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Would you buy a dance from this "woman" dancing at Platinum Plus Allentown?

The woman in the very back of this video is still dancing at Platinum Plus in Allentown. All the women in this video have dances at PP Allentown at some point or another. The woman in the back still…

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Big Ups to JamesSD

Everyone one of his comments seem to be on point, he's like the new version of Papi (except with white strippers?)

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The trials and tribulations of a newbie dancer

From a recent SW thread: First night of stripping sucked Background: I'm black & in my mid 20s but I easily get mistaken for 20/19. Tl; dr alert. Sorry I'm treating this like a diary Skip to the xxxxxxxx to where I decided…

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Your longest stretch of SCing ?

Piggybacking on my recent “First SC thread”; some of us SCed a bit at first then stopped for a good while; then “rekindled our love” for strippers – other of us have been consistent pervs, I mean enthusiasts, since we…

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couches or chairs?

which do you prefer to get a lapdance on? ...

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To the Jerikson and LMN impersonator....

Not even close. I can tell by your handwriting you're both of them. Lame act but have fun, I guess

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Lack Of Quality

I am back after a Rip Van Winkle sabbatical. In conjunction with Motors "lower standards" and Shadow's "mug shot preview", it got me thinking... 1). I saw the PP-GVL mug shots in the Greenville SC online paper and time hasn't changed my…

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C.W.'s Akron ?

For those familiar w/ the club; is the review below accurate as far as you know – seems another review or two have mentioned similar stuff: ######################## August 1, 2015 • I was bar hopping around Akron and decided to hit CW's.…

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You can get more flies...er wasps with honey than vinegar.

http://www.xnxx.com/video12935383/wasps_on_dick

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Back on the horse

Or, more accurately, I'm back on the whores. Although I took a hiatus from this board becaue my parents wanted me to clear my head after leaving private equity. Now I'm trying to find a career at the behest of my…

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Ottawa the place to be for an affair?

Seems like the people of Ottawa like 'playing away from home' ? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-33738020 Farmerart?

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Is the end in sight for the Platinum Plus clubs?

August 2, 2015 • Made a visit to platinum on Friday evening. The first thing I noticed as many of the dancers were pissed because the club cancelled all existing contracts with the dancers. The dancers were each offered an opportunity…

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O.T. Balloons

Last week I had my first hot air balloon ride. It was a hoot. Five balloonists from Edmonton came out to my rural area to do their stuff. I let them use my yard for take-off and I was given…

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Low Standards?

After viewing the mugshots of the girls at Platinum Plus that Shadowcat posted and after reading a couple of recent threads on OTC prices, I'm beginning to I question how high of standards you have (for attractiveness)? I hold the opinion…

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Update with mug shots on the Greenville platinum Plus vice raid.

http://www.thestate.com/news/state/south-carolina/article29764966.html

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Who's got a fluffer?

I do. This petite dancer is a cute as hell, girl next door type with a great solid figure. She is a student, claims to be BI and has a smile that could melt an ice berg. When she gives…

Cowboys Showgirls

Lexington, Kentucky

Still Fun, but a lot of the girls are worn out

Went to Cowboys last Saturday around 7pm. Got to see the day shift leave and night shift come in. There was only one day shift girl I would have got a dance from,…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

Not bad

I went to the bar on Wednesday night to kill some time before my flight. The club was virtually empty with around 5-7 customers besides me. Ordered a bottle of water for $5. The…

Dallas Cabaret North

Dallas, Texas

Okay, I ended up giving it another shot.

I decided to try this place out again by myself. The dancers seemed to be more friendly this time at approaching. It was Tuesday, so I think the table dances were 7 dollars so it…

Legends

Detroit, Michigan

Stopped in at legends Wednesday night around 10:00

Stopped in at legends Wednesday night around 10:00. I had not been since opening weekend. Overall the physical club is the best in the area. Since it was a Wednesday night on a night where…

Club O

Homewood, Illinois

Expensive. Lots of staff looking for big tips.

Physically it is a nice club inside. The parking is free and I felt safe there. However, it was just two blocks from my hotel in a run-down area and I did not feel safe…

Cowboys Showgirls

Lexington, Kentucky

This club is behind a few stores in a strip center, but easy to find and park away from the road of trying to be discrete

This club is behind a few stores in a strip center, but easy to find and park away from the road of trying to be discrete. The feel of the club is decent. I heard…

Nite Life

Lexington, Kentucky

Stopped in on a Thursday afternoon around 5

Stopped in on a Thursday afternoon around 5. Sketchy looking club and there were a few folks, appears drugged, sitting outside. Went in, no cover. Actually no people. There was no one inside the club,…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

Fri visit to PP. Dancers had to sign new contacts

Made a visit to platinum on Friday evening. The first thing I noticed as many of the dancers were pissed because the club cancelled all existing contracts with the dancers. The dancers were each offered an…

Cheerleaders New Jersey

Gloucester City, New Jersey

Stopped by the club while I was in the area for work

Stopped by the club while I was in the area for work. Only about five or six other patrons scattered around the bar. Beer is pretty cheap and there were around 5 dancers or so.…

Cloud Nine

Tulsa, Oklahoma

Returned to Cloud 9 after almost...

