Ridiculous dancer names.

Jamie

The first time I heard that I was like "wtf" that's a normal name, you need something more exotic like "sinnamon" or "Shanaynay"

Shanaynay. LMAO

Yeah. I've gotten dances from Property this past Sunday. The tall, slim light skinned chick. That is a ridiculous name. I thought about that myself the moment she told me. Other ridiculous ones that I've heard are Promise, Lucky, Dream, and Rainbow, and Thunder.

"Yeah. I've gotten dances from Property this past Sunday. The tall, slim light skinned chick. That is a ridiculous name. I thought about that myself the moment she told me. Other ridiculous ones that I've heard are Promise, Lucky, Dream, and Rainbow, and Thunder."

Rainbow isn't bad! I bet there are girls with stoner parents who really are named Rainbow! The rest: non-brilliant!

Well, it is being remembered and repeated out here... so marketing-wise it is working!

I've met a non-stripper whose name was actually Rainbow. BUT she worked at a Hooters...

I've heard Chastity before and "Émario"...

Why not just call yourself Slut or Whore. On second thought those names are probably already taken at Follies.

The strangest name I've heard for a stripper was Cinnamon. Yes, her name was Cinnamon.

^^^i know a dancer whose real name is Cinnamon

"Obsidian". It was an ultra cute white girl from Ohio dancing at old Crazy Horse Saloon.

Delicious, Hennessy, Loca, Bubbles, Kiwi

Not ridiculous, just didn't fit. Older dancer, rail thin, A- cup size, bad teeth, said, "Call me Baby Doll." Absolutely nothing cuddlier about her.

Goodness, Persuasion, Obsession, Sensation
Black Beauty, Bubblin' Brown Sugar, Sexy Black
Luscious, Tasty, Slippery
Q: Which one of these ten girls was white?

Slippery ?

I met Property. It is an apt name, She came over to dance for me, but first went to the bar and bought a beer. she brought it over to a dude on the couches and then returned to me. After my one table dance, she took my $10 and I swear she gave it to the dude on the couch! I then noticed she had no money in her garter even though this was already about 3:30.

She is Property. "His" property.

Also met a girl who pronounced her name dee-NAM-a-TAY. Took me a minute to figure out it was Dynamite.

I can't remember if one dancer in Indianapolis called herself "Sensation" or "Temptation." She called me a gentleman because, even though I caressed her crotch, I didn't stick my fingers in her. Another one called herself "Omni," but she really wasn't all that. And a ROB I met at the (thankfully defunct) Bear's Den in Shelly, MN called herself "Sugar," even though there really wasn't anything sweet about her.

My favorite fat stripper, who had a fondness for swallowing, was named Sunshine. The most absurd one I can remember is Charity.

I met a dancer named Dancer once

"My favorite fat stripper, who had a fondness for swallowing, was named Sunshine. The most absurd one I can remember is Charity."

I suppose Charity is better than Chastity! Plus, it would be brilliant if she had friends named faith and hope!

"I met a dancer named Dancer once"

Brilliant!

Ironfox -i was just about to make a comment on the names you put down because I've had dances with girls with that name. But then I noticed we have been to some of the same clubs. Lol

There was an asian dancer named Malayse. I told her that it sounds like malaise, which means feeling sick. She didn't believe me at first, so I told her to look it up. She must have because the next time I saw her she was called May, then latter China.

@Propsi: Not that weird. Back in the 70s, in the original Mission Impossible series, Barbara Bain played a character named Cinnamon Carter, the femme fatale of the IMF team.

I got another one for you guys a few weeks ago I was talking to a dancer and when I asked her name with the DJ playing some loud music I thought she said Breastly and I called her Breastly for about 20 minutes until some how the music died down and she corrected my mishearing her name was actually Presley. We had a good laugh and I got to say Breastly was much more fitting cause she had fantastic DDs.

"Slim". Wtf kind of selection is that? Apparently that is all she is too because I wouldn't get a dance from her at this high end club since she's notice of a looker.

to NigelCharles there is a character on the ABC comedy blackish named Rainbow I think her given name is Rae Dawn Chong and is the daughter of stoner comedian Tommy Chong
to MrDeuce was it Goodness or Obsession ? not funny unless her name is Black beauty and she named herself after a horse

Did she let you come on her Property?

"not funny unless her name is Black beauty and she named herself after a horse"

Brilliant!

"Did she let you come on her Property?"

Double brilliant!

Almost forgot about one little cutie who called herself "Pretty Like Drugs." Had it tattooed on her back, too -- just about covered her whole back.

Coming on her property without asking would trespassing. I'm sure you could rent Property if you just went over and talked to her "agent"

The weirdest I can think of was a girl named "Yours" She would introduce herself by saying "I'm Yours if you want me."

I also used to spend a lot of time with a blonde named "Toy." She was a lot of fun to play with both itc and otc.

I'm sure I've posted this before but the strangest one I've ever heard was "Your Little Sister.

With a stage name like "Your Little Sister," I have to think that her tagline would've been "Incest is best." I wonder just how many mongers would've gone in for that.

@4got2wipe- I knew a dancer whose real name was Chastity once, but I don't remember a dancer calling herself that (Chastity's dancer name was Sugar, which I thought was misleading). As for Charity, she does, in fact, work in a club with someone who goes by Faith.

Sony & Cher Bono had a daughter named Chastity. She disliked the name so much that she changed her gender and name. Now goes by Chaz.

"With a stage name like "Your Little Sister," I have to think that her tagline would've been "Incest is best." I wonder just how many mongers would've gone in for that."

Why go across the street when you can just go down the hall? (Sorry couldn't help myself.)

"Almost forgot about one little cutie who called herself "Pretty Like Drugs." Had it tattooed on her back, too -- just about covered her whole back."

I've seen many stupid tattoos but that has to be in the top 10 most non-brilliant tattoos I've ever heard about!

"I'm sure I've posted this before but the strangest one I've ever heard was "Your Little Sister."

OK, that's a stupider name than "Pretty Like Drugs"! I hope she didn't tattoo it on herself!

"As for Charity, she does, in fact, work in a club with someone who goes by Faith."

Brilliant! Now all they need is Hope!

Reminds me of a comedy I saw once! Can't remember the name but it had a character whose parents' religion was based on a Bible with a misprint! The misprint was "faith, hop, and charity" so the hopped all day on the sabbath!

I knew a civvie once named Sundown. She wasn't a stripper although she could've been if she wanted too.

Also knew a gal whos real name was Moonbeam, and her dancer name was Eclipse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ue4m_2F8…

not quite Stripper names but could bem and David Alan Grier is still funny as hell.

At a club today I heard a stripper called to stage named "Tsunami".

I met another one there about a week ago who had a strange name but can't remember it anymore.

Nothing is better then Key and Peele names from the East/West Collegiate Bowl

https://youtu.be/gODZzSOelss

@sflguy123, I met a stripper named Strange :-)

One of my favorite dancers was a girl named Storm. When I asked her, she said:

Storm: Yep.
Me: Storm?
Storm: Uh Huh.
Me: Storm as in...Storm from the X-Men?
Storm: ^_^

I couldn't make it up even if I tried.