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Beemers Gentlemen's Club

McKeesport, Pennsylvania

Cum to Beemers for a great time

Although I had a great time at Beemers, it seems to be going down hill. I really can't stand the smoking (nothing has changed there). The hott blonde bartender is still there but…

Perfect Ten

San Antonio, Texas

3 For one Review

As others have stated, the powers that be in San Antonio I feel are causing a fair amount of girls to travel to neighboring cities for better business. That being said, i wouldn't totally…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Beautiful babes, great times

What's not to like? Seemingly dozens of beautiful babes, great atmosphere and amazing barbeque. Barbeque? Yup. They put an incredible spread out. I would never eat at a strip club,…

Roxxx

Brooklyn, Illinois

A veteran of Roxy's

How do you begin to describe Roxy's in Brooklyn,Illinois? First off,it's beautiful inside...the stages are well placed...everywhere is a good view...and the atmosphere is special. But you horny devils want to know about the women,right? Well,the last time…

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, Texas

Nice time on a Sunday night

I have been to a few clubs in Austin. This one always ends up to be my go-to club when I am around the area. The club holds its own compared to other cities with…

Crazy Horse Men's Club

Bedford Heights, Ohio

Pleasantly surprised

Came here after work one day as I was on the east side and knew it had a good reputation. I was not disappointed. Drinks were reasonably priced and the girls were beautiful.…

The Harem Dayton

Dayton, Ohio

Thursday Night Stop

It's been a few months since I've been to the Harem, was looking for a little excitement so I stopped by. I'm not sure what was going on this evening, but I swear I tried…

Dream Girls

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Spendy Experience

I pulled a $500 pull tab while stopping at a gas station in St. Cloud. What better way to blow the cash than heading to a the club. Stopped in to DG after warming up…

Babe's

Pensacola, Florida

Mediocre at best

Came here with a buddy of mine on a Thursday. Wasn't really impressed by the atmosphere or overall vibe of the club. Most of the girls were 5's or 6's, some looked like junkies while…

Christies Cabaret

Cleveland, Ohio

christies cabaret Cleveland

This Club has the nicest layout I've seen in Cleveland, and I basically decided to try it out because when I read other club reviews on this site everyone said Christie's is the default…

Emperors

Jacksonville, Florida

So so

I use to frequent this club years ago because of the many beautiful dancers they had but in recent years, the talent has fallen off. My visit was a Sunday afternoon and on into the…

Fairways Inn

Smyrna, Delaware

new digs...but no women

stopped in to check out the new place. work inside and outside looks pretty good. they kinda kept the same dancer set up with poles in the two corners, but the "cage" at the…

Daydreams

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Bachelor Party

This place should be filed under ok. Some of the dancers were hot, some were just decent. We were there for my buddies bachelor party, and paid to get a private room for like an…

Bishops Corner

Stratford, Connecticut

Great place

There are two places I visit in CT and this is one of them. Place is a dive, but the latino women are amazing. This is one of two places that offer very nice lap…

Bottoms Up Lounge

Akron, Ohio

Another great vist to Bottom Up

Bottoms Up Club is my staple when in the visiting the North East Ohio area. This is one of the only nude clubs in area, which has good looking dances (4-7). This…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

Good Scenery / Zero Interaction

The club is in a great location, it is very large, nice bar area, decent drinks, priced the same as most clubs. I went in around 1:00PM on a Thursday. There were a decent amount…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

PP Afternoon visit

I have to tell you, this place is dead. About 15 dancers maybe with even less customers. Got there at about 3:30pm and with happy hr at 4 pm you would think business would be…

Smile Lounge

Houston, Texas

Smile Lounge

I took a friend, Dedham Dan, who came in from Boston to Smile Lounge last Thursday. We hit some of the other Telephone Rd K-bars and my friend was not impressed. One club…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

I was in Thursday evening and was surprised by the amount of people there

I was in Thursday evening and was surprised by the amount of people there. The place is spacious with two stages to the north and the south. It reminded me a lot of the ricks…

Hotel Royal

Whitby, Ontario

Slow on a Thursday

Stopped in at around 12:30 am. Club was 1/ 4 full, maybe 12 to 15 girls working. Quality of girls was only average, no real standouts. Had several dancers sit and complain about how dead…

Pole Position

Mays Landing, New Jersey

No more chances

Having already been to this club twice before, I decided to try the 3 strikes, and your out rule As I have started before (and others as well )the address listed is wrong…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Very friendly dancers

I make it to South Jersey a couple times a year and I always try to stop by the Playhouse. It's not a fancy place and its BYOB but you don't go there for…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Evening Visit

Last time that I was there it was afternoon and there wasn't much going on. Took my own advice and went back in the evening. While there were plenty of dancers, only a…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

A long slow decline

This will be thoughts on the club based upon many visits over the last 6-7 years. No alcohol full nude club. Cover can be as much as $45 for out of state guys, it includes unlimited…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Can't wait to come back