Returned to Cloud 9 after almost seven months on Friday - 7/31/15. Got in before 2:00PM and stayed for more than two hours. Made another visit, and got in before 8:00PM and stayed for about…

Pacers

San Diego, California

Pacers San Diego

Given some of the issues with Cheetahs, I've been checking out a few of the other SD clubs to see if they're worth moving over to. I hadn't been to Pacers in over a…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I stop in here about once every 3-4 months

I stop in here about once every 3-4 months...guess it is the definition of insanity. Princess is pretty consistent and very giving in lap dance room. As I've experienced in the past…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

Cheetahs San Diego

This is more of a general update about Cheetahs since its issues with the San Diego police and city council have gotten more attention. I was expecting the city's efforts to shut down the club to…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

I stopped by on my way in town just after a flight

I stopped by on my way in town just after a flight. I had seen some reviews and decided to hit it. I did not think the spot in town was that bad and had…

Country Rock Cabaret

Sauget, Illinois

Enjoyable

I stopped by Country Rock Cabaret (formerly PT Sports) after going to the casino since it was still pretty early in the night. Paid $12 cover after 8pm. This also gets you into Penthouse down…

Shooter Alley

Doraville, Georgia

Shooter Alley Review

I gave Shooter Alley another go after some time away and it is pretty much what everyone is saying. My visit was on a Saturday night from around 8 to 9pm. Mostly, if…

Riverhead Gentlemans Club

New York, New York

This place is very divey

This place is very divey. But girls are surprisingly nice and pretty. While couple of them looked like their prime is gone, the rest are young,cute and toned. All of them are eastern-European except one…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

Across the Border

Took the trip across the border while home visiting some friends. I went over Christmas time and had a blast but this time wasn't as good. The ladies like other reviews have said are pretty…

The Raven

Fairless Hills, Pennsylvania

good as an option

time to time i like going outside the list of chosen clubs.. This time it was Red Raven as in my last visit to PH burlington someone said I should totally check out this place.…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Had clients in town for a little business & golf, my guys wanted a some post dinner cigars and entertainment

Had clients in town for a little business & golf, my guys wanted a some post dinner cigars and entertainment. Since I try and keep my strip club in Vegas, Dallas, and Tampa, I still…

Palace In the Pines

Lowellville, Ohio

Sat fun

went to the Palace in hopes to see one of the lady's I get a dance from not a lot of people there and there where a few new girls I had not seen before.…

Sensations Bar & Grill

Littlestown, Pennsylvania

Great spot mid week

It's been awhile since I've been to Sensations. The club is still the same decore with taxidermy mounts all around the club. There is no cover except for nude night. The club does tend to…

Fantasy Nights

Syracuse, New York

Fantasy Nights in the afternoon

Stopped at Fantasy Nights in the afternoon on a Wednesday. The neighbor hood is not bad but as others have said you have to park on the street. I parked down a…

Chez Joey

Baltimore, Maryland

Disappointed

I've been here a few times. I heard once I got in that the block was raided a while back. I thought something was weird when they started checking ID at the door. Doorman asked…

Playmates

South Byron, New York

Thursday NIght!!

This club is in the middle of nowhere. I went to this place because I read the reviews here and I was very disappointed. There were about 4 or 5 girls working and…

Centerfold's Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Avoid week days after work

If you want to see empty stages this is your club. I was there was 45 minutes on a Tuesday and saw one dancer dance on stage. Everything else was a "break song". There were…

Outpost

San Juan, Puerto Rico

Early First Trip To The Outpost

Eve and I got to the outpost about a half hour after they opened on Saturday night. They open now at 4:00, not 6:00 like it says above, and are only open Thursday, Friday and…

Squire Lounge

Revere, Massachusetts

Well, at least my wallet was happy

I'm going to try and be nice with this review. First impression on the exterior and location. This actually could be the worst location for a strip club that I have encountered and it didn't…

Lust

Greenville, South Carolina

Day time

Been here twice recently during the day shift. Only 5$ even if you are not a member. I think they just started to extend their hours to the lunch time. It is a little slow…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Follies early evening Sunday

I used to visit the Follies somewhat regularly years ago. At that time, it was basically a smaller, more downscale version of the Pink Pony a couple miles down the road. After seeing…

Midnight Express

Cornersville, Tennessee

Worth a drive

Recently I re-discovered Midnight Express via FB (several dancers are fairly active in advertising the club), which enticed me to make the drive from Huntsville. Midnight Express is located on I-65 at mile marker…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

A GEM

I have a hard time decided what my favorite club in Las Vegas is, but Sapphire is right at or near the top of the list. I drove my car and arrived about 5 PM…

Showgirls

Auckland, New Zealand

Another good visit

Have been to this club before and enjoy it. This time was on a Sunday evening, around 8pm. Free entry, with a requirement to purchase a drink. $9 for a very watered down scotch on…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Not my type of girls but overall not the worse club ive been to

I was bored on a Saturday night last weekend so I decided to check them out since I lived in the area 5+ years and never took the time to go. Construction pn Goddard forces…

Riverport Tavern

Sarnia, Ontario

OK place for a small town

Been a long time since I was in a Canadian club, had a couple of beers sitting at the bar. Stage show was mediocre, not very many patrons in the club. Had a lap dance…

