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She wants me to buy her dinner first before OTC negotiations begin

Ffucking NYC strippers. She wants me to buy her dinner first before OTC can be arranged. Even in the fucking boroughs, the girls are more pretentious than most anywhere else in the country.

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What happens when porn audio is played on the intercom at a Target store...

Somebody fucked up.. http://wgntv.com/2015/10/15/customers-say-porn-played-over-target-stores-intercom/

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She's Having a Fucking Orgasm

The next time you fuck a stripper, consider including this song in your stripper sex playlist. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzsJEMeLBZo This is the story of when I first heard this song. The DS and I had gone to dinner and a show, and we…

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Am I the only one fascinated with how SJG thinks?

I'm mesmerized at the cognitive workings going on inside a guy like SJG, who seeks out AMP services and goes on a strip club web site stating how he is against "ejaculatory services". The goal for him is to seek…

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There goes my Wonder Woman fantasies...

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/meet-real-life-wonder-woman-6637670

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Looks like more changes to the TUSCL GUI

I was just looking at the clubs list and it has new formatting. I don't like it but I guess it's b/c I was used-to and liked the old format – what do you think? (Or it could be my…

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Twin Cities, MN

Any club worth visiting there? I'll post a few fresh reviews soon and read about the area then, but anything worth checking out?

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Sweetie stopped texting me....

...I'm feeling kinda down.....

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I wonder if the dachshund-frog system would work here?

https://www.tuscl.net/club.php?id=797 More places to try in Florida! Brilliant!

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Funny as shit

So last night at the club I had a dancer come over to me. Hot little thing that I guess you could consider her a favorite dancer of mine. Anyways she's freaking out because she told me she lost her…

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Bacon!!!

https://youtu.be/9nQ-kO6RPo8

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Girls giving out wrong numbers

Have you ever had a girl give you a wrong number when you ask for it? And what happened? Did you ever see them again? I knew a hot girl once that gave guys she didnt want to talk to…

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We Are The Boys

While I was standing in front of the TV she came in and gave me a hug. The Club was still quiet when she reported for work. She rubbed my back for a few seconds before motioning to follow her. I…

Fantasy's

New Cumberland, West Virginia

Just passing through....

Stoped on Saturday night on my way home. It was about 9:30 PM and there were a dozen cars in the parking lot. Went in and paid the $5 admission…

Monroe's Of Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, Florida

Another visit

Again trying out Monroe's, not really fair to give an accurate review til u been there more then once. The parking is almost forced valet but its ok. They do have food specials during the…

Platinum Dolls

New York, New York

best exp so far!

Went to Lace after being handed a free admission pass from a guy on the street. Because it was after 10pm the free pass was actually $15 for cover and $3 mandatory coat check. So…

Atlantis

Ford Heights, Illinois

Wow

So i visited on a Sunday during Sunday night football. First of all, management knows how to provide service. Walking in, bouncer greeted me and asked if I had been there before. As I had,…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

worth the visit

I must say that this place is consistent in a good way. There are always a good amount of dancers and a wide variety. Not too many girls are 7+ though. But I do…

Cafe Risque

Micanopy, Florida

Interesting place

I've heard a lot of random things about this place so I thought I would check it out. It's no New Orleans but it's worth a stop in if you are in the area.…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Better but still not great...

I must say this place has improved over the last couple of years. The quantity and quality of the girls is definitely better and there is quite a variety. The girls are nice and not…

Cowboys Showgirls

Lexington, Kentucky

Stopped by early afternoon was about 7dancer mixed around room

Stopped by early afternoon was about 7dancer mixed around room. I would say their were 3 8's and the rest 7's. Paid no cover and grabbed a beer and got a few lap dances at…

Glass Slipper

Boston, Massachusetts

Odd time at an OLD establishment

The Glass Slipper is an institution. It's part of the old, NO TOUCH Boston club scene. I stopped in on a Thursday late afternoon and had 1 beer to see what had changed in…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Scam Alert

Scam Alert. Scam Alert. Some dancers will charge you double the listed price. Songs are barely 2 minutes. They tell you I'll give you a half assed dance for 20 or…

L. A. Grand Club

Los Angeles, California

Not a repeat experience

I've never been to a hostess club before so I was interested to give it a try. First off parking is difficult. You can park across he street in a lot for $10 or drive…

Million Dollar

Brampton, Ontario

Back to the MD!

