That awkward moment when a hot chick is across the room and she is looking your way as if getting your attention and you kinda smile and flirt back and then you realize she is actually trying to communicate w/ someone behind you - ouch
That's happened to me in strip clubs when the dancer on stage looks in my direction and points and smiles and motions me up to the stage then only do I realize she was looking at someone behind me.
When an old lady asks you to give a poor old woman one last good time...then again when you go to traffic court and one of the cops there recognizes your name and approaches you and apologies for his mom
That awkward moment when, after streaking the mall with nothing on but a mask and your jogging shoes in the midst of a snowy Canadian winter, you make a successful escape, reach your car, reach into your pocket for your keys, and, "OH SHIT, I DON'T HAVE A POCKET!"
It happened to two acquaintances of mine. They actually hoped that the police would come before their peckers froze, lol.
When it's super bright/sunny outside. You walk into a dark strip club before your eyes adjust. The bouncer pulls back the curtain and you either trip or run into someone who's already in the club because your eyes haven't adjusted to the lack of light.
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Lol. Very true!
That's happened to me in strip clubs when the dancer on stage looks in my direction and points and smiles and motions me up to the stage then only do I realize she was looking at someone behind me.
It happened to two acquaintances of mine. They actually hoped that the police would come before their peckers froze, lol.
When it's super bright/sunny outside. You walk into a dark strip club before your eyes adjust. The bouncer pulls back the curtain and you either trip or run into someone who's already in the club because your eyes haven't adjusted to the lack of light.