Hard to believe these two are twins!

8 comments

• grand1511

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  9 years ago

  Brings a whole new meaning to "tossing your salad."
• shailynn

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  9 years ago

  Ah so I see you've switched to porn instead of getting overcharged in the VIP rooms. Probably a wise economical move and if you have an accountant in sure they are happy as well.
• crazyjoe

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  9 years ago

  Did the Piggly Wiggly run out of cucumbers on account of you
• 4got2wipe

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  9 years ago

  "38 Minutes Ago • Did the Piggly Wiggly run out of cucumbers on account of you"
  
  Brilliant point! I need to increase my cucumber budget! What would I do without your sage advice crazyjoe?
• 4got2wipe

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  9 years ago

  "Ah so I see you've switched to porn instead of getting overcharged in the VIP rooms. Probably a wise economical move and if you have an accountant in sure they are happy as well."
  
  Don't worry shailynn! Next time I hit the club I'll go for the cheapest girl I can find! I'll even bring my own produce to save money!
• JohnSmith69

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  9 years ago

  Damn I'd loose my dick in that pussy.
• shailynn

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  9 years ago

  I like that - "hello I would like to take you to VIP and I brought my own toys to share with you tonight."
  
  JS69 may get the girls high, but 4got2wipe gets them off
• motorhead

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  9 years ago

  Her dad came home from work and caught his daughter masturbating with this cucumber.
  
  He said, "I was going to eat that tonight, but now it's going to taste like salad."