OT: Name Something You've Bought...

Super Deluxe Private Platinum Edition of RickyBoy's The System. There's $50,000 I'll never see again.

^^^ maybe you can resell that on eBay.

I bought a wedding gift for a co-worker.

What a scam. I've never met her husband. I'm single so nobody just gave me a bunch of free shit. They'll probably be divorced in 2 years. Wedding gifts are a crock.

Lapdances

A white 3-piece polyester suit. It's never worked for me.......

$1000s worth of lap dances

$250k worth of shares in a total market index fund. It's gonna be added to my other positions so I won't have a boss in another 5-10 years.

for me probably an extra tube of sealant to patch my roof. I opened it up and cut the tip and got ready to use it, then I remembered a clear can of some flex sealant I wanted to use. I used it and still had a little left. never used the second tube of sealant caulk. I might find a use for it though if I decide to patch someone's driveway and it dries fast enough. tough luck with that one, we are expecting another 10 to 12 inches of rain here after it has been raining every day for a week.

Don't ever buy cheap toilet paper, it is worthless

I bought some cans of paint about a week ago. I might have to return it if it doesn't ever stop raining.

I have a long list of DVD's I've never watched, some several years old.

I suppose one other item is a digital camera. I think I have used it 3 times in the year since I bought it. Part of that is I finally got a smartphone with a camera. There is also the electric toothbrush. My dentist thinks everyone should use one and convinced me to get one. But every time I go there, I get a regular toothbrush, so why I decided to go along with getting an electric one, I don't know. It still sits in its package unopened.

Walmart toilet paper

I bought a cork screw on sale at Kroger's a week ago for $2. It broke the first time I used it.

$200 registration for my ATF's car which her new sugar daddy bought her. She has no license and no insurance and registered the car in someone else's name so I figure she'll either total it (which she did to the car I bought her 8 months ago) or the guy whose name she used will sell it to someone else.

For myself? Nothing. I try to only buy what I need and will use. For my kids? Many items they use briefly then it just sits in their closet.

All the money on my last blind date. What a LOSER!!! She's late 20's, not very pretty, says she's an artist but has nothing to show for it, doesn't drink, smoke dope, listen to music, doesn't drive! And lives with her parents AND was home schooled. I deserve an award to endure the 45 min. the date lasted.

I just bought a Benelli M4, the tactical semi automatic shotgun used by the Marines. Awesome gun but not a lot of use for it unless somebody breaks into my house. Or unless the soon to be ex wife stops by for a visit,

Mrs sea just bought a new puppy. Great, just what we need....another baby. I got neutered for a reason.

Cologne. I have a strange cologne fetish and I have spent almost $1500 on my credit card on just cologne alone this year. I have over 25 bottles and I'm just realizing that I should have stopped at 5.

When I look back on the thousands, if not tens of thousands, of dollars I've spent in strip clubs, on blow jobs and sex, not to mention escorts and "massage" parlours, all I can say is "Thank the gods I didn't *waste* it!"

georgemicrodong: "I won over a million dollars in the lottery and spent it all on strippers and drugs. Thank god I didn't squander it!"

Various lap dances.