Was in town for the night so I had to stop at the MD. Surprisingly good quality selection of girls. The US/CAD exchange rate doesn't hurt either. :) Grabbed a beer and settled…

The Mouse's Ear

Johnson City, Tennessee

Love the atmosphere

What other strip club can you go to and see a live band!!!!! This place is awesome. The decor is amazing and the staff if super friendly and they don't pressure you for dances at…

Epic Exotic Nightlife

Winston-Salem, North Carolina

Where are they

Had an hour to take in Paper Moon. Started slow...guess I was early...about 1:00. Watched sportscenetr for a few minutes till couple of dancers came out from the back. R**** sat with me at the…

Big Daddy's

New Orleans, Louisiana

Rip-off Artist Heaven!

They advertise as NOLA's only bottomless club. Not true. The dancers are only topless until you go private. That's also true at several other Bourbon Street Clubs like Lipstixx. But the big "gotcha" here is…

Houston Dolls Cabaret

Houston, Texas

Good Time but Dive club

I will first start by saying this place is really hit or miss. With the Church being right down the street most girls end up working there but this place still is available for…

Lipstixx Gentlemen's Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

Promises of more if you go private

I went in after seeing a couple of the dancers on the sidewalk and realized they looked pretty good. They were friendly without being too pushy. No cover. Forty dollar lap dances in a common…

Temptations KC

Kansas City, Missouri

At least they're friendly?

went here on a saturday night with a group of friends. girls were overall ugly 3-6/10 range. one dancer on very small stage, and several others hawking around but less than 10 girls…

New Green Frog

Fort Walton Beach, Florida

Horrible Visit

Went to NGF on Wednesday night. I had actually tried to visit on the prior Monday around 8 pm. I was told there would be no dancers until around 8:30. Being in…

Club 10 Gentlemens Club

Fort Walton Beach, Florida

OMG! Beautiful ladies

After leaving the New Green Frog, I stopped in Club 10. Man am I glad that I did. The selection in the club was amazing. Perhaps the most beautiful dancers I have ever…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Monday blues

I visited Flight Club two days before I had to leave Michigan. This Club used to be my ATF, as it has been for many another monger for many years. The glory years,…

Jill's Lounge And Gentlemens Club

Valley Grove, West Virginia

A Dead Dayshift Dulls Memories of a Hopping Night

I stopped by Jill's while traveling on I-70, enticed by memories of an expensive but pleasant evening about a year ago. The club is clean and large, and the staff is friendly, by-and-large. I…

The Vegas Club

Darien, Wisconsin

Had been a while

First time here in at least 15 years, I actually went to the Show Palace first but decided to leave after I was informed there was a 10 dollar cover even though it was after…

Dames n' Games

Van Nuys, California

Nice Decor - BORING for a Strip Club - Bad Value for $$$

Just got back, it's 1am, and pretty ticked off, so writing this fast & furious. Haven't been in LA for a while so wanted to check strip club WITH DRINKS while on this trip.…

Talk of the Town

Las Vegas, Nevada

Laid back and a new strip club experience

This is somewhat a different type of strip club, went here last weekend and the cover is a little high, $20 lol but u get a drink inside. Cleanliness is maybe a 6, dancers…

Roaring 20s

San Francisco, California

Slow Day at Roaring 20s

Over the last couple of years, this club has been decidedly mixed. On a good day there is a great time to be had - but slow days can be really dead! My last visit was…

Cheetah Gentlemen's Club

Lexington, Kentucky

Wow....this place has gone corporate!

This was our first visit to Platinum Dolls since it changed ownership. My wife and I have visited previously on several occasions and we've always had a fantastic time. I'm afraid this club…

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

Decent Time

I went here on a Saturday about 5pm with my wifes friend who is a lesbian. The club was semi full which was good for us in that my friend drew the attention of…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Wednesday afternoon

Stopped in on Wednesday last week. Same $9 beers as usual. Still the best talent overall, but not what it used to be. Probably 15 or so girls on and they were…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Wednesday afternoon

Stopped in on Wednesday last week. Same $9 beers as usual. Still the best talent overall, but not what it used to be. Probably 15 or so girls on and they were…

Outer Limits

Des Moines, Iowa

Another good visit

Made another visit to Outer Limits while in Des Moines. Had a number of attractive ladies working. A good looking Black girl named Bibi, an attractive blonde named Mia, and my favorite,…

The LumberYard

Des Moines, Iowa

Circulate please!

made another visit to the lumberyard this week. Quite a number of attractive ladies were working. Recieved dances from Montana, an attractive brunette, who while good kept pressing for a visit to the…

Club Allure Chicago

Bellwood, Illinois

Don't believe the hype...