This review is from about 3 months ago and I am coming back to ATL this weekend and simply can not wait to go to Follies. I went in on a Saturday afternoon and…

Club O

Homewood, Illinois

Decent visit

I was driving back from Michigan and decided to stop at the O on the way home. It was early evening and the traffic was still pretty bad so figured I would stop in…

The Office Gentlemen's Club

Medford, Oregon

Great Stage Dances/Dancers/Horrible Lap Dances

I stopped in around 10:30 on a Tuesday evening while visiting the area. There is some street parking right in front of the place and I was able to park there with no issues.…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

I love afternoons

Everywhere I've visited, afternoons offer the most bang for your buck. And Baby Dolls was no exception. I popped in on the way to DFW to see what's what. It's a massive place, especially in…

Stadium Club

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Overpriced

I visited this club on a trip with my friends. We valet parked our car and walked up to the club. They have a stupid ass no GUM policy, which makes no sense some…

Las Cariñosas

Beaverton, Oregon

general

So this will be my first review for this club and only me second time being there! I used to be a regular there back in the day when it was called Hotties and even…

PaperMoon Springfield

Springfield, Virginia

If you're there, so is it and nothing else

Well it is either this place or a smaller seedier place just down the street, grandfathered in through county code. You could do worse I suppose, but the scarcity costs you. On an goven night…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

Tiffany

I am very much a day shift patron, both because it fits into my schedule and because in my experience extra's no matter what the club are more common. The tradeoff is obviously fewer…

Foxy's

Scottsville, New York

Friendly Club

I took a drive to the country to pay a visit to Vixens, mostly because I heard one of my favorite dancers had started working there (which was not the case, by the way). I…

The Mpire Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

A new favorite

I had just left the club next door and didn't expect much different with this one. I was wrong. The place is amazing. I had to wait a bit but the guy…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Old reliable

Baby dolls never disappoints.. u might have a mediocre day in terms of luck with girls but there is always plenty to go around.. but a mediocre day at baby dolls is better than a…

DV8

Portland, Oregon

Friday night at DV8

Over the last month, I've made several trips to various SCs in PDX, mostly going with a friend of mine who was visiting from Seattle. She said the strip clubs in Seattle suck so she…

Dancers Den

Akron, Ohio

Not a shit-hole, but not much better

From the outside this place looks like the kind of run-down crapshack that you might see on the evening news doing a story on the local meth scene, but when I walked in late Friday…

Molly Browns

Daytona Beach, Florida

Molly Browns

I can't remember if the cover charge was five or $10. It definitely wasn't over $10, or I would remember. It's located in a nice, upscale (well, upscale for Daytona Beach, anyway)…

Shotgun Willie's

Glendale, Colorado

Different

Went about 10:00 pm on a Thursday evening. The cover was $15 if I remember correctly. The club is basically one big rectangle, with a bar to the far left and back right. The first…

Gentlemen's Gold Club

Baltimore, Maryland

trip to ggg

If you come here expecting to just have an average time you won't be disappointed. You never really have too much fun at the Gold Club, but the girls are generally attractive and friendly. Went in…

Vixens Cabaret

Davie, Florida

Nice and New

First off it is very loud... Like others have said the vibe is different and the type of music is different. That was great but it was way too loud. There were about 8 dancers…

Babe's

Pensacola, Florida

Decent place but...

So I came in on two consecutive Friday nights. Nice place. A few hot dancers. Decent for Pensacola... But 1%er bikers were there both times. The first time there was only two. The next time…

Déjà Vu Ypsilanti

Ypsilanti, Michigan

Not bad for ypsi

I stayed at a nearby hotel so I decided to check this place out based on the reviews. Very chill club with younger dancers. Tipping at the rail gets good attention from the dancers. There…

Club Good Times

Columbia, Pennsylvania

Improving

Its been a while since I've been here. On the whole things are looking up. The place isn't the linoleum tile dump it used to be... I have to say I am…

Victoria's Cabaret

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Good things come in small packages.

The club itself is a little bit small. There isn't a substantial amount of seating, but they're almost enough girls on shift that there is one girl for every guy in the club. The girls…

Rick’s Cabaret

Chicago, Illinois

Good club, sort of expensive m

I went there on a Thursday night and while there wasn't many people there, there was quite a few dancers. They are all pretty good looking and for the most part they will try to…

The Lampost Lounge

Youngstown, Ohio

Reasonable

This club is located on the border of liberty and Youngstown. It has easy access to the freeway so getting in and getting out is very easy. The inside of the club is very dated.…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Thursday 8/2 Henrys Night shift

Club was filled more than normal on this night. I have been here for the last few Thursdays, and this by far was biggest crowd. There was even a couple here enjoying the…

Monroe's Of Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, Florida

What a Tour

I entered the club just before midnight having heard from a dancer that I like in another club that she was now occasionally dancing here. Shortly after entering, one of the managers approached me and…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Bourbon Street for Lunch

So I am learning. On the curve... so to speak. I went to BSC for lunch. Stopped in around 1:15. So damn dark, but the quality of girls usually makes up…

The Men's Club

Mexico City, Ciudad de México

Hard to describe but I was hard that was for sure.

