My dirtbag friends and I will likely be in Miami in a few months for a guys' trip. In order to make a SC visit worth my time, since I'm not a local, I was wondering if any of you could point me in the right direction.
Here's the girls and experience I'm looking for: I like Latina girls who are fit but with curves. I love Colombians and Cubans, they drive me crazy. But they're challenging to find in California and Nevada. I love enhanced tits and, when tasteful, I love enhanced booties (see: my avatar). It's a weird taste, maybe a fetish.
I don't like the hustle that I get in strip clubs in Mexico, but I like the women. I don't have a problem saying no, and can also speak some conversational Spanish. (Ex girlfriend was Mexican. I got it bad.)
Cost of dances and drinks is not an issue as long as it's not outrageous. Happy for extras but not necessary if lap dances provide quality contact.
I love the classy strip clubs of Vegas, but don't need that level of ostentatiousness. But I dislike the slummy clubs. Venue needs to be at least average...?
What Miami strip club would you recommend given this litany of criteria I've laid out? :)
Also - Sometimes my friends and I will roll on MDMA at the strip club. (Taken before arriving.) The sensation of strippers smooth skin in phenomenally better. But that means clubs without a strict no drug policy. I've been able to pull this off at many Vegas clubs, so I'd imagine it isn't a big deal.
Thank you in advance for any advice!


There are lots of clubs in Miami that you'd like. I think Tootsies is best. However, Papi and perhaps others can give you much more detailed info. about the various options than I can.
Btw, please post some more reviews of the various clubs that you've been to. The specificity in your post about what you're looking for strongly suggest to me that you've been doing this a while. We are a cooperative community in which we help one another and collectively work to make tuscl a better place.