If you haven't been yet, here's what you need to know: Parking is not free, $6 for valet (not bad), and I think $10 if you want to park it yourself in their lot. Cover is $13 Dances…

Mardi Gras 2

East Windsor, Connecticut

Above average

I was there a few weeks ago had a great time. The bartenders are beautiful and the drinks were good (I mostly sat at the bar and talked with the bartender (forgot her name),she was…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

slow day

Only Seven girls plus one massage girl walking around on this shift. Different bartender than normal. This one danced not that long ago. Can't remember her name but , whatever beer was still cold. Dancers…

Pony

Memphis, Tennessee

I returned to the Pony after an 8 month absence

I returned to the Pony after an 8 month absence. I really enjoyed my last visit here despite the Memphis restrictions. On that visit, the atmosphere was fun and lively, and the dancers…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

End of Shift

I went to the club a few months ago at the end of the shift on a Saturday. Around like 12:00. The women were average looking. Years ago, there were only Hot girls working here.…

ShowGirl 1

Fort Wayne, Indiana

They have some issues.

Well, this was odd strip club visit to say the least. I started at Brandy's across the street but it was kinda lame so I made way over to showgirls. The club has big glitzy…

Flash Dancer Cabaret

Fort Worth, Texas

third time a charm

Yesterday was my third trip to Flash Dancer. My general rule is to hit up a spot at least twice to see if I will include it in my rotation. Disclaimer. I…

Solid Platinum

Houston, Texas

Great night at Solid Platinum

My friend and I came into town for the Astros-Royals series last weekend and decided to hit up Solid Platinum our first night into town. Walked in the door around 7pm and the club looked…

Brandy's Gentlemen's Club

Fort Wayne, Indiana

This club sucks.

I saw that Brandy's has more reviews than showgirls 1 right across the street so I figures between the 2 this one would be better. Thats not true, at least when I was there. I…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

Stopped by to watch some football

Stopped by to watch some football. Guess sitting by the big screen means the girls don't approach you? Finally a couple did but wasn't a fan. Right before I was about to leave with all…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

my shift at ggr

I made another trip to work at GGR. I was in the area for a wedding so, why not. Not much changed since my last review of this place. I did…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

VIP

This was my first visit to the VIP room here, but before I get to that a few general observations Girls - if you want the best looking dancers go down the street to Rhino.…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

VIP

This was my first visit to the VIP room here, but before I get to that a few general observations Girls - if you want the best looking dancers go down the street to Rhino.…

Teasers Men's Club

Durham, North Carolina

Casual club experience

Club in basement therefore no stage, however place is comfortable, decor is not bad and girls come close to you when performing. I have been to club a few times over the last month and…

The Penthouse Club - New Orleans

New Orleans, Louisiana

good quality

Visited here a few weeks ago while in town. The quality of the dancers was overall very high, though there were questionable (heavyset). Decent mix of ethnicities: white, asian, indian, african-american. The lighting wasn't very…

Déjà Vu Kalamazoo

Kalamazoo, Michigan

"deja vu" at the Deja Vu

Haven't visited the Vu for about 2 years and decided "why the hell not" since I was in the area. I use to be a fan of this club back in the day, but I…

G Spot

Akron, Ohio

Dreamer Girls

Dreamer Girls is a stand-alone club with parking on the side. There was not a lot of cars in the lot the night that I entered. As I entered, I was wanded by security. There…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

so busy, so beauty

Las Vegas Rhino...it is so busy on Saturday night weekend. There is a long line outdoor. And they are checking your driver license...what!?!? Cover paying $55 this night if you arrive on Uber?…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

First time in Providence

My first time in this city. I had been following reviews with interest for years, and knew mileage was down quite a bit from a few years back. But my evenings were…

The LumberYard

Des Moines, Iowa

Lumbering!

Stopped by on a quick trip to Des Moines. The hustle for private dances wasn't too pushy tonight, everyone seemed very relaxed. I stayed back off the rail and waited. Several…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

A likeable dive

Having experienced a less than fulfilling experience at Desire, I decided to stop in here today after work. I tend to like dive bars that are unpretentious and friendly, and that summarizes this…

Nicola's

Commerce, California

Cheap Drinks and Curvy Women

Nicolas is a pretty laid back place. 90% of the girls are Latinas varying in shapes and sizes. The girls are very friendly as is the staff. The drinks are inexpensive, which can lead to…

Chez Joey

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Not bad for what is left in Myrtle

This was the first time i have ever been to this club. After the last few years, there are not many clubs left. This is a smaller club, more locals than golfers. The cover was…

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, New Jersey

Mediocre Return

Against my own advice I returned to Carnival during a Saturday afternoon around 5pm. This is when the girls change shift and all the guys fill the parking lot. Instead of returning home like last…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Not bad for my first Dallas Strip Club experience

The place is large and has an upscale feel to it. The quality of the girls has the full spectrum from sad to glad I came. There was a free buffett which was ok.…

Sonny's Bar and Gentlemens Club

Chandler, Arizona

Why?