This club is hard to categorize. The environment is posh, safe, inviting. The restaurant food was fantastic. No smoking so I don't smell like stripper. The consistent quality of the dancers is amazing.…

Peyton's Play Pen

Brooklyn, New York

First time coming after passing by for years

I finally worked up enough courage to bring myself there alone at night. Let me tell u it was worth it. Some of the girls are hot and havr natural breasts and ass. They girls…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Best strip club that I've been to

Mons is a great strip club. I was in the Tampa area on business and ended up going here several times. The women are absolutely amazing looking. There was probably one ugly one...that is it.…

Pony Birmingham

Birmingham, Alabama

great atmosphere, sexy ladies

I have to say that this is definitely the best club in B'ham. I arrived around 8pm on a sat, and the place already had a few customers, and a girl on every pole, all averaging…

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Clubs in atlanta where the girls dance on the dick?

Have you ever pulled out your dick and a girl danced on it? If so, what clubs in Atlanta are the best?

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My own Fluffer

This afternoon I visited my favorite club and the dancer on stage was familiar to me, but I've never talked with her. She was a spinner who looked very attractive. As soon as she was off stage I asked her…

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What's your record?

So I was in Follies recently and counted 7 different girls there that I,um, "knew very well." I think it was the most at one time I've ever had there on one shift. What's the most girls working…

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Rickdugan

This is not how you are supposed to pick up dudes, freaking stick to the system and wear your white suit https://youtu.be/I6I59SwWrho

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Hitting on fast food girls and scoring free food

https://youtu.be/QwDHU6mKgmU

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OTC becomes extreme

http://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/wayne/2015/10/01/daughter-family-accused-extortion-scheme-dies/73169122/

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Crazy Russians with condoms

https://youtu.be/1jabplD_idk

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Future strip club hound

Kid tries to buy condoms https://youtu.be/UdJ6pnPW2b4

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Crazyjoe trolling McD

https://youtu.be/-6lYyhqpZnc

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Hillary supporters love the Donald

https://youtu.be/CsxXty6vEBA

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Ways of getting BBBJ 'till completion, your preferences?

Do you guys think about sexual choreographies? Do you actually think out what you intend to do with a girl before you see her? I certainly do. Of course it will often depend on what the girl is wearing.…

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Ass: Hard or Soft?

There was a recent discussion on whether you like breasts feeling hard/firm or soft. What about the ass? I'm an ass fan. When girls work out their ass, their ass gets harder and firmer. I'm a fan of girls getting in…

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I really think Stripperweb is a great site....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5g_gs6nnyo

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When is the last time that you LDKed?

Me: Let's go get more dances beautiful, I want to LDK with you. Dancer: Awesome. I live for the LDK. I want to make you cum in your pants. Me: Sounds pathetic. Let's go. WTF? How…

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Redhead apes are the best

My current adventures with John Smith's ex-DS while I wait for my felid army to gather in the states and begin our insurrection has reminded me of the good times I've had with redhead apes. This one time my buddy…

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"Peeple" (YELP for rating people app) would seem to have intriguing potential fo

(except for the fact that you would have to be on it with your "real name" [a "real" Facebook name], and so would be subject to review) http://www.ew.com/article/2015/09/30/peeple-app 'Yelp for people' app will let you 'rate' real-life human beings BY MARY SOLLOSI Posted…

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Fast men like fast women

http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/usain-bolt-slaps-strippers-bottom-6547300

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Horrible visit

Well, another flight to LA, so another chance to check out some clubs. On my last trip, I went to Tj's Showgirls and Bare Elegance, both were very good. On Sunday night…

Treasures

Las Vegas, Nevada

Bachelor Party

This review is based on a Saturday trip last month for a bachelor party at around 10:00 p.m. We had the club's limo pick us up (party of 10) from our hotel and he was…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

After noon at Synn COI

I usually go to DVCOI but on this day I decided to try Synn for the very first time. First thing to keep in mind is that this place is in a very small shopping…

Sirens

Westerville, Ohio

Guess they didn't want to sell me any dances

Tuesday evening ~8, didn't expect too much, but decided to drop by after finishing some other business nearby. 4 dances, 5-6 customers. I went to the bar & got a drink. The dancer sitting next…

Blue Zebra Cabaret

North Hollywood, California

It's really down that industrial street

I was following my GPS and thought it must be wrong. Club is located in light industrial area and not on the Main Street. Got here on a Friday at 3:30 in the…

