time?

Scores Chicago Strip Club

Stone Park, Illinois

Good time$$$.

Great fun in the afternoon. The night, not so much primarily because they jack up the music to the point of being painful and it seemed that the dancer/PL ratio was not the best. Arrived Saturday…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Overwhelming!

Whoo, well its been about two years since I was last at Tootsies. Still the same. I arrived before 8 pm as there is is no cover before then. Upon entering, I used the…

Temptations Gentlemen's Club

Hardeeville, South Carolina

First time at Temptation I succumbed

Temptations is quite secluded from the city of Savannah, in a rural area. Closest building is about a quarter mile away, and the next closest is about a half mile away. Easy to get to,…

Maximus Club

Austin, Texas

Love the Landing Strip for cheap topless hotties

I visit Austin once or twice every year for a week or so and always hit some strip clubs. A year and a half ago I discovered the Landing Strip and had a great…

Treasure Club Asheville

Asheville, North Carolina

Small town wood shack type infrastructure with beautiful women, high end prices and strict rules.

The club opens at 6:30P so I went there at 8PM. I had been a few days in Asheville, what a wonderful town it is. Good food, nice people and lots of activities…

Fantasy Ranch

Centerview, Missouri

Very friendly and fun.

I went with my husband dressed in a short skirt and revealing top. When we first walked in there were 3 cute dancers sitting at the cash register who told us to pay at the…

Venus Adult Superstore

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Selection Limited but Great time

I've been here a few times and then this last time was by far the best experience I've had. While there was only 2 girls working and I had planned to get to know…

Admiral Theatre

Chicago, Illinois

Unsure

Came here one Sunday night after Lollapalooza let out. Figured we check out the strip club scene while in Chicago. Nice looking club. Decent selection of girls. Never been to a…

Rick's Cabaret Denver

Denver, Colorado

An out-of-towner's endorsement

As an avid SF Giants fan who likes to travel to road games in other cities, I have been to Denver a good six times or so. Always with the company of plenty of other…

Hawthorne Strip

Portland, Oregon

Some good. Mostly bad.

It looks like a dump from the outside, but is much nicer in. The dancers were hit or miss. One had long dreads which fell into my beer. That was the end of that. Got…

Titillations

Bloomfield, New Jersey

Nice place to hangout

I visited this club on a Sunday evening and it was a good experience. They had happy hour going on which was great. The dancers here are usually mostly european but this time I was…

Crazy Horse Rock Hill

Rock Hill, South Carolina

Not great, but not terrible either

Checked out club early evening, should've waited a bit cause it was absolutely dead. Only 3 dancers, and then they slowly trickled in later, still topped out at around 6 girls. Not much…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

As Good as I Remembered

A couple of years ago I was in Jacksonville every other week for a couple of months, at that time this became one of my go to places to visit when I finished my work…

The Furnace

Birmingham, Alabama

not my fav

It's a big building... Fancy. The acoustics sound weird. You can barely hear the music. The main stage sits too high. Ten dollars to get in any night. The club is in a run down…

Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale

Dallas, Texas

Still a friendly club

In Dallas for a few days and decided to visit CR and find out if the previously described removal of the high backed chairs from downstairs meant an end to the action. I arrived…

Doll House

Jacksonville, Florida

Can you be :) and :( at the same time?

First visit to the new club. (Seems that I never reviewed the old one, but too late for that now.) Inside, the club felt like a recreation of the old club without the wear and…

Fantasy Island

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Still the best LDs around

This club is smaller and doesn't have liquor, if it was a little bigger and had a full bar, there wouldn't be much reason to go anywhere else. The girls are friendly, and there is…

Blue Diamond

Louisville, Kentucky

Brand spankin' new. Sort of.

Note to editor: I've made some changes to club features with this review. What is now Blue Diamond on 7th St. used to be the Marquis Lounge. I was never actually in the old club…

The Oasis Gentlemen's Club

Smithtown, New York

The oasis in smithtown is a place my friends and I usually stumble into after a night of drinking

The oasis in smithtown is a place my friends and I usually stumble into after a night of drinking. It's a small place as u walk in the stage is in front of you with…

Creekside Cabaret

Hatfield, Pennsylvania

Amateur night

Amateur night is amazing. Where else can you see (mostly) amateur girls take it all off. A few of them seemed to be pro from other clubs or auditioning but the real amateurs are amazing.…

Executives Den

Cleveland, Ohio

Den all the way

I have been to this club multiple times and plan on going in the future too. It's great value for money. Forst time I went was on a Friday afternoon, 3-4 guys there. Same number…

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Newreqs had an amazing time tonight with an 18 year-old goth girl.....