Dream Girls

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Fun times in Minneapolis

I've been traveling to Minneapolis for a while, and this city has a ton of clubs. Dreamgirls is unique, as it's located above a popular sports bar (Sneaky Pete's). Buy a drink at Pete's or…

Downtown Cabaret

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Great girls, good time

I've been traveling to and working on and off in Minneapolis for a number of years. Minneapolis has a lot of great clubs, and like most cities, they are either posh/upscale (most girls are gorgeous)…

Glass City Showgirls

Toledo, Ohio

Glass City

This is in an industrial area so in the evening if you drive there things are pretty quiet in the area. Parking right out front. The bar was fairly nice with some…

Star Garden

North Hollywood, California

chill on a hot afternoon

Had an hour or so to kill at around 3pm. Pretty small dark place but like others pointed out 30 draft beers. 3 bucks a beer was real economical. About 5 dancers…

Augie's

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Mixed feelings...

As noted, I've gotten to spend a lot of time in Minneapolis for work over the years. Occasionally I would stay a weekend and head out with local friends. Recently, I headed over to Augies to…

Rick's Cabaret

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Beautiful place, beautiful girls

I headed up to Rick's Cabaret one day after dinner with a co-worker while working out of town in Minneapolis. Walking in, the place was top notch. Dark and had a library/study vibe to it.…

King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club

Inver Grove Heights, Minnesota

It's OK.

Based on reviews, King of Diamonds seems to be the best club in the Twin City area, but after my visit I think that ends up being more about the other clubs than it is…

Déjà Vu Minneapolis

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Good time

I spent a weekend in Minneapolis for work, and ended up @ Deja Vu's after hitting some of the bars in the area. Overall, it's your standard strip club (no alcohol), three floors, stages, etc.…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

Gen-con weekend

I went by Dancers my regular club on Saturday, the weekend gen-con was in town. Also the Rhonda Rousey fight so the club didn't get busy until a little later than normal. The club is…

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

First Time in Akron

Well, I officially moved to Columbus, Ohio from Baltimore, MD. The strip club scene here is gonna be a challenge. Baltimore was famously wide-open. After reading TUSCL, I decided that Akron was…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

Ebony Inn on Saturday Afternoon

Sign on door says admission is $12 on Saturday afternoon. However, I was charged $14 and was told you had to have coupon to get in for $12, Almost all seats taken.…

Devil's Triangle

Seattle, Washington

In a word... 'meh'

This club is located in Downtown Seattle on the corner of a little triangle block with not much street parking directly adjacent. So, just getting in the door took a couple of trips around the…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

Many times here but the best visit yet

After a boring Friday night, I stopped in for a little diversion. Used the text message which saved me the cover charge - always a great way to start the night. Crowded for…

Crazy Horse Rock Hill

Rock Hill, South Carolina

It could be worse

The club doesn't look like much from the outside, and there is no big surprises coming once you get inside. It is a dive. A smokey, slightly sleazy, dive. It is dark and kind of…

Paradise Saloon

Lawrence, Kansas

waiting period?

Yeah, this is a membership club....with a 10 (ten) day waiting period....seriously. They turned money away at the door, though we were invited to fill out a form and come back in 10 days....wtf,…

Allstar's

Lawrence, Kansas

All stars birthday party

This was the second club of the night, as the paradise was a members only club with a 10 day waiting period we made our way here. There's an entry fee, 5 dollars and a posted…

Déjà Vu Flint

Flint, Michigan

A Nite To Forget

Stopped in on a Tuesday around 11pm. usually I have a pretty good time here. It is a pretty straight up club. the dancers I have met have always been friendly. That was not the…

Flamingo Club

Lawrence, Kansas

What a dive....

This was the 3rd stop of the evening, and I'm starting to feel my age. My buddy and I walked in, there was a definite off smell to the place, and the dancers weren't that attractive.…

Bucks Cabaret

Fort Worth, Texas

On

Went on tuesday afternoon...H**** was hanging on last stage when I went to tip. I asked if anything interesting in VIP to which she mentioned she can discuss after the song. She is a latina girl…

Big Daddy's

New Orleans, Louisiana

Big Daddy's

Yes, this place was not the nicest club around. It's small, not real fancy. No cover charge on a Saturday night. The beers were $8.00 each which get their waived cover charge back fast. The dancers…

Camelot

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Best option

I had been warned that clubs in DC were like the museums-a lot of beautiful things to look at but do not try to touch anything. That is about right. Camelot has a good…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

King of clubs in Vegas...

This club is about to get bigger. For some months SR has been preparing to move into what were some small storefronts to the left of the main entrance. Construction is ongoing.…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

Divey

Something about this strop club screamed "dive" and "typical strip club". Lots of neon lights and a lot of hip hop. I liked most of the music. When I walked in I saw a bar…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Super fun and lots of pretty girls

I really liked his club. I went at 12am, there is mandatory valet parking for 20 (wtf) then 20 to get in. They frisk you at the door. There is a lot of weed and…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Largo, Florida

Again, more than one visit in this review....