I keep asking myself why? Why do I return to visit this place, even though I only do it once a year? Why has this place suck compared to 10 years ago? I used to have…

The Mpire Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Definitely upscale, but a bit flashy and "young"

Nothing much here... There are a few feature DJs that hop along and play their song, but a typical upscale hound would touch this club once -- twice, maybe -- a year. The theme is nice…

Vegas Strip Gentlemen's Club

Battle Creek, Michigan

Strippers in Training

The building from the outside looks awesome! Get inside, it's mostly construction right now. The main stage is awkward. It's behind the bar making it really inconvenient to tip the dancers. You have to…

Brass Rail Tavern

Toronto, Ontario

My first strip club experience

As said in the title, this was my first time in a strip club. I've read lots of reviews of this place, some good and some bad, and decided to give it a go. The…

Gold Club Topless

Lomita, California

Naughty Nautica Monroe

Came here a few weeks back. I was interested in one dancer here in particular – Nautica Monroe. Now, Naughty has a back story to her. She was a dancer at Starz back in the day.…

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, Maryland

First try

Read the review on line, decide to have a try when I was in Baltimore for business. It was located in downtown. The club has a large parking lot for free. In this area parking…

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, Maryland

first try

read the review on line, decided to take a try during the visit in Baltimore. Walking distance from the hotel that I stay in. Went in at about 8:30PM , left at 10:30PM. Admission fee…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

Guys(and Gals) night out

Had a non typical type of visit at my regular club. Normally I fly solo but this was a guys night with a few female friends for good measure. No one in the group knows…

Shotgun Willie's

Glendale, Colorado

Amateur night

We went to shotgun Willies on a Thursday night after a late dinner. The place was pretty crowed, kinda hard to get a table. It turned out to be amateur night. there…

Crazy Horse Men's Club

Bedford Heights, Ohio

New Cleveland Favorite

After several visits to multiple clubs in the area I can now say that Crazy Horse is the best day club in Cleveland. Mileage is limited but the dancers are hot and the club is…

Desert Flame

Mesa, Arizona

Dull Dull Dull

I made the extra drive to the club. I was wondering if I was in the right area as it seems like it is in the middle of a residential area. I knew of a…

Lollipops Gentlemen's Club

Daytona Beach, Florida

Disappointing

We are in town for Biketoberfest for the first time in several years. It has always been our tradition to go to Lollipops one night. Whoa! What has happened? To start…

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strip club disillusionment

After blowing thousands of dollars on my recent SC escapades I think I'm getting tired of it. I've visited a few more clubs that I've reviewed on here but it just seems to be getting boring. Maybe the financial side…

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Commenting Upon Ancient Threads

Often somebody will post a comment on a thread that is anywhere from 6 months to many years old. I don't understand how people so often end up reading and commenting upon threads that have been completely dead for…

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Which Brand of Watch is best to Replicate?

If you remember way back when, when I made that post: How to be fly at the club? - https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=25123 well, I think it's time to get serious and have a little fun with it. I don't have the chain yet…

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rickdugan is a Massive Faggot!

Title says it all! Lol!

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"Although I didn't give her a tip I did slowly fondle my crotch so she could see

https://www.tuscl.net/u-r.php?UID=410390 In what non-pecuniary, non-verbal ways do you express your appreciation of her beauty?

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So So Looking Stripper taking all your Money

So it's weird. There's a new stripper working, she is absolutely nothing spectacular vs any other girl. But for some god unknown reason I'm like stuck on this one. She doesn't wear make up at all, goes with her natural…

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Should I get married to have more money for OTC?

I saw SJG's question on marriage and am asking you guys the question in reverse. Should a guy get married so he can have more money for clubbing? For the sake of this discussion let's say that the guy can't…

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Watch yourself sharkhunter aka bait boy

I'm beginning to think you deserve the wildebeest treatment. But since your name is sharkhunter I'm going to call up my friend ricktheshark. He also wears a suit and Rick Dugan and I consulted with him when we developed the…

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How truthful are your posts?

If you had to assign a percentage? Mine are 100% true if you don't consider jokes like the overuse of "brilliant" and exclamation points! I don't do that in real life but it makes me laugh her! Other than that, I really…

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Esquire names Emilia Clarke sexiest woman alive!

www.egotastic.com/2015/10/emilia-clarke-named-esquires-sexiest-woman-alive-video/ Do you guys think this is brilliant or non-brilliant?

