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When Shit Can't Get Any Crazier - Here Comes A Porno Offer

shailynn
shailynn2921329

They never tell you what you need to know.

10 yrs ago · 1 min read

Kim Davis say what?

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thunda99

That's nuckin futs!

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rockstar666

Well...her $80k annual salary is the only reason she puts Jesus over quitting her job, so one never knows....but you'd have to pay me to watch it.

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crazyjoe

Shit that is funny

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4got2wipe

Not brilliant!

I'm sorry, but seeing Kim Davis having lesbian sex is NOT on my bucket list!

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rh48hr

No thanks, I'd rather watch paint dry.

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twentyfive

There is more than just a joke in this one, I bet I could be a 2 hour special !!!!!!!

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crazyjoe

I would rather fuck a giraffe

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rockstar666

Joe: Just how does one fuck a giraffe? Do you need a stepladder?

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shailynn

^^* no, just strong will and determination

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4got2wipe

"I would rather fuck a giraffe"

Brilliant!

"Joe: Just how does one fuck a giraffe? Do you need a stepladder?"

Double brilliant!

"^^* no, just strong will and determination"

Triple brilliant!

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shadowcat

I can hardly wait so I can post a link on here. I wouldn't want to lose my reputation for raunchy links. :)

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