Eastern European extras!!!.....

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I think this is it for me.

My regular dancer has kicked me to the curb for the third time. This time, it all boils down to me not spending any money on her on Monday. In her mind, I was going to get VIP. She had…

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September Detroit Meet-Up - 1 Has Cancelled Already

Well it looks like 1 person has to cancel for the September Detroit Meet Up http://news.yahoo.com/court-affirms-conviction-long-sentence-detroit-ex-mayor-172550161.html

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Don't Look Ethel!

This is your Action News reporter.. http://youtu.be/YT-iFs0NE1s

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The ATF Reminds You Why She's the ATF

Keeping it brief... About a month ago, decided to "stray" from the ATF to explore some new prospects. It was "good stuff" for a few weeks.....but last night went OTC with the ATF and I realized once again why she's…

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I googled world's funniest joke....this is what I got......

"Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is…

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If you were a cop, would you really arrest these girls?

I wonder what the hell they did..... http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr02/2013/3/15/17/enhanced-buzz-12974-1363382334-2.jpg

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Semi-OT: Can you smoke pot at Strip Club is States where it is legal?

Can you smoke pot at Strip Club is States where it is legal? Sort of like Amsterdam where you can light up a boogie after a good meal?

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Not bad for 57 years old.

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2015/08/14/sharon-stone-57-poses-naked-and-talks-stroke-have-brain-damage/?intcmp=hpff

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Dancer writes oped in the NYT

New York Times runs an oped from Cathedral City, CA dancer: http://mobile.nytimes.com/2015/08/13/opinion/stop-stealing-from-strippers.html?smid=fb-nytimes&smtyp=cur&_r=1&referrer=

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13 Things You Should Know Before Judging a Stripper. This should be enlightening

I don't tell everyone I'm a stripper. I'm not ashamed, but the stereotypical "you must be a slut" judgment is not a lot of fun. When I do tell people, I'm very open about what I do and my experiences as…

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Bagboy James is a good guy

https://youtu.be/ynBNHgGG5Kk

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Business news for pot smokers.

DENVER BUSINESS JOURNAL - Colorado is known for its breweries and has many fine wineries. How about the first marijuana "weedery?" That's what entrepreneur Christian Hageseth wants to bring to the state. He says he's going to open something similar to…

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OTC Pre Sex Dinner

Here's scientific proof of at least one of the reasons why an OTC date should include a nice pre sex dinner. http://dailym.ai/1WoulFB

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Are there any limits

to the things that men will try to fuck? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3197007/Man-curtain-rings-stuck-penis-removed-firefighters.html

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Another one bites the dust.

http://www.kotatv.com/news/shotgun-willies-strip-club-shutting-down-in-rapid-city/34690932

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Got a foot fetish?

http://popdust.com/2015/08/12/vajankle-foot-fetish/

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There are glory holes and then there are Czech glory holes.

http://www.czechfantasy.com/ You might also check out the Czech Harem site if one girl is not enough for you.

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Weekend plans!

After blowing $5000 to turn a waitress at a nice restaurant into a whore I decided that I need to plan ahead for the weekend. I'm starting a day early and I have: 20mg ambien 8ball of coke chop it in lines 35mg…

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All of the lawyer haters will love this one

http://dailym.ai/1J6dkdK

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Even the weatherman is a PL

http://dailym.ai/1J6dkdK

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Whiney little bitch Brady

Brady is at it again. Sitting in the court room sulking and playing on his phone the whole time then is bitching about the sour face drawing a reporter drew of him. Pete Rose never cheated when he was a…

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Best part of Manhattan strip clubs: The doorman

Why is it no matter where in manhattan you go to for strip clubs (this doesn't include harlem btw) your best experience is with the doorman. I went to Cheetahs over in midtown and GOD DAMN, me and the door…

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Today is National Filet Mignon Day!

