Which would give you the quickest hard on?

Clackport
Washington
Seeing a hot stripper: nude, wearing a policewoman outfit, or wearing spandex/yoga pants.

Nude would probably be the answer for most of you. Last night though I was at the gym, and I saw a couple decent looking ladies with nice asses rocking spandex/yoga pants. I couldn't even concentrate after that lol.

I think I would still choose nude, but spandex is a very close number 2 to me.

What say you?

Feel free to add outfits that you think are close to being as hot as nude.

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shailynn
9 years ago
Yoga pants, it's good to leave a little to the imagination.

I always joke around and say "damn I saw this 22 year old in yoga pants today that was so hot I had to masturbate in my car." Now I would never do that, but maybe if I had really dark tinted windows - eh maybe I would.
footballguy
9 years ago
Definitely the spandex pants. As sexy as a nude woman is, like the others have said it can be even sexier when you have to use your imagination. If you see a woman makes you might see some flaw you don't like, but if it's covered than for all you know it is perfect. As much as I love a naked woman on top of me grinding away, I would love to have a women in spandex grinding against my dick.

Other outfits I find very sexy: mesh dresses, see through lingerie, booty shorts, and very short skirts.
san_jose_guy
9 years ago
I like to see girls that have dressed for sex. So with all due respects I'll decline to comment on those two outfits. I would like, and get hard the fastest, seeing her in full height stripper shoes, with straps to hold them on. Then maybe nothing, or thigh high stockings, or maybe with a garter belt or a boob out bustier to hold the stockings up, or maybe a mini dress, or a skirt and tee shirt, or just a teddy.

I analyze it from the bottom layer up, from the stuff that is not going to come off for at least the first few rounds. The rest of it is secondary.

It is important that the girl has dressed in a way like this because it means that she wants to be my sex play partner.

SJG
https://sites.google.com/site/sjgportal/…

B.B. King and Eric Clapton
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfuO3IVz…
Papi_Chulo
9 years ago
What I say me is:

I def like seeing women in sexy clothes. I'm a member of LA Fitness (and formerly a member of Bally's Total Fitness which was Scandinavian Gym b/f that but LA Fitness bought out Bally's) – anyway – there have been plenty of times I've been at the gym in the late afternoon and it's been packed – and the Latinas (mostly Cuban) chicks down here in Miami dress to kill when they hit the gym (not conservative at all) – I often wonder how many of them may be strippers b/c they look the part – plenty of times I've hit Tootsies after having worked out even if I had not intention of hitting the SC that day prior to have seen the sexy ass babes at the gym.

So seeing hot ass girls in super sexy tight workout gear is a def turn-on – but I would def prefer being able to walk into the ladies' locker-room and be able to see them walking around nude (gives me a hard-on just thinking about it).
san_jose_guy
9 years ago
We don't have many Cubans or Puerto Ricans here where I am. So when people post about them it gets me thinking. Don't really know what they look like, how they makeup, or how they dress.

In high heels?

Got any pictures?

SJG
https://sites.google.com/site/sjgportal/…
seaboardrr
9 years ago
Tiny cut-off jean shorts and hiking boots.
shadowcat
9 years ago
Unfortunately at my age, I've seen it all. It takes more than a sexy dressed female to get me hard. Even totally nude won't work most of the time. I've got to have action.
Papi_Chulo
9 years ago
w.r.t. sexy outfits/clothing I like on women – yeah tight yoga or sweatpants def sexy; booty shorts def.

But there is one type of outfit in particular that often gives me a boner – IDK the proper name of it (I guess it may be considered some type of a halter top) – but it's those type of tops that kinda have a support strand around the back of the neck (usually women have to pull the support strand over their heads to take off the top) but have no other supports or fabric over the shoulders this it's almost/basically strapless – anyway – it is often open in the back and kinda open on the sides and kinda low around the cleavage area.

I notice many black women wearing this and often w/ no bra and it drives me crazy especially when they have nice sized boobs that show thru the top but more so from the sorta of open sides of the outfit giving great side-boob viewage and I like me some nice full side-boob viewage.

Well – I looked it up – and below is an image of what I be talking about:

http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http…
san_jose_guy
9 years ago
http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http…

This still has some uplift, some structuring. It is not a feel up uniform.

So if the girl wants to wear it, that is her business. But for me to do much with her, it has to come off. So it is not dressing for sex.

