breaking news. Just heard on the local news
Story is, you heard about Burger Kings black bun hamburgers?
Well the story as reported on the news is that it has a side effect. You will have green poop.
Anyway that was the story reported on my local news.
I thought 4got2wipe would appreciate it.
Well the story as reported on the news is that it has a side effect. You will have green poop.
Anyway that was the story reported on my local news.
I thought 4got2wipe would appreciate it.
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Four hundred years ago when I was in college, we had a St. Patrick's Day party. On the menu was green beer, lots of green beer. Being a wiseass back in those days, I was giving the bartender a ration of crap about how much green food coloring to use to get the proper shade of green. In reply, he dosed my next beer with almost half the bottle. I drank it, and forgot all about it......
until the next morning I was sitting on the throne, having my morning contemplation. I pissed, I shat. I used tp to wipe (I didn't 4get2wipe!). I brought a piece up to check progress and...
OHMYGAWD! my shit is Kelly green! WTF? Am a sick? Am I dying? Why does my head hurt?
After a few seconds, I realized what had happened. I was being visited by the shades of spirits passed! It was truly amazing. The entire bowl, liquid and solid was a delightful shade of green. If I had cut myself shaving, I would probably have bled green!
True story.
I'll confess that there was also an ick factor for me the first time I tried green beer as a teen! Not brilliant! :(