Most recent visit was on a Saturday but I also made a rare weekday stop at the club. Honey, one of my favorite higher-milege dancers has been MIA lately. But there was plenty of variety…

Sin City Cabaret

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Return visit after 3 months

Arrived a little after 4, I was the first customer of the day. DJ kept saying "welcome to Vanity Grand". DJ also uses an air horn (or sound effect) about every minute, very annoying. Bartender…

Club Lust

Brooklyn, New York

Brooklyn's finest

Went here after midnight night it was packed. I always wanted to come here but never had the time it opens at 11 pm. I went in all types of bodies. But a lot of…

Fantasy's

New Cumberland, West Virginia

Not your typical strip club.

I went on a saturday evening around 7:30. About 4 dancers there. One girl named "sassy" came up and talked to me while i was sitting at the bar. Man, was she straight to the…

Cheerleaders

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Nice place

I like this place. Its very classy and nice. Girls are attractive for the most part too. Lap dance quality is good. Every dancer there told me that you are allowed to touch their…

Christie's Cabaret

Greensboro, North Carolina

So-so bachelor party experience

We reserved a VIP table with bottle service in advance for a bachelor party. When we arrived (six of us), a girl at the front desk with a bad cough was terse with us while…

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

Good times

This was my third visit to the bar, since I moved back. I stopped by a couple of weeks ago during the afternoon. So I'm going to report on both visits. The club is small but…

Cheetah Gentlemen's Club

Lexington, Kentucky

Great Club for a Night Out

The club is in a decent part of the city and the back faces the street. There is plenty of parking and there are cameras in the lot plus bouncers eying the parking lot making…

Cheeks Gentleman's Club

West Carrollton, Ohio

Fun Club to Visit

Since I moved up to northern Cincinnati this is actually one of closest clubs to me so I have visited a few times recently. I enjoy going and it makes for a good time. However…

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

The Good and Bad of It

My last visit to this club, I made the mistake of going there around 5 PM and it was dead and almost devoid of dancers. I've since learned to stay away between 4 PM…

Camelot

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Saturday night at Camelot...

Went here last night for the first time. The club itself was nice. It is separated into an upstairs and downstairs. We were taken to the upstairs and I never saw the…

Wonderland NYC

New York, New York

1st VIP Club visit

The VIP club is a relatively large club with four distinct areas: a large bar surrounding a long, narrow stage; a larger stage surrounded by a more plush seating area; ground-floor VIP booths with couches…

Club O

Homewood, Illinois

Club O first time visit

I was in town for a HS graduation and stopped in Saturday May 16 2105 after Dinner, also went to SkyBox the night before. I was visiting from Metro Detroit the stripclub scene in the…

Lust Gentlemen's Club

South Amboy, New Jersey

The Den= Waste of Time

I visited this club on a Sunday evening recently and decided to give it a try. I walked in around 9 pm and there was one patron in the club. There was a girl…

The Lamp Liter

Ottawa, Illinois

Must Visit!

Found this place online a few months ago, decided to drive down to it and check it out. Boy, was I pleasantly surprised! Been going back whenever I have had a chance since,…

Club Tease

Portland, Oregon

Reminds me of Lure...and that's not a compliment

Popped into Club Skinn, as I saw a dancer on XS I have wanted to visit was advertising they would be there. This club reminds me a fair amount of Lure, which I have…

DV8

Portland, Oregon

A Tale of Two Clubs

I went here the same afternoon I visited Club Skinn, which I also reviewed (and to which I will likely never return). Unlike Skinn, DV8 has a nice size stage area (two stages, actually),…

Lady Godiva's

Tulsa, Oklahoma

After leaving Cloud 9, visited Lady...

After leaving Cloud 9, visited Lady Godivas (Friday - 7/31/15). Entered the club around 5:00PM, and stayed for close to two hours, and left for a return visit to Cloud 9. There were about 10 to…

Good value for Manhattan

Been to Lido several times, usually for lingerie night on Wednesday in the midtown location. First, you need an invite to get in. It is easy enough to get but seemingly necessary nevertheless.…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

Back to old stomping ground

After a prolonged hiatus of over 6 years, I decided to resume SCing. After extensive research on TUSCL, i decided on DJVCOI for its proximity and value. I arrived at 4pm and paid $15…

Boom Boom Gentlemen's Club

Mission, Texas

GREAT PLACE

This out of way place is where you can get what every you want for under $150. I would recommend the VIP room as it is more private and your money goes a long way.…

Pete's Place

Star Valley, Arizona

Pete's Place is OK to visit, but don't make a big effort to get here

I found myself in Payson a while back and decided to make the trip a few miles east to Pete’s Place. Since my last trip and visit to Star Valley, where Pete’s Place is located,…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Ick

I came to Cheetah's because I saw they had free food on Friday at lunch time. Cover was free as was the pizza and wings. I had two beers for a total of $10. Things…

Playa's Club

Huntsville, Alabama

I actually feel bad for everyone associated with this place.