The X Gentlemen's Club

Columbus, Ohio

Still my favorite club in Columbus

Nothing changes here, and that's fine with me. Mark the floor guy still hustles. Wodie still watches after the girls. Brian still DJs. Jeremy & Tasha still bartend. Maggie still works the door. I still…

Centerfolds

Berlin, Connecticut

Decent Club

This was the second club I had visited in CT. It was decent, there were nice younger girls, the bartenders were also nice. It was a lot busier than expected for the size of the…

Union Jacks

Portland, Oregon

Union Jacks

The rules for most Portland, Oregon strip clubs apply here. Fully nude, full bar. Your mileage will vary. The girls here are pretty good looking. Yes, there are tattoos and piercings everywhere but it IS Portland.…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

Looking for some fun

By far Ebony Inn is a hidden gem in PG county that offers the best service during the afternoon and evenings. The girls during the day shift are hot and some are eager to please. The days…

She She's Gentlemen's Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

1st Visit

One of the last clubs to visit on my bucket list of black clubs. Came to visit from out of town while training in Florida; easy to find from I-10 and exiting off Highway 90.…

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

My First Time at The Treasure Club

Normally when I'm in Greensboro, I go to the Gold Club. But this time I decided to try something new. I arrived last Thursday around 9:30-9:45pm-ish. I was able to get in free (though the…

Diamond Cabaret

Sauget, Illinois

penthouse

I had not been to penthouse for quite some time and i was impressed by what i saw. A very good number of dancers and very good quality most above 7. All the…

Allure

Fort Myers, Florida

good value, basic club

went to Babes 3-4 times in the last month, mostly between 7-11pm. It's "offseason" in southern FL, so places are less crowded. Typically a dozen dancers working. Close to 20 on weekends. $5 cover at…

Palazio Cabaret

Austin, Texas

Palazio at night - bachelor party

Went here with friends for a large bachelor party. We were bouncing between clubs so we didn't get a chance to sample the VIP areas. I will say I think this is one…

Show World

West Babylon, New York

one of the best nights

I am a regular here and basically this is a video parlor with live girls at the back. the girls are available for dancing. they can give a tease show for $20 in a room…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

As always a great time at Follies

Follies has by far the best value for money....$10 lap dances at back couches facing mirror can't be beaten even on a bad day at Follies. Mot dancers provide high mileage and you can have…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Love this place

Baby Dolls is my happy place. It is nice, big, clean, well-lit, and full of women. There is a wide variety of women to choose from and I feel like a kid in a candy…

Whiskey a Go-Go

Vaughan, Ontario

Some changes since last in

I hadn't been here for quite a while and was surprised by the changes. The hours are shorter first off, opens in the evening on most days only. The dancers were a…

The Lodge

Dallas, Texas

Very nice and excellent lunch, but slow when I was there.

I've only been to the Lodge once, after hearing and reading good things about it. The club was very nice and lived up to expectations as a high end place. Lunch was great. I had…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

GO BACK TO THE OLD HOURS

Man I will tell you this, I was all set to have an afternoon lap dance when I pulled up to this spot last week. So when I pulled up to the parking lot that…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

Friday night

Visited to Players club on a Friday night after a while. I was hoping there will be more girls out there on Fridays compared to week days. But not many girls that night. It was…

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, Pennsylvania

OK time at the ballpark

I was here for a few days on business decided to check out the ball park. First impression when walking in was the smell of smoke is almost unbearable however I sat by the door…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Been a couple of months since I visited, and after this visit, it may be a few more

Been a couple of months since I visited, and after this visit, it may be a few more. Now I know that the best ladies are around weekends, but my experience at this club…

Diva's Gentlemens Club

Lexington, Kentucky

Good value

I have very mixed feelings about this place. Overall, I would say that there is good value as you are not completely bleeding money from the moment you walk in as is the case…

Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale

Dallas, Texas

I am disappoint

Been a few months since I last reviewed this place. The girls were not top shelf on my last visit. But the clean venue, free lunch, and liberal activities everywhere from the 1st…

Shade Gentlemen's Club

Edmonton, Alberta

Amazing experience at Shade

Went a couple of days ago to this club. The only other club I have ever been to is Chez Pierre. So compared to that, this club is great. Very new, very clean for the…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Regular Place

This place is one of my go to places. It's off of a highway and has decent parking. When you enter the club it's set more like a bar. Open center with tvs and…

Kappa Men's Club

Kappa, Illinois

Good club

Kappa Kabanna is a good club located kind of in the middle of nowhere. All the time I hear people say that they were surprised there was a strip club way out here. In all…

Shadow Cabaret

Hialeah, Florida

Not Goog

This club just reopened as heads or tails. It is located in Hialeah right across the street for the hospital lmfao. They charge for parking, but no cover to get in. The…