Those with a Morton's Steakhouse nearby are in luck...... http://www.mortons.com/v2/images/National-Filet-Mignon-Day.jpg

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The Pope in Philly

Usually whenever there is a big event with lots of people, clubs will be packed. With the Pope coming to Philly, which is blocking tons of roads in center city, I wonder how busy the Philly clubs are going…

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Sept Meetup in Detroit

It's time again to herd the cats. This is a reminder of the Sept meetup in Detroit. It will be on Saturday Sept 12 unless people who seriously plan to attend can't make it in which case the…

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Another PL of the Year Award Nominee

http://dailym.ai/1J5RHKm Voting will take place in December

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Geno Smith:Out for 6 to 10 weeks with broken jaw.

1986:Mark Bavarro breaks jaw.Gets wired,finishes game.Why do so many contributors on this board remind me of Geno Smith?

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Another Galardi strip club in trouble.

http://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/pink-pony-strip-club-closed-after-father-takes-teen-girls-to-do-drugs-and-dance-7820228

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Lowest of the Low: share Your Club Lowlights

Dancer quality and normal fights aside, what are some of the shittiest things you've seen in a low end club. I've been in dumps from Toronto to New Mexico and certainly have seen my share. Nowadays I avoid…

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OT: Eagle vs Drone! Brilliant!

Eagle wins! www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/angry-eagle-punches-drone_55cc289ce4b0898c48868b09

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We're not alone. :)

http://throb.gizmodo.com/9-animals-that-masturbate-other-than-humans-1723592357

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The Sexiest Babes of 70's Television

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gehjHFb0hMk

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Man gets life in prison for turning 15-year-old into stripper

http://www.kgw.com/story/news/local/2015/08/12/man-gets-life-prison-turning-15-year-old-into-stripper/31540547/

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I want to add some reviews so that the trolls on here won't be so upset....

How do you review a club? Why are there so many sad fucks on here who get upset if a new person asks a question?...Are there ways to delete them from this forum? Hope so.

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Man flips off cops

http://www.westword.com/news/eric-f-ck-cops-brandts-latest-bust-documents-judge-didnt-want-you-to-see-7021251

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People are boring on here. Let's hear some wierd stories and some psychological

I'll begin...About a month ago, I got so hammered at a club that I got undressed in the VIP at the urging of an equally hammered dancer. We were the only ones in there, so perhaps our alcohol…

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Are a lot of strippers escorts as well??

Any advice on how to find the escorts in strip clubs without getting slapped or thrown out? I've only called a few escorts in my life and two of them were hideous in person. I would like to…

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When 60's TV girls were hot......

Fond memories..... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQOjK1zT_x8

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Cope Getting Tazed

https://youtu.be/UKRw4UPzPXs If a cop carries a tazer they have to know what it feels like.

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Some TV shows to watch out for on BBC

My 100,000 lovers. It is about sex addiction. Then the is a show about women with large breast. In London of course.

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Would you let a cop beat you at arm wrestling to get out of a ticket?

https://youtu.be/H5JNSdrGIqs

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News we can appreciate.

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2015/08/12/amnesty-international-approves-policy-to-decriminalize-sex-trade-rejecting/?intcmp=hplnws

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What are your New Orleans recommendations?

Just scheduled a late September trip to the Big Easy! My hotel is in the garden district but that is any easy streetcar ride from the French quarter and I'll have a car! What are the brilliant recommendations of any knowledgeable…

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Strip club costs

In a recent post, several people said or suggested that they spend $100-200 per strip club visit. And one person, the king, said that he spends under $100. I remember these kinda numbers from previous posts as well. I…

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Massage Parlors

SJG, I feel like I've gotta warn you up front here. Be careful and don't have an indiscreet urine release in responding to this post. Maybe you should relax with a gravy bowl before you read this. And…

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extras in NYC

I'm from SC and used to getting laid or bj in the strip club for a fee in the VIP room. Since I moved to NY, I've noticed dances are more expensive the vip is more open to prevent…

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Racial terminology (part 3)

These questions are primarily directed at white TUSCLers. Do you prefer to be called white, Caucasian or cracker? :)

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Racial terminology (part 2)

These questions are primarily directed at Hispanic TUSCLers. If you prefer scrambled eggs with catsup to huevos rancheros or think Taco Bell is Mexican food, I don't much care what you have to say on this subject. Do Hispanics in…

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Racial terminology (part 1)

This question is primarily directed at black TUSCLers. Those of you who are melanin-deficient are of course free to chime in, but I don't much care what you have to say on this subject. In my 60ish years on this…

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Are there any real names worse than Mike Hunt and Mike Hawk?

