When Shit Can't Get Any Crazier - Here Comes A Porno Offer

That's nuckin futs!

Well...her $80k annual salary is the only reason she puts Jesus over quitting her job, so one never knows....but you'd have to pay me to watch it.

Shit that is funny

Not brilliant!

I'm sorry, but seeing Kim Davis having lesbian sex is NOT on my bucket list!

No thanks, I'd rather watch paint dry.

There is more than just a joke in this one, I bet I could be a 2 hour special !!!!!!!

I would rather fuck a giraffe

Joe: Just how does one fuck a giraffe? Do you need a stepladder?

^^* no, just strong will and determination

"I would rather fuck a giraffe"

Brilliant!

"Joe: Just how does one fuck a giraffe? Do you need a stepladder?"

Double brilliant!

"^^* no, just strong will and determination"

Triple brilliant!

I can hardly wait so I can post a link on here. I wouldn't want to lose my reputation for raunchy links. :)