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Strip club accused of using Jonna Krupa pics to lure customers

I love the NY Post's description: "A seedy Long Island strip joint used pictures of “Dancing with the Stars’’ model contestant Joanna Krupa, among others, to dupe drooling customers into thinking she worked at the jiggle joint, court papers charge." http://nypost.com/2015/10/14/strip-club-accused-of-using-jonna-krupa-pics-to-lure-customers/

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Mom and Daughter Make Porn Together

http://www.viralthread.com/meet-the-mother-daughter-who-do-prn-together-and-insist-they-are-not-incestuous/

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NBA, Reality TV Star Lamar Odom Found Unconscious in Nevada Brothel

http://www.nbcnews.com/pop-culture/celebrity/nba-reality-tv-star-lamar-odom-found-unconscious-nevada-brothel-n444041

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What Happened to the Strippers from thee "Old" Body Shop?

After the Body shop in San Diego changed management a couple of year's ago there has been a gradual purge of the older higher mileage girls. Does anybody know what happened to any of them. I know some have moved…

Charisma

Stoughton, Massachusetts

A really boring nightclub

I read the reviews on here and I wanted to see for myself. First thing you meet bouncer who asks you to empty pockets and passes a wand around you looking for weapons. Not very…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Expensive - but always a good time.

This review is a little overdue since it happened over the summer but it was a good time albeit an expensive one. I stopped in on a Wednesday afternoon. Not many customers at…

Subi's Place

Southgate, Michigan

First time in a long time...

Stopped by Subi's last week for only the 2nd time ever, and probably the 1st time in over 10 years. I usually go to the 8 Mile clubs or the ones in Dearborn or…

Gold Club

Tampa, Florida

Tampa's Hidden Secret

If you read my portfolio of reviews many from Tampa you will find that I prefer a venue WITH booze. It must be a 'from the North' kinda thing like being from NYC. Gold Club…

Imperial Showgirls North Hills

North Hills, California

Interesting and eccentric

This was my first visit to the Odd Ball. The place has an old Vegas strip club vibe. Although I did not see alcohol or illegal substances, the inside appearance gives…

Pleasures

Wichita, Kansas

Great visit

So the wife and I decided to stop by on a Tuesday night, hadn't been in a couple years. Waitresses and Dancers were both very friendly and pretty damn hot. Drink prices are a…

The Palace Gentlemen's Club

San Antonio, Texas

Great Afternoon

I used to come here as often as work and the wallet allowed in the past. I hadn't been in about 4 months, and now they have done some enhancements both for the downstairs…

Taboo Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

First time here, better than I expected.

I hadn't been to a WVA club in a few years but was up in the area for a few days, saw this place's TUSCL reviews and gave it a shot. I arrived about 7:30pm…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Still a top Strip Club

I have been to this club a few times before. I visited it again in a recent Saturday night. When I enter the club, I first see a round main stage, with all…

Cruisin' Chubbys Gentlemen's Club

Wisconsin Dells, Wisconsin

Will be back.

I got here at a little after 10. only 4 dancers and not a lot of customers. The club is very nice. On the outside it looks like a cabin of sorts. Once inside its…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

Crazy horse review 10/12

went there Monday afternoon. It was unusually slow and not too many girls dancing. The quality of girls was average with some hotties and other so so. Sat stage side and enjoyed the view for…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

sapphire last saturday

So I hit up sapphire last saturday. Here's how it happened. I went to Artisan after a night club and came across a local who said he could get us into sapphire for free. Not…

Dream Girls at Rick's

Seattle, Washington

This place was basically empty when I visited but probably cause it was Tuesday night

This place was basically empty when I visited but probably cause it was Tuesday night. The girls were ok. Pretty aggressive and handsy which ok but not really why I go to strip clubs believe…

The Griffin

Holborn, England

no real lap dances

I had been there on a Friday Evening. Entry charge was 10 pounds. The same scene as other pubs these days at which we have to drop a pound coin in the jar of the…

Club Venus

Indianapolis, Indiana

Getting Worse

This club has always been a little ghetto but in the past the dancers have been very friendly. Stopped by in the afternoon and the place was nearly deserted. Three patrons and only…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

Still one of the better places in Providence

Stopped by the Foxy after having not been there in a while. Club layout is good with a bar center on back wall and stage and seating to the left. Area is big…

Clancy's Pub

Bloomfield, New Jersey

Nice Quality Place

I've come to Clancy's off and on for the past 2 years. Its mostly young women and a mix of Latina, white, and black, but more Latinas. The women are consistently pretty and sexy. I…

Centerfold Lounge Detroit

Detroit, Michigan

Trip to kill time

I went to Centerfold on Saturday with low exhortations, I've been multiple times and they don't have the best talent. I was in the area decided what the hell and I'm happy I did. They…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Tootsies

Another great visit at Tootsies. I think I parked in the exact same spot I parked in the last time I was here. I walk into Tootsies and in inhaled that wonderful strip club smell, a mixture…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Thursday at Hollywood