Stars Cabaret

Neenah, Wisconsin

VIP Nazis

Went to this club on a Saturday night around 9:00. It's easy to find but hard to get to. You need to drive up Hwy 41 to an exit a few miles north and then…

Kit Kat Club

Portland, Oregon

Kit Kat Club, something innovative on the Portland Strip Club scene

To my experience, this club is somewhat unique in the Portland area. It's cultivated a fun, low key atmosphere and features sets that range from amazing pole-work to theatrical burlesque sets. I've been going…

Diamond Cabaret

Sauget, Illinois

NICE CLUB INIDE

The club is very nice inside. Although I am not a member, I was given a tour of the private member area and it is really posh. They even have a soundproof room to make…

Ruby's II

Bridgeport, Connecticut

My Stop when in Brudgeport

This club is an ok club. It's usually where I go when in Bridgeport. Girls are average to above average and it's a BYOB. Lap dances are $20 a song so pretty…

Passions Men's Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

1st Visit

Came here after visiting She She's and got in around 10:45 pm. It's about 7-10 minutes north from She She's going on Highway 90. Large signs will direct when to turn at Downman Rd. The…

Biggins

Daytona Beach, Florida

Biggins

Free parking in a small lot and five dollar cover to get in.This place actually looked a little better then I remembered it from my last visit about a year ago. It's nicely furnished…

Win Place & Show Bar

Louisville, Kentucky

In and out

Pulled up in the lot on a Saturday evening. Lots of people in the parking lot drinking by their cars. Saw what the deal really was when I entered. Bar and club are completely divided.…

Cheetahs Gentlemen's Club

Sunnyvale, California

review

Let me break it down for you. 3 of my guy friends and I were feeling good and we had some extra cash, we decided what the hell! lets go to a strip club! It…

Porthole Pub

Pompano Beach, Florida

First Visit

Decided to try the porthole for the first time. Went there at 1am till 4am. 10ish girls on the line up, mostly AA. Looking around none of the girl caught my eye as smoking hot.…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Baby dolls a former legend

Once again I went to baby dolls, been going for many years, and once again when I hope it has improved and or is a glimmer of its former club, it lets me down. I…

Henry the VIII South

Southgate, Michigan

This Place is Bad

Well, this is a second person review, as my buddy told me about his trip, and some of what he told me is worth passing on, even if I did not observe things directly. He…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Good time at Risque

Was here this past weekend with a couple of friends. It was a light crowd for a Saturday night. Around may be 30 patrons and 10-12 girls. Saw a few new young face :-) Some…

American Bush

South Salt Lake, Utah

Good visit

I went to this club around 3pm. There were about 4 other customers there when I got there (1 near the main stage area and I think the other 3 were in VIP rooms. I…

Centerfolds

Worcester, Massachusetts

The double wide

I have not been to this club in a long time. I figured I would check it out. I went in and paid the $5 cover and grabbed a beer. I think it was around…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

Don't like the changes.....

First off....don't get me wrong. The Ebony Inn is still one of the best spots in PG, but the new (at least new to me) operating hours leave me disappointed. Hit the spot on Tuesday afternoon...wasn't…

Carl's Bar

Stone Park, Illinois

This a great place to hang out with the guys

This a great place to hang out with the guys. Play pool, have some drinks. Got a couple of decent lap dances. It's a bikini bar so keep that in mind...if you're looking…

Jen's Den

Akron, Ohio

Pretty much same old Jen's

Stopped by on a Thursday afternoon - my second visit since the place reopened. There were about 6 dancers on shift, although several came or went while I was there - about an hour. Most…

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Offtopic weather sucks ever since my vacation ended about a week ago and I bough

I thought I would have at least a weekend to paint or put some sealant on my roof. we had 6 days of almost non stop drizzle with scattered storms mixed in. Now they are saying we might…

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Best stripper nationality

If you live in a diverse area I strongly suggest you find clubs that are stocked with Brazilians. I learned the ways of Brazilian strip clubs too late. Benefits of brazilians: 1.) They see dancing as a respectable profession. You…

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Topless Protest at Ohio Church

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYJ2UvnSUMs

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Has anyone saved a stripper from stripping?

That recent post about the Miami pimp pimping out two ladies at a pompano SC brought back memories from encounter I went through back in the early 90's that I use to go to. It was a dive like SC…

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Future PL!

https://www.facebook.com/510455345658900/videos/831886166849148/?fref=nf

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Stripper Loyalty

A recent PM asking me questions about how I travel on planes with weed reminded me of this story. In hindsight, I should have seen this as a bad omen about the loyalty of the DS. We are leaving Seattle…

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DS made up of your favorite porn stars

So I saw the discussion the other day asking for everyone to describe their DS and the John Smith's post tonight comparing a porn star that looks a lot like his first DS. It got me thinking of a fun…

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Way to go Kerry, once again you made America seem like weak fools....

