Wasn't great, but it was cheap

I just visited this club because the sign said FREE LUNCH. I was hungry so I figured food and naked girls would be fun. When I walked in, the guy at the door filled me in since it was my first time. Told me it's usually $20. 10 for a membership fee and 10 for unlimited drinks. He said since there was only one dancer, he would only charge me for drinks. I walked over to what appeared to be a snack bar, thinking this was where I would pick up my lunch. The guy told me to go sit down and the dancer would be out soon. I sat for a minute or two and she came out. It was awkward since I was the only one there. She had about a 5 or 6 body and a 2 face. During the first song the waitress (who was smoking hot) took my drink order. By the time the second of 2 songs was over nobody had taken my food order. Not wanting to have to act interested in the dancer while I ate, I just took off. My fault for going on a Thursday at 12 but I doubt I'll be back.