Finally!

Finally, a strip club near Chicago that doesn't disappoint. Don't get me wrong, if you just want extras, a place like Arnie's is all you need. But for me, this is the place. This was my first time to Jimmy's and won't be my last. I'll put up with the traffic to get here from downtown if I must--it is worth the drive.

Details: No cover on weekday evenings. I was drinking whiskey--first drink was $8, next one was $7...I think the bartender was a little inconsistent, or maybe she was happy to have customers that tip. Seemed to me the drinks got bigger and cheaper as the night went on. Dances are $20 topless and $30 nude. Not sure about VIP--wasn't mentioned and I didn't ask. Turns out, I got all the fun I needed in the lap dance area, which is divided up into cubicles with 4 or 5-foot walls...(while you are seated it is pretty private). Was not too busy on a Tuesday night, so didn't have to worry about an audience.

Now, the girls: Wow. I have been to a lot of strip clubs, and given the area around Jimmy's, and the slightly-outdated exterior, I did not expect much. I was very surprised. Every lady I saw was friendly, cute, energetic, and in great shape. OK, maybe there were a couple that were a little heavy or flabby, but most were slim, fit, gorgeous ladies. I had dances from a couple black girls, both with slim waists, in great shape, with large natural breasts (C-cup and D-cup, respectively, I'd guess). Yes, there was one obligatory "I've been here for 8 years" older white gal with tons of tattoos and fake breasts, but even she had great teeth (not a junkie), was in pretty good shape, and gave an energetic dance, although her breast implants were a bit firm and in need of a tune-up--that was a little distracting.