I needed a long overdue trip to Hollywood last week so headed up the road. Saw the usual faces like Bobbie, Kelly, and Stormy. Bobbie is super cute with a sensual vibe, Kelly…

Paradise Found

Syracuse, New York

ok for area I assume

Arrived arround 9:45 and stayed until 12:15 mostly because only 3 pros approached me the whole night. All together about7-8 working and it's great that drinks are available. Of course, they cost anywhere from…

Blu Astor Gentlemen's Club

Janesville, Wisconsin

Sunday Evening Stroll Through

Stopped by on a Sunday evening to see what was happening at the local watering hole. Upon entry, greeted by a 5 dollar cover, not including drink, and notice about 3 girls on shift,…

Bliss

Hanahan, South Carolina

Passable time but not making a special trip

Last time through town this was my go to spot, two nights of pretty good times. This time wasn't a repeat, but it wasn't horrible. Club's well kept up even if the area…

Dream Girls at Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Pretty club

Decided to stop by on Tuesday afternoon while in town on business trip. This was the closest club to where i was staying so i figure i would go. I been to Seattle…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Nice club but too crowded

The good part about this club is there are are some really nice looking dancers. White, Asian, Hispanic, etc. Very nice mix. The problem is, and mostly due to the time I went, not enough…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

Didn't Stay Long. Should I have?

Was in town for work. A friend and I decided to check out this joint. When we walked in the place did not have a strip club feel. The place seemed very tame and calm.…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Lives up to rep

So went here a while back on a Sunday night. It was a long weekend I think and had a crowd bigger than most places get on a regular Saturday night. It's…

Cafe Atlantis

Mississauga, Ontario

First time here

this is my first time in this club, I selected it based on the TUSCL reviews. There were plenty of girls working and many in the 7-8 range. A few petite ones which…

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, Virginia

After midnight

I have not been to this club for a while. The description of the club has been review before so I won't mention it. My experience of this club was good as for the waitress…

The Runway Gentlemen's Club

Hillsboro, Oregon

Not a bad place for Hillsboro

My wife and I decided to try a local club and since this was only 15 minutes from our house this is where we decided to go. Its friendly enough for couples. Plenty of seating…

Thee Dollhouse Myrtle Beach

North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Best of the Beach

I was in MB on a family vacation and had a evening free from family activities and made a stop at TDH. They have recently completed a remodel and the place was really nice. On…

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Kicking Myself

Maybe you remember, but if not you can check my profile, my post a while back about me planning a trip to Kandy's. The TL;DR of that post was that I was planning on driving 8 hours to go back…

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OT: Frivolous Lawsuits

I used to think that lawsuits by dancers against strip clubs claiming they are employees were frivolous. This suit brings frivolous to a whole new level. A woman sued her 12-year-old nephew in Connecticut for $127,000 for injuries she says she…

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How can I handle this????

I just got a text from my wife's best friend. She saw me on a date with DS II, and wants me to tell my wife that I'm dating. She didn't ask why or how I was dating…

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OT: Detroit, there's and app for that

Any of you Detroiters want to make any suggestions. http://motorcitymuckraker.com/2015/10/09/more-than-10000-problems-fixed-through-improve-detroit-cell-phone-app/

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Are CD's and DVD's outdated?

I like my collections but it seems streaming will eventually replace everything

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Glossary

You hairless apes should expand the glossary on this site. Add the following: BSLC - big spiny lion cock. Dream strippers go crazy for it and want it in every hole. BSTC - big spiny tiger cock. Female hairless apes that…

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Where have all the good strippers gone

Im in northeastern PA, and it wasn't all that long ago that you could go into just about any strip club or go go bar, and there were at least a few good looking, frisky dancers working. Seems like…

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Playboy will no longer feature nude women in its print edition

BUSINESS INSIDER Playboy will no longer feature nude women in its print edition Bryan Logan 3h 7,434 1 Playboy Chelsea Lauren/Getty Images for Playboy Times have changed at Playboy. Starting next year, the publication long known for showcasing the female physique, will no longer…

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Female friends to go to strip clubs with

Hi. I would like to make some female friends to go to strip clubs with. I'm happily married to a man, so these females can only be platonic friends.

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McConaughey line from Dazed and Confused

I was flipping through the channels last night and started watching dazed and confused a movie i hadn't seen in years. Matthew McConaughey was in it(way before the Lincoln commmercial's) and he had one of favorite movie line's of all…

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How Is My CF3 Doing?

This girl which I will call CF3 (Current Favorite #3) is probably the prettiest girl I've ever dated. She is just among the best girl I've ever seen in my whole life and I think she is going to be…

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7 pix of Helga Lovekaty

This is a seriously beautiful woman: http://www.egotasticallstars.com/2015/10/helga-lovekaty-naked-topless-perfection-at-the-window/#&gid=ci01dae02d000199de&pid=helga-lovekaty-bra-and-panties-topless-07jpg I especially like the first 3 pix; after that she's wearing too much :)

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Marriage and Family, Would You Do It Again?