That is all....

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OT: draftkings and fanduel

I'm thinking about doing it. Anybody done these fantasy leagues? Do you ever win or are these leagues dominated by nerds that research every game? How much did you make? Are they legit?

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DS Twin

This girl comes the closest to any that I've ever seen online to being the original DS. Her looks, voice, attitude, etc it's uncanny how much they resemble one another. My new fav porn actress. Only difference…

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Do you think this guy posts on TUSCL?

Crazy guy trolls CNN headline news by claiming Edward Snowden is Edward Scissorhands! Brilliant! http://jezebel.com/olympic-level-troll-hijacks-hln-segment-on-edward-snowd-1733833133

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I love the mountains

Anyone else love the mountains also? http://hugeboobshugerods.tumblr.com/

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Tongue Lock

Does anyone know what the hell a tongue lock is for a trailer? The guy at the farm store didn't... they sell trailer parts... Then there was an old lady, probably in a mini skirt in the parking lot.…

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Which Providence RI club best for couples?

Hello, thanks to anyone who knows the Providence clubs and can provide some advice on the best club for couples. We're looking for a couples friendly club and the best opportunity for privacy/extras. Some of the reviews have said Cadillac…

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OT: Lunch

A. Greasy Cheeseburger with Fries. B. Soup & Salad. My stomach says A. My quack says B. Which is right?

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DS delusions. The best species has won!

I don't know what is wrong with that John Smith hairless ape. He must really be in love with his ex-DS. well, she's with me now wildebeest boy. I told her that all female hairless apes agree that "once you…

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Ever considered South Dakota for a vacation?

http://www.7deadlymag.com/kush/native-american-tribe-to-open-first-marijuana-resort/

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Do you think there is?

OT: Mars! Mars! Mars! That topic made me ponder a bit. Now we pretty much know the universe is nearly endless and still expanding, so do you believe that this little ol' planet, Earth, supports the only life in the…

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Meow meow it's me.

I signed up on here almost 2 years ago when I first started dancing as dancinggal, and this site has had good info for me ever since. I've been creeping long enough. Lopaw you still here? I made it up…

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I want a burger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45boXIgXFUQ

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Coincidental Thread Titles

I've noticed one can often make a funny connection between two different discussion topic titles. For example - today.... "Flying Fish" and "Running Water on Mars" How cool would that be?

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WWE Divas

Which WWE Divas would you like to see work as a stripper ?

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OT: How to Hook Up with a Waitress

I know this is a forum for learning how to pay strippers for sex .... but does anybody got an idea of how I can pay a waitress for sex? There's a hot waitress at a local dive (and I…

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Handicap dancers in Dallas?

Anyone know anyplace clubs with either an amputee or wheelchair bound strippers.? Preferably around Dallas....

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OTC Digits Ground Rules

I got some digits last week in my second visit to one of the 8 mile clubs. The dancer and I seemed to hit it off pretty well and she gave me her # without me asking (we did vip…

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(Yet another) Stripper Pet Peeve

Last week I was at tier 2 strip club in Atlanta (Flashers). I got some quality time with one of the few hot strippers and way too much information about her vacation. So asked her for some dances…

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Advice to John Smith......

The DS belongs to you, she is yours. You are a lawyer, you can find out shit. Find out who her whale is and ruin his life. Make him disappear. She will come back to you

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Note to self

While getting a bj from one stripper she complains how another stripper sat in a booth right next to us taking away some of our privacy. Then she mentions they are fucking. I confirm with her what she said. She's worried about…

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JS69 sex tape leaked

http://www.xnxx.com/video9846617/very_old_granny_still_loves_to_be_fucked

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Where Is Juice?

I've lost track of all the aliases, is he 72os now? The only guy (to my knowledge) ever to post selfies on a strip club forum. Gotta love it.

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I bet she gets a very positive performance review

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3253312/What-missing-weekend-Woman-accidentally-sends-BOSS-naked-Snapchat-response-make-cringe.html

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Introducing DS II

It's a small little dive club. Not my usual hangout but it has its charms. If I was high, I could maybe spend real money here some night. I'm debating whether a couple of dancers are worth…

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The Price of Extras has Gone Up in Miami

http://www.local10.com/news/man-accused-of-pimping-women-at-miamiarea-strip-clubs/35532810

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OT: Mars! Mars! Mars!

What did folks think about the running water on Mars announcement yesterday? I'm already starting plans for the first strip club to serve the martian colonies! It's be called "Club Brilliant Barsoom!" ;)

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OT: Can anyone stop the Patriots?

They haven't looked this sharp in years. These are driven men. This is what happens when you persecute one guy so ridiculously that he and the rest of his team develop an "us against the world" complex.…

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Good Advice

http://youtu.be/rRLP7r6OuYE

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Do we really need another review of Follies?

