They make chicken salad out of chicken shit

A few miles down Highway 16 lies a roadside cathouse called the Mansion.

The joint was empty when I walked in. The girls were sitting around watching The Walking Dead and drinking.

Being 20, I wasn't old enough to drink. But my buddy paid $5 a beer. We talked up these two strippers. One was a blonde "bombshell" that "just got a divorce" and the other was a very flirtatious brunette who kept on telling me about how good the food was. $40 for a private lap dance, feel ass and titties all you want, we settled on $37, that's all the $1s I had. The rates go up with the VIP room to the Champagne lounge, and FINALLLLLLYYY you and the lady of your choice can enjoy a private pool VIP session for a cool $320.