$50,000-$100,000 with a quartly return of 3-5% can pay for all your stripper des

I love the math juice. If you're getting 10% to 20% return on your investments, we need to talk!!!

#juicehasdownsyndrome

Thanks for the feed back and laughs friends

#HatersDrinkMySuccess

I just talked with my advisor this morning and I made 4% profit for this quarter

But I only have $10,000 invested

I do appreciate the feed back because I'm a rookie at this money making shits and often do dream up unrealistic expectations....the information helps

You should aspire to be a world class poker player and use your winnings for the girls. Don;t touch your savings yet.

What about taxes? Don't you need to reinvest 2% to offset inflation?

8% - 2% (inflation) - 2%(gains taxes) = ~ 4%. Or ~ 1% per quarter. $500/6wks. That would make me happy! But I'd only go out once a month or two to a dressed-up-Ohio-dive. :-/

$10K knocks the numbers down to $50/6wks, if my taxes math is correct.

Ponzi schemes rock. :)

For pay for real DS-caliber talent, you need to short treasuries.

Duh

*To pay

Mikeya you hit the nail on the hammer....the big reason for all my savings is to get 40 buy ins at $2-$5 No Limit and Omaha Poker Cash so I can flip full stacks of $1,000 at a time as a poker professional

50% of all my winning is going to help, support and raise awareness for single mothers lol

^^ That Douche is probably gonna blow up the world economy soon. Okay, though. We can always blame Mexican immigrants and Gov. lending to the poor.

Your advisor? Is that the same person that served you lunch at Bonangles?

LMFAO

Fank yous me frand

Wait until the market takes a shit and we will see how the faint of heart thinks then. The thing about using your 3-5% quarterly return is that you have a short memory. Markets have fluid returns. When it starts tanking will you be able to hold on and not sell? Or will you still be able to hold on and continue buying into it? The latter is always where you make money. Have some money on the sidelines to ride out the tough times because we never know when they come, but they do every so often. Mark my words and just plan for it, and don't sell when it happens for long term success my brah!

That would be a 13% to 22% return annually, and if you are skimming off the top, your capital would only go down.

How did treasuries do today? :-) I was loaded up on US dollars into that Fed announcement.

Passive income. Now we're talking.