It is not something I would buy for her myself.

I like natural look, zero uplift, structuring, or armor platting around her tits.

SJG
https://sites.google.com/site/sjgportal/…
georgmicrodong
9 years ago
Nude. Or a man's long sleeved, collared shirt, long enough to cover her ass, but with nothing underneath it.
san_jose_guy
9 years ago
Here are sexy tops:

http://www.wickedtemptations.com/standar…

You can leave them on her for a while. Otherwise why even have the garment.

SJG
https://sites.google.com/site/sjgportal/…
Clackport
9 years ago
I would love to see a stripper rocking a policewoman outfit, she would get all my money. Stockings, fishnets, and bodysuits also drive me wild.
san_jose_guy
9 years ago
That's an interesting outfit, a costume with all sorts of connotations. But if you want to have sex with her, probably you just have to take it off of her. True?

People have different ideas here. There have been various threads like this, I believe others also started by Ranukam. I find the ways people think to be interesting.

This is an action uniform. No undressing necessary:
http://shop18.us/plus-size-teddy-boob-ou…

Here is another
http://i01.i.aliimg.com/wsphoto/v0/47322…

If the girl wears more, then that means that sex might be happening, but later. So her clothes are not directly relevant to sex, as they will have been taken off.

Sometimes there can be compromises, she is not really showing everything, but still nothing needs to come off.
http://www.wickedtemptations.com/standar…

At a minimum, you want what is to come off to come off very easy.
http://www.wickedtemptations.com/standar…

Pulling a girl's clothes off of her is no big deal. But getting her to dress sexy in the first place is the challenge.

SJG
https://sites.google.com/site/sjgportal/…

Muddy Waters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40-oo1S2…
crazyjoe
9 years ago
With yoga pants or a shirt skirt
Mistah_Fetti_Morbuxxx
9 years ago
Fishnets are my favorite especially on a thick gal.
rh48hr
9 years ago
Yoga pants. A hot fit woman in yoga pants brings an immediate stiffy.
gawker
9 years ago
I've been doing quite a bit of photography with strippers OTC lately ( see my new avatar) and while I love shooting full nude, I've started adding props and clothing to make them more sexy. I did a few of a very beautiful woman wearing my white Oxford cloth starched dress shirt, unbuttoned. I've been posing her so there's side boob age, bottom half of the ass, peeks into the shirt, etc. I did a few shots with her wearing a stripper outfit with heels and then a series with a new peignor from Victoria's Secret. Nude is still my favorite but the rest is fun, too. I'm going to try some in some cut off jean shorts (and nothing else) and maybe some sheer yoga pants. Good ideas.
sharkhunter
9 years ago
I remember in one college chemistry class we had assigned seats. At first I thought I had one of the crappest seats in the class. All the way at the top of some stadium theatre style seating. I thought about complaining or trying to move. Then while trying to pay attention to the teacher I saw all the hot girls wearing short shorts everywhere I looked. I was like damn, I can't concentrate at all. Everywhere I looked. Strip clubs don't even have it that good.

I like the cheerleader or short skirt outfits too. In High School no one could wear shorts that did not cover the knees. School uniforms were ok. A cheerleader named Pam would always sit beside me in one class and often wear her short cheerleader skirt and outfit.

At my dorm, home to over 400 fire alarms my first semester, I would often see girls come out wearing short shorts and some type of night gowns or teddies or whatever you call it. I wondered if someone kept setting off the alarm to watch everyone come out during the middle of the night. very Frustating and hard to sleep. girls were hot though. It was illegal to stay in the room and you would get fined if caught.
rogertex
9 years ago
Spandex hides imperfections. Unless a dancer has smokin body - I ask my dancers to put on a sexy bra/boy-shorts combo to start the dances. Clothing does come off, to the extent permitted by the club - but not right away.

A true strip-tease (as seen in movies) is most enjoyable for me.
crazyjoe
9 years ago
I like the german beerfest girl outfit
PhantomGeek
9 years ago
I'm pretty much like Shadowcat -- it takes a bit more than visuals nowadays to get me going. Now if she said yes and didn't ask for any money, that could be a good start.
motorhead
9 years ago
Maybe Yoga pants are a good look in SoCal or South Florida, but in the upper Midwest most of the women are too fat. Oh....that doesn't stop them from wearing yoga pants, it just makes them look like an overstuffed bag of potatoes.
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