breaking news. Just heard on the local news
sharkhunter
Story is, you heard about Burger Kings black bun hamburgers?
Well the story as reported on the news is that it has a side effect. You will have green poop.
Anyway that was the story reported on my local news.
I thought 4got2wipe would appreciate it.
Well the story as reported on the news is that it has a side effect. You will have green poop.
Anyway that was the story reported on my local news.
I thought 4got2wipe would appreciate it.
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http://abc13.com/science/yes-burger-king…
Four hundred years ago when I was in college, we had a St. Patrick's Day party. On the menu was green beer, lots of green beer. Being a wiseass back in those days, I was giving the bartender a ration of crap about how much green food coloring to use to get the proper shade of green. In reply, he dosed my next beer with almost half the bottle. I drank it, and forgot all about it......
until the next morning I was sitting on the throne, having my morning contemplation. I pissed, I shat. I used tp to wipe (I didn't 4get2wipe!). I brought a piece up to check progress and...
OHMYGAWD! my shit is Kelly green! WTF? Am a sick? Am I dying? Why does my head hurt?
After a few seconds, I realized what had happened. I was being visited by the shades of spirits passed! It was truly amazing. The entire bowl, liquid and solid was a delightful shade of green. If I had cut myself shaving, I would probably have bled green!
True story.
I'll confess that there was also an ick factor for me the first time I tried green beer as a teen! Not brilliant! :(