I know a few others.....

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Dachshund's rule!

What do you guys think about my new avatar? I think it's brilliant!

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Houston

Hey, guys, gonna be in Houston for 48 hours starting tomorrow. Need some recommendations where to go for best experiences from the locals. Staying 59 & 610 area on the SW side (Galleria-ish), was planning to check out Chicas International…

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Cistomer Service

There have been lots of threads in the past about ass hole bouncers and managers providing bad customer service. What is the best customer service you have gotten from management at a club?

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Do you hairless apes want to see your future?

I'm organizing all cats and we're going to go all wildebeest on your asses. Your future will look like this. https://youtu.be/r-OuszqRo6c Unless you see one of my elite troops. Then you'll just see a lion in a suit pointing an…

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$1,000 for pussy WTF !?

Y do so many hoes believe this is their pussy value ?

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From SW: Alltime Favorite One Liners

https://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?200815-All-Time-Favorite-One-Liners-For-Selling-Dances This thread has some that not only wouldn't work for me, but would likely get that girl banned from our table -- the "grab your hand and pull" strippers get summarily booted, but I have little patience for the "reach…

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Book Review

I'm in the process of reading, "What do Women Want?: Adventures in the Science of Female Desire" by Daniel Bergner, which explores curent knowledge, research, and history comparing men's libido and women's desire for sex. Interestingly, women who are…

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C'mon guys -- get with the program!

If you're still using "LOL" in texts, on Facebook, or on TUSCL, you are behind the times. Using LOL to respond to something funny is now passe' According to stats released by facebook, if you're still using LOL, you are…

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Two buddies go to a strip club

Two buddies go to a strip club. They see an attractive stripper, tip her and buy her some drinks. Then the first guy takes the stripper to VIP for some extras. When he comes back he says, "My wife…

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(In)Famous Mongers

We always seem to hear about professional athletes hitting the strip clubs, along with musicians (okay -- rappers) and other celebrities. But what about other celebrities? And would we mind bumping into them at a strip club? I never expected…

One PL's First Experience Using The System (part 1)

I'm a disciple of The System, as in I absolutely and thoroughly believe in its merit. Like those who are enlightened by whatever religious book, I found myself with similar zeal reading and studying, questioning the metaphors, debating interpretation, but more importantly living the way of The System and asking myself what would RBD do? Good thing there are literally hundreds of discussion and comments contributed by The Teacher. What is The System? More than a few ago years now, RBD published a Jerry McGuire like memo who's mission statement would read: OTC is inevitable for a man in a three piece suit (35% of the time within 18 months)** Granted at the time I was confounded, I just couldn't…

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attractive dancers letting you lick their pussies and assholes in the VIP

I recently separated from my wife of 15 years and started going to strip clubs on the weekends. I hadn't been to a club in years and I was surprised when some of the dancers that I had taken…

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Monthly strip club visits and budget.

How many times do you go to a strip club each month and what is your normal monthly budget? I average two visits a month and spend about $400 monthly.

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Stick with what you KNOW, not what you have heard

Is anyone else annoyed reading passage after passage filled with reputation and rumor written by PLs that seemingly haven't left the security of their laptops in, like, forever? Instead of telling us about places you might have read about or heard…

FKK Forum

How about outside the US, anywhere in the world, and doing what with your time?

Shailynn's thread for the ideal place in the US: https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=36556 But how about outside the US? Do people want to live in an FKK Club? Lots of Americans live in the sex districts of Thailand and the Philippines. Remember…

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Gimmicks

I just saw this on a web page for a strip club. " Build your own bloody mary at our famous bloody mary bar!" Just how many ingredients can you put into a Bloody Mary?

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What is up with the 15th Ave Bookstore

Have any of you all been to or have knowledge of this place. I will be working in the area in a couple of months and have been doing my due diligence on clubs and came across this place. http://www.15thavetheater.com/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUxBiQWuHz8 Is simply…

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The difference between dancers and escorts

Have ever perused the Back Page adds for escort services. Many of the best looking (best pictures anyway as I have no first hand experience with Back Page) girls in their 20's and 30's virtually all say they want middle…

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Frank Gifford

Condolences upon the death of gridiron great former N. Y. Giant hall of famer among the last of the players who played offense & defense sad way to start a new football season. He was one of the first…