This.... this is a place that only serves a very very specific niche. The playas club is your run of the mill "urban" strip club located in a seedier part of town. The parking lot…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Favorite Detroit Club

After a little stop in Detroit and a chance to sample some of the clubs in this city, I left feeling pretty comfortable placing the Penthouse Club at the top of my list of spots…

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

My second visit

After reading some reviews I had made the trip to EP and visited, had a good time. It was earlier in the year so some of the details are cloudy. It was a Saturday…

House Of Lancaster

Toronto, Ontario

Good club

Upon entry, I was charged a $3 cover charge. After a basic pat down, I entered to a few patrons inside but not enough people to call a crowd. There were indeed a good bit of…

4 Play Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

Pricey, but SEXY

No alcohol, a bit of a disappointment but it's not a deal breaker. Looks small on the outside but it's about a mid-sized club. Good but very loud music. Very pricey but the quality of the…

Club 76

Youngstown, Ohio

Good spot.

Went to club 76 on friday 7\31. I didn't really know what to expect based on the reviews so had no real expectations. It was a $5 cover I think. Pretty good for the number…

Mermaids Gentlemen’s Club

Virginia Beach, Virginia

What a pit

I've come here a few times when I'm off early and waiting for Minx to open up down the road. I always seem to come in and I'm the only patron, which isn't too…

Minx

Virginia Beach, Virginia

The best VB has to offer

This is arguably the best bikini bar we have in town. All of the girls are at least a seven. Very tight bodies and good assets all around. There isn't a cover…

Private Dancer

Columbus, Ohio

Interesting

I stopped by here on a Friday night. They had armed security. I paid 10 get in. This place is byob, so no drink hustle to worry about. All money can be spent directly…

Suzy's Lounge

Line Lexington, Pennsylvania

Great little place...better than you think

I have stopped into this place 4 times over the last month. Very attractive girls, clean bar and the back room is small but very efficient. On a recent Monday, I stopped…

Creekside Cabaret

Hatfield, Pennsylvania

Indifferent

I stopped by last Wednesday night after a long while. This club does have a large, city feel with a lot of attractive dancers, and pretty attentive barmaids. Most of the dancers were in shape…

Buffalo Jump

Gallatin Gateway, Montana

Trip to Bozeman with the Mrs.

I went up to Bozeman with my wife. She is NOT a prude, but she is not an extrovert either. I wanted her to experience something she'd never done before, so I talked…

Centerfolds

Neptune, New Jersey

Why was I treated like s$&t by the guy at front door

I thought the place was awful. I've been to hundreds of strip club lol yes hundreds across the country and I'm always treated very friendly from the start but this place was really bad.…

Uncle Buck's Boobie Bungalow

Huntsville, Alabama

evening visit

This review is from a few weeks ago. It was a Monday night. I got a dance from a tall blonde, who was near the point of leaving her shift. She was…

Pony Too

Madison, Alabama

Jimmy's on Sunday

This review is from a few weeks ago. The place had maybe 6 girls, and maybe 15 or so guys. The quality of the girls was a little lower than I have seen…

Devil's Triangle

Seattle, Washington

You'd think I'd learn by now

Wife was out of town on business so I decided to give this place one more shot. No booze at SCs in Seattle. $20 cover gets you unlimited sodas. Booze up beforehand…

Fantasy

Hammond, Indiana

Friday

I had been hearing some good things about this place, so I decided to check it out for myself. I visited around 9 on Friday. The spot is located right off of the…

Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale

Dallas, Texas

Sunday trip

Walk in around 3pm on Sunday. $6 for the cover charge and $3 beer. Not bad walk in during happy hours. The club is pretty slow on Sunday. There were about 5 dancers working. No…

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Changing your handle

Wish we could. I'd change mine to QueenOfTheDouchenozzles. But that might exceed the length limit. QueenDouchenozz maybe?

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I'm back

Hi everybody. I’m back. During my absence, being the completely male heterosexual stripper loving man that I am, I’ve been very busy in da clubs fuckin those girls! However, it is getting harder for me to get…

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The Invisible Man

In reading reviews I see this happens to a number of people but it still drives me up the wall.....being totally ignored by dancers when you're in a club. I stopped by a club tonight and was in the midst…

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Chevy bowtie

I saw a Chevy truck towing a Jeep. On the back window of the Chevy it said, "Its a Jeep Thing, I DO understand".

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OTC $$$

For future reference what would you call fair compensation for otc activities by the amount of time spent and type of activities done. Like for example, x activity for y amount of time deserves $z. She's an 8.5 btw. This…

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Too bad you can't see Ladies Only at Stripperweb

The ladies only section is a real doozy. This one freak named Scarlet Kitten keeps talking about killing herself and blames others (like white guys)for her issues. Another (forget name)is a fattie who can't figure out why no one wants…

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ATL or not? Advice please.

Hello all, I will be in Birmingham, Alabama at the end of the month for work. According to this wonderful site/resource there is a decent club there, Furnace, but I have just heard so many good things about Atlanta. (I…

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A little kinky

i like it kinky. I'm a submissive male. And I'm totally straight. My wife is not into ink or any sort of overt sexuality so I look in the clubs for the little extra spark I can take home. And…

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The one time Juice and Crazyjoe went to a McDonald's together......

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Running for president

Any one up to make a run for president of the USA on the as a Republican candidate that is willing to announce on TUSCL website

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My Chevy Truck

My Chevy truck eats Fords and shits Dodges while wearing a bowtie

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Offtopic rant on Walmart, Do any of you still shop there like I do?