It's already past 1,500. We know the place is great. How many times do we need some PL to tell us that its ultra high mileage in the afternoon, a lower mileage black club at night? Can't…

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Blank space

Nice job everyone! Filling up the blank space after the discussions dissappeared

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Flying Fish...

not kidding...this is an amazing looking RC toy... http://airswimmers.com/

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Useless thread

What is the most useless idea you can come up with?

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Pics

Where did pictures go? Now our discussions are MIA also???

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Business Appointment

I am waiting for a business appointment and sitting in front of a gym that has large glass windows. All the treadmills are lined up in front of this window and there are 5 smoking hot girls all under…

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TUSCL Is acting werid

Can only see so many discussion topics, and I don't have a 'Next' button option

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Ass clowns at Twin Peaks

Why do guys try to take pics of themselves in front of Twin Peaks acting like they are butt fucking the elk? Shouldn't they get pics with the waitresses? If you bend them over just right you can act like…

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Confessions

My confession is... the real reason i shit at McD all the time is so i can use the toylet paper i buy to tp houses! What is your confession?

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Stripper Advice - Jedi Master help required

So I'm asking my comrades to give me some advice. I imagine Shadow would give good advice on this topic since he's like the Jedi master of strippers, maybe Juice can chime in as well and tell me what…

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Criteria for a dream stripper

What would your dream stripper be like? Understanding that nobody can ever be perfect at anything, a dream stripper is as close as a dancer could realistically come to perfection for a particular PL in three categories: 1) physical appearance, 2)…

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Gas Station Hotties

I was at the gas ststion this morning that had a drive thru car wash this morning. While pumping my gas there was a hot milf in a Mercedes SUV next to another gas pump, however she was not getting…

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What happened?

To all the discussions?

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Hugging you in the nude

Does anyone else get turned on like me when a dancer hugs you after she gives you lap dances with her clothes still off?

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Stripper Advice - Jedi Master Advice Only.

So I'm asking my comrades to give me some advice. I imagine Shadow would give good advice on this topic since he's like the Jedi master of strippers, maybe Juice can chime in as well and tell me what…

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Stripper drama.

PEMBROKE PARK, Fla. - A woman was arrested after assaulting a stripper at Scarlett's Cabaret in Pembroke Park in what appears to be an altercation over a man, an arrest report said. Stephanie Guerrero, 27, of Hialeah, was arrested Sunday on one…

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Guaranteed way to get free OTC

Just tell the dancer you're a "musician". Saying drug dealer will also work.

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I'm fucking John Smith's dream stripper for free

So I've finally made it to the states and I'm preparing to execute my felid revolution. Fucked the hot stewardess on the way over too. Being a lion in a suit that flys business class has its benefits. But the…

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15 ESCORTS SHARE WHAT HAPPENED ON THEIR FIRST DAY ON THE JOB

http://www.playboy.com/articles/first-day-escort-stories?utm_source=fb&utm_medium=social&utm_content=sexculture&utm_campaign=escortstories

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paying to learn how to eat pussy ?

How much should i consider paying a hooker/stripper to teach me how to eat pussy..? I mean they will be getting off and not me...all i get is a education so i can better satisfying my future providers with superior…

Ballon Fiesta Visitors Guide to Albuquerque Strip Clubs

If you are visiting Albuquerque for the Balloon Fiesta you can have fun in several strip clubs. While Albuquerque is not a destination strip club city, I think the clubs are above average for the US and well worth visiting. If you are going to the balloon fiesta, you will be getting up early in the morning as most of the action is early in the morning. You don’t want to miss the dawn patrol, which means getting up well before sunrise. Driving to the balloon fiesta is possible, and there are plenty of parking spots, but getting there can be crowded and sometimes a bit convoluted. I suggest taking one of the buses which are quick and relatively painless.…

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Workplace advice

I need a little advice on how to proceed with an odd situation at work. A woman I work told me that she started dancing at a nereby club and that she wanted me to come and watch her dance. She…

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Couple of stabbings in El Paso

El Paso Police have made a pair of arrests in the beating and stabbing of two men at an East El Paso strip club. 19-year-old Francisco Moreno and 22-year-old Ruben Anzures were taken into custody by police gang unit investigators. Authorities responded…

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Wilmington 2AMer

WILMINGTON, Del. — State police say a man was shot outside a strip club in Wilmington. Police say the 25-year-old victim was hit in the lower torso and was treated at a hospital and released. The shooting occurred shortly after 3 a.m.…

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Another Denver 2AMer.