Not everyone, but are large portion of our regular posters here are middle aged men who had married and had children. Now they are either divorced or their marriages have turned to pure shit. And so many of…

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This guy knows how to treat a girlfriend

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3269522/Father-uses-dummy-prank-girlfriend-thinking-son-blown-quad-bike-accident-cries-watching-flames-shoot-air.html

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Googling someone's phone number

Have you ever googled someone's phone number? Well...I got a stripper's phone number and I put the digits in google. Surprise, surprise. It led me to her personal social media page. Now I know her real name and…

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Is there an app?

Why is there not an app for tuscl?

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Shot in the groin..

Shot in the groin and who's to blame? You give Akron a bad name! http://www.cleveland.com/akron/index.ssf/2015/10/ashtabula_man_shot_in_groin_at_1.html#incart_m-rpt-1

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Ignore Button

I had forgotten what a great tool that is! Personally, I have no problem with anyone that posts on here; after all, a variety of viewpoints makes the site more interesting. However, when one member repeats the same…

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I used to think it would be fun to fuck a sex addict

Now, I'm not so sure. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3269363/Argentinian-businessman-stabbed-death-kinky-sex-game-younger-married-lover-suffers-uncontrollable-impulse-unfaithful.html

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Star Wars and the back door! Freaky sex ed video!

I haven't watched this all the way through but it is easily the weirdest way I could think of to teach about anal! Check out the Darth Vader mask! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kquo57uflRw Brilliant! ;)

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Zen Music

Have you ever jacked off while listening to Zen Music with flutes and ocean sounds? Next rime i listen to Zen Music i will be on my balcony sitting indian style, with eyes closed and going ummmmmm...ummmmmm... ummmmm

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Spoiler Alert!...The new season of The Walking Dead features zombies trying to k

It's unbelievable.....

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Movies

Did you see the movie diarrhea yet? Its not too late, it's still running. Did you see the movie constipation yet? It didn't come out yet. Did you see the movie fart yet? Don't bother, it really stinks anyway.

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Tits and Ass

Do you get turned on by sniffing panties?

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Pucker up LM-N

And kiss my ass

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Isn't it weird?

Sometimes I'll go to a club and before I know it I've dropped $300 in 1-2 hours and are headed for the ATM. Other times I just can't get rid of a buck and I'll walk out disappointed with…

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Lazy dancers

This is not the norm by any means but sometimes when I go to clubs there are girls there who just sit around at the bar or at one table and NEVER give anyone a dance. Some of them…

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Two girls and a bunch of hot dogs pic....

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_z2d4IxltHJI/S9eJC1eVTeI/AAAAAAAADZg/NQnrifzH1aE/s1600/Special_Talents%2B2chixHotDogs.jpg

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Do you really want to date a stripper?

A PL is beaten and robbed after being set up by a stripper he was "dating." http://www.cleveland.com/metro/index.ssf/2015/10/cleveland_man_jumped_robbed_af.html

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Fight between strippers outside Bronx club sparked fatal shooting of club regula

It's dangerous to be a strip club regular. http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/nyc-crime/man-45-fatally-shot-stripper-fight-bronx-article-1.2392617

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Frat Suspended After Graphic Hazing Video Released: Pledges Forced to Give Strip

Were the pledges forced or did they beg for the chance? http://www.alternet.org/news-amp-politics/frat-suspended-after-graphic-hazing-video-released-pledges-forced-give-strippers

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Strippers that post on Backpage

Have you ever seen a stripper via Backpage?

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2 shootings in 2 days at Atlanta's Magic City.

Atlanta police shot a suspect Saturday night who was fleeing from a strip club where a robbery had been reported. The incident occurred at about 8:30 p.m., Channel 2 Action News reported. An officer was on patrol in the parking lot…

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Reasons strippers stop stripping

1. Death 2. Jail 3. Pregnant (sadly, there have been exceptions to this) 4. Failed looks (old, fat, ugly) (of course there have also been exceptions to this too) 5. The black widow / gullible sugar daddy exit plan others ???

