breaking news. Just heard on the local news

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sharkhunter
Story is, you heard about Burger Kings black bun hamburgers?
Well the story as reported on the news is that it has a side effect. You will have green poop.
Anyway that was the story reported on my local news.

I thought 4got2wipe would appreciate it.

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lopaw
9 years ago
Can't wait to try that!
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NigelCharles
9 years ago
I'm more stoked about breakfast all day at MickyD's.
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crazyjoe
9 years ago
Take a picture and send it to all your friends
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ATACdawg
9 years ago
Forewarned is fore armed!

Four hundred years ago when I was in college, we had a St. Patrick's Day party. On the menu was green beer, lots of green beer. Being a wiseass back in those days, I was giving the bartender a ration of crap about how much green food coloring to use to get the proper shade of green. In reply, he dosed my next beer with almost half the bottle. I drank it, and forgot all about it......

until the next morning I was sitting on the throne, having my morning contemplation. I pissed, I shat. I used tp to wipe (I didn't 4get2wipe!). I brought a piece up to check progress and...

OHMYGAWD! my shit is Kelly green! WTF? Am a sick? Am I dying? Why does my head hurt?

After a few seconds, I realized what had happened. I was being visited by the shades of spirits passed! It was truly amazing. The entire bowl, liquid and solid was a delightful shade of green. If I had cut myself shaving, I would probably have bled green!

True story.
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4got2wipe
9 years ago
Brilliant story ATACdawg!

I'll confess that there was also an ick factor for me the first time I tried green beer as a teen! Not brilliant! :(
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rockstar666
9 years ago
When I first moved to Chicago people were very excited that they dye the Chicago River green on ST. Patrick's Day. The first time I saw the river was in September...and it was already green! But yes, it becomes a lot more florescent when they add the dye.
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crsm27
9 years ago
It is the same if you eat the "black" nacho chips that restaraunts use for their "extreme" nachos.
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