I love the site. new guy from va no clubs in my area but cross over to md and wv for their clubs. I love strippers and have a few favorites in my area. looking forward to getting to know everyone.
welcome to an intellectually stimulating corner of the web where erudite discussions are the staple not the exception.
and don’t worry about your man boobs. lots of man boobs around here. in fact one of the biggest boobs on the site (@zipman68, aka @slauxpas, aka @theprophetjuice, aka @4got2wipe) has serious man boobs. he is also from your neck of the woods:
hey, you aren’t really a girl pretending to be a guy are you? we don’t usually go in for that sort of stuff but i can’t fault you if it helps you to avoid getting psycho PMs from san_jose_guy.
Welcome – you seem to have a sharp wit so you'll probably fit right in.
At first I was hesitant to join the discussion board b/c I thought it'd be filled w/ a whole bunch of low-lifes – although we have our fair share of eccentrics there are quite a few on here whom are successful and intelligent folks whom just happen to love women and strip-clubs – so glad you gave the discussion board a try.
Many of us are on here regularly thus the various inside-jokes – additionally – in case you are unaware there is a Glossary link at the bottom of the TUSCL page which list some of the obscure acronyms we use around here (or if not listed in the TUSCL Glossary you can always refer to UrbanDicitonary.com which lists pretty much any abbreviation or slang term out there).
Even if you have done a lot of SCing in the past – good chance you'll learn a fair amount on here from networking with your fellow enthusiasts.
Welcome! Most TUSCLers are brilliant as long as you don't say something that causes one of the rare psychos to obsess over you! I just put my stalker on ignore!
You'll learn amazing skills, like the LDK (look it up), identifying a DS (look that up as well), and drinking from a bidet! OK, only one of us does the last of those but he's a cool guy!
^^^ what??? You didn't even pay for your last encounter and you're not paying DS anything so damn you got off easy on your alimony!!!!! Lmao - I'm just fuckin with ya
w.r.t. the “show us your tits” comment – this is what we ask dancers that post on here to do for us when they first post – some go w/ the flow and some get flustered by the innocent request.
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last commentand don’t worry about your man boobs. lots of man boobs around here. in fact one of the biggest boobs on the site (@zipman68, aka @slauxpas, aka @theprophetjuice, aka @4got2wipe) has serious man boobs. he is also from your neck of the woods:
http://onewayrichmond.com/2013…
and so does perhaps the biggest boob of them all @san_jose_guy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?…
hey, you aren’t really a girl pretending to be a guy are you? we don’t usually go in for that sort of stuff but i can’t fault you if it helps you to avoid getting psycho PMs from san_jose_guy.
he is a school shooting waiting to happen. just sayin’
anyways welcome again and happy clubbing
$350,000 per year MINIMUM
farmerart and Dougster are well above that, but they are still good guys
We used to have a minimum required penis size of 10 inches but then we let georgemicrodong and lopaw in and jeez there went the neighborhood.
So.....do you qualify?
Welcome to the circus, hokieman.
Welcome, and I won't pass judgement on you being a va tech fan as I am old school big east alumni! I did root for you guys when you played Ohio state.
Anyway, it's refreshing to see a non troll introduce himself, welcome from Ohio!
Sorry to go off on a tangent on your post, but why am I not listed in the 350K + club? Certainly I make more than Dougster.
At first I was hesitant to join the discussion board b/c I thought it'd be filled w/ a whole bunch of low-lifes – although we have our fair share of eccentrics there are quite a few on here whom are successful and intelligent folks whom just happen to love women and strip-clubs – so glad you gave the discussion board a try.
Many of us are on here regularly thus the various inside-jokes – additionally – in case you are unaware there is a Glossary link at the bottom of the TUSCL page which list some of the obscure acronyms we use around here (or if not listed in the TUSCL Glossary you can always refer to UrbanDicitonary.com which lists pretty much any abbreviation or slang term out there).
Even if you have done a lot of SCing in the past – good chance you'll learn a fair amount on here from networking with your fellow enthusiasts.
How long have you been SCing on a regular basis?
You'll learn amazing skills, like the LDK (look it up), identifying a DS (look that up as well), and drinking from a bidet! OK, only one of us does the last of those but he's a cool guy!
And the non-brilliant folks who pointedly tell you the won't give intel probably don't have any to share! :(
And to think a girl who shows her tits to guys for money would get flustered by a simple request to show them to us?
It's not like we ask them for a BBBJ or FS.... Oh. Wait.....
"Fuck you, newbie! :)