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The ravages of time

Geeze... time has been unkind to (most of) the bond girls of the 60s, 70s, and the better part of the 80s. http://www.yourdailydish.com/galleries/james-bond-girls-then-and-now/1/ Is the lesson here that time limited partnerships are better, or that personal compatibility trumps physical hotness in the…

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2045 the year man becomes Imortal

https://youtu.be/UcM64lVljYQ If this holds true I wonder what impact this will have on strip clubs

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Lots Going On

No time for strip clubs. Great time of the year. College and NFL in full swing. NHL just started. Baseball playoffs. NBA pre-season. WNBA finals. Golf President's Cup. And tonight Season 6…

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A stripper with delusions of being a lady

I had an amusing encounter with a stripper at one of the divier clubs in Washington Park on a recent weekday afternoon. A big-breasted blonde MILF type was on stage as I entered the bar. I went up…

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The Mann Act

"Mann Act n. a federal statute making it a crime to transport a woman across state lines for "immoral" purposes. The Mann Act was intended to prevent the movement of prostitutes from one state to another or in and out of…

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Taking a break

I haven't been to a strip club in two weeks. I know that sounds short to some of you, but frankly I often just pop in for lunch and to see who is new and working days. Or I'll try…

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Best Seattle Club?

Either value or quality of dances?

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Very effective basketball recruiting

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3266020/Allegations-Louisville-hired-escorts-prompts-2-reviews.html

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Lap Dance Queen

I finally understand what the king means by a lap dance queen. Last night I'm in the club where video girl, free girl, and some other favs work. All my girls are busy so another dancer sits down. She…

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Let's welcome vicky19!

We have a new striper posting here: vicky19! I know some of you are cynical that new posters that claim they're dancers, but I've decided to be welcoming! Maybe she'll continue posting brilliant things if we're sufficiently nice and non-skeevy! vicky19, are…

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A pic of L_MN on drugs....

https://farm6.staticflickr.com/5604/15050065784_2fc9e23a15.jpg

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Never let it be said that I'm not magnanimous

I'm offering to bury the hatchet with John Smith. I just sent him a PM: --- I know it must be hard knowing that I'm fucking your ex-DS but maybe we should bury the hatchet. I still suspect that you're one of…

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Bitch better consider wearing a wildebeest costume

Pretty little bitch Ashley Benson was making fun of Cecil. www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3265164/Ashley-Benson-emerges-time-apologising-tasteless-Cecil-Lion-Halloween-costume.html Now I admit that Cecil was a pussy, but he was a lion and therefore superior to you hairless apes. Anybody know where this bitch lives? She's going to get a…

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What do people think of that I_MN guy!

The pointless bragging posts are doubtless just that, but I wonder what was up with the weird posts about the CIA! Sort of seemed like he was actually freaking out! Really, what kind of weirdo would say that stuff? I think…

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High Mileage in Portland

Anyone know which you're likely to get 2-way contact in the Portland area nowadays? The only ones I know of are Casa Diablo and Casa Diablo 2 and they're pretty expensive, especially when you get a dance from a

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Escorts

I have never called an escort before so would like some of you guys who have experience with this to give your good advice and tips on how and where to look to find best escorts in my area and…

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Shoot out at the Nixa corral.

NIXA, Mo. (AP) - Dozens of shots were fired in an altercation outside a southwest Missouri strip club in what Christian County Sheriff Brad Cole thinks was a drug deal gone bad. The Springfield News-Leader reports the firefight broke out at…

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Bringing a Stripper Home

I know this is been discussed before, but I never paid much attention because it didn't seem applicable to me at the time. But now that I'm separated from the ball and chain, I have the option of bringing strippers…

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i want evryone to know i'm ok

please dont help by callin the police becase police cant stop the cia and the nsa hears us all just leave me alone i'll be back if they dont kim me ta ta for now

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I'm going to repeat last weekend

how about you? What kind of debauchery did you get into? My usual stripper (20 years old, jet black hair, 5 ft 9, fake DD breasts, smoking hot body) brought over a friend of hers to party. Her friend was 19,…

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How do they do it?

A couple of days ago I was at my Ford dealer getting my car serviced and I went into the waiting room. The was a grossly fat woman in there nursing a baby. She had to weigh at least 300…

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OT - Want To Laugh?

This is a million outtakes from "You Bet Your Life". Groucho was a 2015 talk show host (well, it was a game show but had the interview process first) mired in 1950's standards for TV. None of these clips made…

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PL of the year award nominee

Another contestant, this time from China. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/peoplesdaily/article-3266085/Pervert-caught-camera-Man-repeatedly-rubs-crotch-against-female-passenger-Chinese-underground-train.html

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The Bronx 2AMer.

A 46-year-old man was fatally shot outside a strip club in The Bronx early Friday morning, authorities said. A gunman opened fire in front of the Key Club Cabaret on Boston Road near Noell Avenue in Eastchester around 4:25 a.m., striking…

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More politically correct bullshit

'Her actions are no different than a male teacher doing the same to a female student. Predatory sexual behavior knows no gender limit.' http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3266420/Texan-teacher-25-admitted-sleeping-THREE-teenage-male-students-imprisoned-ten-years.html