I still visit one store and thought with another store open in town, the place would be fast to get in and out of. It was the other week, I didn't wait on anyone and even went through a…

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"Want a stripper girlfriend?"

This during a conversation with a dancer. Her: "do you have a girlfriend?" Me: "no." Her: "you're lying." Me: " no really, I don't have time for a girlfriend." Her: (jokingly) "want a stripper girlfriend? We don't need time." Me: " i don't know, from what…

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I am going to The White House

I'm really looking forward to my visit to The White House, someone told me there's a really nice black girl working there with a great ass and nice tits that likes playing with cock. Apparently The White House is one of…

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RIP: "Rowdy" Roddy Piper

Damn. Only 61. That's too fucking young.

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OT: The dachshund-frog system expands!

I'm a little afraid to post this because my snake post apparently caused some strange drama with Covus (apparently egged on by the angry weirdo) started talking about Star Trek dolls! However, I persevere! No hard feelings Corvus! I've expanding my…

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Haggling over OTC price

What do you guys think. I currently have a somewhat regular OTC stripper. She is 20 and a smoking hot blonde. A 9 all day long. For top notch girl's I usually will do 300 for FS. I usually try…

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Founder: please ban this guy

Here is a recent sexual episode of a tuscler. I think Founder ban him. I assume everyone else agrees. If so, I'll reveal his identity. ATF ends relationship with regular PL. In response, PL goes to her…

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The Most Beautiful Pussy. Agree? Maybe you have seen better?

http://www.vaginacontest.com/leaderboard

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There is revenge and then there is this guy. :)

AUSTIN (KXAN) – Police say a man decided to take matters into his own hands July 21, when he shut off a strip club’s gas service after being kicked out, according to an arrest warrant. Police said fire services were called…

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Any idea on what would cause Stripper to sleep with her eyes wide open?

Any idea on what would cause Stripper to sleep with her eyes wide open? Let me explain. The other day hit the strip club and only seat available was high top next to stripper that was chilling in…

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The only good thing about Hillary Clinton running for Presidebt

It'll be open season on Bill and Hillary sex jokes soon.. http://dailym.ai/1VRk70i

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Who would you like to do an AMA? And who would be willing to do one?

If you could convince any poster on here to do an AMA thread who would you want? My vote would be lopaw because it is unusual to see a woman posting on a forum saturated with men obsessed with strip clubs!…

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50 Cent makes it rain after filing for bankrupcy

"Curtis Jackson, otherwise known as the rapper 50 Cent, acknowledged in open court this month that he literally threw money away during a visit to a strip club right after he filed his bankruptcy petition." http://www.businessinsider.com/curtis-james-jackson-admitted-to-strip-club-visit-after-bankruptcy-2015-7#ixzz3hT2cxPJC

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How much does your ATF make?

I asked my ATF last time that how much she made last year. She said she made ~200k. I know she is a top-tier girl in the club and very popular(I have to schedule time with her to make sure…

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Hollywood's Sexiest Celebrity Stripper Scenes.

http://perezhilton.com/2015-07-30-hollywoods-sexiest-celebrity-stripper-scenes#.Vbr1q_lViko

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Atlanta strip club employees, city strike $160,000 settlement over work permits.

City Hall might make it rain for strip club workers who accused the city of charging excessive and unconstitutional fees for permits in a lawsuit filed in Fulton County Superior Court. Rather than take the case to court, City Hall attorneys…

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Woman scuffles with cops outside strip club. Williston ND of course.

A woman who police spotted storming out of a strip club turned her anger on two officers after they told her to stop shouting profanities in the street. Wendy Stuard, 24, was charged with two counts of simple assault on…

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What to do on Saturday in NYC. :)

http://www.metro.us/new-york/there-s-a-dildo-war-at-union-square-this-weekend/zsJogD---30BDp58F49DI/

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Getting ready for the weekend

I just pulled a pile of Benjamins out of my wall safe and took an 8-ball of cocaine up my nose. I figured I'd check in on my super-rich friend mikey that has totally driven in a Porsche at least once.…

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Your First SC - Part Dos

1) for your first SC visit ever; what kind of dances and mileage was available and again what year was that 2) for the SC that made you become a regular SCer; what kind of dances and mileage was available and…

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I came 4 times with a stripper in one night.....

Yes, I was in my 30's and it was a long night......anyone else?

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4 strippers in 4 days

I fucked 4 different strippers in the last 4 days. I think that is a record for me. Have you guys done more?

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Your First SC ?

1) the first one you ever went to (name; location) and what year 2) the one that made you a regular SCer (name; location) – and what year was that

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Answer: 4 nights

Question: how many nights in a row have you fucked a stripper (can be the same one if not your wife/girlfriend, or more than one). Fucked must include full service, not just bjs. Tonight I set my personal record of 4. Of…

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Stripper Tried to Play Me

Long time lurker first time poster. I'm usually just a run of the mill clubber with no interesting stories to tell...until now. SS to the fullest. Was out a not so great club. The club was dead, but there were…

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So you think you want to date a stripper

I've dated a few in the past, so let me give some advice to people thinking of going down that road •What she does ITC I think that's the number one concern for people dating strippers, what is she doing ITC? Does…

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Any one try the free upgrade to Windows 10?

