Down In Texas Saloon
Closed
16336 N Interstate 35 Frontage Rd, Austin, TX 78728, USA*

DTS Dead 3pm on Tues

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notme21
Oct 7, 2015, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Wednesday Afternoon

$5 cover/sin tax. No other charge to get in. Asked how many girls were working as the parking lot was pretty sparse. Told there were 5. I'd never been here before so I looked around. As you enter, to the left is a VIP area with very private booths. To the right leads to the main area. And. There. Is. Noone. There. All tables are empty. Lights, music and lasers are going, but no girls on stage. Main floor is set up well with small tables in the middle and larger, more private couches on the periphery. Again, not a girl or customer to be found. Look to my right and realize everyone must be at the bar where there is one bartender, two customers with girls drinking beers, and two other dancers at the side of the bar talking and tapping their phones. I took the stairs to the second VIP area upstairs. This is a nice place with a second bar, many tables, and some nice secluded couches. I felt bad as I interrupted a very aggressive dance session going on in the far corner. Sorry... Back downstairs to the bar for a water for a $1 tip. I ask the bartender where the dancers are. She says they will be there soon. OK. Finished water, and left. Will not return - was there for 30+ minutes and never saw a dancer or got any service.

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