ADAMS COUNTY, Colo. (CBS4) – Deputies in Adams County are investigating an early Sunday morning shooting. The shooting happened outside the Players Club strip club near 67th Avenue and Federal Boulevard. When deputies arrived they found a man suffering from a…

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If you were going to buy a new phone and possibly a new tablet too which service

Thinking about android instead of apple and possibly AT&T instead of verizon but haven't compared costs. I do very little actual talking on the phone but already use 3 gig per month on the AT&T data only plan on…

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Redheads

Of course, that topic title has several guys salivating just by saying "redheads." What is the obsession with them? If I go into a club, say the colesium in Detroit which is a huge club for those who don't know. There…

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Off-topic (sorta): Tributes

I wonder if any of you guys are familiar with "tributes." Basically, there are women out there who provide pictures of themselves to random (or not-so-random) guys (often on amateur porn sites). Said guys then ejaculate on the picture and…

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Fall and Winter Better Time for Strip Clubs

I started a thread back in June about summer being a bad time because of vacations and there being other activities. However the cooler weather is arriving and the nights are getting longer. Over the last six years of strip…

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Black dancers in Portland?

Overall dancer quality and mileage has gone down in Portland over the past few years. It's time I can get back with the black girls aka sistas. I know usually you'll see good value for your money with your dances…

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Untitled

I don't what to fuck to name this thread, so untitled it is! Imagine this guy who's in his mid 20's. He absolutely loves women. He thinks they're the greatest creation on planet Earth. He meets women at strip clubs, nightclubs,…

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OT: Top 10 Reasons Why Guns Are Better Than Women

I attended a gun & knife show this weekend, and I saw a poster with these 10 reasons. I didn't want to buy the poster, so I snapped a picture with my iPhone. I found it pretty funny. 10.…

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There's something about a girl named Fanny that turns me on!

Fanny Francois! Brilliant! www.famousboard.com/threads/25566-Fanny-Fran%C3%A7ois-(Francois) But she should really show off her pussy!

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If you could change your TUSCL nickname, what would you change it to?

4got2wipe was kind of a lark and I didn't think I'd enjoy reading or posting as much as I do! The "brilliant!" thing was also something I stumbled into but maybe I'd use MrBrilliant! However, MrBrilliant is a bit over the…

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Embarrassed by a buddy

ok i need to vent to someone folks..LOL I took a friend of mine , well a co-worker into my regular club last night and needless to say he won't be going with me again. We had both been…

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History was made yesterday

This 73 yo old fart convinced a 21 yo legitimate college student to drive 45 miles to my house for P4P and dinner. Said student has no tats or piercings and is the epitome of the girl next door. Verybigdawg…

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Too deep

Those married or in a serious/exclusive relationship, did you start clubbing without seeking extras? Were you "cut off" before you decided to begin seeking extras?

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Tuscl Nicknames

I can make a reasonable guess as to the meaning or origin of many nicknames on tuscl. Except these. I want to know please why people chose these names: Shailynn. My spell check refuses to allow this name no matter…

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I expected the Miss Norway contestants to be all blonde and Nordic!

And I expected Norway to have a pornography portion of the pageant! That would be brilliant! Instead, we have the daughter of Iranian refugees that did low rent porn and the Miss Norway pageant disqualified her! Not brilliant! www.ohfree.net/miss-norway-contestant-aylar-lie-sex-clip.html

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Hillary Clinton: a strong but loveable older woman

Or maybe not. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3250594/Hillary-Clinton-enlisted-Steven-Spielberg-s-help-make-appear-likeable-eventually-knocked-camera-anger-endless-coaching-sessions.html

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Strippers in trouble in the future?

According to this article, shy guys will be having sex (and enjoying it with out the need for real girls) by 2040. Just think, you can fuck a sexbot in the future and it won't ask you for $200 afterwards or…

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Need advice from DANCERS/ STRIPPERS

Ive read a lot of tips for wannabe strippers but one thing I've never seen mentioned is about the initial process of getting an audition. I plan on stripping out of state from where I live, only 2 hours away…

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God bless you

How does it make you feel when someone tells you, "God Bless You!"?

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The Lengths That Married PLs Go To In Order To Fuck Ugly Women

I don't understand it. Fucking adorable young strippers is a 1000 times easier with much lower risk of getting caught. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3247601/Inside-website-tearing-monogamy-apart-REAL-men-women-using-Ashley-Madison-cheat-partners-husband-got-out.html

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SC Binge ?

I was in the hospital for 3 days about a month ago and not fully recovered in the weeks following – thus I had cut down on my SCing and the few times I went I was not really feeling…

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Guy asks for refund after date

This idiot has the nerve to ask for the money he spent on a drink for his dste after being turned down for a second date. Wtf? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3249983/Who-said-romance-dead-Woman-politely-declines-second-date-miserly-beau-demand-bank-transfer-4-50-spent-buying-drink.html#

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Too firm implants and potato chips

Neither is my favorite but I'll eat em if they're there.

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OT: Morality Police- Buzzed Driving

Well I admit to having a couple drinks at the club before driving home, and then I see highway signs that read "buzzed driving is impaired driving"! Thoughts on my behavior? Does this mean I fit into Rickyboy Dugan territory? I…