Wanted to hear someone say its great before I do.....

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2 Strippers, 1 Pole

I couldn't care less about pole dancing and acrobatics. I just want dancers to show me their tits. But yesterday at the Landing Strip (a club close to Detroit metro airport), I saw a couple of impressive pole…

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Legalized Prostitution

Hollyweed thinks nothing of fucking on camera for money. Somehow that is different that just fucking for money.??? If you make sex legal and crucify underage traffickers and slavers you may just clean up the trade a bit. Their outrage…

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Doncha hate it when a stripper grabs your balls?

Tempe Police reported the following incident Monday: A 21-year-old Tempe woman was arrested on July 17 at Dream Palace Gentlemen's Club on the 800 block of Scottsdale Road in Tempe on three counts of aggravated assault, criminal damage, and driving under…

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Boob softness

Who else thinks she's really hot? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0LnAcox2ws Course not everyone can smile that big and that long without it looking forced. That may be affecting my boobjectivity.

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Any Detroit SCers wanna help this aspiring dancer out

Per a SW thread: Anyone have experience dancing at Toy Chest in Dearborn/Detroit? I'm a struggling college student, mommy of a princess(so she says and who am I to tell her otherwise :-) ), have a full-time vanilla job and all…

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OT: 45,000 motherfucking snakes in one place!

And it's not a plane! Many of you know that I like frogs! I've never been a big fan of snakes, but when I saw the story below I was amazed! Check out the discussion of the "mating ball"! The male snakes…

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Nice guys finish last – how about nice strippers ?

Many of us PLs often complain that strippers make poor choices and don't go for the nice guys. How bout us PLs – do we go for the nice strippers? And what I mean by “nice” is not necessarily “not-rude”;…

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Where does the lunacy end?

STRATFORD (AP) — An 81-year-old Stratford man has been charged with public indecency, accused of performing a sex act with some shrubbery. Police tell the Connecticut Post (http://bit.ly/1glTcJX ) they arrested Wallace Berg Monday after a neighbor showed them a video…

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I think I will avoid this Marthasville club.

Saturday Evening visit, 6-10 dancers July 29, 2015 • Terrible! Let me start by saying this I've been in Atlanta before it was "Atlanta" I've been going to strip clubs since Jazzy T's and Gentlemans Club so i'm far from new…

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Drama

Well I listened to alot of what has been said on here about not just exclusively going to see my CF when she isn't wanting to do OTC. So I have still been getting dances from my CF because…

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OT: topless/nude beaches

Where have you been to topless beaches? I'll start: topless only: U.S. (Sarasota, Austin), England, Netherlands, Switzerland, France, Monaco, Italy, Czech Republic, Hungary, Turkey, Israel, Thailand some topless, some nude: Denmark, Germany, Austria, Spain, Croatia, Greece In a sense,…

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Gisele in a Burqa

Gisele in a burqa is what we can look forward to if ISIS wins. She is still too hot for that cheater husband. http://pagesix.com/2015/07/29/gisele-dons-a-burqa-to-secretly-fix-her-deflated-boobs/?utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=NY%2520Post%2520Newsletter&utm_source=Sailthru&utm_term=NYP%20180%20Day%20Openers%20and%2030%20Day%20Signups

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Boycott the Tampa Penthouse!

http://abovethelaw.com/2015/07/strip-club-invites-law-grads-to-party-after-the-bar-exam/

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Is this now somehow acceptable behavior?

DS and I are sitting in front of our hotel at 4 am smoking and chillin. A good looking young couple walks up to the hotel. They stop and the guy motions for the DS to come over…

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BankRoll Management

Gambling has teached me a lot in terms of managing my money and from not going bust but at least staying in the game Thus roll these ideas over to the strip club world and one would never go bust and…

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Orlando can't even have a good 2AMer. :)

ORLANDO, Fla. - A woman was grazed by a bullet early Wednesday in a shooting inside a strip club in Orange County, deputies said. The shooting occurred around 2 a.m. at the Diamond Club on Semoran Boulevard near Colonial Drive. According to the…

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Were any of you guys At the Calgary Stampede?

http://calgaryherald.com/news/local-news/investigation-into-stampede-threesome-now-inactive-no-charges-laid A public threesome some are calling the "Trampede"! Brilliant!

That Moment In Time

That moment in time when you know you're about to cheat and you know you shouldn't, but you do. This time period can be gone in seconds, of take quite a while. What do we think about in that moment? For me a lot of things went through my mind but for me it happened so fast, I can only now reflect and truly think about the moment. The definition of what is actually cheating can be debated forever. For me I will say that when I got a hand job from a woman that wasn't my wife, that was cheating. I look at it this way: if another man did the equivalent to my wife, would I think she was…

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SCing solo?

Weird, desperate, or not? I've read varying opinions about this on other sites, but I want to know from you guys. My work schedule seems to change based on the alignment of the stars and the direction of prevailing winds.…

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what women really want from porn

http://metro.co.uk/2015/07/28/this-is-what-women-really-want-from-porn-5316593/

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Remind you of anyone?

Doing the "Bender" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGshzirGa_4

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Sunglasses for Cleavage

I was out for a little spin on the bike today and went down near the local park. Lo and behold, right as I'm passing a young mom putting her toddler in a stroller, she bends down to pick something…

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Definitely saw a stripper at the grocery store

I saw what had to be a stripper in line at the grocery store today, although she also could have just been an ex stripper. She wasn't that great looking, although with makeup she might clean up well. Even though…

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The System

This new and improved system is for picking up civi women. It is self proclaimed to work 50% of the time. That beats 35% any day https://youtu.be/8qjWQPzykbU

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White Sox player showing Marilyn Monroe how to bat.....

This looks so wrong..... http://gapersblock.com/tailgate/marilynmonroe_whitesox_batting.jpg

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Brady and Belichick featured on box of new cereal........

http://cdn.hiphopwired.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/tom-brady-suspended-9.jpg

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Dangers of using backpage

Escort kills possible serial killer http://www.cnn.com/2015/07/27/us/woman-kills-attacker-serial-killer/index.html This is why it is at least a little safer to find all of your pay for play partners in the SCs.

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Former Alabama stripper charged in 1995 cold case murder, dismemberment of man w

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/alabama-stripper-charged-1995-cold-case-murder-article-1.2306262 OTC can be very dangerous.

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How to Choose a Wife

A wealthy young man decided it was time to get married. He found 3 young ladies who had good potential, and he gave each of them $5000 to see what they would do with the money. The first young lady…

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Where do stripper meet all of their loser boy friends.

I was talking with one of my favorites the other day and she told me that she was stressed out. Her baby daddy was out on parole from doing 25 to life for 20 armed robberies and he wants to…

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The best strip club in Ohio?

http://cleveland.suntimes.com/cbus-entertainment/7/98/105112/columbus-strip-club-named-best-ohio-sure

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Butthole selfies! Brilliant!

There is nothing better than a sexy woman's asshole! I love the tits and pussy but I have extra love for the third input! http://butthole-chronicles.tumblr.com/

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Was this a TUSCL poster?

https://www.yahoo.com/news/woman-discovers-mans-eyes-arent-wandering-accident-050011133.html Did any of you guys go camping last week? lol.

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My Hottest Strip Club Visit of the Year

When I drove to the club yesterday afternoon, it was 91 degrees. My hottest strip club visit of the year.

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OT: I always wanted to know what it was like to be an astronaut or cosmonaut!

Now I know! http://stream.pleated-jeans.com/post/120284042108/clickhole Brilliant!

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This PL is going to jail

A Gilbert computer engineer financed a nearly half-million-dollar online-stripper habit with a company credit card and tried to cover it up by lying about what he had bought in expense reports, according to federal authorities. A federal grand jury in Missouri…

Why Dallas Strip Clubs Are The Best

I lived in Dallas when I first started going to strip clubs. I never understood guys who would say they think strip clubs are dumb or a tease. I always felt like I got a more-than-adequate experience at Dallas strip clubs. Then I went elsewhere and discovered the stark difference. To date, I have been to strip clubs in: Dallas Austin Shreveport (awful) Denver Las Vegas While Vegas was insanely expensive, it was definitely an incredible and awesome experience. Due to its high prices and the fact it's on a whole other level, I'm not talking about Vegas here when I compare Dallas to other cities. Vegas strip clubs are amazing. As for the other cities, they all fall drastically short of the things I have come…

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Past my Bedtime

It's 12:30 AM and I just received a text from a stripper: "Wanted to know if you wanted some company later tonight" This is the problem I have with the night shift girls. They work till 2:00 AM and…

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Women's buttholes!

http://buttholeblog.tumblr.com/ Brilliant! The person running the blog claims that she's "...a bisexual chick who loves the female asshole more than just about anything. I love buttholes, and rimjobs, and toys in assholes, and fingers in assholes, etc. ..."

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Bachelor party help

Having a Bachelor party in Minneapolis mid august and the groom has one request... find a girl that can squirt or do a ping pong show. Anyone know where to look or can help with finding one?

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Breast Central

For all your breast viewing needs. http://bbt12.tumblr.com/archive

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Hi! I couldn't get laid in high school or college....

And now I'm a prominent member of TUSCL bragging how I can pay strippers(hookers) for sex. I'm cool because guys want to be me and strippers want robe with me.

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Best Atlanta Nightshift

Hi Team Tuscl.net, I've been away from the board and the hobby for a while now but I find myself on a business trip and trying to jump in with both feet. I am in Atlanta, GA and was wondering…

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Daytime shift at local strip club

Found a vintage video of one of our TUSCL posters at the local nudie bar. ;) https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jXsL9nI9wdo

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Financial: Is It Just Me?

Every time I read anything related to the stock market or international markets why do I immediately think of WWDS? "What Would Dougster Say?" Or is it just me? Every time I drive by a KFC I think of Juice and…

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Hot topic ......What kind of shoes do you wear to the club?

Jordans? Vans? Leather oxfords? Or do you act like you're on vacation and cruise on in with sandals?

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People think this is a free country............NOT

We are all serfs. If you and you earn money to support yourself, work, if you own think property... Think again you have no property rights in the eyes of the government. You rent your property from the government and if…